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Sandpaper Sally
An overworked sailor comes in to port from a long journey and is
eager
to get laid. He goes to the local whorehouse where he demands the
finest
whore.
He is disappointed when the madam tells him that she is booked. The
sailor cannot accept the denial and demands satisfaction. The madam
feels bad and suggests the last resort-Sandpaper Sally!
The sailor happy as can be shrieks out, "I'll take it!" He goes to
the
room where Sandpaper Sally is and to his delight is impressed with
her.
He begins drilling her like a mad man but after awhile his dick
begins
to burn. He pulls out and notices his dick is as raw as hamburger.
The
sailor asks, "Lady what's wrong with your pussy its so dry?"
Sandpaper Sally replies, "Hang on just a minute" and goes to the
bathroom. Upon her return the sailor puts it in and commences
drilling.
With a smile ear to ear the sailor jests, "that's more like it!" as
his
cock glides in and out of this very wet box. Just before climax the
sailor says, "Hey baby how'd you get so wet?"
She replies, "I just went in the bathroom pick my scabs and let the
pus
run!!!"
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A gourmet's delight is Priscilla
For her breath's a distinct sarsaparilla.
One breast tastes like thyme
The other is lime
And her vaginal flavor's vanilla.
There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose cock was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
Wiping sperm from his chin
If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it.
A spastic who never could come,
Was rubbing her clit with her thumb.
But she had a strong spasm
When she reached her orgasm,
That rendered her deaf, blind and dumb.
Once a young and devout holy roller,
Had a boy friend attempt to console her.
She'd gone down on his cock,
That was hard as a rock...
Chipped a tooth, plus she knocked out a molar.
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