A joke not heard before, only just wrote it!

[THE BORG]

One day a young male patient went to see the doctor.
She was a beautiful lady doctor.
"I have an elephant stuck up my nose" said the patient.
"Well pull it out" said the lady doctor, immediately being
aware that she was dealing with someone who was insane.
"But my nostril is not big enough to get the elephant
through" said the patient.
The lady doctor being quite inventive said
"I have an magic shrinking drug" she said "I will administer
it to the elephant until he is very very small and then I
will pull him out through your nostril."
"Oh thank you very much" said the young male patient.
The lady doctor pretended to administer the drug and slowly
pulled the elephant out through his nostril.
"There you are" she said putting the pretend very small
elephant in the waste paper basket "I expect you feel much
better now."
"Oh indeed I do" said the patient. "How much do I owe you?"
"Oh I will not charge for that" said the lady doctor.
"I have another problem" said the young male patient.
"You do?" said the lady doctor, "what is your other
problem?"
"I have a blue whale stuck up my penis."

THE BORG