Slow Broiled Dark Meat in Georgia: Granny Inferior
Lorri
hovered in the upper 90's, and have broken 100 quite often. Dry, high
humidity, excruciatingly hot, and no breeze to speak of.
With that clearly in your mind, consider:
An unnamed Loqueesha, who apparently is actually gainfully employed at a
Social Security office in Decatur (suburb of Atlanta), had a daily
routine: each morning she would get her 2 yr old grandson up, dressed,
and dropped off at daycare before she headed on out to work in her
spiffy late model car (a Lexus, I think). This is a routine she's had
for some unknown amount of time, but certainly long enough for the
average burrhead to be able to remember it.
At any rate, early this past week Loqueesha managed to get grandson up,
dressed, and strapped in his little carseat, but then FORGOT he was
there, didn't take him to daycare, and instead drove on to work. She
then parked the car (black in color) in the parking lot at 7:30 am, went
inside, and didn't come back out until 9 HOURS LATER, by which time I'm
sure little Tyroneus was well done. I believe the high that day was 101.
I just can't get past the "I jes' FORGOT li'l Tyroneus wuz in de car!"
excuse. How in Glub's name do you forget a fucking 2 yr old? All the 2
yr olds of my acquaintance are nonstop frigging NOISE machines!
The county mounties are declining to bring charges, and the DA is
mulling it over.
Reckon I'll just go out and shoot up Cleveland Avenue, and then my
excuse will be "I jes' FORGOT that guns go off when you pull the
trigger!"
Whoops, won't work. I don't have the proper level of melanin
enhancement...
Lorri
Mark Wood
> Kenny "The South shall rise again!"
Why must these Hilbillys always proclaim their impending turgidness to the
rest of the world?
After the woody arrives let us know, but until then, SHUT UP!
-M. Wood
--
"Ve vill never return ze Holländische Untermensch bikes, ja!" - Michael Briel
Creamsickles for everybody!
"Acetylcholinesterase Inhibitor" <wor...@dworley.ne.mediaone.net> wrote in
message news:878ztte...@blob.ariadne.com...
> Lorri <gash...@bellsouth.net> writes:
> > I just can't get past the "I jes' FORGOT li'l Tyroneus wuz in de car!"
> > excuse. How in Glub's name do you forget a fucking 2 yr old? All the 2
> > yr olds of my acquaintance are nonstop frigging NOISE machines!
>
>
> I do remember my parents forgetting that the dog was in the car once
> when they drove us kids to school. All day, we were wondering where
> the dog was.
>
> ObT: Was it really such a loss?
>
> Dale
Probably not Dale. It is a demographic fact the bastardy rate
for negroes is up around 45%, and as such, this little cooked-coconut
has already been replaced by 5 or 6 more. Remember that
the inferior race(s) must re-propagate themselves by sheer
bio-mass. An excellent resource for this (media supressed) data may be
found at ---> www.natvan.com
Kenny "The South shall rise again!"
must keep their
Felis Concolor
>Probably not Dale. It is a demographic fact the bastardy rate
>for negroes is up around 45%, and as such, this little cooked-coconut
>has already been replaced by 5 or 6 more. Remember that
>the inferior race(s) must re-propagate themselves by sheer
>bio-mass. An excellent resource for this (media supressed) data may be
>found at ---> www.natvan.com
>Kenny "The South shall rise again!"
>must keep their
Kenny, I'm glad you included that forgotten "must keep their" at
the end. After all, if I saw a post proclaiming one's own racial
superiority without a typo, spelling mistake, or grammatical mistake,
I'd probably keel over and faint.
Oh, I see you left out a "that" at the beginning. Never mind.
ObTasty: A delightful Latino comic (translated into English) called
"The Convent of Hell." Blasphemous buggering by Beelzebub (say that
three times, fast). A satanic nun who can steal men's life force by
ingesting their semen. The smirk on her face as she moves away from a
keeling-over brand new corpse, face spattered with jizz, is priceless.
And yes, this little gem is available from Blowfish.
Lenore Levine
--
"Everything in the world is divided into three categories: Cat toys,
cat food, and things for cats to sleep on. None of us have ever used
a fur flogger as a cat toy, but we're all convinced that it would
almost certainly be popular." -- The Blowfish Research Department
A.Lizard
wrote:
>"Archimedes Einstein" <fre...@ucla.system4.edu> writes:
>
[snip]
>>must keep their
>
>Kenny, I'm glad you included that forgotten "must keep their" at
>the end. After all, if I saw a post proclaiming one's own racial
>superiority without a typo, spelling mistake, or grammatical mistake,
>I'd probably keel over and faint.
Well, e-mail a .GIF of that and I'll put it on my site.
>Oh, I see you left out a "that" at the beginning. Never mind.
selected quotes from the natvan site:
National Alliance Goals
White Living Space
An Aryan Society
A Responsible Government
A New Educational System
An Economic Policy Based on Racial Principles
Eligibility: Any White person (a non-Jewish person of wholly
European ancestry) of good character and at least 18 years of age
who accepts as his own the goals of the National Alliance and who
is willing to support the program described herein may apply for
membership.
============= end quote
Not a bad idea, if a small island could be found to put the
prospective members of "An Aryan Society", a quarantine zone pur
around it, and the island could be wired for Webcams. Probably a
lot more fun than Survivor to watch. Black cannibals are common
enough to be unworthy of notice, unless there's an unarmed one of
you and a shitload of them. White cannibals should be
entertaining enough to give us some tasteless potential.
A.Lizard
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A.Lizard
<wads...@montana.com> wrote:
>
>
>> Kenny "The South shall rise again!"
YEE-HAW!
> Why must these Hilbillys always proclaim their impending turgidness to the
>rest of the world?
They expect that we will find this astounding. They're probably
right.
>After the woody arrives let us know, but until then, SHUT UP!
and before posting pointers to the .GIFs, get a model release
from the pig they used their woody on.
Big Al
>
> ObTasty: A delightful Latino comic (translated into English) called
> "The Convent of Hell." Blasphemous buggering by Beelzebub (say that
> three times, fast). A satanic nun who can steal men's life force by
> ingesting their semen. The smirk on her face as she moves away from a
> keeling-over brand new corpse, face spattered with jizz, is priceless.
I've got the whole thing in jpeg format (courtesy, in fact, of a veteran
a.ter who shall remain anonymous*). So if anyone wants it, they should
DEFINITELY go out and buy the comic, and UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES email me
and ask for the scans, because illegal distribution of copyrighted
material is NAUGHTY in the Thighs of Our Lard.
(Ahem)
--
Big Al
* Thanks Pinhead, wherever the fuck you disappeared to.
Let's all be fucking retarded
Email: mal...@cableinet.co.uk
Buford Pusser
crawl out from under "it's" rock and come to their defense.Best "it"can
do is be critical of the guys grammer and spelling.Give it up you
titless twit,you are defending the undefenseable,get over it .Why is it
all you marxists from the granola state think you are superior to anyone
east of Bakersfield and south of Manhattan?We think you are all a bunch
of overeducated,overfed, and underfucked socialists.So,why don't you
follow that trail of snot back to your shit encrusted rock and crawl
back under it you satchel-assed,cum guzzlin',nigga' lovin',crack baby
making skid mark?!?(BTW,I still want another test since you don't have
the cojones to answer my post about the "Yoes" and "Billies" quiz!!)
Felis SinColor....
--
"If we'd known it was going to cause this much trouble we'd have picked
our own damned cotton"
Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
Before you buy.
Crato
>>> Kenny "The South shall rise again!"
>YEE-HAW!
>> Why must these Hilbillys always proclaim their impending turgidness to the
>>rest of the world?
>They expect that we will find this astounding. They're probably
>right.
>>After the woody arrives let us know, but until then, SHUT UP!
>
>and before posting pointers to the .GIFs, get a model release
>from the pig they used their woody on.
>A.Lizard
Ah hell Liz... Us southern bred folk all know it's them damn yankees what
fucks pigs. Everybody down here knows it's a lot easier to stump train a
calf.....
Crato <southern genitalman>
Felis Concolor
Lorri <gash...@bellsouth.net> writes:
>Reckon I'll just go out and shoot up Cleveland Avenue, and then my
>excuse will be "I jes' FORGOT that guns go off when you pull the
>trigger!"
>Whoops, won't work. I don't have the proper level of melanin
>enhancement...
ObTyingInThreads: I guess that's how Anne Heche got away with
being sent to a fancy nut ranch instead of the local calabozo.
She was black.
ObTastelessQuestionforKenStrayhorn: You've said that in your
part of NC, black people don't usually live in trailers. How-
ever, if a black man settles his arguments with Saturday
night specials, has children by two of his own relatives,
and believes pro rasslin' is real, can't he be honorary
trailer trash? Even if he doesn't live in one?
Bill Loftin
> ObTyingInThreads: I guess that's how Anne Heche got away with
> being sent to a fancy nut ranch instead of the local calabozo.
> She was black.
I think the local constabulary were all homophobes and were simply
afraid to have here around their jail.
Buford Pusser
conc...@netcom.com (Felis Concolor) wrote:
>
> Lorri <gash...@bellsouth.net> writes:
>
> >Reckon I'll just go out and shoot up Cleveland Avenue, and then my
> >excuse will be "I jes' FORGOT that guns go off when you pull the
> >trigger!"
> >Whoops, won't work. I don't have the proper level of melanin
> >enhancement...
>
> being sent to a fancy nut ranch instead of the local calabozo.
> She was black.
>
> part of NC, black people don't usually live in trailers. How-
> ever, if a black man settles his arguments with Saturday
> night specials, has children by two of his own relatives,
> and believes pro rasslin' is real, can't he be honorary
> trailer trash? Even if he doesn't live in one?
>
> Lenore Levine
>
> --
> "Everything in the world is divided into three categories: Cat toys,
> cat food, and things for cats to sleep on. None of us have ever used
> a fur flogger as a cat toy, but we're all convinced that it would
> almost certainly be popular." -- The Blowfish Research Department
>
Nigguz don't use saturday night specials #3 Nigguz don't fuck their
kinfolks #4 Nigguz don't like pro wrestlin'? So the bottom line is ALL
the melanin enhanced are virtuous and pure as the wind driven
snow?!?Hotdammmmm,I musta' been livin' on the wrong
planet!!!!.....FelisSincolor..
Lorri
>
> Lorri <gash...@bellsouth.net> writes:
>
> >Reckon I'll just go out and shoot up Cleveland Avenue, and then my
> >excuse will be "I jes' FORGOT that guns go off when you pull the
> >trigger!"
> >Whoops, won't work. I don't have the proper level of melanin
> >enhancement...
>
> ObTyingInThreads: I guess that's how Anne Heche got away with
> being sent to a fancy nut ranch instead of the local calabozo.
> She was black.
>
No, no, no, Lenore. Anne Heche got sent ot the fancy nut ranch because
she's not only RICH, she's GAY and in HOLLYWOOD. If it had been a local
Shameeka who was wandering dazed and confused on some local's front
porch, she'd be no doubt sitting in the pokey.
You have to understand Ratlanta. Here, our darker brethren Can Do No
Wrong, unless it's against each other, a sticky situation that the local
media tries to sweep under the rug at every opportunity. Black whups up
on a white? White guy's fault. Black kills a white? White guy's fault.
White whups up on or kills a black? RACIALLY MOTIVATED CRIME!!! White
whups up on or kills a white? Good riddance.
White granny forgets her 2 yr old grandchild is in the car in high
summer and crockpots him thru the Pearly Gates? Throw the book at that
child abusing scum, and let's crucify the parents for good measure!
Black granny does the same? No charges brought, no prosecution
launched...that poor suffering soul is punishing herself sufficiently,
no need for THE GOVERNMENT to get involved....
That's my point, dear Aunt. In Ratlanta, at least, the melanin enhanced
can literally get away with murder. The rest of us are bound by the law
and public opinion...
Lorri
Buford Pusser
Steve
Concolor) wrote:
>So folks...who's the nigger in your part of the world? Any sick
>^H^H^H amusing stories?
>
>Lenore Levine
Strange request, But where I come from, I'm the
nigger. Being part Irish and part Maori don't win you
any style points from either side. But it means you're
somewhat acceptable in both worlds...
Stevel
" This is alt.tasteless. We're not afraid to call a
spade a spearchucking jigaboo junglebunny."
-Jaydog-
TREE...@treetnls.net
>
> selected quotes from the natvan site:
>
> National Alliance Goals
>
> White Living Space
> An Aryan Society
> A Responsible Government
> A New Educational System
> An Economic Policy Based on Racial Principles
>
> Eligibility: Any White person (a non-Jewish person of wholly
> European ancestry) of good character and at least 18 years of age
> who accepts as his own the goals of the National Alliance and who
> is willing to support the program described herein may apply for
> membership.
Umm, thinking about this objectively, wouldn't that be joining a losing team?
If your "species" is faced by a vastly numerically superior foe that is more
violent, wildly outbreeds you, and has allies in all areas of government.. well,
it looks like you lost. It's called "natural selection".
--
Of course, I'm only kidding.
-- Rev. Syd Midnight --
[Remove TREET from address to reply, if appropriate]
"You seem to be some kind of self-appointed AT net-nazi."
-- John Gilmer
Felis Concolor
>You have to understand Ratlanta. Here, our darker brethren Can Do No
>Wrong, unless it's against each other, a sticky situation that the local
>media tries to sweep under the rug at every opportunity. Black whups up
>on a white? White guy's fault. Black kills a white? White guy's fault.
That's certainly possible.
However, I suspect that a few miles away, in Stone Mountain, it's
the other way 'round.
Reminds me. It's interesting to note who's the nigger in various
parts of the world, and who's the white folks. That is, in South
Dakota, as a (half?) Native American, Lorri would be the nigger,
and black folks would be considered white, for all practical
purposes.
In Sweden, me, Lorri, and Jesse Jackson would probably get along
fine. As Julian Macassey said, "There are two things the Swedes
hate. Racial prejudice, and gypsies."
In Orange County, on the other hand, fat chix like me and Lorri are
the niggers. (I just got back from a trip to that part of the world.
They have a huge shopping mall -- Fashion Island -- with no clothes
over size 14. They don't even carry _Mode_ on the newsstands, fer
cryin' out loud.)
And I'm not even going to talk about Hawaii, where I would get
crap for being a Haole, but olive-skinned Lorri wouldn't. At least
until she revealed a Southern accent. Or Northern Ireland, where
they don't hate anyone but other Celts.
So folks...who's the nigger in your part of the world? Any sick
^H^H^H amusing stories?
Lenore Levine
--
Ace Lightning
>So folks...who's the nigger in your part of the world? Any sick
>^H^H^H amusing stories?
i've visited the lovely province of Quebec, Canada,
a few times, and Francophone Quebeçois are the niggers
of Canada. although the entire country is officially
bilingual, most Anglophone Canadians refuse to admit
that they speak or understand any French at all. i
never learned French in school - i picked it up by
hearing it constantly when i worked at the UN - but
i can speak it enough to obtain basic necessities.
and the French Canadians were universally so grateful
that i even made the attempt (no matter how badly i
mangled the lnaguage), they were falling all over
themselves trying to be helpful. English-speaking
Canadians looked down on me for being a stupid
American who didn't even know that a proper white
person shouldn't befoul their mouth with the
degenerate language of these dirty, lazy, inferior
sub-humans.
i've also heard that in Israel, Yemenite Jews are the
niggers, but i have no first-hand knowledge of this.
Felis Concolor
<Re the French.>
>English-speaking
>Canadians looked down on me for being a stupid
>American who didn't even know that a proper white
>person shouldn't befoul their mouth with the
>degenerate language of these dirty, lazy, inferior
>sub-humans.
You're right, Ace. Just because the French language is
foul, ugly, and inferior doesn't mean the people who
speak it are.
ObUgh: When I was in graduate school, they made us
learn written French. This was very difficult for me,
because I was over 40 at the time, and because the
French language is...well, what it is.
I also had to learn written German, which was a lot
easier. For one thing, I studied German in high school.
I learned both languages by reading popular magazines
of the countries involved. (I inhaled more knowledge
about the royal family of Monaco than any sane person
would want; for some reason, Europeans are obsessed with
this topic.)
ObSnicker: While I was in SoCal, I read in the Times
about two teenage German skinheads on trial for stomping
some respectable citizen to death -- just for fun. They
were smirking about it.
The snicker is for what's going to happen when these
characters, after being tried as an adult, get locked
up with the German equivalent of Bubba.
ObEvenBetter: They get locked up with a.t.'s own Skin-
head John.
Bill Loftin
> So folks...who's the nigger in your part of the world? Any sick
> ^H^H^H amusing stories?
Speaking English in Quebec usually gets you treated like a nigger.
(almost as bad as France)
Mark Wood
Felis Concolor wrote:
>
> Ace Lightning <acelig...@monmouth.com> writes:
>
> <Re the French.>
>
> You're right, Ace. Just because the French language is
> foul, ugly, and inferior doesn't mean the people who
> speak it are.
I think that should read, doesn't necessarily, mean the people who
speak it are.
^^^^^^^^^^^
In middle school, I was required to learn that phlegm bespattered
offense to human communication spoken by those overly perfumed
degenerates, from an actual French person. Foul, ugly, and inferior
seem kind adjectives in retrospect. I'm not saying they're all like
that, just that there are enough of them that way, for it to be a
stereotype.
> ObSnicker: While I was in SoCal, I read in the Times
> about two teenage German skinheads on trial for stomping
> some respectable citizen to death -- just for fun. They
> were smirking about it.
>
> The snicker is for what's going to happen when these
> characters, after being tried as an adult, get locked
> up with the German equivalent of Bubba.
Yes Lenore, I've seen pederasty referred to as "The German Vice," as
a book title.
-M. Wood
Paul Atreides
<39A56ADE...@monmouth.com>:
>Felis Concolor wrote:
>>So folks...who's the nigger in your part of the world? Any
>>sick ^H^H^H amusing stories?
>
>i've visited the lovely province of Quebec, Canada,
>a few times, and Francophone Quebeçois are the niggers
>of Canada.
I live in Vermont and Quebecois are the niggers here, too.
There's a large population living here and every weekend tons
more drive down I-89 to Tax Free New Hampshire. It's kind of
funny, because I'm French Canadian by descent, but the last
three generations of my family grew up in Connecticut. Great-
grandaddy smuggled hootch and decided to stay, or so the story
goes. In reality, I'm as about as French-Canadian as the Atom
Bomb. But up here, the Canucks hear my last name and think I'm
one of them, so I get the Quebecois version of "Hey, brotha,
what's happening!" Conversely, most of the 9th generation
Vermonters treat me like shit, but fuck them. We long-haired,
homo-friendly flatlanders are going to outnumber them soon
anyway.
--
Paul Atreides
atre...@sover.net
Felis Concolor
>Ace Lightning <acelig...@monmouth.com> wrote:
>> Felis Concolor wrote:
>> >So folks...who's the nigger in your part of the world? Any sick
>> >^H^H^H amusing stories?
>>
>> i've also heard that in Israel, Yemenite Jews are the
>> niggers, but i have no first-hand knowledge of this.
>They're lower than Falashas (aka Ethiopes)?
Well, at least all those darky Jews aren't Arabs.
ObHint: As soon as they get to Israel from the jungles of Africa, they
learn to look down on the Palestinians just like everyone else.
Ace Lightning
>>i've visited the lovely province of Quebec, Canada,
>>a few times, and Francophone Quebeçois are the niggers
>>of Canada.
>I live in Vermont and Quebecois are the niggers here, too.
>There's a large population living here and every weekend tons
>more drive down I-89 to Tax Free New Hampshire. It's kind of
>funny, because I'm French Canadian by descent, but the last
>three generations of my family grew up in Connecticut. Great-
>grandaddy smuggled hootch and decided to stay, or so the story
>goes. In reality, I'm as about as French-Canadian as the Atom
>Bomb. But up here, the Canucks hear my last name and think I'm
>one of them, so I get the Quebecois version of "Hey, brotha,
>what's happening!"
it's well worth speaking a few words of mangled French
when visiting Quebec, though. once they find out you
are willing to make the attempt, they will provide you
with some of the most delicious cooking imaginable.
whatever makes the French world-famous for their food
carried over to the Western Hemisphere, and even a plain
old bacon-and-eggs breakfast is something special when
you order it in fractured French.
and, ah, the possibilities of maple syrup...
Sh1th3ad
>
> ...Or Northern Ireland, where they don't hate anyone but other Celts.
>
> So folks...who's the nigger in your part of the world? Any sick
> ^H^H^H amusing stories?
Here in the Republic (of Ireland), the niggers are "travellers",
basically trailer trash with trailers that actually move. They move
about in packs and occupy any space that they can park their vehicles
on regardless of who owns it. They then proceed to steal anything in
the vicinity that's not nailed down, shit all over the place, spread
garbage to the four winds, and then move on before cholera can do a
much needed ethnic cleansing. But even they hate gypsies and
nigerian "refugees", mostly because they clog up the dole queue.
S
Roberta Hatch
>Ace Lightning <acelig...@monmouth.com> wrote:
>> Felis Concolor wrote:
>>>So folks...who's the nigger in your part of the world? ...
>> i've also heard that in Israel, Yemenite Jews are the
>> niggers, but i have no first-hand knowledge of this.
>They're lower than Falashas (aka Ethiopes)?
No they're not. A couple of years back a bunch of them gave
in a big blood drive and the hospitials threw their blood out. When
it made the news, the claim was that they were worried about AIDS and
didn't want hurt the Falashas' feelings by not taking their blood.
So it would seem that in Israel, like in most parts of the world,
there's no substitute for real niggers.
Bobbi
---
Roberta Hatch '65 Panhead
Dykes on Bikes, San Francisco, CA (This space for rent)
Lorri
>
> Lorri <gash...@bellsouth.net> writes:
>
> >You have to understand Ratlanta. Here, our darker brethren Can Do No
> >Wrong,
>
>
> However, I suspect that a few miles away, in Stone Mountain, it's
> the other way 'round.
Hardly. Stone Mountain is part and parcel of "the Atlanta Metro area".
KKK quit having cross burnings on the hunk of rock some time ago.
Been watching PBS again, have we?
Speaking as one who actually LIVES here, as opposed to someone
comfortably ensconced on the West Coast and subject to all the superior
horseshit y'all get fed re: The South, I believe I may have a little
more realistic take on what's going on here.
Incidentally, see my post on Broiled Dark Meat: Update for the current
situation regarding Granny Inferior....
>
> Reminds me. It's interesting to note who's the nigger in various
> parts of the world, and who's the white folks.
Well, I'll tell ya. In metro Atlanta, white folks ARE the niggers. You
people in the rest of the country need to figure out that the Old South
just doesn't exist in the large metro areas. The large cities have black
mayors, city councils, police chiefs, congressmen, and senators. If you
aren't black, you're out in the cold.
You get more equality in the rural communities. Except in Mississippi.
Everyone's a nigger there. Just varying degrees of niggerosity.
But I'll agree with Auntie Lenore: as part Indian, I'm a nigger in the
Plains states, as a fat chick I'm a nigger just about everywhere, in
England I'll be a nigger, but a nigger with MONEY, so they'll be nice to
me anyway. And like it or not, Lenore, in Atlanta I'm a nigger, because
I'm not black.
You say they'll like me in Hawaii? Maybe I should go there
sometime...one gets really tired of being a nigger....
Lorri
E Varden
Proctalgia wrote:
> 'Nous allons prendre une piece de la foie, avec l'anesthetique locale et
> une aguille, pour l'examination histologique.' You should have seen his
> eyes bug out.
>
I assume that's because the anesthetic hadn't taken hold in time.
Pe
Julian Macassey
Strayhorn <k...@duke.edu> wrote:
>In article <39A60359...@montana.com>, wads...@montana.com wrote:
>
>
>> Yes Lenore, I've seen pederasty referred to as "The German Vice," as
>> a book title.
I have read that in parts of rural Germany it was
accepted that daddy had first dibs on little Heidi's cherry.
>
>And, curiously, I usually see it referred to as "Th e English Disease"
>in books by Germans.
The French refer to homosexuality as "The English Vice".
The whores of Denmark refer to bondage as "English
Massage" and "Discipline" as "German Massage". A boob job is
"Spanish Massage", a hand job is "Swedish Massage" Of course a
blow job is "French Massage" and yes, a regular fuck is "Danish
Massage".
>
>Even more fun is what the various Euros call condoms - the Brits
>called it "a French hood" and the Frogs called it "an English letter".
Wrongo. The Brits call it a "French letter". The Frogs
call it a "Capote Anglais" (English cap). The Brits call a
contraceptive diaphragm a "Dutch Cap".
>
>Letter? Kinda like a Dear John?
Called French Letters because you used to buy them via
mail from France. So, if you received a "French Letter", your
condoms had been received in the mail.
>Anyway, I've always liked the various slang terms that revolve
>around the stereotypes of states:
Black bomber amphetamines, also called "West Coast
Turnarounds", truckers used to drive out to the West Coast, drop
their load and take some black bombers so they could drive
straight back.
--
"People like Julian Macassey are a big reason why I own guns."
Francis A. Ney, Jr <cro...@barkingmad.org>
Nanook of the North
> >^H^H^H amusing stories?
>
> a few times, and Francophone Quebeçois are the niggers
> of Canada.
In fact, separatist Pierre Vallieres, while imprisoned in New York after
a 1967? demonstration for Quebec independence outside the UN, wrote a
book entitled 'Negres Blancs d'Amerique', or 'White Niggers of America',
referring, of course, to himself and his kin. So yeah, this is a
long-standing fact.
> although the entire country is officially
> bilingual, most Anglophone Canadians refuse to admit
> that they speak or understand any French at all. i
> never learned French in school - i picked it up by
> hearing it constantly when i worked at the UN - but
> i can speak it enough to obtain basic necessities.
> and the French Canadians were universally so grateful
> that i even made the attempt (no matter how badly i
> mangled the lnaguage), they were falling all over
> themselves trying to be helpful. English-speaking
> Canadians looked down on me for being a stupid
> American who didn't even know that a proper white
> person shouldn't befoul their mouth with the
> degenerate language of these dirty, lazy, inferior
> sub-humans.
>
The book's title comes from the old practice of anglo shop clerks in
Montreal stores like Eaton's who would deal with customer requests in
French with the response 'Speak white!'
And while there are more and more anglos who do politically-correct
stuff like send their kids to French immersion schools (guilty), there
are still lots of anglos who sometimes get very sick of some of the
antics of the francophones. Ask my son, who lived in Montreal for 2.5
years. I swear, he was starting to sound like a redneck by the time he
left, he was so frustrated by some of the crap. (You see, 'official
bilingualism' just means the federal government will deal with you
in either language. Quebec, as a province, is officially unilingual;
and the uni language ain't English. People still get fined for putting
up English signs on their stores that are more than 1/2 the size of the
French signs, for example.
OTOH, the francophones are so sick of anglo narrow-minded twits that
refuse to even try to speak the language that any effort on your part to
speak French is greeted, as you saw, with joy and enthusiasm. If your
French is appalling enough, they will often switch to English to save
you embarrassment.
ObT: Poutine.
Robert
--
From the messy desk of RobNorth 62 27 N 114 22 W Politics is
a mass of lies, evasions, folly, hatred and schizophrenia.(Orwell)
Man is that he might have joy--not guilt trips.(Elder R,M. Nelson)
A flip dark chill winter bastard though dry. (A Clockwork Orange)
Jeff Justin
Julian Macassey wrote:
>
> I have read that in parts of rural Germany it was
> accepted that daddy had first dibs on little Heidi's cherry.
>
Isn't that practice an offshot of the "right of the first
night"? The feudal lord in the area could claim the
privilege of doing any woman living in his fiefdom, on the
day she got married, before her hubby got to do her.
Something to do with chattel property and all that nonsense.
Cheers,
Jeff Justin
ObT: I caught a pigeon in the grill of my car the other
day. I'm still finding guts 'n feathers 'n blood spatters
in the oddest places on the front half of the car.
--
"Hey foo', shuttup wityer jibba-jabbah. I ain't got no
tahme fo' no knucklehaid like you."
Mr.T
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Felis Concolor
>Felis Concolor wrote:
>> However, I suspect that a few miles away, in Stone Mountain, it's
>> the other way 'round.
>Hardly. Stone Mountain is part and parcel of "the Atlanta Metro area".
>KKK quit having cross burnings on the hunk of rock some time ago.
>Been watching PBS again, have we?
No, reading _The Smithsonian_. And actually, they said that KKK
nonsense was over with there. They just sounded so weaselly and
mealy-mouthed that I suspected they were lying.
>Speaking as one who actually LIVES here, as opposed to someone
>comfortably ensconced on the West Coast and subject to all the superior
>horseshit y'all get fed re: The South, I believe I may have a little
>more realistic take on what's going on here.
On the authority of someone who actually retired to the rural
South, there are definitely places where the niggers are...well,
still the niggers. I'm sure this isn't always the case, but I'm
sure that's true of more than one small community.
>Well, I'll tell ya. In metro Atlanta, white folks ARE the niggers. You
>people in the rest of the country need to figure out that the Old South
>just doesn't exist in the large metro areas. The large cities have black
>mayors, city councils, police chiefs, congressmen, and senators. If you
>aren't black, you're out in the cold.
I believe it. And yes, I'd love to hear the sick, gruesome details.
>But I'll agree with Auntie Lenore: as part Indian, I'm a nigger in the
>Plains states, as a fat chick I'm a nigger just about everywhere, in
>England I'll be a nigger, but a nigger with MONEY, so they'll be nice to
>me anyway. And like it or not, Lenore, in Atlanta I'm a nigger, because
>I'm not black.
>You say they'll like me in Hawaii? Maybe I should go there
>sometime...one gets really tired of being a nigger....
(Folks: Anyone been to Hawaii? Would a Southern accent automatically
make Lorri one of those despised Haoles, even if she didn't look like
one?)
Lorri should also try the Bay Area. For professional-class people,
race and ethnicity matter less than...just about anywhere else
in the world. Being a fat chick and having a Southern accent might
make Lorri a little bit of a nigger, but if she has geek skills
that are in demand, that will do more than cancel those factors out.
ObHumanNatureIsTheSameAllOverTheWorld: Just read in the paper about
some murders in Northern Ireland. The problem is that two militant
Protestant gangs ^H^H^H groups, ostensibly set up to fight the Catholics,
are feuding. No, their differences have absolutely nothing to do with
politics, or religion; they're squabbling over the crack trade.
Michael Cogan
> In article <39A675BF...@bellsouth.net>, Lorri
> <gash...@bellsouth.net> wrote:
>
> > Speaking as one who actually LIVES here, as opposed to someone
> > comfortably ensconced on the West Coast and subject to all the superior
> > horseshit y'all get fed re: The South, I believe I may have a little
> > more realistic take on what's going on here.
>
> And here's the truth:
>
> We hate everybody,
>
Ala Tom Lehrer === The white folk hate the black folk
An' the black folk hate the white folk
The protestants hate the catholics
And EVERYBODY hates the jews
From "National Brotherhood Week" which is
contemporaneous
the adventures of the two visitors from Yankeeland who
learned
about the guns along with one of the locals.
>
>
> --
> Strayhorn
>
> Not Duke policy, etc.
>
> "You should have been here 15 minutes ago." - John Rawls
Your post was a masterpiece. Just one point of information:
Cheney was a local darky that the two yankee jewboys
died with.
Jew York Mike
Michael Cogan
> Lorri <gash...@bellsouth.net> writes:
>
> >Felis Concolor wrote:
> =======================================
> (Folks: Anyone been to Hawaii? Would a Southern accent automatically
> make Lorri one of those despised Haoles, even if she didn't look like
> one?)
>
> Lenore Levine
>
>
In Hawaii I learned when I wandered into a restaurant that was not
accustomed to encountering the 4 percent of the population that is not asian
or polynesian.
All conversation in the room came to a halt and everyone stopped to stare at
the milkbreath roundeye. "You could hear a pin drop"
The food was good -- it was a place that automatically provided chopsticks
and probably would not have other eating utensils on request.
Lorri is not Chinese or Japanese or Polynesian so she is not going to be
given a free pass on that account.
However on the Big Island where the cattle ranches are, Mexicans are
respected because it was their caballeros that set up the ranching industry
there.
(The bilge water from the ships that brought them also introduced
mosquitoes.)
At least on the big island they would respect Lorri as a rancher. If not
then if she extended her drawl a bit further south i.e. beyond the Rio Grande
then her accent would be an asset among the locals.
Been the nigger in Hawaii.
Mike
Ace Lightning
>I don't know why, but a French accent can make the ugliest
>girl seem attractive to me.
us amurrkins aren't exposed to languages other than our
own version of English very much, compared to people just
about anywhere else in the world. (here, a person who can
speak even one or two "foreign" languages is considered
something of an intellectual prodigy, whereas in most of
Europe even the street punks are illiterate in six languages.)
because of this, we have preconceived associations with the
sounds of different languages.
try these:
anything spoken in French, no matter how insulting or
foul, sounds like an expression of passionate love.
("Mange merde, grande vache!")
anything spoken in German (sorry, Kruge), no matter
how tender and intimate, sounds like either an order
or a threat of violence. ("Ich liebe dich!")
...oh, and of course English spoken with any of the
accents of the British Isles is utterly charming.
ObT: i'd get aroused listening to Patrick Stewart read
the Cleveland phone book out loud...
Ace Lightning
>Anyway, I've always liked the various slang terms that revolve
>around the stereotypes of states:
>And so on. I'm sure there's more but I'm too sleepy to remember
>them.
Coney Island (or Eaat River) whitefish: a used condom
floating in with the tide.
Ace Lightning
>OTOH, the francophones are so sick of anglo narrow-minded twits that
>refuse to even try to speak the language that any effort on your part to
>speak French is greeted, as you saw, with joy and enthusiasm. If your
>French is appalling enough, they will often switch to English to save
>you embarrassment.
my French was/is pretty appalling, but i generally found
that their grasp of English was worse. when the answer to
"¿Parlez-vous Anglais?" was "A leetle bit," this often
turned out to be the sum total of all the English they
knew. communicating in my fractured French was usually
more effective.
ObT: teaching the rest of my family - who knew no
French at all - a few vital phrases for those times
when we split up for separate adventures. the most
important phrase turned out to be "¿Ou es les toilettes?"
Felis Concolor
>Lorri is not Chinese or Japanese or Polynesian so she is not going to be
>given a free pass on that account.
No, she's not. But there are so many different kinds of brown
people in Hawaii. Could they actually tell that she wasn't a
kind found around there? E.g., wouldn't Portuguese/Hawaiian
look a lot like Cherokee/white?
ObTasteless: What's this about the Hawaiian fetish for spam?
GRay
> ObTasteless: What's this about the Hawaiian fetish for spam?
IIRC, a carryover from the war when potted meat products were somehow
considered a *delicacy*...
Ask Tae about Koreans and Spam.
ObHawiianT:Growing up in Pearl City, Hawaii. At the quarter Saturday
movies us military brats went to see, we sucked down packs of
CuttleFish, a salted dried fish snack. We took this Local Treat back to
the mainland with us when Pop got transfered to Kansas to park the
family while he went off to 'Nam to do his tour flying Uncle Sam
Search-n-Rescue. Us kids went down to the Saturday movies in Salinas,
Kansas, with tiny arms filled with packs of tasty CuttleFish snacks.
When we cracked those stinkers open to chow down, folks cleared out for
twenty feet *plus* around us in the theatre.
We laughed.
ObRecentT: In the Asian market picking up Sushi supplies a few months
back, saw to my delight...CuttleFish!!!! I bought a few packs and
tried'em out.
Tasted just as good as I remembered 'em thirty-two fucking years ago.
--
GRay-
Take out the trash for mail.
"Someone once said that alcohol kills more people than bullets, but
that's stupid, because bullets don't drink." Kev, alt.drunken.bastards
8-2000
Felis Concolor
>We hate everybody, not just blacks. We also hate Jews, Indians
>(both teepee and turban), Catholics, Hispanics, labor organizers
>and anyone with the last name of "Kennedy".
<The South is hell. Film at 11.>
>Keep all this in mind, you folks thinking about moving here.
>Cheney and Swerner didn't take this advice and look what happened
>to them.
<Yawn.>
If we promise not to stay there more than long enough to be
milked of all our tourist dollars, will you tell us why you
like it there so much? After all, I assume that if North
Carolina were really a horrible place, you would have left
by now.
ObHint: You make the same promise about the Bay Area, and I'll
tell you why I like it here.
Crato
>Lorri <gash...@bellsouth.net> writes:
>>people in the rest of the country need to figure out that the Old South
>>just doesn't exist in the large metro areas. The large cities have black
>>mayors, city councils, police chiefs, congressmen, and senators. If you
>>aren't black, you're out in the cold.
>
>I believe it. And yes, I'd love to hear the sick, gruesome details.
Nothing really gruesome about Ratlanta politics (thanks Lorri, I really like
that name). It's just corrupt and racist. They just had an election for
sheriff and when the incumbent candidate lost, he and his wife were screaming
it was because of the unfounded rumors about his wife (city council member)
being spread by white racists. Writeup by Neal Boortz:
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Must be those damned white racists again.
You surely remember Sidney and Sherry Dorsey. Sidney is the DeKalb County
sheriff. He’s on his way out, though. Lost the last
election. Sherry, his wife, is on the Atlanta City Council.
Councilwoman Sherry Dorsey has this thing going in her Council district called
"Operation Facelift." She tells us the purpose of the
program is to use tax-free funds and sponsor’s donations, plus volunteer help,
to spruce up some of the homes in her district ---
thus enhancing the quality of life for all. Wow, what a deal.
Well, Operation Facelift turned out not to be a tax-exempt organization after
all. Then we found out that the labor used to spruce up
the homes wasn’t exactly what you would call voluntary. Some of that labor
came from her husband’s jail cells over in DeKalb
Count. Then we find out that there’s no organization structure for Operation
Facelift. We wait a bit and then find out that the homes
that get worked on are, more often than not, homes belonging to political
supporters. I’m told that one of those homes is now on the
market for over $250,000,
Now ... another bit of news. Sherry Dorsey said her organization was tax
exempt. It isn’t. She also says that companies like Lowes
and MARTA are sponsors. They were contacted by the Atlanta Constitution. They
aren’t sponsors. Seems somebody lied.
Nanook of the North
Ace Lightning <acelig...@monmouth.com> wrote:
> Nanook of the North wrote:
> >OTOH, the francophones are so sick of anglo narrow-minded twits that
> >refuse to even try to speak the language that any effort on your part
to
> >speak French is greeted, as you saw, with joy and enthusiasm. If
your
> >French is appalling enough, they will often switch to English to save
> >you embarrassment.
>
> my French was/is pretty appalling, but i generally found
> that their grasp of English was worse. when the answer to
> "¿Parlez-vous Anglais?" was "A leetle bit," this often
> turned out to be the sum total of all the English they
> knew. communicating in my fractured French was usually
> more effective.
Yeah, depends where you are, I guess. A large % of Montrealais are
bilingual, whether they're originally anglo, franco or otherwise. But
get outside to Quebec City, or many rural areas, and the English dries
up like dew in Death Valley.
>
> ObT: teaching the rest of my family - who knew no
> French at all - a few vital phrases for those times
> when we split up for separate adventures. the most
> important phrase turned out to be "¿Ou es les toilettes?"
>
Technically, that'd be 'Ou sont les toilettes', and French doesn't use
the initial inverted question mark (or exclamation point) that Spanish
uses. But any polite clerk would still recognise the request and help
you out, if only to avoid having to mop up whatever you would be leaving
on the floor if your request wasn't granted. No worse than 'Where is
the toilets?' in English.
As a matter of fact, when my daughter started her French immersion
kindergarten two years ago, the very first French phrase their teacher
taught them was -- you guessed it -- 'Peux-je aller a la toilette?' She
doesn't want a mess in her classroom, either.
ObT: A.T. Language School. Isn't there a series of books along the line
of 'The <language> You Never Learned In High School'? That is, all the
words for sexual, bathroom, and other taboo subjects in the language of
your choice. My French cussing is woefully inadequate.
ObMoreT: If any of your friends live on a cul-de-sac, telling them what
the meaning of the word 'cul' in French is. While it is often
translated 'hole', it is usually used in the same way 'hole' is as slang
in English; often 'asshole', occasionally 'cunt'. In fact, the verb
'enculer' (or is it 's'enculer'?) is often used for 'fuck' or 'screw'
(not sure how coarse it really is). So 'Va-t'encules' would be 'Go fuck
yourself', 'Je veux t'encule' would be 'I want to fuck you', etc.
Felis Concolor
>In article <8o66uc$k5c$1...@slb7.atl.mindspring.net>, conc...@netcom.com (Felis Concolor) wrote:
>>Lorri <gash...@bellsouth.net> writes:
>>>Well, I'll tell ya. In metro Atlanta, white folks ARE the niggers. You
>>>people in the rest of the country need to figure out that the Old South
>>>just doesn't exist in the large metro areas. The large cities have black
>>>mayors, city councils, police chiefs, congressmen, and senators. If you
>>>aren't black, you're out in the cold.
>>
>>I believe it. And yes, I'd love to hear the sick, gruesome details.
>Nothing really gruesome about Ratlanta politics (thanks Lorri, I really like
>that name). It's just corrupt and racist.
I may not know the South, but I know _human_ nature. We're not
cats; we're hairless monkeys. And if I see one pack of apes gathered
together in a circle, screeching and hurling wads of their own ex-
crement, my operant assumption is that there's another pack nearby
doing exactly the same thing. I know that's not always true, but
it is a good first guess.
Thus, I could believe in a culture in which race doesn't matter
that much -- probably because they're more excited about other is-
sues. But if there's a community that's been unofficially ceded to
the blacks, it's reasonable to wonder if there are other communities
a day's drive away that have been similarly allotted to the whites.
>They just had an election for
>sheriff and when the incumbent candidate lost, he and his wife were screaming
>it was because of the unfounded rumors about his wife (city council member)
>being spread by white racists.
I saw a Cops show in which a black alcoholic had been caught beating
up members of his family. Trussed in handcuffs, he was whining about
the "racist" police who were just about to take him off to jail.
Guess what? Both of the cops were black. (And, as you may suspect,
they had no patience with this loser.)
Alan Gore
>Lorri should also try the Bay Area. For professional-class people,
>race and ethnicity matter less than...just about anywhere else
>in the world. Being a fat chick and having a Southern accent might
>make Lorri a little bit of a nigger, but if she has geek skills
>that are in demand, that will do more than cancel those factors out.
This would only work if Lorri can do a good job of pretending to be a
rich socialist.
ag...@uswest.net | "Giving money and power to the government
Alan Gore | is like giving whiskey and car keys
Software For PC's | to teenaged boys" - P. J. O'Rourke
http://www.alangore.com
Alan Gore
>ObHawiianT:Growing up in Pearl City, Hawaii. At the quarter Saturday
>movies us military brats went to see, we sucked down packs of
>CuttleFish, a salted dried fish snack. We took this Local Treat back to
>the mainland with us when Pop got transfered to Kansas to park the
>family while he went off to 'Nam to do his tour flying Uncle Sam
>Search-n-Rescue. Us kids went down to the Saturday movies in Salinas,
>Kansas, with tiny arms filled with packs of tasty CuttleFish snacks.
In Japan, what everybody eats at the movies is salted dried squid. I
got to liking it much more than popcorn, but just try to find it
locally...
GRay
(Dried fishies)
> In Japan, what everybody eats at the movies is salted dried squid. I
> got to liking it much more than popcorn, but just try to find it
> locally...
I'm pretty darn sure that Cuttle Fish is dried squid... It was an
allmost sweet taste taste to it...
I got mine at a local Florida Asian market, plastic pouches about eighty
cents each. Check where you grab your dry sushi stuff.
ObT:Cuttle Fish breath. I bet the cat would approve.
Lorri
> In fact, the verb
> 'enculer' (or is it 's'enculer'?) is often used for 'fuck' or 'screw'
> (not sure how coarse it really is). So 'Va-t'encules' would be 'Go fuck
> yourself', 'Je veux t'encule' would be 'I want to fuck you', etc.
>
> Robert
I thought the French verb for "to fuck" was "foutre". Je fout, tu fout,
nous foutron, vous foutez, ils fouts. Fout-moi, vite vite!
Most likely I'm wrong. I picked it up from a copy of Autobiography of a
Flea....the printed version, thank you.
Lorri
Portnoy
>We hate everybody, not just blacks. We also hate Jews, Indians
>(both teepee and turban), Catholics, Hispanics, labor organizers
>and anyone with the last name of "Kennedy".
>
>We're heavily armed. Remember, most Southern states
>have state constitutional amendments that are even stronger
>guarantees of the right to keep arms than the US provision.
>We learned our lesson during Reconstruction.
>
>We drink. A lot. And then we drive on the interstate.
>
>Most of our highway patrolmen are former Marines. They
>like to hit people. Most of our county deputies are former
>mental patients. They _really_ like to hit people.
>
>The Democratic party no longer rules the South. The Republican
>party now rules, and I'm not talking about the party of Lincoln.
>
>Did I mention we like guns?
>
>Our school systems are supported by property taxes. Most
>Southern cities are filled with poor black folks, most Southern
>surburbs are filled with wealthy white folks. You do the math
>(assuming you went to a surburban school and _can_ do the math).
>
>Our politics are hopelessly corrupt and run by Good Ol' Boys.
>You have no chance in hell of ever being one of Us.
>
>Our roads are bad, our public transport is non-existant. Airports
>are notable only for the expensive beer.
>
>Did I mention we _really_ like guns?
>
>Keep all this in mind, you folks thinking about moving here.
>Cheney and Swerner didn't take this advice and look what happened
>to them.
Sounds like paradise. Can I trade in my California license plates before
I move, can I?
Zorch
>ObMoreT: If any of your friends live on a cul-de-sac, telling them what
>the meaning of the word 'cul' in French is. While it is often
>translated 'hole', it is usually used in the same way 'hole' is as slang
>in English; often 'asshole', occasionally 'cunt'. In fact, the verb
>'enculer' (or is it 's'enculer'?) is often used for 'fuck' or 'screw'
>(not sure how coarse it really is). So 'Va-t'encules' would be 'Go fuck
>yourself', 'Je veux t'encule' would be 'I want to fuck you', etc.
Actually, enculer means to fuck UP THE ASS (cul generally means ass(hole),
not cunt). S'enculer means to fuck yourself/get fucked up the ass.
It's pretty coarse, at least as coarse as "fuck up the ass" would be in
English.
A cul-de-sac is the "ass of a sack," in other words no way out, so
translating it as "hole" is a little misleading.
ObT. When taking foreign visitors to Hungary out drinking it's traditional
to teach them the toast 'egészségedre', i.e. 'to your health.' It's
considered humorous to take advantage of their inability to clearly
distinguish vowel quantity in the Hungarian language, by not correcting
them when they mispronounce the saying 'egész seggedre' (roughly,
'onto your entire ass').
ObT^2. Actually 'egészségedre' (unlike many other Hungarian words)
is not particularly difficult for most foreigners to pronounce more or
less correctly, so it's usually necessary to lead them intentionally into
the mispronunciation by saying it wrong to begin with.
Zorch
William Hamblen
> 'Nous allons prendre une piece de la foie, avec l'anesthetique locale et
> une aguille, pour l'examination histologique.' You should have seen his
> eyes bug out.
If I were the biopsee and some told me they were taking an apple corer to
_my_ liver, my eyes would bug out too.
Steve
<robn...@my-deja.com> wrote:
>OTOH, the francophones are so sick of anglo narrow-minded twits that
>refuse to even try to speak the language that any effort on your part to
>speak French is greeted, as you saw, with joy and enthusiasm. If your
>French is appalling enough, they will often switch to English to save
>you embarrassment.
If you happen to know a few words of German, they'll
speak anglo just fine, then become annoyed when you
don't seem to have any accent whatsoever...or a Texan
accent as my wife has...or can put on a PEI accent as I
can...I spent 10 years in T.O.
Stevel
Obmaplefuckin'syrupT: As a Canadian school child from
Toronto will tell you, every fuckin' year in the dead
of winter, they'll pack you onto a bus, and drive you
to witness the making of maple fuckin' syrup and maple
fuckin' sugar candy, which everyone of these little
morons will overindulge in. Then yark that shit up on
the drive back to their school. After the 2nd year of
this, I declined the invite to see this miracle of
nature.
Tigere Cat
<robn...@my-deja.com> wrote:
>
>As a matter of fact, when my daughter started her French immersion
>kindergarten two years ago, the very first French phrase their teacher
>taught them was -- you guessed it -- 'Peux-je aller a la toilette?' She
>doesn't want a mess in her classroom, either.
>
>ObT: A.T. Language School. Isn't there a series of books along the line
>of 'The <language> You Never Learned In High School'? That is, all the
>words for sexual, bathroom, and other taboo subjects in the language of
>your choice. My French cussing is woefully inadequate.
>
>ObMoreT: If any of your friends live on a cul-de-sac, telling them what
>the meaning of the word 'cul' in French is. While it is often
>translated 'hole', it is usually used in the same way 'hole' is as slang
>in English; often 'asshole', occasionally 'cunt'. In fact, the verb
>'enculer' (or is it 's'enculer'?) is often used for 'fuck' or 'screw'
>(not sure how coarse it really is). So 'Va-t'encules' would be 'Go fuck
>yourself', 'Je veux t'encule' would be 'I want to fuck you', etc.
>
>Robert
>
>--
>From the messy desk of RobNorth 62 27 N 114 22 W Politics is
>a mass of lies, evasions, folly, hatred and schizophrenia.(Orwell)
>Man is that he might have joy--not guilt trips.(Elder R,M. Nelson)
>A flip dark chill winter bastard though dry. (A Clockwork Orange)
>
>
>Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
>Before you buy.
No,,, It ain't the Frenchman in eastern Canada,, its the glubdamn lazy
E.I. sucking Cape Bretoners and Newfies who live off the public
teat....... Well, not only them,,, but every other tax leech east of
Toronto (maritimers) that work for 12 weeks of the year to have
their 'benefits' direct deposited at their local financial
institution,,, and then whine about how difficult those bastards in
Central Canada make life for them as they have to fill out those'
fuckin' complicated forms.''' The pricks complain about how hard
things are in their east end of the country, but the lazy bastards are
terrified to move more than 10 miles from home to make even a feeble
attempt to support their 8 children. I hope to hell all those suckers
in Ontario & west continue to support these citizens of 'Alabama
North' through the wonderful Canadian Tax system.
buttmunch
> Ace Lightning <acelig...@monmouth.com> wrote:
>>
>> Coney Island (or East River) whitefish: a used condom
>> floating in with the tide.
> Hudson River trout: grogans
a.k.a. "finless browns"
as always,
BM
P.S. How about a Who's the Jew? thread..
In SE Asia, it's the Chinese..
A.Lizard
wrote:
>conc...@netcom.com (Felis Concolor) wrote:
>
>>Lorri should also try the Bay Area. For professional-class people,
>>race and ethnicity matter less than...just about anywhere else
>>in the world. Being a fat chick and having a Southern accent might
>>make Lorri a little bit of a nigger, but if she has geek skills
>>that are in demand, that will do more than cancel those factors out.
Lenore is right. Her gender, weight, and accent aren't really
relevant. In fact, her species and planet of origin aren't really
relevent. While she'd still probably wind up working for idiots,
said idiots might be dangling stock options for the forthcoming
IPO (see also "underwater") in front of her to persuade her to
work for that *specific* bunch of idiots.
As long as her resume gives enough the right buzzwords to get
past the refugees from a zoo that compose a typical HR
department, she'll do fine.
>This would only work if Lorri can do a good job of pretending to be a
>rich socialist.
Only if she was planning on running for public office in SF /
Oakland / Berkeley. Otherwise, people running for public office
are the same kinds of idiots one finds almost anywhere else. (I
believe the "almost" would be Yellowknife.) Since Lorri isn't an
idiot, she simply isn't qualified for public office in
California. Of course, if she really wanted one of those jobs
anyway and she can peddle her ass to the right corporate PACs, a
Vomit Boy style campaign might get her elected regardless.
For Silicon Valley in terms of ideology, Lorri needs to pass for
Libertarian. Though passing for somebody driven by greed well
past the point of insanity will work fine.
A.Lizard
obT: Mayor Lorri Robinson of San Francisco
ob more T: her picking her city government out of the most
qualified applicants. . . from a.t.
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A.Lizard
wrote:
>k...@duke.edu (Strayhorn) writes:
>
[snip of regional pride piece]
>ObHint: You make the same promise about the Bay Area, and I'll
>tell you why I like it here.
Because you really, *really*, *REALLY* like guns?
A.Lizard
A.Lizard
<robn...@my-deja.com> wrote:
>In article <39A6B351...@monmouth.com>,
> Ace Lightning <acelig...@monmouth.com> wrote:
>> Nanook of the North wrote:
[snip]
>uses. But any polite clerk would still recognise the request and help
>you out, if only to avoid having to mop up whatever you would be leaving
>on the floor if your request wasn't granted. No worse than 'Where is
>the toilets?' in English.
Personally, I always liked, "In Hermes' Name, where does one
piss?" from I, Claudius ... but the decline of classical
education pretty much guarantees that nobody would get it. Until
getting it all over the floor, at any rate.
[snip]
>ObT: A.T. Language School. Isn't there a series of books along the line
>of 'The <language> You Never Learned In High School'? That is, all the
>words for sexual, bathroom, and other taboo subjects in the language of
>your choice. My French cussing is woefully inadequate.
Anybody up for writing "Discussing Taboo Subjects in [insert
language] for Dummies?"
A.Lizard
obT: somebody submitting the above to IDG as a book proposal and
finding that it's already in progress
ob moreT: buying a copy, and finding that it was written by an
ater with a sense of humor and nobody checked it. So you
frantically flip to "wanna fuck?" and discover in the hospital
that you said, "wanna blow my dog?"
obDisclaimer: the copyright for the "for Dummies" series is owned
by IDG Books, any usage in the context of this post is for
entertainment / satirical purposes and is not intended to reflect
any current publication or work-in-progress at that organization.
Ace Lightning
>>that their grasp of English was worse. when the answer to
>>"¿Parlez-vous Anglais?" was "A leetle bit," this often
>>turned out to be the sum total of all the English they
>>knew. communicating in my fractured French was usually
>>more effective.
>Yeah, depends where you are, I guess. A large % of Montrealais are
>bilingual, whether they're originally anglo, franco or otherwise. But
>get outside to Quebec City, or many rural areas, and the English dries
>up like dew in Death Valley.
we were driving out to the Gaspé Peninsula, on that road
(i forget what it's called now) that runs right along
the southern bank of the St. Lawrence. once we got east of
Quebec City, it was pretty fucking rural.
>>ObT: teaching the rest of my family - who knew no
>>French at all - a few vital phrases for those times
>>when we split up for separate adventures. the most
>>important phrase turned out to be "¿Ou es les toilettes?"
>Technically, that'd be 'Ou sont les toilettes', and French doesn't use
>the initial inverted question mark (or exclamation point) that Spanish
>uses. But any polite clerk would still recognise the request and help
>you out, if only to avoid having to mop up whatever you would be leaving
>on the floor if your request wasn't granted. No worse than 'Where is
>the toilets?' in English.
"Ou es le toilette?" would sound exactly the same (i know
that Francophones are too sophisticated to pronounce all
the letters in their words). i think i was *saying* it
right, even if i wrote it down wrong. and i only taught
it to my menfolk as a spoken phrase, not as a written one.
>As a matter of fact, when my daughter started her French immersion
>kindergarten two years ago, the very first French phrase their teacher
>taught them was -- you guessed it -- 'Peux-je aller a la toilette?' She
>doesn't want a mess in her classroom, either.
Americans, pretty much alone of all the English-speaking
nationalities, are very squeamish about the word "toilet",
and it usually refers only to the actual porcelain
convenience itself. the room with all the plumbing in it
is the "bathroom" or "rest room" (or "ladies'" or "men's"
room - or, Glub help us, the "little girls'/boys' room"!).
but in Canada and Australia, the "rest rooms" were always
identified as the "toilets".
>ObT: A.T. Language School. Isn't there a series of books along the line
>of 'The <language> You Never Learned In High School'? That is, all the
>words for sexual, bathroom, and other taboo subjects in the language of
>your choice. My French cussing is woefully inadequate.
the original book was "Merde!", and contained a useful
assortment of French curse words. the Spanish edition is
"¡Mierda!", which of course means the same thing. i think
there's an Italian one... and for all i know, Japanese,
Urdu, and Finnish.
>ObMoreT: If any of your friends live on a cul-de-sac, telling them what
>the meaning of the word 'cul' in French is. While it is often
>translated 'hole', it is usually used in the same way 'hole' is as slang
>in English; often 'asshole', occasionally 'cunt'. In fact, the verb
>'enculer' (or is it 's'enculer'?) is often used for 'fuck' or 'screw'
>(not sure how coarse it really is). So 'Va-t'encules' would be 'Go fuck
>yourself', 'Je veux t'encule' would be 'I want to fuck you', etc.
actually, it's not "hole", it's "bottom" - a cul-de-sac is
the "bottom of the bag", i.e., a street that doesn't go
through. but "bottom" carries the same double meaning as in
English, namely "arse, ass, buttocks, anus, asshole". the
famous "erotic musical" "Oh! Calcutta!" was a French pun,
"Oh! Qu'el cul t'as!", or "Oh, what a(n) (lovely) ass you
have!" and "enculer" might mean "shove it up your ass" and/or
"fuck you up the ass".
ObT: if i'd spent more than three days in Iceland, i'd have
begun learning how to curse in Icelandic. they deserve it.
Ace Lightning
>>i've visited the lovely province of Quebec, Canada,
>>a few times, and Francophone Quebeçois are the niggers
>>of Canada.
> Perhaps fifty years ago, but hardly now. The Prime Minister of
>Canada has been from Quebec for almost the entire last thirty years.
my last visit there was about nine years ago.
(damn, has it been *that* long?)
>>although the entire country is officially
>>bilingual, most Anglophone Canadians refuse to admit
>>that they speak or understand any French at all.
> Sorry Ace, but this is nonsense. The fact that the country is
>officially bilingual merely means that Federal services are provided in
>both languages. Of the ten provinces, eight are unilingual English, one is
>unlingual French, and only New Brunswick is officially bilingual.
> Most Anglophone Canadians in the West *don't* speak or understand
>any French; it's not an act. To expect them to do so would be as silly as
>expecting someone from Northern Quebec to know English, or to expect me to
>know Swahili. It's possible, but the environmental conditions don't give
>any reason for it to be necessary, or therefore likely.
ever been to Noo Yawk Shitty? it's not *officially* a
bilingual town, but even the Pakistani cab drivers (who
don't speak any English either) know a few words of
Spanish.
>>i can speak it enough to obtain basic necessities.
>>and the French Canadians were universally so grateful
>>that i even made the attempt (no matter how badly i
>>mangled the lnaguage), they were falling all over
>>themselves trying to be helpful.
> You definitely did the courteous thing. Much better than those
>people who think the solution to someone who is not comfortable in English
>is to just speak louder :).
i worked at the United Nations for five years; this
quickly disabused me of the notion that speaking
broken English very slowly and loudly was the way to
communicate with the rest of the world.
> I am proud to be a bilingual Canadian, and I think your
>statements, however well-intentioned, spring from a degree of
>ignorance. You're certainly welcome to e-mail me if you'd like to talk
>more about this.
okay, if we're going to talk any further, i guess it
ought to be via email. but Quebec City was my favorite
destination in the world, until i saw Melbourne, Australia.
of course, i can still *drive* to Quebec...
Alan Gore
>For Silicon Valley in terms of ideology, Lorri needs to pass for
>Libertarian. Though passing for somebody driven by greed well
>past the point of insanity will work fine.
Yeahbut: we were talking about San Francisco. A true San Franciscan
has to look down his Trustafarian nose at all those newly arriving
Silicon Valley geek libertarians, while pretending not to enjoy seeing
his own property value shooting up.
GRay
> >ObT: A.T. Language School. Isn't there a series of books along the line
> >of 'The <language> You Never Learned In High School'? That is, all the
> >words for sexual, bathroom, and other taboo subjects in the language of
> >your choice. My French cussing is woefully inadequate.
>
> the original book was "Merde!", and contained a useful
> assortment of French curse words. the Spanish edition is
> "ĄMierda!", which of course means the same thing. i think
> there's an Italian one... and for all i know, Japanese,
> Urdu, and Finnish.
Yup, it and others available at amazon.com:
Merde! : The Real French You Were Never Taught at School
by Genevieve, Michael Heath (Illustrator)
$8.10
And others reccomended by amazon are:
Merde Encore!; Genevieve, Michael Heath (Illustrator)
Street French 3 : The Best of Naughty French;
David Burke
Street French 2 : The Best of French Idioms;
David Burke
Street French I : The Best of French Slang;
David Burke
The reviews for this book are great:
I loved this book! Let's face it, every advanced French student wants a
little fun. Today (Bastille Day) I took the book to work with me
and translated the obscene cartoons for a friend.
But it's more than just obscenity. Sample of
something I learned: un frangin = un frere = a brother. The book has
lots of "innocent" words
like that, and you will hear many of them in the
movies!
Shortcoming: the book doesn't have an index. This
makes it very hard to find that word you want to check up on: ?bagnole?
All in all, a good value for your dollar.
Lorri
> >
> >k...@duke.edu (Strayhorn) writes:
> >
> [snip of regional pride piece]
>
> >ObHint: You make the same promise about the Bay Area, and I'll
> >tell you why I like it here.
>
> Because you really, *really*, *REALLY* like guns?
>
Well, that and good barbecue.
Lorri
Ready for some brisket cookin'
Lorri
>
>
> obT: Mayor Lorri Robinson of San Francisco
> ob more T: her picking her city government out of the most
> qualified applicants. . . from a.t.
Actually I have a half-formed, embryonic thought about running for
Jasper County Commission in the next few years, and from there to the
mayor's office....
I have NO plans for moving to the land of fruits and nuts, or even
visiting there for any reason at all. However, England is on the agenda
for next March...specifically the Cambridgeshire area, Peterborough to
be exact...
Lorri
The Creeple's Choice
Roberta Hatch
>In Japan, what everybody eats at the movies is salted dried squid. I
>got to liking it much more than popcorn, but just try to find it
>locally...
Not a problem here. I can get it at the same market where the
durian in the refrigerator came from.
The Portuguese seem to like dried squid too. I recall seeing,
and smelling, tons of squid and other fish being dried when I was in
Lisbon. No clue if they eat it dried.
Bobbi
---
Roberta Hatch '65 Panhead
Dykes on Bikes, San Francisco, CA (This space for rent)
Jeff Justin
TOIB wrote:
>
> Toronto. Everyone in Toronto resents that the rest of the world doesn't
> see them as the world class city they think they are. So nobody's happy.
>
Jeeze, I thought the Toronto dwellers were just unhappy 'cuz
the Maple Leafs haven't won the Cup in a long time.
Cheers,
Jeff Justin
--
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tahme fo' no knucklehaid like you."
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Henrik Bengtsson
Felis Concolor <conc...@netcom.com> skrev i
diskussionsgruppsmeddelandet:8o3ndv$ro1$1...@slb7.atl.mindspring.net...
> So folks...who's the nigger in your part of the world? Any sick
> ^H^H^H amusing stories?
Over here (in sweden <snicker>) the current niggers are the fugitives from
balkans and somalia. That is unless i don't start a life in crime whih would
make me the nigger.
--
Henrik Bengtsson
He...@nospamFalkenberg.net
Light a fire for a man and he's warm for a day...
Set him on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life!
Dave Garrett
gray....@fuckyou.co.uk says...
> Ace replied to Robert:
> > the original book was "Merde!", and contained a useful
> > assortment of French curse words. the Spanish edition is
> > "ĄMierda!", which of course means the same thing. i think
> > there's an Italian one... and for all i know, Japanese,
> > Urdu, and Finnish.
>
> Yup, it and others available at amazon.com:
>
> Merde! : The Real French You Were Never Taught at School
> by Genevieve, Michael Heath (Illustrator)
> $8.10
>
> And others reccomended by amazon are:
>
> Merde Encore!; Genevieve, Michael Heath (Illustrator)
> Street French 3 : The Best of Naughty French;
> David Burke
> Street French 2 : The Best of French Idioms;
> David Burke
> Street French I : The Best of French Slang;
> David Burke
There's also "ZAKENNAYO! The Real Japanese You Were Never Taught
In School" (sample: "ganmen shawa ni natchatta" - "looks like you
got squirted in the face"), as well as the Spanish, Italian, and
German versions, "MIERDA!", "MERDA!", and "SCHEISSE", all from
the same publisher, Plume Penguin.
Interestingly, all of these books have "Shit!" as the title,
except for "ZAKENNAYO", which is translated as "Don't fuck with
me!"
Dave "va te faire foutre"
Nanook of the North
> No,,, It ain't the Frenchman in eastern Canada,, its the glubdamn lazy
> E.I. sucking Cape Bretoners and Newfies who live off the public
> teat....... Well, not only them,,, but every other tax leech east of
> Toronto (maritimers) that work for 12 weeks of the year to have
> their 'benefits' direct deposited at their local financial
> institution,,, and then whine about how difficult those bastards in
> Central Canada make life for them as they have to fill out those'
> fuckin' complicated forms.''' The pricks complain about how hard
> things are in their east end of the country, but the lazy bastards are
> terrified to move more than 10 miles from home to make even a feeble
> attempt to support their 8 children. I hope to hell all those suckers
> in Ontario & west continue to support these citizens of 'Alabama
> North' through the wonderful Canadian Tax system.
My mom and dad moved from Nova Scotia. I guess I got on the right side
of that particular gene pool.
ObT: The reaming the Alliance party is getting for saying pretty much
the same things as above at the same time as they're hoping to get
Atlantic votes.
ObReallyT (seeing as how the Yanks are gonna tune out of this thread PDQ
if we don't rescue it): Anthrax outbreak among the bison in Wood Buffalo
National Park. Unlike the similar outbreak in 1993 in the Mackenzie
Bison Sanctuary just up the road -- where they burned all the carcasses
-- they're going to leave the dead bison in the park to rot. Lovely
pictures on the local news last night....
Robert
Nanook of the North
>
> [Warning: This is off-topic. I will try to keep this tangent short].
>
> Ace awakens Beta 14 OK:
> > Felis Concolor wrote:
> >>So folks...who's the nigger in your part of the world? Any sick
> >>^H^H^H amusing stories?
>
> > a few times, and Francophone Quebeçois are the niggers
> > of Canada.
>
> Perhaps fifty years ago, but hardly now. The Prime Minister of
> Canada has been from Quebec for almost the entire last thirty years.
>
plays up how hick he is. The joke is that he speaks neither of Canada's
official languages; he mangles them both equally. He isn't really that
hick, but as long as it flies in Shawinigan, he's gonna keep playing the
part.
ObT: Choosing between him and Stockwell Day, the kickboxing preacher,
when the next election rolls around. Ick.
Robert
Nanook of the North
> Nanook of the North wrote:
> > In fact, the verb
> > 'enculer' (or is it 's'enculer'?) is often used for 'fuck' or 'screw'
> > (not sure how coarse it really is). So 'Va-t'encules' would be 'Go fuck
> > yourself', 'Je veux t'encule' would be 'I want to fuck you', etc.
> >
> nous foutron, vous foutez, ils fouts. Fout-moi, vite vite!
No, you got it. 'Enculer' is to 'foutre' like 'screw' is to 'fuck', I
guess. Something like that.
I *really* gotta get that book I talked about.
ObT: I must be under a lot of stress. Zits on my face, zits under my
hair, zits on my ass; it's like adolescence all over again, without the
continuous hard-ons. Wonder if I'll get that phone call on Monday....
Robert
A.Lizard
wrote:
>alizard[spam]@ecis.com (A.Lizard) wrote:
[snip]
>Yeahbut: we were talking about San Francisco. A true San Franciscan
>has to look down his Trustafarian nose at all those newly arriving
>Silicon Valley geek libertarians, while pretending not to enjoy seeing
>his own property value shooting up.
If that "true" San Franciscan is renting, he's NOT going to be
enjoying this at all.
A.Lizard
obT: $1600/month and up for Silicon Valley studio apartments
Francois
>In article <8o6jnv$etr$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, Nanook says...
>
>
>Actually, enculer means to fuck UP THE ASS (cul generally means ass(hole),
>not cunt). S'enculer means to fuck yourself/get fucked up the ass.
>It's pretty coarse, at least as coarse as "fuck up the ass" would be in
>English.
A lovely insult in France (not sure how it plays in Quebec) is
"enculeur de mouches", literally "fly ass-fucker", preferably bellowed
from the chest. The subtext "pathetic pindick" is entirely intentional.
Francois.
Nanook of the North
> Ace replied to Robert:
> > >ObT: A.T. Language School. Isn't there a series of books along the line
> > >of 'The <language> You Never Learned In High School'? That is, all the
> > >words for sexual, bathroom, and other taboo subjects in the language of
> > >your choice. My French cussing is woefully inadequate.
> >
> > the original book was "Merde!", and contained a useful
> > assortment of French curse words. the Spanish edition is
> > there's an Italian one... and for all i know, Japanese,
> > Urdu, and Finnish.
>
>
> Merde! : The Real French You Were Never Taught at School
> by Genevieve, Michael Heath (Illustrator)
> $8.10
'Course, the tricky bit is, do those books cover French French or
Quebecois French? They're as different -- if not more so -- as English
English and American or Canadian English.
I'll sniff around at chapters.ca (our version of Amazon).
ObT: Wondering why so much French cussing is religious in origin.
'Tabernac' (abbr. for 'tabernacle'), 'Sacre bleu' (holy blue, equiv.
holy shit, slightly politer), and so on. Very different from English
cussing, which focusses so much more on bodily functions, erotic and
excretory.
Robert the curious
Juan Rico
>I'm sure Juan Rico has all sorts of tasty tidbits of tasteless Atlanta politic stuffs,
>what with him working for the GSP and all...
God's Special People? Nope; I'm not nearly portly enough. There are
some buff Troopers, but for most, the "Trooper Gut" grows into place
shortly after their probationary stint. I do work for a state agency;
just not that one. "Here I sit, on the pooper, giving birth to State
Troopers."
I've lived within an hour of Ratlanta all of my life, but rarely if
ever travel there. If it can't be found quickly from the perimeter,
I'm lost. But being within an hour, the political sleaze is always in
the news and generally always a yawn-inducing example of the Good-'Ol
Boy principle. GOBism isn't limited to white cronies, either.
The town I'm currently stationed in is probably the most liberal city
in Georgia next to Ratlanta, and the politics here are much the same,
just on a smaller scale. The racial-political lightning rod a couple
of years ago was "white flight" to surrounding counties; I suspect it
will soon become the massive influx of hispanics. Before that it was
the naked, unarmed black man shot by the county police. The only good
to come out of that mess were the chuckles from the budding junior Al
Sharptons that came out of the woodwork.
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At least half of [the survivors] had this to say: "God was watching
over me." Most of those people didn't even believe in a God. This is
the deity-as-hit-man view of theology. What I always thought was, if
God was looking out for you, He must have had a real hard-on for all
those folks he belted into the etheric like so many rubber javelins.
-John Varley, "Steel Beach"
Ace Lightning
>'Tabernac' (abbr. for 'tabernacle'), 'Sacre bleu' (holy blue, equiv.
>holy shit, slightly politer), and so on. Very different from English
>cussing, which focusses so much more on bodily functions, erotic and
>excretory.
dunno what the "tabernacle" bit means, but "sacre bleu" is
a euphemism for "sacre dieu", or "holy god!".
euphemisms are fun. in Spanish, of course, the word for
"shit" is "mierda". a very mild "cuss" is "caracoles",
which literally means "snails" - it doesn't make literal
sense, but it would be roughly equivalent to "drat".
you'll sometimes hear a certain kind of well-brought-up
Mexican woman say "¡ay, mier-coles!" - this would be like
saying "oh, shhh-ucks!" in English. but the twist is,
"miercoles" is a word - in fact, it means "Wednesday".
in general, however, Spanish cussing is much more
fixated on sexual words, and especially things relating
to the penis and/or balls. "religious" cussing is
almost not considered cussing at all in Spanish -
"Dios mio," "Madre de Dios," "Por Dios", "Jesucristo",
etc., are all much milder than their literal English
equivalents.
ObT: wanna talk about cussing in Klingon?
fungus
>
> but "sacre bleu" is
> a euphemism for "sacre dieu", or "holy god!".
>
> in general, however, Spanish cussing is much more
> fixated on sexual words, and especially things relating
> to the penis and/or balls. "religious" cussing is
> almost not considered cussing at all in Spanish -
> "Dios mio," "Madre de Dios," "Por Dios", "Jesucristo",
> etc., are all much milder than their literal English
> equivalents.
>
How about "me cago en dios" (I shit on god)? It's quite
popular 'round here as an expression of general disgust
with the world. "Me cago en dios, me cago en la virgen,
me cago en jesucristo..."
It also has a fun euphamism - "Me cago en la leche" (I
shit in the milk")
Swearing is quite acceptable socially here. Spanish
talk show hosts quite often say the equivalent of
fuck and I've even seen swearing on Spanish Disney
Club...don't know if the Spanish Barney swears though.
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JFW
<robn...@my-deja.com> wrote:
>ObT: Wondering why so much French cussing is religious in origin.
>'Tabernac' (abbr. for 'tabernacle'), 'Sacre bleu' (holy blue, equiv.
>holy shit, slightly politer), and so on. Very different from English
>cussing, which focusses so much more on bodily functions, erotic and
>excretory.
Hehe, take a look at Russian cussing sometime. Every bit as tied to
bodily functions, but with a lot of caste-oriented fun tossed in.
Dave Garrett
sp...@egg.chips.and.spam.com says...
> Ace Lightning wrote:
> > in general, however, Spanish cussing is much more
> > fixated on sexual words, and especially things relating
> > to the penis and/or balls. "religious" cussing is
> > almost not considered cussing at all in Spanish -
> > "Dios mio," "Madre de Dios," "Por Dios", "Jesucristo",
> > etc., are all much milder than their literal English
> > equivalents.
> >
>
> How about "me cago en dios" (I shit on god)? It's quite
> popular 'round here as an expression of general disgust
> with the world. "Me cago en dios, me cago en la virgen,
> me cago en jesucristo..."
And, like the earlier example of the euphemistic "miercoles" for
the stronger "mierda", there's also "me cago en diez" (I shit on
ten) as a mild substitute for "me cago en dios".
Sixth grade was quite educational in this regard, as it was then
that I first met one of my best friends, who is a Spaniard.
Dave
--
Asi dije Yo soy que Yo soy,
Por la Virgen un carajo no doy
Lo que debe gustar
Es Jesus caporar
Y para hacerlo Yo voy.
Nearwidow
Ace Lightning <acelig...@monmouth.com> wrote in message
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> Proctalgia wrote:
> >I don't know why, but a French accent can make the ugliest
> >girl seem attractive to me.
>
> us amurrkins aren't exposed to languages other than our
> own version of English very much, compared to people just
> about anywhere else in the world
Homer Simpson to a coworker, after being introduced to his German bosses:
'He's talking funny talk!'
I would have to say that here in Florida, the nigger is probably.....the
nigger.
White trash still rule supreme, I'm sorry to say, and the NY/NJ immigrants
are doing nothing to change this. Overall,your typical expat Brooklynite or
Jersoid is just white trash....talking funny talk, according to Cletus from
Bithlo.
xXx
p
squid
<michae...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>Felis Concolor wrote:
>
>> Lorri <gash...@bellsouth.net> writes:
>>
>> >Felis Concolor wrote:
>> =======================================
>> (Folks: Anyone been to Hawaii? Would a Southern accent automatically
>> make Lorri one of those despised Haoles, even if she didn't look like
>> one?)
>>
>> Lenore Levine
>>
>>
>
> In Hawaii I learned when I wandered into a restaurant that was not
>accustomed to encountering the 4 percent of the population that is not asian
>or polynesian.
>All conversation in the room came to a halt and everyone stopped to stare at
>the milkbreath roundeye. "You could hear a pin drop"
I know this feeling. I spent two years as a nigger on Guam. One
night in a strip club I realized the only other Haoles in the room
were the dancers. I felt much relief when a black man walked into the
club. At least I was no longer alone with these savages.
As for the Spam fetish Guam still has them beat in per capita
consumption. In fact the only thing they seem to hold more dear than
Spam is Tobasco Sauce. There is no restaurant on the island that
doesn't have a pint bottle on every table. You even find it in the
movie theater for the popcorn.
squid
--
Squid - Sailor. Frequently modified by
the other services, especially Marines,
with the adjective "fucking".
Zorch
>So what exactly does "baws-ah-mattar-ungere" mean? A friend taught
> me a few choice phrases in junior high school. I believe the other one
>(low-foss-ah-segedbe) means "horse dick up your ass".
>
You know, I've thought and thought about it, and I haven't a clue.
About the "...ttar ungere" part I mean. The first three syllables are
clearly meant to approximate "bassza meg" which means "(let him/her/it)
fuck (it)." But the rest doesn't make much sense to me... "Bassza meg"
by iteself is an expression of displeasure rather than an insult, kind
of like saying "fuck" or "shit" when something goes wrong. "Isten bassza
meg" (may God fuck it) is a significantly ruder imprecation. "Hogy a
joisten Teged addig basszek seggbe tizmeteres lepras faszaval, mig szet
nem szakad a feneked es ki nem fosod a beledet az Ur rohadt budos gecijevel
egyutt" (may God fuck you up the ass with his ten-meter-long, leprous cock
until your behind splits apart and you liquishit out your guts along with
the rotten stinking cum-ming of the Lord) is, on the other hand, an insult.
Or, rather, a curse. I left the diacritical marks out as they are a pain
in the ass to type on this keyboard.
"Lofasz a seggedbe" does indeed mean "horse's cock up your ass" and is
heard very frequently in Hungary.
ObT. the expression is said to be a distortion of a possibly even more
tasteless original: "lopat a seggedbe". "Lopat" was a Turkish word for
"stake." Back in the 16th century, when Hungary was occupied by the Turks,
the traditional Turkish method of execution was to force the hapless
prisoner to sit on a wooden "lopat", thus impaling him until he died a
horrible death.
Zorch
Crato
>ObHawiianT:Growing up in Pearl City, Hawaii. At the quarter Saturday
>movies us military brats went to see, we sucked down packs of
>CuttleFish, a salted dried fish snack. We took this Local Treat back to
>the mainland with us when Pop got transfered to Kansas to park the
>family while he went off to 'Nam to do his tour flying Uncle Sam
>Search-n-Rescue. Us kids went down to the Saturday movies in Salinas,
>Kansas, with tiny arms filled with packs of tasty CuttleFish snacks.
>
>When we cracked those stinkers open to chow down, folks cleared out for
>twenty feet *plus* around us in the theatre.
GRay shits you not on this one folks. I remember these from my days as a snot
nosed military brat. Those suckers _stink_.... Highly recommended....
Crato <Nobt>
Alraune
>
>The French Fits: delirium tremens
Okay, all you English Lit majors...in Henry V Act III when Ancient
Pistol laments that his wife died "...of the French malady", was
Shakespeare referring to the clap?
Alraune
Chemwonk
"Alraune" <alr...@ix.netcom.com> wrote in message
news:8oe4pe$c1h$1...@slb6.atl.mindspring.net...
> Okay, all you English Lit majors...in Henry V Act III when Ancient
> Pistol laments that his wife died "...of the French malady", was
> Shakespeare referring to the clap?
Given the British habit of attributing all manner of sexual whatever to the
French (usually the bad parts), you're on the right track. I suspect
strongly, however, that he was referring to syphilis, not the clap. (Clap
was called the "pox" or "French pox" IIRC. It's been years since I read
Pepys.)
In that age before antibiotics, syph was probably the premier tasteless
disease. Really nasty physical symptoms, insanity (if you lived long
enough), and death in the long run. The physical symptoms were so bad in the
male, that some were talked into treating it by rubbing mercury and/or its
compounds into the sores. It didn't do anything to relieve the syph, but
probably hastened a few practitioners into the demented stage.
--
Chemwonk
"safely assumed to be carcinogenic"
dr_g...@my-deja.com
> male, that some were talked into treating it by rubbing mercury
and/or its
> compounds into the sores. It didn't do anything to relieve the syph,
That was probably because of the horrendous pain they endured due to
the really nasty bone deformities that would develop during the later
stages of the disease. If you actually look at some of these bones
they basically resemble sticks that are knotted all over the place.
Hell I could deal with the sores and the insanity is always a nice
touch but to have those bumps rubbing against the muscles would be
agony IMHO.
Dr.Gentle
"Your fruits are growing on a diseased tree, and rotting terribly."
-Soldier of the Cross Evangelistic Ministry-
Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
Before you buy.
TREE...@treetnls.net
>
> Jeff Justin <jeffj...@newsfeeds.com> wrote:
> >
> > Isn't that practice an offshot of the "right of the first
> > night"? The feudal lord in the area could claim the
> > privilege of doing any woman living in his fiefdom,
> > something to do with chattel property and all that
>
> It was also called _droit de signeur_, iirc.
Sad comment on my History education, I first heard of this in the movie
"Braveheart".. "If we cannot defeat the Scots, perhaps we can outbreed them."
--
Of course, I'm only kidding.
- Rev. Syd Midnight - [Remove TREET from address to reply]
"Ya see what I get for tryin' to be nice to the hoe? I went ahead and bashed
her brains out so she'd die quickly instead of letting her bleed to death and
suffer more, and they fucking FRY me!"
-- Christa Gail Pike
TREE...@treetnls.net
>
> "Alraune" <alr...@ix.netcom.com> wrote in message
> news:8oe4pe$c1h$1...@slb6.atl.mindspring.net...
> > Okay, all you English Lit majors...in Henry V Act III when Ancient
> > Pistol laments that his wife died "...of the French malady", was
> > Shakespeare referring to the clap?
>
> Given the British habit of attributing all manner of sexual whatever to the
> French (usually the bad parts), you're on the right track. I suspect
> strongly, however, that he was referring to syphilis, not the clap. (Clap
> was called the "pox" or "French pox" IIRC. It's been years since I read
> Pepys.)
Wouldn't that be the other way around? I'd think syphilis was the French Pox,
because the terminal stages include a nice crop of weeping sores all over the
body. (also called "Whores Blossoms", IIRC)
Clap was probably more of an inconvenience, I don't think it's fatal. (Perhaps
in women, where it can reside symptom-free until it causes a massive uterine
infection.)
dr_g...@my-deja.com wrote:
>
> That was probably because of the horrendous pain they endured due to
> the really nasty bone deformities that would develop during the later
> stages of the disease. If you actually look at some of these bones
> they basically resemble sticks that are knotted all over the place.
> Hell I could deal with the sores and the insanity is always a nice
> touch but to have those bumps rubbing against the muscles would be
> agony IMHO.
I remember Kurt Vonnegut recalling in some old book of his that in childhood,
he thought that terminal syphilis hosts had a very dignified appearance, because
the fusing of their vertebrae caused them to walk stiffly upright.
ObULs:
UL or no? The Clap got it's nickname because male sufferers would flush their
pus-clogged penii by putting it between their hands and clapping sharply. (I'd
look it up on the AFU site, but I'm busy updating Nutscape.)
UL or no? General George Custer had syphilis, probably from rapin' squaws, and
it may have been a factor in his famous suicidal "Last Stand". (I vaguely recall
a scene from a movie in which Custer was strolling across the bloody
massaccrefield, loudly addressing the President and Congress. He was one of
history's shittiest Generals, syph or not.
TREE...@treetnls.net
>
> ObT: Wondering why so much French cussing is religious in origin.
> 'Tabernac' (abbr. for 'tabernacle'), 'Sacre bleu' (holy blue, equiv.
> holy shit, slightly politer), and so on. Very different from English
> cussing, which focusses so much more on bodily functions, erotic and
> excretory.
Hmm.. in sudden situations, most of my profanity is of a religious nature. The
more scatological phrases are the ones I use when the situation is more under
control, and I am actively slandering something or someone.
And strangely, religious profanity seems to be the most acceptable type in
english. 400 years ago it would get you killed, but today it's generally more
acceptable than excretory or sexual profanities. Strange sociology.
I'd hazard a guess that Japanese has a truly monumental collection of
profanities. Japan seems even more hung up about sex than America, if that is
possible, thus their bizarre and famous perversions.
What is it with Japs and tentacle rape? How does this enter into their
culture? I find Hentai to be unsettling anyways, but sometimes it seems like
Japs can't illustrate a sex comic without Cthulu slithering in and raping a
woman.
ObT: Gay Hentai Tentacle Rape. "Meet Chinchin, the giant anus-seeking
earthworm."
Frank van der Hulst
> I'd hazard a guess that Japanese has a truly monumental collection of
> profanities. Japan seems even more hung up about sex than America, if that is
> possible, thus their bizarre and famous perversions.
I was once told that there are *no* swear words in Japanese. Dunno how
true this is.
Frank.
Roberta Hatch
>> Okay, all you English Lit majors...in Henry V Act III when Ancient
>> Pistol laments that his wife died "...of the French malady", was
>> Shakespeare referring to the clap?
>Given the British habit of attributing all manner of sexual whatever to the
>French (usually the bad parts), you're on the right track. I suspect
>strongly, however, that he was referring to syphilis, not the clap. (Clap
>was called the "pox" or "French pox" IIRC. It's been years since I read
>Pepys.)
Oddly enough a few of us were discussing this very subject last
Saturday night. Someone claimed the term "pox" refered to syphilis. I
claimed it couldn't be because syphilis was brought to the Europe from
the new world. As it turns out, I'm right. (Yes, I know this has nothing
to do with Henry V or Shakespeare, nor is it tasteless. I just wanted to
gloat since I know he'll probably read this.)
Bobbi
---
Roberta Hatch '65 Panhead
Dykes on Bikes, San Francisco, CA (This space for rent)
Phil Green
<snip />
> Someone claimed the term "pox" refered to syphilis. I
> claimed it couldn't be because syphilis was brought to the Europe from
> the new world. As it turns out, I'm right.
Alas, no you're not. Well, not completely. Syph has been around Europe
for over 2500 years. It became popular before the dagos started going
over to the New World and banging Aztec bitches. There is also evidence
of its happy trail of noserot and tooth marking in Pompeii. The spread
was attributed to ports (and associated horny sailors and dock whores).
It normally stayed there until some rich industrialist types started the
cheat-on-yer-wife tricks with said whores and parked the happy plague
into high class society.
Roberta Hatch
>> Someone claimed the term "pox" refered to syphilis. I
>> claimed it couldn't be because syphilis was brought to the Europe from
>> the new world. As it turns out, I'm right.
>Alas, no you're not. Well, not completely. Syph has been around Europe
>for over 2500 years. It became popular before the dagos started going
>over to the New World and banging Aztec bitches.
In that case, I suggest that you write Funk & Wagnalls and
thell them they're wrong and you're right.
Also, I have my doubts that any dagos were banging any
Aztecs.
Phil Green
> In that case, I suggest that you write Funk & Wagnalls and
> thell them they're wrong and you're right.
Can't be arsed. Sounds like a bunch of stoopid tarts who wouldn't listen
to truth anyhow.
>
> Also, I have my doubts that any dagos were banging any
> Aztecs.
Probably. Tried to spell Incas and my hand slipped.
ObT: Nations all over the world have pledged to cut down carbon dioxide
emissions (some as much as 20 per cent) to combat [sic] global warming
with one notable exception: The greatest emitter of greenhouse gases,
USA. "Why does the world hate the US?" they cry. Answers on a postcard
to the usual landfill.
A.Lizard
(Proctalgia) wrote:
>Roberta Hatch <bha...@netcom.com> wrote:
[snip]
>
>ObT: I've had one of the lesser known poxes - orf, a disease of sheep.
>And that's all I'm gonna say.
Any chance of getting a comment out of the sheep you got it from?
A.Lizard
Jonathan & Lacey Westmoreland
"Proctalgia" <proct...@proctalgia.org> wrote in message
news:1eg4plc.1vus24pi4ew1cN%proct...@proctalgia.org...
> Roberta Hatch <bha...@netcom.com> wrote:
> Syphilis was known as the great pox, as opposed to the small. At the
> time any disease causing a rash was a pox, though now it is
restricted
> to a specific family of viruses.
>
> ObT: I've had one of the lesser known poxes - orf, a disease of
sheep.
> And that's all I'm gonna say.
That'll learn ya. Just like whores with cold sores. Ya gotta stay away
from the ones with "scabby mouths" ORF.
Zorch
>
> Oddly enough a few of us were discussing this very subject last
>claimed it couldn't be because syphilis was brought to the Europe from
>to do with Henry V or Shakespeare, nor is it tasteless. I just wanted to
>gloat since I know he'll probably read this.)
Uhh... even if that were true, why would it imply that "pox" can't refer to
syphilis? Certainly, in Shakespeare's time (close to a century after Columbus
visited the "New World") the expression "the French pox" meant the syph and
the syph only. "Pox" by that time was a fairly indeterminate word in everyday
usage, referring as it could to a variety of unpleasant diseases, but then
classificatory medical science wasn't so advanced either.
Now originally, of course, the term "pox" simply referred to the "pocks" or
pockmarks of smallpox. And today in accepted medical terminology "pox" refers
only to a family of viral diseases in humans and animals: smallpox,
chicken pox, cowpox, sheep pox, horse pox, swine pox, rabbit pox, mouse pox,
goat pox...
As for the New World origin of syphilis, current thinking is that this theory
is probably incorrect; syphilis is likely to have been endemic in Europe prior
to Columbus' voyage but was often confused with leprosy. Descriptions of
leprosy from that era sound a lot like syphilis (highly contagious -- which
Hansen's disease, real leprosy, isn't; spread by sexual contact; responsive to
mercury treatment). It is true that there was an explosion in syphilis cases,
and concomitantly in public recognition of the disease, in the early 1500's.
That could have been due to changing social conditions though, so it doesn't
prove that the Europeans were presented with syphilis in return for their gift
of smallpox to the Americas, except perhaps in a karmic sense. In short:
no one really knows but evidence is against the "Columbus brought it back"
theory.
Zorch
Jonathan & Lacey Westmoreland
"William Hamblen" <william...@nashville.com> wrote in message
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> Proctalgia <proct...@proctalgia.org> wrote:
>
> > 'Nous allons prendre une piece de la foie, avec l'anesthetique
locale et
> > une aguille, pour l'examination histologique.' You should have
seen his
> > eyes bug out.
>
> If I were the biopsee and some told me they were taking an apple
corer to
> _my_ liver, my eyes would bug out too.
>
Under a local...no less
Bill Loftin
> Oddly enough a few of us were discussing this very subject last
> Saturday night. Someone claimed the term "pox" refered to syphilis. I
> claimed it couldn't be because syphilis was brought to the Europe from
> the new world. As it turns out, I'm right. (Yes, I know this has nothing
> to do with Henry V or Shakespeare, nor is it tasteless. I just wanted to
> gloat since I know he'll probably read this.)
Oddly enough Bobbi, this was in the news this past week. Some
archeologists have unearthed some skulls in London that show syphilis
effects that predate anyone bringing anything back from the new world.
B
Bill Loftin
> ObT: I've had one of the lesser known poxes - orf, a disease of sheep.
> And that's all I'm gonna say.
The Old Nigger Book of Medicine says, "The Orfpox is most frequently
associated with a man and a ewe trying to share the same pair of Wellington
boots at the same time".
Felis Concolor
>I would have to say that here in Florida, the nigger is probably.....the
>nigger.
>White trash still rule supreme...
Reminds me...Nearwidow, have you ever read any books by Georgia
writer Rosemary Daniell? She wrote two autobiographical works,
_Fatal Flowers_ and _Sleeping with Soldiers_.
In these books, Ms. Daniell discussed her sex life in graphic
and tasteless detail. Apparently, this woman was bisexual and,
at times in her life, willing to sleep with just about anything.
She slept with her psychoanalyst. She slept with transvestites,
male and female. She slept with her girlfriends, and their
husbands. She slept with sailors she met in waterfront bars.
When she was a substitute teacher, she slept with a young man
in her class. She even slept with James Dickey (ugh...). She
did not report sleeping with minors who had not yet reached
puberty, or animals, but these exceptions are believable.
Yes, Ms. Daniell was willing to sleep with the whole damn human,
adult world -- with one exception. That is, she did not mention
porking any black males. As a matter of fact, she specifically
claimed that she had not done this. Black women, yes; and brown
men -- but black men, no.
Granted, the limber-tongued lady may have been lying. But why,
after revealing so much, would she lie about something like
that?
One wonders about her social circles.
Lenore Levine
--
"Everything in the world is divided into three categories: Cat toys,
cat food, and things for cats to sleep on. None of us have ever used
a fur flogger as a cat toy, but we're all convinced that it would
almost certainly be popular." -- The Blowfish Research Department
Nearwidow
xXx
p
obMemories:I do remember a moment or two of fear and loathing before I did
something or other with a nigra back in the 80s. Nature or nurture? I
dunno. I was a little surprised myself at my discomfort (which was numbed
by cocaine in short order).