Tasteless 9/11 Jokes.

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EdgE [BPo]

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Sep 12, 2003, 1:30:30 PM9/12/03
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Hot off the press at alt.tasteless. Dont take this seriously, we arent all
sick people, we just like a laugh.

Tasteless WTC Jokes

Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds

Q: Why do tourists flock to New York?
A: It's a blast

At the World Trade Center restaurant, they offered three seating areas:
smoking, non-smoking and burned beyond recognition.

New York, New York, so good they hit it twice

Q: What is world most efficient airline?
A: American Airlines, leave Boston 8:15...be in your office in New York
8:48!

What was the last thing going through Mr. Jones head sitting in 90th
floor of the WTC ? - The 91st floor.....

America's new math:
Q: Now how many sides to a Pentagon?
A: 4

Famous last words: "Amal, was this tower here yesterday?"

NEWSFLASH.... The WTC has been destroyed.... thousands of New York
executives feared dead.... Hookers all across the
city are in mourning.....

"25,000 sq. ft. Office space for rent. Recently renovated. New Air
Conditioning unit. Needs TLC. Contact me at One World
Trade Centre. 85th Floor, Room 18."

"It's a bird!"
"It's a plane!"
"It's.... Oh fuck, it IS a plane!"

Q: Why are police and firemen New York's finest?
A: Because now you can run them through a sieve.

What's the number one drink served on United Airlines?
Flaming Manhattan

Floor 106...... you ARE the weakest link.... goodbye....

What's the difference between Wembley and New York?
Wembley's still got their twin towers.

What's the difference between the attack on New York and the Oklahoma
City
Bombing? - Again foreigners prove they can do it better and more
efficiently......

Last words from Airline pilot "Right a bit, hey the trade centre, my
brother works there...lets look just a bit closer...."

The FBI have arrested the head of advertising at the Empire State
Building for involvement in the WTC disaster. A spokesman
said he was caught with 'Empire State: We're Back!!!' T-shirts in his
office...

What does WTC stand for? - "What Trade Center?"

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EdgE [BPo]

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Mother Choriza

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Sep 13, 2003, 5:51:15 AM9/13/03
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HA HA LOOK AT ME, I"M TOP POSTING!!!

Just the other day I asked a customer, why aren't there any good 9/11
jokes out there? He looks at me like I'm crazy - or worse. I quickly
remembered my role as a normal person and suggested that the subject
might not be so funny.
Reading the jokes told below, I have concluded that maybe it is true;
that 9/11 isn't all that funny.
My suggestion for improvement would be to include more sex in the
jokes. In addition, I think involving midgets would help. Also, see if
there is one about a rabbi, a priest and a pollock.
Thank you.

ObT- You know that smell? The one you get when you kinda shit your
pants and don't change for a week? You don't? Yeah, that's right,
neither do I.

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A.Lizard

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On 13 Sep 2003 02:51:15 -0700, mother...@msn.com (Mother
Choriza) wrote:


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>
> ObT- You know that smell? The one you get when you kinda shit your
>pants and don't change for a week? You don't? Yeah, that's right,
>neither do I.
>

Perhaps a good nasal spray can bring back your sense of smell. I
suggest Dristan 4-Way. It seems a shame you can't appreciate a
foul odor coming from your pants. I'm sure your acquaintances and
your mother know it entirely too well.

We're here to help.

A.Lizard
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"Mother Choriza" <mother...@msn.com> wrote in message
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> HA HA LOOK AT ME, I"M TOP POSTING!!!

Why no just say "HA HA LOOK AT ME, I SHAT MY PANTS, DROOLED AND MATURBATED
FRANTICALLY - AS THOUGH TOMORROW IT GETS MADE ILLEGAL - WHILST WAVING AT A
TRAIN"? and be done with it

> My suggestion for improvement would be to include more sex in the
> jokes. In addition, I think involving midgets would help. Also, see if
> there is one about a rabbi, a priest and a pollock.
> Thank you.

Kudos to anyone that can make a joke even remotly funny about 2 god
botherers and a Cod-like fish.

DAn

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