1996 Alt Tasteless Award Ballot
Ubiquitous
Supplemnetals containing the fiction, non-fiction, real life,
and flame nominations will be posted seperately.
Voting takes place until February 17th, 1996.
DO NOT SEND COPIES OF THE NOMINATIONS WITH THIS BALLOT!
ONLY EMAILED BALLOTS WILL BE COUNTED!
Mr A.T.: Bob Christ
Robin Allen
Spike Young
John Hollister
Julian Macassey
Mr A.T.: Rookie: Garry Harris
Zeno
Robin Allen
Doug Thiessen
Ms A.T.: Lenore Levine
Julia Davy-Weber
Virtuanna
Ms A.T. Rookie: "Swan"
Eve Forward
Sonya Johnson
Virtuanna
Pet o' the Year: Hyenas
Tiger
Ebola
Delsie (Swan's Dog)
Fiction: "State Fair"
"Tolkienesque Bout of Doarhea",
"Torturer's Day Off"
"Demon Green Asshole"
"Judgement Day"
"Mommy's Little Angel"
"Orenthal's Reunion"
Non-Fiction: "Pika Don"
"Pelican Brief"
"Tardspotters Handbook"
"Keteridge's Travel journals"
"A Harrowing Furrowing"
"Wank Booths Revisited"
"Prostrate Ultrasound"
Concept: Clue desk
Darwin Game Show
Anit-gravity grogans
Product: Sham-Poo
Gooey Louie
"mouth rat"
Japanese stinkless shit tablet
Flame: "Does Vikram Rao suck cuh-cuh-cock?"
"I flame nobody"
"A.T. hackers prove yourselves"
"Cheezewhiz the rotting pus-sucker"
Poem: "A Poem of Devotion & Thirst"
"You Fucking Bitch"
Poster child: O.J. Simpson
Gerard Finneran
Tim McVeigh
the Unabomber
The postal worker going postal,
guy found with dead sodomized deer in his house
Rose West
Real life: Le Grogan
Body Odor Extraviganza,
Please, darling, help me...I got hemmorhoids!
Quote: "Eat a BOWL of DICK!",
"I remember my first sexual encounter because I kept the
recipe. - Jeff Dahmer",
"Spending the afternoon listening to Beethoven (Sonatas 5, 9, and
10), reading _Macho Sluts_, and getting up occasionally to get
another beer, log on to news, or masturbate. It doesn't get much
better than this."
"Unfortunately, it wasn't very effective in coaxing an orgasm
out of my pre-teen box; the Snoopy electric toothbrush became
my instrument of choice for that particular task."
"Du geile Sau, lass mich meinen fetten tropfenden Schwanz tief in
deine saftige Votze rammen, bis du Jesus siehst."
(You horny pig, let me ram my swollen dripping choad deep in your
juicy cunt till you can see Jesus.)
"It's sort of like the way that every time you jack off, you
promise myself you're going to eat the load, but when you're
done, and you see it sitting there in your hand, it's just not
appetizing anymore."
"Some aboriginal Austrailians and inhabitants of New Guinea
routinely ate part of a dead relative's body as act of respect
and to appease the ghost of the deceased. Everyone involved
dreaded the 'feast' which was accompanied by almost ceaseless
vomiting, spitting, and other signs of disgust, lasting several
days. " DEATH TO DUST
"Alt.tasteless - Solidarity through moral bankruptcy."
"Never trust anything that can bleed for a week and not die."
"Zeno's merely a collaborator with Hollister, and involved with
those funky black helicopters the Lesbian Jewish Conspiracy uses
to beam telepathic mind-control messages at people in order to
convince them that Elvis and Kurt Kobain are really dead."
Work of Art: Abortion MPEG (http://www.cis.yale.edu/~bell/eclipse.html)
--
"I remember my first sexual encounter because I kept the recipe."
- Jeff Dahmer
Ubiquitous
and flame nominations will be posted seperately.
DO NOT SEND COPIES OF THE NOMINATIONS WITH THIS BALLOT!
ONLY EMAILED BALLOTS WILL BE COUNTED!
Mr A.T.: Bob Christ
Robin Allen
Spike Young
John Hollister
Julian McKassey
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"Money doesn't bring home the fish; FISH brings home the fish!"
- Mr. Smartypants