Pop! Goes the Trouser Weasel.

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Dec 25, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/25/96

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I read this earlier this week. I started to post it, but I really felt
sorry for the kid you know. I couldn't make humor of his misery.
Some of the stories I read about the way parents treat their kids.
I wonder "What In The Fuck" goes through these some of these parents
minds.
Oops! I forgot, some of these TardMonsters have no minds.
I say KILL the parents.
I say line 'em up against the wall and shoot 'em.
Some of these poor kids never even have a chance at life.

Paul Frederick Schnellbecher

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Dec 26, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/26/96

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John C. Mozena (m...@crl.com) wrote:

: "In related news, the purchase of cheap champagne in Binghamton skyrocketed."

BBBWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! AOL Disease.

: ObT: Regular readers will remember the little girl who was placed on the
: roof of the family's minivan so that she could hold on to the new
: mattress they had bought while the dad drove down a major street at 45+ mph.

: "Vroooom, screech, aieeee, bounce, bounce, splat!"

: Turns out the dad refuses to show any remorse or even admit that what he
: did was even slightly dumb. His wife is a total wreck, and the judge is
: throwing the book at him.

: And he still needs a new mattress.

No he doesn't. Bubba will provide him with one and a great! big! stiff!
surprise! to go with it.

Pee

John C. Mozena

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Dec 26, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/26/96

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A Darwin from Mercury Mail:

*** Texas boy's penis mutilated by parents

A Texas woman and her boyfriend have been charged with mutilating her
4-year-old son by tying a string around his penis to stop him from
wetting himself, police said Tuesday. The boy's penis eventually
ruptured after 10-14 days of not being able to urinate. Doctors had to
amputate part of it. Angela Thornton, 24, and her boyfriend Jesus
Hernandez, 36, have both been charged on two counts of injury to a
child. The boy and three of his siblings, aged 11 months, 2 and 5,
have been placed in foster care. For the full text story, see
http://www.merc.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=884757-367

Wonder what they would have done were it a little girl?

"A four-year-old girl's bladder killed an innocent bystander as it fired
a cork jammed into her urethra into the skull of Billy Bob Giddings, 57,
of Buttfuck, TX. The girl's parents had placed the cork into her urinary
tract in an effort to keep her from wetting the bed. Unfortunately,
police said, the parents had been drinking cheap champagne and only had
plastic corks, which had the heft to do fatal damage to Giddings. The
fountain of urine that followed the deadly expulsion lasted for three
minutes, according to bystanders.

"In related news, the purchase of cheap champagne in Binghamton skyrocketed."

ObT: Regular readers will remember the little girl who was placed on the

roof of the family's minivan so that she could hold on to the new
mattress they had bought while the dad drove down a major street at 45+ mph.

"Vroooom, screech, aieeee, bounce, bounce, splat!"

Turns out the dad refuses to show any remorse or even admit that what he
did was even slightly dumb. His wife is a total wreck, and the judge is
throwing the book at him.

And he still needs a new mattress.

John C. Mozena -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-|-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Now residing at m...@crl.com
"Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind." -- Kipling

jkbennet

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Dec 28, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/28/96

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I gotta agree with you, I_____

These assholes ought to be skewered and left to die.

I say "BUCKWHEATS" to them... Things to do in Denver When you are Dead.