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GODSTAR

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Dec 6, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/6/96
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Well look at the facts.

Hung out with twelve men
Only female buddy: a whore
Into S&M

Sorry, but that's a shirtlifter in my book.

Oh he also smashed-up religious services

MZ

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Dec 10, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/10/96
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GODSTAR wrote:
>
> Well look at the facts.
>
> Hung out with twelve men
> Only female buddy: a whore
> Into S&M

Dude, I like to think of myself as being as offensive as the next guy
but this one's got me beat. Jesus was a homo? Mannnnn...

Let me guess, he buggered his old man, too, right?

I need some sleep.

http://www.geocities.com/capitolhill/1984

It's updated weekly and easier to browse than ever...

perry fect, republican

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Dec 10, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/10/96
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this is really disgusting. please don't crosspost this trash anymore!

On Tue, 10 Dec 1996 03:03:41 -0800, MZ <10511...@compuserve.com>
wrote:

*:>GODSTAR wrote:
*:>>
*:>> Well look at the facts.
*:>>
*:>> Hung out with twelve men
*:>> Only female buddy: a whore
*:>> Into S&M
*:>
*:>Dude, I like to think of myself as being as offensive as the next guy
*:>but this one's got me beat. Jesus was a homo? Mannnnn...
*:>
*:>Let me guess, he buggered his old man, too, right?
*:>
*:>I need some sleep.
*:>
*:>http://www.geocities.com/capitolhill/1984
*:>
*:>It's updated weekly and easier to browse than ever...

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white...@mailmasher.com

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I truly pity the person whom called Jesus the Christ, our Lord,
our savior, a Homosexual. May this person someday find God.


White Pride
World Wide!

http://www.pwrnet.com/freepg5/whitepride/ <--Just updated!


rogue

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Dec 10, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/10/96
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And you're a fucking Natzi!

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Last and last and always You are all I am
Carpe noctem non diem Vivo Nocturnus
^v^ rogue ^v^

Do you believe in forever? I don't even believe in tomorrow.
The only thing that lasts forever are memories and sorrow.

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Donald Carlson

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Dec 10, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/10/96
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(Delete spam-buster ([at]) to reply) wrote:

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> On 10 Dec 1996 23:21:08 GMT, white...@mailmasher.com wrote:
>
> > I truly pity the person whom called Jesus the Christ, our Lord,
> >our savior, a Homosexual. May this person someday find God.
>
> No, Mister White Pride, he wasn't a homosexual. He was a Jew.

Ahh, what a fine example of Christiandom our buddy whitepride is.
Why, let's visit the White Pride website he so proudly promotes in
his post. (http://www.pwrnet.com/freepg5/whitepride/)

A quote from the first page:

"Hello, this is Aryan Pride, my greatest interest is in my race and
it's preservation. Through media, such as newspapers, t.v., and
radio, the Jewish media is brainwashing America to hate whites.
There are even whites that hate all whites in this country and are
sorry for being white. This is not right, Americans are daily
subornned by our own media. The media has deprived caucasian Americans
of a sitcom with only whites playing the major roles. In every sitcom,
there is at least one black person, but you cannot begin to count the
innumerable black sitcoms with no whites playing any roles at all,
not even extras. The sinister media is also promoting interracial
dating, marriage, and sex. An example would be the movie Bad Boys,
two blacks and one white woman. The blacks are killing our white
children and raping our white mothers, girlfriends, sisters and wives
on a daily basis and it must be stopped."

Dumfuck. I bet if some black chick offered to suck his pale little
noodle, he'd come in his pants before he got his zipper down.

***$$$***

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Dec 11, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/11/96
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white...@mailmasher.com wrote:

I always thought he loved everyone that would make him BI-SEXUAL
wouldn't it? So he liked pussy with his tube steak

Jesus loves the little children --- the pervert

666> I truly pity the person whom called Jesus the Christ, our
Lord,
666>our savior, a Homosexual. May this person someday find God.


666>White Pride
666>World Wide!

666>http://www.pwrnet.com/freepg5/whitepride/ <--Just updated!

Jesus Saves Moses Invests

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Dec 11, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/11/96
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On 10 Dec 1996 23:21:08 GMT, white...@mailmasher.com wrote:

> I truly pity the person whom called Jesus the Christ, our Lord,

>our savior, a Homosexual. May this person someday find God.

No, Mister White Pride, he wasn't a homosexual. He was a Jew.

Neil Touchet

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white...@mailmasher.com wrote:
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> I truly pity the person whom called Jesus the Christ, our Lord,
> our savior, a Homosexual. May this person someday find God.

or simply rot in hell.

THE SCORPION

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rogue wrote:
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> And you're a fucking Natzi!

and you're a freaking fannatic... anyone care to carry this on??
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Phil McKracken

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I truly pity the person whom called Jesus the Christ, our Lord,
our savior, a Homosexual. May this person someday find God.


White Pride
World Wide!


Why? Are they going to ass-ram each other? And you would love to watch as
you shoot your own cum wad into your daddy's mouth.

Sodoff Baldrick

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Dec 11, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/11/96
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white...@mailmasher.com wrote:
>
> I truly pity the person whom called Jesus the Christ, our Lord,
> our savior, a Homosexual. May this person someday find God.
>
> White Pride
> World Wide!

Uh, how many jewish "whites" lived in the middle east 2000 years ago?
When I read this kind of stuff, it makes me wish the Jesus/God myth WAS
real. The fate of this crowd would be highly entertaining.

Sean

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Dec 11, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/11/96
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rogue wrote:
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> And you're a fucking Natzi!
>


And you can't spell! it's NAZI, no "t" in the word!

Pepper

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Accually, acording to old jewish law, he had to be married and have a male
child to join the priesthood, which he was a member. If he wasn't he could
never have fullfilled the law. So if he was married and had a child, I
don't think that he was in any way gay.

Besides, the whore, as you call her, was probably his wife.


GODSTAR <bl...@blah.org> wrote in article <32A7D6...@blah.org>...


> Well look at the facts.
>

> Hung out with twelve men

> Only female buddy: a whore

> Into S&M
>
> Sorry, but that's a shirtlifter in my book.
>
>
>
> Oh he also smashed-up religious services
>

--
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http://www.aysia.com/celtic/

Shampoo Korusawa

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Dec 12, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/12/96
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On Tue, 10 Dec 1996 19:55:58 +0000, rogue <rog...@anomaly.net> wrote:

>And you're a fucking Natzi!
>
>--
> Last and last and always You are all I am
> Carpe noctem non diem Vivo Nocturnus
> ^v^ rogue ^v^
>
> Do you believe in forever? I don't even believe in tomorrow.
> The only thing that lasts forever are memories and sorrow.
>

WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH ANIME you fucking Spamer!!!!

You are in some serious need of a Frontal Lobotomy. Corse, since you
are all by yourself in front of a computer screen getting off on
insulting various major religions, what would that make you???

Get a Clue, a Life, A Job, and then blow yourself away you fucking
freak.


labuser

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Dec 12, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/12/96
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Phil McKracken wrote:
>
> I truly pity the person whom called Jesus the Christ, our Lord,
> our savior, a Homosexual. May this person someday find God.
>
> White Pride
> World Wide!
>
> Why? Are they going to ass-ram each other? And you would love to watch as
> you shoot your own cum wad into your daddy's mouth.

DEFINITLEY! The evidence is Overwhelming!

-he hung out with 12 men
-his 1 female friend: a whore!
-skinnydipping with boys (was it Peter?)

definitely,
JESUS was a BLACK JEWISH QUEER!

I can be a Christian again!


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Jake

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Dec 12, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/12/96
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(Delete spam-buster ([at]) to reply) wrote:
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> On 10 Dec 1996 23:21:08 GMT, white...@mailmasher.com wrote:
>
> > I truly pity the person whom called Jesus the Christ, our Lord,
> >our savior, a Homosexual. May this person someday find God.
>
> No, Mister White Pride, he wasn't a homosexual. He was a Jew.

Actually Jesus is a Grey. or some connections with the Aliens, so was
Budha!

Steve Johnson

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Dec 12, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/12/96
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In article <32AF39...@cows.com>, Sean <M...@cows.com> wrote:
>
>And you can't spell! it's NAZI, no "t" in the word!

word_man thinks Sean is adorable, and would service his boots.

Paul D. Schreiner

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Dec 13, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/13/96
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Pepper wrote:
>
> Accually, acording to old jewish law, he had to be married and have a male
> child to join the priesthood, which he was a member. If he wasn't he could
> never have fullfilled the law. So if he was married and had a child, I
> don't think that he was in any way gay.
>

jesus wasn't a priest though...he was considered a rabbi or "teacher",
which was not a ministry back then like the priesthood was. besdies,
only members of the tribe of levi were priests in judaic history (if i
remember correctly...)

Mike Houston

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white...@mailmasher.com wrote:

>
>
> I truly pity the person whom called Jesus the Christ, our Lord,
>our savior, a Homosexual. May this person someday find God.
>
>

>White Pride
>World Wide!
>
>http://www.pwrnet.com/freepg5/whitepride/ <--Just updated!
>

I truly pity the person who posts his poodleshit religious sentiments
to alt.tasteless.

Do you feel better now that you have corrected this filthy heathen?

Do you feel like a martyred saint now? Do you think that your God will
forgive you for reading alt.tasteless in the first place?

What is this White Pride shit? I've just been to your Web page, and
was not suprised. The most pious among us are usually bigotted.

Even if God exists (which I don't believe he does) he certainly would
not go for that white supremacy garbage. You had better pray that he
doesn't exist, O' foul fiend, for you would most certainly smoke an
eternal turd in Hell on the fabled judgement day.

I hope we read about you in the Chronicles of Father Darwin, SOON!

Mike Houston
mhou...@onramp.ca

Alan Young

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Dec 13, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/13/96
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Mike Houston wrote:
> Even if God exists (which I don't believe he does) he certainly would
> not go for that white supremacy garbage. You had better pray that he

Why do people assume/believe that an omnipotent, omnscient being would
be *only* what we call good? benevolent? etc.

Have you ever read the old testament? The things that are ascribed to
God are pretty damn tasteless. How do you know God doesn't read
alt.tasteless for entertainment? What if Father Charles was just an
aspect of God?

Just my thoughts, worth what they cost.

Alan Young
ayo...@mhz.com
ayo...@qi3.com

SisterMoon

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Dec 13, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/13/96
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Actually, although I don't buy the 'Jesus was gay' ideology, just
because according to Essene law he had to be married and have a male
child to be in the priesthood doesn't mean he couldn't have been gay.
Even if the 'whore' were his wife......she could have been the
'perfect' cover for hiding homosexuality.


Ahem.......


On 11 Dec 1996 15:54:55 GMT, "Pepper" <lad...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>Accually, acording to old jewish law, he had to be married and have a male
>child to join the priesthood, which he was a member. If he wasn't he could
>never have fullfilled the law. So if he was married and had a child, I
>don't think that he was in any way gay.
>

BYWATERS

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Dec 13, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/13/96
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Alt.Stupidity is perfect for this thread!

robn...@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca

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Dec 15, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/15/96
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Alan Young (ayo...@mhz.com) wrote:

: Alan Young

Well-spoken, Brother Young. I often wonder whether an appreciation for
a.t. puts me in God's good books or bad books. Some days, looking around
at the world, I really wonder....

ObT: I don't think many people *really* understand the meaning of Jesus'
washing the feet of the disciples at the Last Supper. This wasn't just
twelve guys (or eleven--had Judas left by then?) with the odd bunion, and
perhaps a need for some Odor-Eaters(tm). No, this was twelve (or eleven)
guys with open sandals, no automobiles, walking everywhere, in a desert,
with camels and mules and Glub knows what else shitting all over the
streets, and people dumping their chamber pots out wherever.... No,
washing those twenty-four (or twenty-two) feet was a genuine act of
abasement, giving true meaning to the words 'He who would be chief
among you, let him first be your servant' or whatever (can't find my
Bible, gotta paraphrase).

I think those who have been nominated for the various a.t. awards should
consider this. 'He who would be Mr. A.T., let him first clean the
dingleberries out of your arsehairs with his tongue.' A noble sentiment,
which I think should be attached to the official ballot this year.

Robert

--
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Yellowknife, Northwest Territories, Canada Lemon curry? (MPFC)
Simba: "You're so weird!" Scar: "You have *no* idea...." (The Lion King)
A flip dark chill winter bastard though dry. (Burgess, A Clockwork Orange)

Unknown

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Dec 17, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/17/96
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white...@mailmasher.com wrote:

> I truly pity the person whom called Jesus the Christ, our Lord,
>our savior, a Homosexual. May this person someday find God.


>White Pride
>World Wide!

>http://www.pwrnet.com/freepg5/whitepride/ <--Just updated!
The question is, will he find him in front of him, or BEHIND him?

Sean

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Dec 17, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/17/96
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Please stop cross posring this crap to the GG allin newsgroup!

Geoffrey Spencer

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Dec 17, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/17/96
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Stop posting this crap about God and Jesus. Believe what you want but keep
this religious garbage off the newsgroups.

MIX MASTER

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Dec 18, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/18/96
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The Innocent By-Stander wrote:
>
> white...@mailmasher.com wrote:
>
> > I truly pity the person whom called Jesus the Christ, our Lord,
> >our savior, a Homosexual. May this person someday find God.
>
> >White Pride
> >World Wide!
>
> >http://www.pwrnet.com/freepg5/whitepride/ <--Just updated!
> The question is, will he find him in front of him, or BEHIND him?Well, neither idea sounds very "kosher," but if I gotta choose, I
certainly hope its in front of and not behind, since I guess the evidence
is starting to look pretty overwhelming that Jesus was a butt-buddy
(there goes Al Jourgensen's theory about his building our hot rods, more
like he gave me a really fashionable hair cut, and...."hey Jesus, here's
a $5 tip--Now STAY AWAY FROM MY BUTT, YOU BIG FATHER HUMPING HOMO!)


MIX MASTER

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Dec 18, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/18/96
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Peter Tolmie

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Dec 18, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/18/96
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> > The question is, will he find him in front of him, or BEHIND him?Well, neither idea sounds very "kosher," but if I gotta choose, I
> certainly hope its in front of and not behind, since I guess the evidence
> is starting to look pretty overwhelming that Jesus was a butt-buddy
> (there goes Al Jourgensen's theory about his building our hot rods, more
> like he gave me a really fashionable hair cut, and...."hey Jesus, here's
> a $5 tip--Now STAY AWAY FROM MY BUTT, YOU BIG FATHER HUMPING HOMO!)

Jesus was a drug pusher. Anyone who can convince thousands of people
that a few fish and some loaves of bread can feed the masses must of
been pushing something, not to mention walking on water... that must of
been one hell of a mass hallucination (perhaps someone spilled LSD in
the red sea ?).

Regards,
Peter

When I die I'll go to heaven, because I've spent my time in Hell.

jojosh

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Dec 19, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/19/96
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You guys talking about homos? Send em all over to my house... I'll give
em a nice corn-walling lesson. You guys are fine... Mabey you should
get with each other or come to my house. I love you all! You nice
buffed men!

JoJosh.. The next rupaul!
ohyeah!

Sean

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Dec 19, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/19/96
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Actualy, now that I think about it, this DOES belong on the G. G. Allin
newsgroup. I mean, G. G.'s real name (on his birth certificate) was
JESUS CHRIST ALLIN (for real), and since he very often asked his
audience to sodomize him, one could very accurately and truthfully make
the statement that Jesus Christ was a homosexual. One could also say
that Jesus Christ was a Rapist, a masochist, a herion addict, etc, using
the same logic, and no-one could argue with it! Cool!

Sean, #1 GG Allin Fan and self abuser


Geoffrey Spencer wrote:
>
> Stop posting this crap about God and Jesus. Believe what you want but keep
> this religious garbage off the newsgroups.
>
> Sean <twe...@mail.idt.net> wrote:
>
> >Please stop cross posring this crap to the GG allin newsgroup!
> >
> >

E.S.InterGalactic

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Dec 19, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/19/96
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I has come to my attention you believe Jesus ate hominy. While there is
no basis in historical fact to believe this is an actual possibility,
there is even less possibility for those of us in the clench-legged belt
buckle of the south to suspect that anything less could be true. Hard
as it may be for some of you to believe, the fact is, Jesus was a
hominoid who ate hominy. We know for certain he was no quadropod
sifting around in the dirt for truffles or an ususpecting squirrel!
Where is your faith? Even the Bible said he had two legs and walked
upright like a man! Obviously, he enjoyed hominy when he could find it,
and could get his feet washed on time to eat it.

:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
True Grits, the breakfast of hominy eaters
http://www.telepath.com/path/

Steve Johnson

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Dec 20, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/20/96
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Is your real name Wayne? You're CUTE!!! :)

BdKarma

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Dec 20, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/20/96
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In <5966sk$d...@camel1.mindspring.com> ( The Innocent By-Stander)
writes:
>
>white...@mailmasher.com wrote:
>
>
>
>> I truly pity the person whom called Jesus the Christ, our
Lord,
>>our savior, a Homosexual. May this person someday find God.
>
>
>>White Pride
>>World Wide!
>
>>http://www.pwrnet.com/freepg5/whitepride/ <--Just updated!
> The question is, will he find him in front of him, or BEHIND him?
>
>
Jeez, dewd...lighten up. Err...shit, yer white...ewps!!
Neaux Punn In Ten Did!!
Jesus was Jesus...so they say.
...and isn't "white pride world wide" some kinda shit you should only
say to yer little other buddies with the (white skin) and Overdeveloped
senses of Id ?!?!?
***NARROW-MINDEDNESS DETECTED***
Ahh well. Life drags it's narrow ass forward.
Peace be with you all.
*Jerboa.

jojosh

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Dec 20, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/20/96
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>
> Is your real name Wayne? You're CUTE!!! :)

Yeah! how you know? You're cute too!

Steve Johnson

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In article <32BB0E...@faggot.net>, jojosh <Ho...@faggot.net> wrote:
>>
>> Is your real name Wayne? You're CUTE!!! :)
>
>Yeah! how you know? You're cute too!

Kewl!! I just -=*love*=- Dudes named Wayne. They're SOOOO adorable!!

Hugh Rection

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Dec 21, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/21/96
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Steve Johnson wrote:
>
> In article <32B973...@faggot.net>, jojosh <Ho...@faggot.net> wrote:
> >Steve Johnson wrote:
> >>
> >> In article <32AF39...@cows.com>, Sean <M...@cows.com> wrote:
> >> >
> >> >And you can't spell! it's NAZI, no "t" in the word!
> >>
> >> word_man thinks Sean is adorable, and would service his boots.
> >
> >You guys talking about homos? Send em all over to my house... I'll give
> >em a nice corn-walling lesson. You guys are fine... Mabey you should
> >get with each other or come to my house. I love you all! You nice
> >buffed men!
> >
> >JoJosh.. The next rupaul!
>
> Is your real name Wayne? You're CUTE!!! :)

Boy is dis guy fuckin' dumb!!!

Hugh Rection

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Dec 21, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/21/96
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jojosh wrote:
>
> >
> > Is your real name Wayne? You're CUTE!!! :)
>
> Yeah! how you know? You're cute too!

Another dumb mudda fucka!

Hugh Rection

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Steve Johnson wrote:

>
> In article <32BB0E...@faggot.net>, jojosh <Ho...@faggot.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> Is your real name Wayne? You're CUTE!!! :)
> >
> >Yeah! how you know? You're cute too!
>
> Kewl!! I just -=*love*=- Dudes named Wayne. They're SOOOO adorable!!

Dis guy thinks he's funny. Little fuckin' twirp.

Tony Colacarro

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Dec 21, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/21/96
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Sean wrote:
>
> Actualy, now that I think about it, this DOES belong on the G. G. Allin
> newsgroup. I mean, G. G.'s real name (on his birth certificate) was
> JESUS CHRIST ALLIN (for real), and since he very often asked his
> audience to sodomize him, one could very accurately and truthfully make
> the statement that Jesus Christ was a homosexual. One could also say
> that Jesus Christ was a Rapist, a masochist, a herion addict, etc, using
> the same logic, and no-one could argue with it! Cool!
>
> Sean, #1 GG Allin Fan and self abuser
>
> Geoffrey Spencer wrote:
> >
> > Stop posting this crap about God and Jesus. Believe what you want but keep
> > this religious garbage off the newsgroups.
> >
> > Sean <twe...@mail.idt.net> wrote:
> >
> > >Please stop cross posring this crap to the GG allin newsgroup!
> > >
> > >
> > >The Innocent By-Stander wrote:
> > >>
> > >> white...@mailmasher.com wrote:
> > >>
> > >> > I truly pity the person whom called Jesus the Christ, our Lord,
> > >> >our savior, a Homosexual. May this person someday find God.
> > >>
> > >> >White Pride
> > >> >World Wide!
> > >>
> > >> >http://www.pwrnet.com/freepg5/whitepride/ <--Just updated!
> > >> The question is, will he find him in front of him, or BEHIND him?
I'm glad GG Allin is dead..

blackazz

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Dec 21, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/21/96
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Hugh Rection wrote:

>
> jojosh wrote:
> >
> > >
> > > Is your real name Wayne? You're CUTE!!! :)
> >
> > Yeah! how you know? You're cute too!
>
> Another dumb mudda fucka!

das rite, sumbodee otta wop dat mudda fuka in de azz, break dey foot off
in dat mudda fukas stoopid azz, amen, ahrite ma bruthas, halleyulah

jojosh

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> > Kewl!! I just -=*love*=- Dudes named Wayne. They're SOOOO adorable!!
>
> Dis guy thinks he's funny. Little fuckin' twirp.

Yo mama's a twirp, dude! ahahahha!

Tadaw<---------This dude died

steve

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MIX MASTER <MIXM...@AOL.COM> was, like, :

->The Innocent By-Stander wrote:
->>
->> white...@mailmasher.com wrote:
->>
->> > I truly pity the person whom called Jesus the Christ, our Lord,
->> >our savior, a Homosexual. May this person someday find God.
->>
->> >White Pride
->> >World Wide!
->>
What bothers me is that someone who calls Jesus "our Lord" would have
this sig! I don't think Jesus ever preached about "white pride".
Matter of fact, Jesus wasn't exactly *Aryan*, was He?

ObJoke:

Why don't blind people sky-dive? It's too hard on the dogs!

steve, aka fi...@bright.net

Kenneth Weiss

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On Wed, 01 Jan 1997 14:32:53 GMT, d.s...@virgin.net (Derek Scott)
wrote:

>Perhaps I am just a little paranoid, but what is White Pride? If it is
>a racist organisation, then what right do you have to quote god at
>"normal" people who are not in-bred racist scum?

"White Pride" is a brand of white bread generally found in the
southern and northwestern U.S. It's distinction is its blandness and
inability to adapt to new meat put upon it.

<mailto:kwe...@bway.net>
Grillo is to genius as Cirello is to heterosexuality.

xona

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There is a 75% chance that you are correct.


xona

Derek Scott

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On Wed, 18 Dec 1996 00:00:33 -0800, MIX MASTER <MIXM...@AOL.COM>
wrote:

Mixmaster,

>The Innocent By-Stander wrote:
>>
>> white...@mailmasher.com wrote:
>>

>> > I truly pity the person whom called Jesus the Christ, our Lord,

>> >our savior, a Homosexual. May this person someday find God.
>>

>> >White Pride
>> >World Wide!
>>
>> >http://www.pwrnet.com/freepg5/whitepride/ <--Just updated!

Perhaps I am just a little paranoid, but what is White Pride? If it is


a racist organisation, then what right do you have to quote god at
"normal" people who are not in-bred racist scum?

Cheers,
Derek

s...@fac.com.au

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On 1 Jan 1997 14:51:01 -0700, xona <xo...@primenet.com> wrote:

>
>
>There is a 75% chance that you are correct.
>
>
>xona

I thought it was 25%

Sam

Yeah Its Me

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For a "man" that had 12 other guys following him around all the time I
would say that the odds were probably a little greater that he was.


THX-1138

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If he existed, he was just another hippie to me...

DXXQFNZ

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Yeah Its Me wrote:
>
> For a "man" that has 10 other guys following him around all the time I
> would say that the odds are probably a little greater that he is.

Of course he is. So is Steve Young. You don't believe that any
straight Mormon male is going to be unmarried at his age?


Scott Buchanan

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THX-1138 <THX-...@prodigy.net> wrote:

>If he existed, he was just another hippie to me...

good point


The Great Cornholio

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On Mon, 06 Jan 1997 11:34:51 -0300, DXXQFNZ <dxx...@no.spam.dammit>
wrote:

there is a cowboy's sports bar and grill in Valley Ranch, near where
Troy lives, where some of the cowboy players go to see the fans and
eat and have a good time. I was there once having dinner and I saw
Troy come in by himself and leave with a guy that looked a bit swishy.


Too bad the boys lost, now they need to lose Switzer!!

mike...@austin.ibm.com

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In article <32D131...@prodigy.net>, THX-1138 <THX-...@prodigy.net> writes:
> If he existed, he was just another hippie to me...

No, he was a carpenter.
--
Michael (Mike) C. Dean
IBM - RISC/6000 Division
Austin, Texas.
Disclaimer - The opinions expressed in this append are mine alone.

hmmm

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Welcome to the killfile, asshole

Rob...@ix.netcom.com

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DXXQFNZ wrote:
>
> Yeah Its Me wrote:
> >
> > For a "man" that has 10 other guys following him around all the time I
> > would say that the odds are probably a little greater that he is.
>
> Of course he is. So is Steve Young. You don't believe that any
> straight Mormon male is going to be unmarried at his age?


This just in........... Steve Young is getting married..... That leaves
Troy "The Boy Toy"

julesdlr

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The Great Cornholio wrote:

> there is a cowboy's sports bar and grill in Valley Ranch, near where
> Troy lives, where some of the cowboy players go to see the fans and
> eat and have a good time. I was there once having dinner and I saw
> Troy come in by himself and leave with a guy that looked a bit swishy.
>
>

I DO NOT LOOK SWISHY! Okay, maybe just a little.

Sincerely,

Jules

HinTysen

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Yeah Its Me wrote:
>
> For a "man" that has 10 other guys following him around all the time I
> would say that the odds are probably a little greater that he is.

You'll notice that while other quarterbacks often call for the center's
snap on "hut one," Troy often waits with his hands rubbing firmly on his
center's buttocks until "Hut Thirty-Two."

Jim Offermann

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"Yeah Its Me" <crai...@digimag.net> wrote:

>For a "man" that had 12 other guys following him around all the time I
>would say that the odds were probably a little greater that he was.

There is no evidence that Jesus was a homosexual or had any interest
in sex at all.


THX-1138

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Jim Offermann wrote:

> There is no evidence that Jesus was a homosexual or had any interest
> in sex at all.


A man with no interest in sex. HA!

Steve Johnson

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In article <32d17708...@news.airmail.net>,

corn...@bendover.com (The Great Cornholio) wrote:
>On Mon, 06 Jan 1997 11:34:51 -0300, DXXQFNZ <dxx...@no.spam.dammit>
>wrote:
>
>>Yeah Its Me wrote:
>>>
>>> For a "man" that has 10 other guys following him around all the time I
>>> would say that the odds are probably a little greater that he is.
>>
>>Of course he is. So is Steve Young. You don't believe that any
>>straight Mormon male is going to be unmarried at his age?
>>
>there is a cowboy's sports bar and grill in Valley Ranch, near where
>Troy lives, where some of the cowboy players go to see the fans and
>eat and have a good time. I was there once having dinner and I saw
>Troy come in by himself and leave with a guy that looked a bit swishy.

I make no judgement, but take a look at this photo, and see what you
think. There's little question he's into feet. I gotta give him
credit though - they do look like a sexy set of feet.

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Judith Wright Zappone

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Your perception is solely based on an image that is "in fact" not Jesus at
all. There is no image of Jesus that is correct, so all opinions of His
outer appearance are based on a falsehood. We are to know Him in Spirit.


Judith Wright Zappone

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The thought behind "the hippie" is far from the thought behind Jesus. One
need only compare the two "walks of life" to see just how different they
are. Like black and white.

From an old X-hippie


Bob Davies

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mike...@austin.ibm.com wrote:
>
> In article <32D131...@prodigy.net>, THX-1138 <THX-...@prodigy.net> writes:
> > If he existed, he was just another hippie to me...

> No, he was a carpenter.
> --
>

How much did he charge for bookshelves ?

Michael Ballard

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Other than the stories made up in the New Testament by people who lived
long after the crucifixion was to have taken place, there is no eye
witness account of Jesus extant, to my knowledge.
I think Suetonius mentions the execution; but he lived a long time after
it took place as far as I know.

Mike B)


THX-1138

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Hmm, free love and love -thy -neighbor seem pretty close to me.

"Love thy neighbor..at least until her husband comes home!"

Chad

THX-1138

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Judith Wright Zappone wrote:
>
> Your perception is solely based on an image that is "in fact" not Jesus at
> all. There is no image of Jesus that is correct, so all opinions of His
> outer appearance are based on a falsehood. We are to know Him in Spirit.


I was thinking about his Spirit.. look at all the bible teaches about
him...if it is true.. he is still a hippie. :)

King of All Windbags

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THX-1138 <THX-...@prodigy.net> wrote:

Here's a better one: "Trim the headers..."

/\/\att
- -
^

"I don't mind getting AIDS from, like, a really hot babe?
I just don't want to get it from butt-sex."
- Howard Stern

The Hermit

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Really? I don't remember reading about Jesus getting some pussy

THX-1138

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haha!

Blakkr

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In <32D131...@prodigy.net> THX-1138 <THX-...@prodigy.net> writes:
>
>If he existed, he was just another hippie to me...


Yp..

Ron A. Zajac

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Judith Wright Zappone wrote:
>
> The thought behind "the hippie" is far from the thought behind Jesus. One
> need only compare the two "walks of life" to see just how different they
> are. Like black and white.
>
> From an old X-hippie

That's a dead giveaway. If there's anything that NOT "Like black and
white", it's the difference between what we think we know about Jesus and
what we think we know about "hippies". Whatever you might say about the
thesis, a consideration of the philosophical-historical consonances and
dissonances is a colorful process, to say the least!

Ron A. Zajac

Charlie Bailey

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>
> "Yeah Its Me" <crai...@digimag.net> wrote:
>
> >For a "man" that had 12 other guys following him around all the time
I
> >would say that the odds were probably a little greater that he was.

>
> There is no evidence that Jesus was a homosexual or had any interest
> in sex at all.
>
>
>
And there's no evidence that he wasn't, either.

Filtered

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On 1 Jan 1997 14:51:01 -0700, xona <xo...@primenet.com> wrote:

>
>
>There is a 75% chance that you are correct.
>
>
>xona

i don't think he had any sexual preference.


*****************************
*From Filtered*
da...@bora.dacom.co.kr

http://www.dacom.co.kr/~damon/


Brad

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In <32f096ea...@nntp.ix.netcom.com> u...@uzo.com (UZOcandybabe)
writes:
>
>On Tue, 7 Jan 1997 10:58:40 -0800, Michael Ballard
><miba...@leland.Stanford.EDU> wrote:

>
>>On 7 Jan 1997, Judith Wright Zappone wrote:
>>
>>> Your perception is solely based on an image that is "in fact" not
Jesus at
>>> all. There is no image of Jesus that is correct, so all opinions
of His
>>> outer appearance are based on a falsehood. We are to know Him in
Spirit.
>
>u were doing great until u pussied out wt the sprit shit!!
>if jesus comes back again i will personally shoot him and send him
>back to down under..he was a lazy sob!!! thank god that god and jesus
>is all the figment of some cunts imaginations and its sad some people
>are so devoid of better things to do and believe them!!
>
>"if only God would give me some clear sign!
>like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank."-w.a
>
>___________________________________
>UZOcandybabe!
>___________________________________
>>http://www.uzo.com
>___________________________________
>howard stern rules! nothing else matters
>___________________________________
>
>
=]

COHEN

UZOcandybabe

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trio...@acsu.buffalo.edu

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> >
> >"if only God would give me some clear sign!
> >like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank."-w.a


well it would take god to do that, because swiss bank accounts dont go by
name. mabye you really do believe.....


-Cap'n


Fetus

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> I was thinking about his Spirit.. look at all the bible teaches about
> him...if it is true.. he is still a hippie. :)
What's wrong with being a hippie? Well, at least as long as one bathes
once in a while, one should be able to smoke all the dope and listen to
all the hippie music one wants.

Jim Offermann

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THX-1138 <THX-...@prodigy.net> wrote:

>Jim Offermann wrote:

>> There is no evidence that Jesus was a homosexual or had any interest
>> in sex at all.

>A man with no interest in sex. HA!

That's the point. Jesus was a man with a human body exactly like you
and me.
The difference was that his inner spirit was so finely tuned to
pleasing his heavenly father, that he controlled his body instead
of his body controlling him. Another example of this was when
Jesus went into the desert and didn't eat for 40 days. A man really
has to be focused on his spirit instead of his body to do that.

rufus

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The Hermit wrote:
>
> Really? I don't remember reading about Jesus getting some pussy
He did mary magdalene

Buddy Bacon

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>
> How much did he charge for bookshelves ?
Not much. His workmanship wasn't great; he kept nailing himself to the
planks. :)

THX-1138

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rufus wrote:
y
> He did mary magdalene

Good for him, everyone needs to get some sometime, or they just aren't
human in my eyes. And especially not god-like. Hell, i wont even think
about respecting a virgin god. he better have gotten laid at least once.

John Konopak

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THX-1138 wrote:

>
> Jim Offermann wrote:
>
> >
> > That's the point. Jesus was a man with a human body exactly like you
> > and me.
> > The difference was that his inner spirit was so finely tuned to
> > pleasing his heavenly father, that he controlled his body instead
> > of his body controlling him. Another example of this was when
> > Jesus went into the desert and didn't eat for 40 days. A man really
> > has to be focused on his spirit instead of his body to do that.
>
> And what, excatly is the benefit of denying yourself something so
> wonderful as sex?
>
> 40 days without food. Like the way noah lived for 900 years, right?


Jesus was both a Jew and a hippie, a kind of first century Jerry Rubin.
The difference: he was convicted by the fascist state (RIP).

Jim Offermann

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rufus <nel...@ols.net> wrote:


Say what ? :(


THX-1138

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Dick DIrt

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On Mon, 06 Jan 1997 22:08:19 GMT, corn...@bendover.com (The Great
Cornholio) wrote:

>On Mon, 06 Jan 1997 11:34:51 -0300, DXXQFNZ <dxx...@no.spam.dammit>
>wrote:
>

>there is a cowboy's sports bar and grill in Valley Ranch, near where


>Troy lives, where some of the cowboy players go to see the fans and
>eat and have a good time. I was there once having dinner and I saw
>Troy come in by himself and leave with a guy that looked a bit swishy.
>
>

>Too bad the boys lost, now they need to lose Switzer!!

No, it's too bad the dallas fans are such bandwagoners. What's up
with Lorrie Morgan and Troy. Hell they both dip.

THX-1138

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NOAH wrote:
>
> >
> >40 days without food. Like the way noah lived for 900 years, right?
> >
>
> Hey, you got a problem with that???
>
> NOAH

Just tell me your secret, man!
--
"A generation which ignores history has no past--and no future"
"If you don't like yourself, you cant like other people"
"A brute kills for pleasure. A fool kills from hate."
"You live and learn. Or you don't live long."
"Secrecy is the beginning of tyranny."
"The greatest productive force is human selfishness."
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity."

--Robert A Heinlein

NOAH

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UZOcandybabe

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On Fri, 10 Jan 1997 01:04:10 GMT, no...@vegasnet.net (Jim Offermann)
wrote:

>THX-1138 <THX-...@prodigy.net> wrote:
>
>>Jim Offermann wrote:
>
>>> There is no evidence that Jesus was a homosexual or had any interest
>>> in sex at all.
>
>
>>A man with no interest in sex. HA!
>

>That's the point. Jesus was a man with a human body exactly like you
>and me.
>The difference was that his inner spirit was so finely tuned to
>pleasing his heavenly father, that he controlled his body instead
>of his body controlling him. Another example of this was when
>Jesus went into the desert and didn't eat for 40 days. A man really
>has to be focused on his spirit instead of his body to do that.

and u were there, u coconut head!!!

jesus was a bum...even tho he did not exist, he did not even live an
exemplary life..what kind of a son of god let some kikes nail him to
across?? lazy fucking bum!!

"jesus died for me?? like he had a choice; they threw him on the
cross; he died becos he died, he did not die for anybody"
-howard stern, the king of all media!

Eric Wheelock

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In article <32d8fe87.5235464@news>, sn...@large.com (Dick DIrt) wrote:
--snipped--

>No, it's too bad the dallas fans are such bandwagoners. What's up
>with Lorrie Morgan and Troy. Hell they both dip.

So does Sandra Bullock and Monica Seles dip now too?

I'm interested....

Electricia

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On Wed, 08 Jan 1997 03:45:05 GMT, da...@bora.dacom.co.kr (Filtered) wrote:

>i don't think he had any sexual preference.

HE LOVED GOD!!!!!!!!

THX-1138

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Electricia wrote:

>
> HE LOVED GOD!!!!!!!!

If he loved god, and god was his father.. He was a homosexual incest
victim?

Hmmm
Oi
Chad

Sean

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Ok, so... is God male? if so, then, well, ummm... he was a homo!

Sean

trio...@acsu.buffalo.edu

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> >
> > HE LOVED GOD!!!!!!!!
>
> If he loved god, and god was his father.. He was a homosexual incest
> victim?


i take it you dont love your father, how sad you two cant get along.
mabye you should seek professional help, does your mother know you dont
love your father?


C'apn


Wolfgang Wuster

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On Thu, 16 Jan 1997 trio...@acsu.buffalo.edu wrote:

> i take it you dont love your father, how sad you two cant get along.
> mabye you should seek professional help, does your mother know you dont
> love your father?

I take it your Caps key is stuck, how sad you don't have the brains to
fix it. Maybe you should seek sysadmin help, does your mother know you
can't spell or write coherently?

As to ole JC, I thought the whole idea was that he had to be gay.
Otherwise, why all that fuss you Xtians made about the film "The Last
Temptation of Christ", featuring JC fantasising about bonking some broad?
I thought all the stink was caused by a bunch of Xtian homosexuals who
felt that their pin-up was being taken away from them.
--
Wolfgang Wuster

Posting from Wales, where men are men and sheep wear buttplugs


THX-1138

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trio...@acsu.buffalo.edu wrote:
>
> > >
> > > HE LOVED GOD!!!!!!!!
> >
> > If he loved god, and god was his father.. He was a homosexual incest
> > victim?
>
> i take it you dont love your father, how sad you two cant get along.
> mabye you should seek professional help, does your mother know you dont
> love your father?
>
> C'apn


We were specifically talking about ssexual love before this "loved his
father "crap came here, therefore, we can only assume the jesus loved
his father is the lustiest, sweatiest, man on man, father on son
incestuous way.

Haha
oi
Chad
(newsgroup list shortened for your pleasure)

Ben Larson

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> On Wed, 08 Jan 1997 03:45:05 GMT, da...@bora.dacom.co.kr (Filtered)
wrote:
>
> >i don't think he had any sexual preference.

If he had no sexual preference, he could not have been human. If he was not
human, he could not have died for your sins. He had to be one or the other.

--
Ben Larson
The Last Liberal in the Texas Panhandle
http://www.wtrt.net/~blarson

It continues to amaze me how those who call themselves "Christians," that
is, one who follows the teachings of Jesus Christ, can possible vote
Republican.


Steve Johnson

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In article <32E11A...@phoenix.net>, "No longer confused with a *real*
doctor" Tavish <tav...@phoenix.net> wrote:
>trio...@acsu.buffalo.edu wrote:
>>
>> > >
>> > > HE LOVED GOD!!!!!!!!
>> >
>> > If he loved god, and god was his father.. He was a homosexual incest
>> > victim?
>>
>> i take it you dont love your father, how sad you two cant get along.
>> mabye you should seek professional help, does your mother know you dont
>> love your father?
>>
>> C'apn
>
>You've got to excuse THX- he's just a mis-guided little puke but he
>isn't harmful.

You're completely harmless other than being a tacky, FAT queen. So
what's your point?

Alex Damien

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Of course Jesus was a homosexualist. What straight man would run around
with a bunch of other guys and only be quoted as saying "I love you" to
another, John.


THX-1138

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Um, what's a homosexualist?

Oi
Chad

(NGs trimmed for logial purposes)

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