ME AND RUTH
John H. Caldwell
To anyone that thinks me and Ruth are the same person i just got a
couple of words for you F U C K Y O U
Alphabet
In article <288lvp$9...@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu>, dm...@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (John H. Caldwell) writes...
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>To anyone that thinks me and Ruth are the same person i just got a
>couple of words for you F U C K Y O U
>
nyah nyah ne nyah nyah, you're the same per-son.
HEY JOHN I WANT RUTH TO SEND ME MIAL!!!!!!11!!!!CAN YUO TELL HER FOR
ME????????????????????????????????????????????
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RUTH
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Jeffrey D. Angus
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>
>
> To anyone that thinks me and Ruth are the same person i just got a
> couple of words for you F U C K Y O U
>
Those aren't words asshole, they are a collection of letters.
What you should have said was, "Fuck you" that would have worked.
Geeze, alt.tasteless is being over run by trash. At least the rest of you
can identify how we feel in Southern California now.
>
Amateur: WA6FWI@WA6FWI.#SOCA.CA.USA.NA | "It is difficult to imagine our
Internet: jan...@skyld.tele.com | universe run by a single omni-
US Mail: PO Box 4425 Carson, CA 90749 | potent god. I see it more as a
Phone: 1 (310) 324-6080 | badly run corporation."
John H. Caldwell
sure I can tell her but why don't you send her a message
why all the b's ??????????????????????
Tristan A. Farnon
> To anyone that thinks me and Ruth are the same person i just got a
> couple of words for you F U C K Y O U
I think you and Ruth are both fat.
Lenore Levine
OK, Einstein. Explain to us why you think "fat" is an insult.
You don't have to use big words, if you don't want to.
By the way, have you ever read old psychology books, like from
the 40's? They used far more picturesque words for the degree
of mental retardation than are used now (at least, in a professional
context). I remember the scale was (by descending IQ)
moron, imbecile, idiot. There were other names, too.
Does anyone else remember them? And would anyone care to
comment on where, on this scale, Tristan belongs?
Lenore
b.cat
>
>OK, Einstein. Explain to us why you think "fat" is an insult.
>You don't have to use big words, if you don't want to.
>
self-respect. These aren't necessarily bad things. You wouldn't be weight-
challenged, would you, Lenore?
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craig z.
Lenore Levine
>In article <28c3dc$9...@vixen.cso.uiuc.edu> lev...@symcom.math.uiuc.edu (Lenore Levine) writes:
>>
>>OK, Einstein. Explain to us why you think "fat" is an insult.
>>You don't have to use big words, if you don't want to.
>>
>Because it usually denotes slovenliness, self-indulgence and a general lack of
>self-respect. These aren't necessarily bad things. You wouldn't be weight-
>challenged, would you, Lenore?
Cat,
I realize people used to think that way in the fifties, sixties and
seventies. But I'm surprised you remember. Weren't you supposed to be
"chronologically challenged"?
Lenore
P.S. Have you ever thought about going to a real doctor? I mean one
who doesn't have a hunchbacked assistant named Igor?
Of course, if he created you, I can see why you stick with him out of
loyalty. Just if you want medical knowledge more recent than that
of Mary Shelley, I suggest sci.med.
P.S.S. Yeah I'm fat, I guess. I look like the healthy Eastern European
peasant my ancestors were. I realize this disqualifies me to receive
Trashcan Man's enormous choad (at least voluntarily). I'll manage
to live with this.
Charles R. Tenney
Tristan belongs out in the barn, with his arm up a cow's cunt. After all,
James Herriot has been at this calving for 12 hours, and it's time for him
to be home, with his arm up his wife's cunt. And Siegfried's passed out,
as he's been drinking since breakfast.
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Charles R. Tenney charles...@unc.edu | What would the UNC school of
| Medicine want with my opinions?
"My karma ran over my dogma." | What would I want with theirs?
Lenore Levine
>Tristan belongs out in the barn, with his arm up a cow's cunt.
Does he? If he were a veterinarian, would you trust him with
your farm animals? Wouldn't you watch carefully to make sure it was
only his *arm* he was putting up the cow's cunt?
Lenore
Bob Another beer, please Christ
>P.S.S. Yeah I'm fat, I guess. I look like the healthy Eastern European
>peasant my ancestors were.
I knew it! Thank god! I love you even more.
> I realize this disqualifies me to receive
>Trashcan Man's enormous choad (at least voluntarily). I'll manage
>to live with this.
I already sent him e-mail. He's knows that he better not mess with
you.
Forever yours,
Bob
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This person is currently under going electric shock therapy at Agnews
Developmental Center in San Jose, California. All his opinions are
static, please ignore him.
Thank you, Nurse Ratched
Ruth Warrick
Ok I will say it anybody that thinks that John and me are the sam
person fuck you. There is that better??????
Lenore Levine
>lev...@symcom.math.uiuc.edu (Lenore Levine) the love of my life wrote:
>>P.S.S. Yeah I'm fat, I guess. I look like the healthy Eastern European
>>peasant my ancestors were.
>I knew it! Thank god! I love you even more.
>Forever yours,
>Bob
Bob,
You say it's OK with you, but I know in your heart of hearts
you're disappointed.
Let me tell you the good news, though. I'm a shape changer.
I can make myself look like Paula Zahn. Or Vanna White.
Or Charo.
...Or even Liberace.
Lenore
P.S. Could someone please explain to me why it's tasteless to
love, and want to marry, a woman like Marie Curie. And it's
tasteful, and classy, to want to wake up in the
morning and see Madonna on the other side of the bed?
P.S.S. Of course, it would be very tasteless
to want to bonk Marie in the state she's in now...
Trashcan Man
>P.S.S. Yeah I'm fat, I guess. I look like the healthy Eastern European
>peasant my ancestors were. I realize this disqualifies me to receive
>Trashcan Man's enormous choad (at least voluntarily). I'll manage
>to live with this.
Oh, don't despair. I actually like 'em a little on the chunky side. Some
of the wilder girls I've dated were chunky Jews. Hell, I took a Chunky Jew
to my prom back in my high school days. So, If you're willing, I could
make the effort to show the joys of the TrashcanManTool (tm)... with Bob C's
permission, of course...
Trashcan Man.
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b.cat
>>
>>
>Ok I will say it anybody that thinks that John and me are the sam
>person fuck you. There is that better??????
No. Johnny, you'll have to try harder. You're just not convincing as a
woman. All those whiskers sticking out from underneath yer pankcake
makeup (thanks, frank) just ruin the whole disguise.
Folks, it's my firm, firm belief that this has GOT to be someone, more than
likely a Regular, fuggin' wid us all. The motive is there - if you produce
posts that read like encephalic preschoolers wrote it, shithead .edu
newbies will be discouraged from making the same mistakes. I mean, once they've
SEEN just how ugly a .frosh post can be, their higher brain functions kick
in, and they at least make an attempt to climb out of The Pit Warrick Built.
It's built in quality control. And, if you'll notice, there hasn't been
a inordinate amount of newbie crap in here (barring me) as of late. So it
kinda worked.
Ok, Weber! Time's up! come out now! (please,please,please)
Obtasteless: The Pickle Pete. Ah, the finest assemblage of Beef Lips, other
beef by-products and vinegar money can buy in a liquor store. Sausage,
Ellie Mae. I had two last evening with a fine compliment of straight ol'
Miller beer. I nearly burned a hole in the upholstery of my car seat this am. Stinky, greasy ones that hung around in my boxers all day. S'nice.
Charles R. Tenney
>
>P.S. Could someone please explain to me why it's tasteless to
>love, and want to marry, a woman like Marie Curie. And it's
>tasteful, and classy, to want to wake up in the
>morning and see Madonna on the other side of the bed?
Actually, I'd have no problem with being married to a Nobel Laureate.
Especially if she were prettier than Madonna, at least half as rich, but
with better musical sensibilities. But I'd not be so thrilled about
waking up with Madonna herself on the other side of the bed, I'd rather she
got up and left as soon as I was asleep.
>P.S.S. Of course, it would be very tasteless
>to want to bonk Marie in the state she's in now...
On the other hand, it would be convenient afterwards, to be able to walk
through the house with the lights off, just by zipping down and navigating
by the eerie, bluish light emanating from my newly-radioactive choad.
Charles R. Tenney
>
> [...]
>Ok I will say it anybody that thinks that John and me are the sam
>person fuck you. There is that better??????
Is anybody stupid enogh to beleiv that John and Ruth are differnt people if
you say so then you are a fucking lier. Don't you think someone should
visit JohnRuth with a cordless drill and FILL HIS HEAD WITH CUM?????????????
Charles R. Tenney
Sounds like the basis for the episodes that PBS would never show...
perhaps "Siegfried, Tristan, and James visit New Zealand, where they
learn some unusual techniques for applying medication to sheep."
James's wife thought the wide-top boots he brought back looked hopelessly
impractical, but whenever she mentioned that fact to him, he would only smile.
He positively grinned though, the time she remarked, "why, I believe you could
wear those boots, and there'd be room enough left for my feet too!"
Tristan A. Farnon
> tri...@west.darkside.com (Tristan A. Farnon) writes:
>
> >I think you and Ruth are both fat.
>
> OK, Einstein. Explain to us why you think "fat" is an insult.
> You don't have to use big words, if you don't want to.
>
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>
> Lenore
Clearly it's an insult because it GOT YOU FROTHIN' AWAY AT THE SNATCH.
Go home and cry yourself to sleep on your ENORMOUS PILLOW.
Lenore Levine
>In article <28cba0$k...@vixen.cso.uiuc.edu> lev...@symcom.math.uiuc.edu (Lenore Levine) writes:
>>P.S.S. Yeah I'm fat, I guess. I look like the healthy Eastern European
>>peasant my ancestors were. I realize this disqualifies me to receive
>>Trashcan Man's enormous choad (at least voluntarily). I'll manage
>>to live with this.
>Oh, don't despair. I actually like 'em a little on the chunky side. Some
>of the wilder girls I've dated were chunky Jews. Hell, I took a Chunky Jew
>to my prom back in my high school days. So, If you're willing, I could
>make the effort to show the joys of the TrashcanManTool (tm)... with Bob C's
>permission, of course...
>Trashcan Man.
OK, I promise (with Bob's permission) to experience the joys of
your throbbing ManTool. And this promise is as sincere as any I
have made on this group!
Lenore
Bob Another beer, please Christ
>Bob,
>You say it's OK with you, but I know in your heart of hearts
>you're disappointed.
One word.... Wrong.
>Let me tell you the good news, though. I'm a shape changer.
>I can make myself look like Paula Zahn. Or Vanna White.
>Or Charo.
Oh goodie.
>...Or even Liberace.
Oh GOODIE!!!
>P.S. Could someone please explain to me why it's tasteless to
>love, and want to marry, a woman like Marie Curie. And it's
>tasteful, and classy, to want to wake up in the
>morning and see Madonna on the other side of the bed?
Yeah, I'd like to know that too.
Hugh JE Davies
I think you watch too much PBS. If you must pick a "nom de plume", at
least choose one that doesn't come from an ancient, dull as ditchwater,
Brit show about vets.
Regards,
Hugh.
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Michael A. Petonic
>love, and want to marry, a woman like Marie Curie. And it's
>tasteful, and classy, to want to wake up in the
>morning and see Madonna on the other side of the bed?
'Cause Marie Curie probably wouldn't take it up the poop-chute.
>P.S.S. Of course, it would be very tasteless
>to want to bonk Marie in the state she's in now...
Uh, I guess she *WOULD*, now...
-pet-
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John H. Caldwell
w why do you think we are fat ????????????????????????/
John H. Caldwell
thankl you Lenore Bob is sure a lucky guy
Art Taylor
> Geeze, alt.tasteless is being over run by trash. At least the rest of you
> can identify how we feel in Southern California now.
Or how we feel up here in Seattle when your effete yuppies flee your smog and
high real estate costs, coming to the one decent place left in the US. You
try to fuck us over on the freeways, sodomize us with stupid worthless fucking
legislation, and drive up _our_ real esate rates. Your kids are crossed-eyed
wastes of flesh, and your wives are leather-faced and air-headed.
Welcome to Seattle, now kindly fuck off and go home.
Adam Justin Thornton
>Don't you think someone should
>visit JohnRuth with a cordless drill and FILL HIS HEAD WITH CUM?????????????
Me me me me me!
GIF! GIF! GIF!
I'd rather be vomitting blood (TM).
Adam
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Mark Pundurs
>In article <28cba0$k...@vixen.cso.uiuc.edu> lev...@symcom.math.uiuc.edu (Lenore Levine) writes:
>>P.S.S. Yeah I'm fat, I guess. I look like the healthy Eastern European
>>peasant my ancestors were. I realize this disqualifies me to receive
>>Trashcan Man's enormous choad (at least voluntarily). I'll manage
>>to live with this.
>Oh, don't despair. I actually like 'em a little on the chunky side. Some
>of the wilder girls I've dated were chunky Jews.
Chunky? Like peanut butter? Is there a creamy variety, too?
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any resemblance between my opinions and those
of Wolfram Research, Inc. is purely coincidental
James William Stepanek
>Does anyone else remember them? And would anyone care to
>comment on where, on this scale, Tristan belongs?
>
>Lenore
I would have to guess drooling mongoloid.
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Materials Science and Engineering Carnegie Mellon University
"All animals are created equal, but some are more equal than others"
George Orwell-Animal Farm
Don't Worry it was just a tactical puke.
These are my opinions and if the university had them I'd probably go into
convulsions
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Pamela Beth Ryba
>
>>In article <28cba0$k...@vixen.cso.uiuc.edu> lev...@symcom.math.uiuc.edu (Lenore Levine) writes:
>
>>>P.S.S. Yeah I'm fat, I guess. I look like the healthy Eastern European
>>>peasant my ancestors were. I realize this disqualifies me to receive
>>>Trashcan Man's enormous choad (at least voluntarily). I'll manage
>>>to live with this.
penis.
You know, I have often wondered about the terminology 'peasent stock'. I know
lots of people who claim to have come from this ancestrial soup. I wonder
what the recipe is? I can picture an enormous caldron over an open pit
with rag-wrapped feet sticking out of it, being stirred by some
Russian soldiers with pitch-forks.Farm animals stand around smirking as if
to say "Yeah, see who got the last laugh? That'll teach you for bustin' my
hump in the fuckin' fields." A small bloated baby rises to the top of the
swill and its eyes open briefly as a pitchfork pokes it back down under..
recipe?
>>Oh, don't despair. I actually like 'em a little on the chunky side. Some
>>of the wilder girls I've dated were chunky Jews.
The politically correct word for this is zoftig, if you're the Jewish
Eastern European type. Zoftig is not a bad thing because huge breasts
usually come along with the territory.
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Jeffrey D. Angus
> Ok I will say it anybody that thinks that John and me are the sam
> person fuck you. There is that better??????
Close. It is still wrong. Among other things, try 'John and I'.
While you're at it, invest a little time with your editor to make
sure your message is clear before you send it.
If you spelling, grammer and basic understanding of the english language
is this poor in real life, how did you get on Freenet? You must have had
your mother fill in the forms for you.
And apparently another set for Ruth. That way you can masturbate over the
net and save the wear and tear on her house cleaning tasks.
Michael A. Petonic
>"Tristan",
>
>I think you watch too much PBS. If you must pick a "nom de plume", at
>least choose one that doesn't come from an ancient, dull as ditchwater,
>Brit show about vets.
>
>Regards,
>
>Hugh.
I think YOU watch too much PBS. Tristan was also made fairly popular
by the German story "Tristan and Isolde".
ObTasteless: Brushing your teeth and then biting into a ThroatNugget[tm]
without realizing it.
Bob Another beer, please Christ
[ Really funny stuff deleted. Good job. ]
>The politically correct word for this is zoftig, if you're the Jewish
>Eastern European type. Zoftig is not a bad thing because huge breasts
>usually come along with the territory.
"Huge breasts?!" Oh Lenore -- Say it's true! Now I *KNOW* I love you.
I'll get the bastard tonight. Virgil, the bartender, forced me to say
in the bar and drink beer till 2 in the morn. I feel much better now.
Bob "I'm in heat now" Christ
Tristan A. Farnon
> >Tristan belongs out in the barn, with his arm up a cow's cunt.
>
> Does he? If he were a veterinarian, would you trust him with
> your farm animals? Wouldn't you watch carefully to make sure it was
> only his *arm* he was putting up the cow's cunt?
>
> Lenore
I already PUT my dick in a cow's cunt. You were real drunk.
Tristan A. Farnon
> w why do you think we are fat ????????????????????????/
w w why don't you gggget a ffucking keybboard ???????????#??????/\\
John H. Caldwell
In a previous article, bc...@world.std.com (b.cat) says:
>In article <28c3dc$9...@vixen.cso.uiuc.edu> lev...@symcom.math.uiuc.edu (Lenore Levine) writes:
>>
>>OK, Einstein. Explain to us why you think "fat" is an insult.
>>You don't have to use big words, if you don't want to.
>>
>Because it usually denotes slovenliness, self-indulgence and a general lack of
>self-respect. These aren't necessarily bad things. You wouldn't be weight-
>challenged, would you, Lenore?
>
>--
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>bc...@world.std.com, 201 ugly pounds of noise
>craig z.
>
>
I like big women. The bigger the better roll'em in flower and
head for the wet spot thats me.
Jeffrey D. Angus
> Or how we feel up here in Seattle when your effete yuppies flee your smog
> and high real estate costs, coming to the one decent place left in the US.
> You try to fuck us over on the freeways, sodomize us with stupid worthless
> fucking legislation, and drive up _our_ real esate rates. Your kids are
> crossed-eyed wastes of flesh, and your wives are leather-faced and air-
> headed.
>
> Welcome to Seattle, now kindly fuck off and go home.
Nice flame, but if it wasn't for the money flowing from California to
Washington, your entire state would have collapsed into a stinking hole
like Arkansas by now. Just think you could have provided a President
instead if you hadn't been busy sucking up all that yuppy money.
Tristan A. Farnon
My "mongoloid" isn't the ONLY thing that drools. Open wide, grad student.
Hugh JE Davies
>In article <1993Sep29....@spectrum.xerox.com> hda...@rx.xerox.com (Hugh JE Davies) writes:
>>"Tristan",
>>
>>I think you watch too much PBS. If you must pick a "nom de plume", at
>>least choose one that doesn't come from an ancient, dull as ditchwater,
>>Brit show about vets.
>>
>>Regards,
>>
>>Hugh.
>
>I think YOU watch too much PBS. Tristan was also made fairly popular
>by the German story "Tristan and Isolde".
>
Hey, douchebag, the guy's name is "Tristan Farnon". This is one of the characters
from the BBC series "All Creatures Great & Small", subsequently resold to PBS
(I assume) in order to inflict the tedium even wider.
ARTICLE
Tristan and Isolde
TEXT
{tris'-tuhn, i-sohl'-duh}
Tristan and Isolde, or Tristram and Iseult, are famous lovers
in Celtic and Arthurian legend (see ARTHUR AND ARTHURIAN
LEGEND). Tristan, nephew of King Mark of Cornwall, and Isolde,
Mark's wife, drink a love potion and become tragically enmeshed
in an adulterous passion that involves them in secrecy and
intrigue. Their story was told in the Middle Ages by the
Anglo-Norman poet Thomas (c.1170), by GOTTFRIED VON STRASSBURG
(c.1210), who inspired Richard Wagner's opera, and by Sir
Thomas Malory, in his MORTE DARTHUR, and in the 19th century by
Tennyson (in IDYLLS OF THE KING), Matthew Arnold ("Tristram and
Iseult," 1852), and Swinburne (Tristram of Lyonesse, 1882).
DAVID M. ZESMER
So it isn't even a German legend. Trust an Amer-"Yoorp? Yoorp? Where's Yoorp?"-ican
to get it wrong.
Drop your trousers, bend over, spread your scabrous butt cheecks and prepare
to receive a major clue transplant, dick-wad.
John H. Caldwell
My head is already filled with cum so how about filling Ruths
John H. Caldwell
In a previous article, pr...@bigwpi.WPI.EDU (Pamela Beth Ryba) says:
>>to...@panix.com (Trashcan Man) writes:
>>
>>>Oh, don't despair. I actually like 'em a little on the chunky side. Some
>>>of the wilder girls I've dated were chunky Jews.
>
>The politically correct word for this is zoftig, if you're the Jewish
>Eastern European type. Zoftig is not a bad thing because huge breasts
>usually come along with the territory.
>
>--
>Only an ignorant man will say "I know what * PR...@Wpi.edu
>I like and I don't like this." What he *
>really means is "I like what I know and I * "What a LUSH world!"
>don't know this." *
>
2 things I want to know Lenore how much do you weigh and
Pam have you ever been eaten
John H. Caldwell
Jeffrey would you rather suck me or eat Ruth????????
John H. Caldwell
In a previous article, tri...@west.darkside.com (Tristan A. Farnon) says:
You studder too?????????????
Brian Saunders
>
>You studder too?????????????
Go away, John.
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Brian Saunders
>
>Jeffrey would you rather suck me or eat Ruth????????
Go away, John.
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Lenore Levine
>2 things I want to know Lenore how much do you weigh and
>Pam have you ever been eaten
John,
If you need to set the oven timer, shouldn't you
find out how much *Pam* weighs?
Lenore
P.S. I want to know John have you ever been eaten?
Michael A. Petonic
>>I think YOU watch too much PBS. Tristan was also made fairly popular
>>by the German story "Tristan and Isolde".
>>
>
>Hey, douchebag, the guy's name is "Tristan Farnon". This is one of the characters
>from the BBC series "All Creatures Great & Small", subsequently resold to PBS
>(I assume) in order to inflict the tedium even wider.
>
>
>So it isn't even a German legend. Trust an Amer-"Yoorp? Yoorp? Where's Yoorp?"-ican
>to get it wrong.
>
>Drop your trousers, bend over, spread your scabrous butt cheecks and prepare
>to receive a major clue transplant, dick-wad.
Switch to decaf.
Jeffrey D. Angus
> Jeffrey would you rather suck me or eat Ruth????????
Well, considering that you're both the same person. I'd rather just beat
the living shit out of both of you with a baseball bat. ( .GIFs available
on request.)
On your grammer, you're improving. Now if you can get the sticky ? key
fixed you might even start to resemble a sentient being.
Pamela Beth Ryba
>dm...@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (John H. Caldwell) writes:
>
>
>>2 things I want to know Lenore how much do you weigh and
>>Pam have you ever been eaten
>
>John,
>
>If you need to set the oven timer, shouldn't you
>find out how much *Pam* weighs?
I laughed, I cried, I wondered where the meat thermometer would go.
ObTasteless: A Cannibal chief happens apon two of his best warriors, writhing
on the ground in pain. He asks one what his problem is."I dunno, chief, musta
been someone we ate!", he says, pointing to a pile of discarded clothes next
to a boiling cauldron. The chief goes over and inspects the clothes,
recognizing them immediately as the priestly vestments of a European
missionary." You stupid shits!", the chief says. " Of course you're sick!
You boiled him and he was a friar!"
Ruth Warrick
In a previous article, jan...@skyld.tele.com (Jeffrey D. Angus) says:
HEY LOOK I AM RUTH AND WHAT DOES THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT HAVE TO DO
WITH ME. YOU WANT TO EAT ME OR WHAT ??????
Darcy Brockbank
>
> >dm...@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (John H. Caldwell) writes:
>
> >> couple of words for you F U C K Y O U
>
> >I think you and Ruth are both fat.
>
> OK, Einstein. Explain to us why you think "fat" is an insult.
> You don't have to use big words, if you don't want to.
>
OK, Einstein, show me where the poster says he/she's insulting Ruth
and John. You're the one that assumed it's an insult, so eat
your own stereotypes, OK? Maybe he/she likes fat people, and
was giving them a compliment.
For the record, I happen to think that John and Ruth are
fraternal-incestual-siamese twins. That would explain the
typos and common grammar style, since they'd be sharing some
of the same motor skills, and their usage of language would
be influenced by common factors.
- db
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Duane Hentrich
|> P.S.S. Yeah I'm fat, I guess. I look like the healthy Eastern European
|> peasant my ancestors were. I realize this disqualifies me to receive
|> Trashcan Man's enormous choad (at least voluntarily). I'll manage
|> to live with this.
Oh Gohd, another Gabor sister.
--
d'baba Duane M. Hentrich ba...@Tymnet.Com We have yet to
learn that the thing uttered in words is not therefore affirmed. It must
affirm itself, or no forms of logic or of oath can give it evidence. The
sentence must also contain its own apology for being spoken. - R.W.Emerson
Ruth Warrick
Leave my boyfriend alone asshole.
Ruth Warrick
In a previous article, saun...@luther.che.wisc.edu (Brian Saunders) says:
Is your keyboard stuck or is that your brain ???????
Brian Saunders
>
>Leave my boyfriend alone asshole.
Go away, Ruth.
--
Brian Saunders saun...@luther.che.wisc.edu
Jeffrey D. Angus
> For the record, I happen to think that John and Ruth are
> fraternal-incestual-siamese twins. That would explain the
> typos and common grammar style, since they'd be sharing some
> of the same motor skills, and their usage of language would
> be influenced by common factors.
Geeze, that's an idea. Just like the Aesop Twins that Rodriguiz used to
do in the National Lampoon.
Duane Hentrich
|> Leave my boyfriend a lone asshole.
Why, doesn't he have one of his own?
John H. Caldwell
John H. Caldwell
In a previous article, saun...@luther.che.wisc.edu (Brian Saunders) says:
Make yourself usefull and jackoff in your hand and eat it Brian
John H. Caldwell
Lenore I have been eaten many many times. How about you????
I asked you how much you weigh because I like plump girls and
by some of the messages ive seen I take it you are overweight
right or wrong?????? I love to eat plump girls. Well i like
to eat pussy period but plump girls cum I mean come first.
Brian Saunders
>
>Make yourself usefull and jackoff in your hand and eat it Brian
So what is the big deal?
--
Brian Saunders saun...@luther.che.wisc.edu
John H. Caldwell
In a previous article, jan...@skyld.tele.com (Jeffrey D. Angus) says:
Well im damm sure you would need the ball bat
anyway is this alt.tasteless or
alt.grammer
John H. Caldwell
O God Lenore please tell me how much you weigh
Jeffrey D. Angus
> HEY LOOK I AM RUTH AND WHAT DOES THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT HAVE TO DO
> WITH ME. YOU WANT TO EAT ME OR WHAT ??????
Go home John.
John H. Caldwell
In a previous article, saun...@luther.che.wisc.edu (Brian Saunders) says:
Leave my girlfriend alone Brian
Brian Saunders
>
>Leave my girlfriend alone Brian
You don't have a girlfriend - you and Ruth are the same person.
Now go away. Isn't it obvious that nobody here wants you around?
By the way, I'm thinking of sending copies of your posts to your site
adminstrator. Not that the content bothers me, but your practice of never
editing out any of the post you are responding to is growing quite
tiresome, and in my opinion, is a perfect example of waste.
--
Brian Saunders saun...@luther.che.wisc.edu
Jeffrey D. Angus
> Well im damm sure you would need the ball bat
You're right, I sure wouldn't want to get any of you on my hands.
> anyway is this alt.tasteless or
> alt.grammer
No, it's alt.tasteless.go.away.john-ruth
John H. Caldwell
In a previous article, saun...@luther.che.wisc.edu (Brian Saunders) says:
You're right your cock probably isn't
John H. Caldwell
Art Taylor
>In a previous article, jan...@skyld.tele.com (Jeffrey D. Angus) says:
>
>>
>>In article <28dusr$e...@hebron.connected.com> ree...@hebron.connected.com writes:
>>
>> > Or how we feel up here in Seattle when your effete yuppies flee your smog
>> > and high real estate costs, coming to the one decent place left in the US.
>> > You try to fuck us over on the freeways, sodomize us with stupid worthless
>> > fucking legislation, and drive up _our_ real esate rates. Your kids are
>> > crossed-eyed wastes of flesh, and your wives are leather-faced and air-
>> > headed.
>> >
>> > Welcome to Seattle, now kindly fuck off and go home.
>>
>> Nice flame, but if it wasn't for the money flowing from California to
>> Washington, your entire state would have collapsed into a stinking hole
>> like Arkansas by now. Just think you could have provided a President
>> instead if you hadn't been busy sucking up all that yuppy money.
A) Thanks for the compliment.
B) Of course, you are wrong. Seattle is the 4th largest export site in the
country(thanks partially to the evil MicroSoft). CA has nothing to do with
our financial state. Proximity to the far east(such as it is) also helps.
Californicators are the ones trying to leech of our magnificent wonders, not
the other way around.
C) We can't provide a decent president. The major problem with this state is
that we always elect Demos that go insane as soon as they enter office.
Read anything about Mike Lowry...sheesh...and to think I voted for that
scabby mass.
D) I am hung-over(kind of, I'm still drunk from last night. Considering the
time now, I can honestly say that tequila was not a waste(JC 1800)), so I
am going now.
Brian Saunders
>
>You're right your cock probably isn't
Oh, and now we try to use the old cock-size insult.
Well, John, I'm willing to bet that my dick is bigger than yours, because
you don't have one. My guess is that you have had a sex-change operation,
and that your confusion over the whole matter is the cause of this
John/Ruth split personality.
--
Brian Saunders saun...@luther.che.wisc.edu
Bob Another beer, please Christ
> Californicators are the ones trying to leech of our magnificent wonders, not
> the other way around.
"Magnificent wonders?!" Like what for instance? The only good thing
about Washington is that it's close to Idaho.
We've got Death Valley. Not only that we share a border with Mexico.
Need I remind ther's a nice little resort city just south of San Diego
in Mexico.
Bob "Whos never been there" Christ
---
This person is currently under going electric shock therapy at Agnews
Developmental Center in San Jose, California. All his opinions are
static, please ignore him.
Thank you, Nurse Ratched
Jeffrey D. Angus
In article <295hrt$9...@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> dm...@cleveland.Freenet.Edu writes:
> ALT.TASTELESS IS MY HOME
No it isn't. We have a homeowners association here as do most condos these
days. We held a meeting and decided you weren't welcome here. So as the
old saying goes, "Pack you shit, and be outta town by sundown."
Mark Pundurs
>In article <295hrt$9...@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> dm...@cleveland.Freenet.Edu writes:
> > ALT.TASTELESS IS MY HOME
> No it isn't. We have a homeowners association here as do most condos these
> days. We held a meeting and decided you weren't welcome here. So as the
> old saying goes, "Pack you shit, and be outta town by sundown."
Or to put it another way: athlete's foot fungus thinks my toes are its
home, until I apply the Desenex of enlightenment.
--
Mark Pundurs ma...@wri.com
any resemblance between my opinions and those
of Wolfram Research, Inc. is purely coincidental
John H. Caldwell
In a previous article, saun...@luther.che.wisc.edu (Brian Saunders) says:
be my guest pussy they would not do a thing but I would find you
believe me.
John H. Caldwell
In a previous article, jan...@skyld.tele.com (Jeffrey D. Angus) says:
>
>In article <290d01$6...@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> dm...@cleveland.Freenet.Edu writes:
>
> > Well im damm sure you would need the ball bat
>Who is John-Ruth Jeffrey-cunt ????????????
>
savage pisser
>Who is John-Ruth Jeffrey-cunt ????????????
I don't know who this John-Ruth Jeffrey-Cunt is, but I bet it is one
of the very few people I would throw out of my stall.
Reminds me of an obese local failed transsexual named Timantha who
managed to seduce high-school boys with the line 'I'm really a woman,
but I can't steal enough money for a sex-change operation'.
Every one of the boys was named Mike.
There was one Mike who was real hot.
If I had the money, would have gone for him if he
hadn't polluted his man-tool with Timantha's hole. He fucked Timantha
in the back of his truck. One slight problem: Timantha had a bad case
of diarrhea. 'She' splattered him, his tool, and the entire truck.
Somehow a mutual 'friend' found out and within hours, so did most of
Binghamton.
I ran into Timantha recently. 'She' was stalking a pool table. Turned
out, Mike died last year. The tragedy is that Timantha is still alive.
John
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Brian Saunders
(John H. Caldwell) wrote:
>
> In a previous article, saun...@luther.che.wisc.edu (Brian Saunders) says:
>
>>By the way, I'm thinking of sending copies of your posts to your site
>>adminstrator. Not that the content bothers me, but your practice of never
>>editing out any of the post you are responding to is growing quite
>>tiresome, and in my opinion, is a perfect example of waste.
> be my guest pussy they would not do a thing but I would find you
> believe me.
What is so hard about finding me? All the information you need is in my
plan file. If you want to find me, hop on a plane to Madison, so I can
turn you fucking ugly wimpy pimply face into a bloody pulp. By the way, I
hope you realize that your latest round of posts have sealed you fate. Bye
bye, fuckhead.
--
Brian Saunders saun...@luther.che.wisc.edu
Bob Another beer, please Christ
[ Nothing worth repeating, as usual ]
Gimmie the little bastard's sysadmin's address. This fucker deserves
the ol' wire brush.
Lost Boy
>
>In a previous article, saun...@luther.che.wisc.edu (Brian Saunders) says:
>>By the way, I'm thinking of sending copies of your posts to your site
>>adminstrator. Not that the content bothers me, but your practice of never
>>editing out any of the post you are responding to is growing quite
>>tiresome, and in my opinion, is a perfect example of waste.
>
>believe me.
I can't believe I actually got into a flame war with this fucker.
Oh well. Every once in a while, it is *fun* to have a war of wits
with the unarmed.
Lost Boy
John H. Caldwell
In a previous article, saun...@luther.che.wisc.edu (Brian Saunders) says:
Your probably right Brian now please go away.
Can't you take a hint or are you brain dead nobody wants you here
John H. Caldwell
In a previous article, jan...@skyld.tele.com (Jeffrey D. Angus) says:
>
>In article <295hrt$9...@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> dm...@cleveland.Freenet.Edu writes:
>
> > ALT.TASTELESS IS MY HOME
>
> No it isn't. We have a homeowners association here as do most condos these
> days. We held a meeting and decided you weren't welcome here. So as the
> old saying goes, "Pack you shit, and be outta town by sundown."
>
>
>
Oh Oh I see a mistake its pack your shit not you
See what happens when you get in a hurry
John H. Caldwell
In a previous article, saun...@luther.che.wisc.edu (Brian Saunders) says:
>In article <29g3m6$s...@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu>, dm...@cleveland.Freenet.Edu
>(John H. Caldwell) wrote:
>
>>
>> In a previous article, saun...@luther.che.wisc.edu (Brian Saunders) says:
>>
>>>By the way, I'm thinking of sending copies of your posts to your site
>>>adminstrator. Not that the content bothers me, but your practice of never
>>>editing out any of the post you are responding to is growing quite
>>>tiresome, and in my opinion, is a perfect example of waste.
>
>> be my guest pussy they would not do a thing but I would find you
>> believe me.
>
>What is so hard about finding me? All the information you need is in my
>plan file. If you want to find me, hop on a plane to Madison, so I can
>turn you fucking ugly wimpy pimply face into a bloody pulp. By the way, I
>hope you realize that your latest round of posts have sealed you fate. Bye
>bye, fuckhead.
>--
>Brian Saunders saun...@luther.che.wisc.edu
>
all go soak your fuckin head