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Ubiquitous
"German police discovered a giant swastika trampled into a cornfield near
Berlin but have not been able to figure out how the banned Nazi emblem got
there," Reuters reports from Berlin.
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Ed Clarke
> http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=573&e=4&u=/nm/20030915/od_nm/germany_swastika_dc
>
> "German police discovered a giant swastika trampled into a cornfield near
> Berlin but have not been able to figure out how the banned Nazi emblem got
> there," Reuters reports from Berlin.
Look at the fucking date on that you miserable cunt! Two fucking
months ago!! Herry was right - you should be killed - or made to
marry LeeAnn.
Mr. 4X
news:bp8iqj$7nj$1...@news.utelfla.com:
>
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=573&e=4&u=/nm/2003
0915/od_nm/germany_swastika_dc
>
> "German police discovered a giant swastika trampled into a cornfield near
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So obviously no alien/'flying saucer' involvement.
Ubiquitous
: In article <bp8iqj$7nj$1...@news.utelfla.com>, Ubiquitous wrote:
:> "German police discovered a giant swastika trampled into a cornfield near
:> Berlin but have not been able to figure out how the banned Nazi emblem got
:> there," Reuters reports from Berlin.
:
: Look at the fucking date on that you miserable cunt! Two fucking
: months ago!! Herry was right - you should be killed - or made to
: marry LeeAnn.
Better late than never, Ed. Whatever became of Miss Ivanoff anyway?
Alraune
news:bqabt7$t3r$3...@news.utelfla.com...
> :> "German police discovered a giant swastika trampled into a cornfield
near
> :> Berlin but have not been able to figure out how the banned Nazi emblem
got
> :> there," Reuters reports from Berlin.
> :
> : Look at the fucking date on that you miserable cunt! Two fucking
> : months ago!! Herry was right - you should be killed - or made to
> : marry LeeAnn.
>
> Better late than never, Ed. Whatever became of Miss Ivanoff anyway?
>
Oddly enough, she was also trampled in a cornfield by Nazis.
Alraune
Jonathan Nature Boy Blaque
> ... Whatever became of Miss Ivanoff anyway?
I dunno, Weber, but if Herry ever makes it back to the
States, I'll be the first MFer to lay down my $60 pay-
per-per-view fee to watch him rip you limb from limb
live in a barb-wired ring.
Cheers!
Nature Boy (II)
If I Could Flee Like Mike
"Nobody forgets where he buried the hatchet."
- Kin Hubbard, Abe Martin's Broadcast, 1930
ObT: Paying a premium to watch Herry eat Weber's
entrails in the middle of the ring (colon first).
ObT2: Paying an additional fee to watch the post-fight
interview with Weber's parents.
ObSucker: I actually paid $60 to watch Mike Tyson
chase Micheal Spinks around a ring for 50 seconds
before blasting the poor sot into boxing oblivion.
... last PPV I've ever paid for.
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Bill Harzia
Boy" Blaque) said:
>web...@polaris.net wrote:
>
>> ... Whatever became of Miss Ivanoff anyway?
>
>I dunno, Weber, but if Herry ever makes it back to the
>States, I'll be the first MFer to lay down my $60 pay-
>per-per-view fee to watch him rip you limb from limb
>live in a barb-wired ring.
Put me down for a ringside seat as well. I can't think of a better
way to spend $60.
And speaking of beatings torture and other such adult fun and games,
did any other UK ATer see the Undercover in Iran programme on Channel
4 last night?
The descriptions of the tortures used, often descibed by the victims
themselves, were suitably toe curling. One that Vomit boy would
definately not be up for was the CocaCola - a bottle would be jammed
up your arse. The Lucky Contestant who described this winced with the
pain of picking over a scabbed memory. The same bloke said that they
also flogged the soles of his feet until "I could feel it in my
balls". Hmm, ouch.
Other highlights included film of a stoning. The victims were buried
up to the waist and bagged in a white sack. Once planted a baying mob
of several hundred folks would start lobbing fist sized rocks at the
poor bastards. There's nothing like seeing a mob in action - a
screaming, shouting entity whipped up into a hate filled rage. Each
and everyone of these hate filled chimps no doubt pleased as punch
that they are doing the hurling and not the dieing - for today, at
least.
Moving on, some chap had his right eye removed and we were treated to
a loving close up of the gloopy mess afterwards. We were then told
the machine for cutting off hands apparently doesn't always work first
time. The viewer was then treated to a few seconds of this chap
waving a rather floppy hand around while he grimaced in pain.
The religious loons responsible for this lunacy decided that men
shouldn't have all the fun so next up was a woman being hanged, or
rather lynched, for buying drugs. What drugs we weren't told. Next
shot was a group lynching - several construction cranes were in a
large open area - each with a body dangling from its boom.
A segment of the programme also dealt with the recent student unrest.
A tour of one of the university buildings was a bit like the scene out
of Jacobs Ladder when he's taken into hospital after being mugged by
Santa. Pools of blood in corners, messy splotches on walls where
someone left their brains and quite strikingly, a single bed which was
almost entirely bright red with fresh blood.
Book now to avoid disappointment. The Prophet, of course, smiles upon
those who proffer dollars.
For those who will try to write their travel memoirs of Iran,
the kindness of Iranians will form a recurrent theme in
addition to the appreciation of things seen.
http://www.salamiran.org/CT/Tourism/
Dave
--
What? What are you saying? Are you saying your
terrapin should eat worms out of my dog's ass?
- Roy Orbison
KK
> Mexico City policia have one called the Bubble-Up; a soda would be
> shaken and opened, then jammed under your nose so the foam goes into
> your sinuses. I think I'd rather have that than the Coca Cola.
Fizz in your sinuses as police torture? What comes next, a wedgie and an
indian burn?
ObTastelessDejaVu: Reading the Wal-Mart DVD tastelessness, then coming
across this gem at Dave Hall's tasteless archive:
Crato deFrog
news:pan.2003.12.03....@furburger.net:
> On Wed, 03 Dec 2003 21:17:48 +0000, wrote:
>
>> Mexico City policia have one called the Bubble-Up; a soda would be
>> shaken and opened, then jammed under your nose so the foam goes into
>> your sinuses. I think I'd rather have that than the Coca Cola.
I don't know why, but this reminded me of something that I found
entertaining on the TeeVee last night (Mega Machines /USA).
It looks like the Rodex 4000 now has some competition. The newest craze
in Prarie Dog removal is a giant vacuum cleaner. They stick the hose into
the burrow and suck the little buggers out. The film taken from inside
the tank was fairly entertaining. Cute little rodents flipping through
the air and slamming into the padded foam rear end of the tank. Why Coco
Cola made me think of this? Damn'fino... Brain damage, I guess. Keep an
eye out for it though. Confused and angry Prarie Dogs are kind of
entertaining.
Yeah, I need a fucking life.
Crato
<Nobt, but at least I get to spend today standing outside in freezing
rain>
Ubiquitous
: Fizz in your sinuses as police torture? What comes next, a wedgie and an
: indian burn?
I myself find the Indian (not the American ones) concept of inserting
a hot chili or two up the ares amusing. Fire in the hole!
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Ubiquitous
: On Wed, 03 Dec 2003 16:33:25 -0500, KK <REMOVE_k...@furburger.net>
: wrote:
:> Fizz in your sinuses as police torture? What comes next, a wedgie and an
:> indian burn?
:
: I read it in a Joseph Wambaugh novel, it sounded surprisingly painful.
I'm sure anyone who has laughed so hard his soda came out his nose or puked
up soda can testify to the painfulness of it, but it seems like a lot of
work for a relatively small payoff to me.
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Ubiquitous
: On Fri, 5 Dec 2003 12:26:52 +0000 (UTC), web...@polaris.net (Ubiquitous)
: wrote:
:> I'm sure anyone who has laughed so hard his soda came out his nose or puked
:> up soda can testify to the painfulness of it, but it seems like a lot of
:> work for a relatively small payoff to me.
:
: I guess they were worried about leaving bruises.
I hear the ol' grapefruit-in-a-pillow-case trick keeps those incriminating
bruises from showing, but I am guessing citrus is a rarity there.
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Dave Garrett
> The Vyrdolak < <#@$.*>> wrote:
> : On Fri, 5 Dec 2003 12:26:52 +0000 (UTC), web...@polaris.net (Ubiquitous)
> : wrote:
> :> I'm sure anyone who has laughed so hard his soda came out his nose or puked
> :> up soda can testify to the painfulness of it, but it seems like a lot of
> :> work for a relatively small payoff to me.
> :
> : I guess they were worried about leaving bruises.
>
> I hear the ol' grapefruit-in-a-pillow-case trick keeps those incriminating
> bruises from showing, but I am guessing citrus is a rarity there.
Lilly: You hit a person with the oranges wrapped in a towel. They get
big ugly-looking bruises. But they don’t really get hurt, not if you do
it right. It’s for working scams against insurance companies.
Bobo: And if you do it wrong?
Lilly: It can louse up your insides. You can get pe, pe ... pe, pe, pe
... pe, pe, pe....
Bobo: What?
Lilly: Permanent damage.
Bobo: You’ll never shit right again.
--Donald Westlake and Stephen Frears, screenplay to _The Grifters_
Ubiquitous
: In article <brcttp$1f4$2...@news.utelfla.com>, web...@polaris.net says...
:> I hear the ol' grapefruit-in-a-pillow-case trick keeps those incriminating
:> bruises from showing, but I am guessing citrus is a rarity there.
:
: [ Grifters quote ]
I heard somewhere one can get seriously injured if one doesn't use his
cat-o-nine-tails and other S&M "toys" correctly either, but that might
have just been a sales pitch from these people pushing a DIY class.