Squicking ?

[Matthew Harelick]

I've heard it said that squicking is one of those activities that people
do not talk about in a public forum. As such I was wondering if anyone here
would like to state for the record what it is.

Thank you

[Geoff Miller]

In article <1991Apr22.1...@njitgw.njit.edu> ma...@mars.njit.edu
(Matthew Harelick) writes:

"Squicking" is what it's called when you drill a hole in the
top of somebody's cranium, then fuck their brains. The name
comes from the resulting sound produced by the suction created
by one's throbbing, engorged member as it penetrates deeper and
deeper; this phenomenon is a relative of the pussy fart, in fact:

"squick squick squick squick"

"Ah, ah, ah-ah-AAHHHHHHHH!"

It lends a whole new dimension to the term "mindfuck."

The downside of this activity -- asider from possible legal
complications -- is that one must take time afterward to
wipe the gray matter off of one's shlong, plus whatever
might've slopped over onto one's nutsack. But, as every
gourmet chef knows, the cleanup following the creation of a
masterpiece is but a small price to pay.

"Masturbation means never having to say, 'Nice doggie!'"

Geoff

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[Jakob Ilves]

In <64...@male.EBay.Sun.COM> geo...@purplehaze.EBay.Sun.COM (Geoff Miller) writes:

>In article <1991Apr22.1...@njitgw.njit.edu> ma...@mars.njit.edu
>(Matthew Harelick) writes:

[ Some lines with ... er... INTRESTING? description deleted... ]

> The downside of this activity -- asider from possible legal
> complications -- is that one must take time afterward to
> wipe the gray matter off of one's shlong, plus whatever
> might've slopped over onto one's nutsack. But, as every

If one uses rubber the cleaning gets LOTS easier.
Also don't have to worry about AIDS :)

[... Rest deleted...]

>Geoff

Me? Jakob Ilves? Oh no! Somebody else wrote this! HONEST!! :).

[Robert J. Kudla]

Wow, I'm impressed, it's *not* another green golf ball joke! :)

Robert Jude Kudla <ku...@rpi.edu>

No more bars! No more cages! Just rollerskating, disco music, and
the occasional light show....

[Nadja Adolf]

In article <1991Apr22.1...@njitgw.njit.edu> ma...@mars.njit.edu (Matthew Harelick) writes:

>Thank you

One thing I can say is that you have to go to Omaha to have it done right.

Naja Naja

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