Basically, the Lolita Method is very simple if you remember
some key points. To further simplify things, we've divided these
points into five categories ... Who, What, Where, How and Why. If you
ask yourself these questions when you come across potential prey, you
will be able to successfully determine the situation and your chances
at scoring a successful kill.
Who Are You?
As we alluded to earlier, Lolitas can generally be divided up
into seven categories:
1. The Stoner or Burn-out
2. The Gold Digger
3. The Average Girl
4. The Romantic Artist
5. The Blessed Virgin
6. The Ugly Girl
7. The Sex Freak
Humberts, on the other hand, can be divided up into seven
corresponding roles:
1. The "Man"
2. Mr. Money Bags
3. Dream Lover
4. The Poet
5. The Prophet
6. Father Knows Best
7. John Stud
The secret to the Lolita Method is being able to quickly
analyze your prey and then shift your own personality to a
corresponding role. Of course, not all Lolitas conveniently allow
themselves to be pigeon-holed into one category.
For instance, an Ugly Girl might also be a Romantic Artist or
a Burn Out or a Sex Freak. When this happens, you need to mix and
match your own roles to correspond to her different personality types.
(A lot more on this later). To begin with, however, we are going to
cover the basic Lolitas and their respective weaknesses. So pay
attention ...
The Stoner or Burn-Out
Demographic: Prime Age Range ... 13-17
Degree of Attractiveness ... Scuzzy to Stunning
Sexual Satisfaction Level ... High
Kill Ratio ... High Yield / 75 - 90%
Best Approach ... Stranger
Worst Approach ... Teacher
Favorite Hang Outs ... Malls/the Streets
Your Role ... "The Man"
Like her name implies, Stoner Lolita is motivated by drugs.
She's a rebel, the most likely girl to drop her drawers at the drop of
a hat (or in this case a drop of acid). She likes getting high and
feeling worldly, like she's all "grown up." She likes guys who are
dangerous and can give her and her friends what they want.
Having an older "boyfriend" is a mark of status among stoner
girls, and a fourteen year old Burn-out who can boast a relationship
with a man in his thirties will be the envy of all her friends. This
in mind, she won't mind being treated like dirt some of the time (she
almost expects it).
When you fuck her, give it to her hard. Be domineering and
masterful. Assert your age and experience. If she's hooked on your
cock and your drugs, she'll shut up and take it like the good little
slut she is. But, whatever you do, don't get her really pissed off at
you because stoners are the type of bitches who can become your worst
nightmare.
Most of your psychotic, violent Lolitas are Burn-outs.
They're used to acting tough, and they don't like to be crossed. If
she's a hard core stoner, it's a good bet that she'll have access to
guns as well as psychotic, sociopath stoner boys who just might want
to score some points in their crowd by setting fire to your house or
cutting the brake cables on your car.
Although Burn-out girls are the most dangerous Lolitas to mess
with, they are also the Lolitas with the highest kill probability.
They are eager to fuck older guys, and when you do get them in your
power they will screw your brains out.
Stoners also tend to brag about their older men to their
little friends. This often paves the way for other stoner cunts to
come knocking at your door. A steady supply of drugs will almost
insure their cooperation in kinkier and kinkier forms of sex.
Burn-outs are likely to go down on their little girlfriends and engage
in group sex when under the influence, and they will almost always
take it up the ass if sufficiently stoned.
Stoner girls can be found at shopping malls, game rooms, pool
halls, and anywhere else that teens hang out. They usually congregate
in large groups and they are not shy about approaching you and asking
you "what's up?" (a clear indication they are looking to score some
drugs).
A distinct subculture of Burn-outs can be found wandering
inner city streets searching for drugs (usually crack) or the money to
buy it. These little "strawberry" stoners generally hang out on
street corners and will attempt to make eye contact with passing cars.
Your best approach with any type of stoner girl (if you can
pull it off) is to look tough and dangerous. These cunts tend to like
leather jackets, and if you can pull off a biker or punk look this
will immediately classify you as "cool".
If you're too old to come across as a desperado type, at least
look slick enough to pass as a criminal of some sort. A nice car will
make a good impression, as will nice clothes and a well kept but
somewhat grungy appearance. You can also score points by being
familiar with heavy metal music and the latest trends like body
piercing, tattoos and unique haircuts (shaved heads, pony tails, etc.)
If you are cruising the local shopping mall or game parlor for
suburban Burn-outs, the best thing to do is hang back for awhile and
get a handle on the situation. Not all girls in these places are
stoner, and being able to distinguish between Average Girls and
Burn-outs will only save you time ands energy.
If you see a group of loud boisterous teenage girls
approaching people and talking to them, it's a good chance they are
trying to score some drugs. Observe who they are talking to and the
response they receive. Try to overhear what they are talking about.
If you hear words like "stoned" or "pot" or "wasted", it's a pretty
safe bet these girls are doable.
Once you've determined the girls are bona fide, wait until one
or two of them separate from the pack, approach and ask: "What's going
on?" You want to avoid encountering the entire group at once. These
girls are very conscious about looking "cool" in front of the group,
and chances are if an older man approaches while they are congregating
with a large group they will be sarcastic and bitchy towards him.
If the prey you approach is trying to score, you'll be able to
recognize this immediately. In answer to your opening line ("What's
going on?") the response will be something like "Not much. What's up
with you?" ... or something to that effect.
If you get a straightforward "Fuck off," don't split right
away. Say something like: "Hey, I'm sorry. I thought maybe you were
looking to get something." If your prey doesn't warm up after this,
take off and move onto another group. Persistency will only mark you
as a loser.
Once you've established positive contact, it's time to get to
work. Make sure you have drugs on you. Bullshit won't work with
these chicks. They'll spot a fake a mile away. Remember, the way to
a stoner girl's pussy is through her "high." That's what she wants.
If you can't provide that, then you may as well forget it.
Generally, once you've established contact, business moves
away to a secluded spot ... a back parking lot, a dark corner. By now
Lolita will have rounded up one or two more friends for support, and
you'll be dealing with the whole group. Don't lose your cool.
At this time, size up the group for the one most likely to
put out; generally she's the one who seems the most talkative, the
most eager for the drugs, and the most adventuresome. Try making eye
contact to let her know you find her attractive. Direct the
conversation to her. Let her know she's the one you're interested in
dealing with.
Once you've shown them the drugs, cut to the chase
immediately. Tell them they can have what they want in exchange for
some pussy. Be blunt. If you haven't determined your most likely
candidate, now is the perfect time. With a good buzz on the line,
she'll step forward and take charge of the situation.
If no one comes forward or they start freaking out, tell them
to "fuck off" and leave immediately. Three out of four times, if you
lay your cards on the table without a lot of bullshit, they'll keep
talking to you, trying to figure out what your game is.
When they finally realize you're after their pussies and not
their money, they'll either play along or tell you to fuck off.
Generally, if they're interested, they'll try to start negotiating ...
a blow-job for this, a hand job for that.
Make it clear, you don't care how they split it up among
themselves. You're willing to trade the drugs for some pussy. At
this time, one of them usually volunteers. Now comes the important
part, the part where you avoid getting ripped off.
Don't give them the drugs until you've gotten some pussy in
return. A safe bet is to give the group a portion of the drugs as a
sign of good faith, but only after you've been allowed to feel some
tit or at least see some nipple.
Now is the time to size up the situation. If all you think
you can get is a blow job in the front seat of the car, then take what
you can get and don't push it. If the chemistry is flowing and things
seem cool, invite them back to your place where you have plenty of
drugs and booze. Make a party out of it.
If you're a married guy with a home life, get a room at one of
your town's no-tell motels. Having this set up in advance is a
definite plus. If everything goes great, you might even be able to
fuck more than one of the girl. But don't push it.
First encounters are crucial. You want to appear like a
"cool" older guy, not a dirty old man. If you start treating suburban
Burn-outs like whores or porno actresses, they'll turn you into the
cops so fast it will make your head swim.
If you come across as a cool guy who likes to party after your
initial encounter, you are almost ensured of repeat performances.
Find out where they hang out and cruise by again in couple of weeks or
so. Or, if things are really cool, give them a pager number or a
private phone number. Sometimes they'll even give you their phone
numbers.
The important thing is to keep the drugs coming. If they can
count on you to be "the Man," they'll stay in touch. As we said
before, your goal here is to become "the Man" -- the cool, older guy
who can set them up with drugs and fuck their little brains out to
boot. If you handle this successfully, your reputation will spread,
and pretty soon you'll have scores of suburban Burn-out Lolitas
beating down your door.
Inner city "strawberry" stoners require a little different
approach. On the plus side, if contact is established, you are almost
always sure of scoring. Strawberries will approach you. They are
looking for drugs and/or money to buy drugs, and they are more than
willing to exchange sex for their needs.
Generally, you'll be able to spot a strawberry stoner from a
mile off. If you're cruising the inner city streets, she will peer
into your car window and make eye contact. Some even wave.
They are whores in training, and much of the same etiquette
applies to strawberries as it does to your average streetwalker. Be
aware of your surroundings. Don't stop and talk to a teenage girl if
there's a line of traffic behind you, or a cop parked across the
street.
The success rate with inner-city strawberry stoners is so high
that the whole process almost seems to good to be true. Please keep
some things in mind, however. These girls fuck anybody. VD and AIDS
follow these "forbidden" cunts wherever they go (especially the ones
who shoot up).
So play the odds. Try and choose the youngest, freshest
looking ones. You'd be amazed how young you can find them. One of
the authors has scored inner-city, strawberry stoners as young as
eleven on the streets of his home town's near west side. Believe us,
they're out there just looking for it.
But be careful. "Forbidden" pussy is almost worth dying for,
but not quite.
Once you've made contact, the inner city stoner will most
likely hop in your car where business will be conducted in a
straightforward fashion. The younger she is, the less chance she's a
cop or a plant, although we have heard of vice using underage girls to
entrap johns on more than one occasion.
The usual rules of thumb apply to strawberries as to regular
streetwalkers. You show me yours, I'll show you mine. If she starts
the ball rolling, you can be assured she's not a cop, or if she is the
charges will never stick.
Overall, use your common sense when dealing with inner city
stoner girls. Don't give them drugs or money until you've gotten
something in return. If things work out, they'll often ask you for
your number or let you know how to get in touch with them. For extra
money or drugs, they will often find other girls just like them for
threesomes or other kinky encounters.