penises
Gribbett Schnibbett
(cupid's six-guns) writes:
>receptacle? the very fact that men would do such
>a thing implies, to me, that they are less evolved
>than women, simply because most women are generally
>able to control their own biological urges until the
>arrival on the scene of a suitable member of the
>appropriate species. even those women one hears of
>who are unable to wait for a reasonable partner at
>least choose items from the vegetable kingdom,
>rather than the mineral. unless one favors cacti,
>it is unlikely that a person would be maimed by the
>application of a banana or squash to one's genitals,
>while a combine harvester, on the other hand, seems
>an obviously bad choice.
>
>this is high comedy, folks.
A girl in my town got a frozen banana stuck in her pussy and had to have it
removed at the hospital. Now that was high comedy! You don't see things like
that happening to the fellows. Obviously we are more evoluted because we don't
have an orifice where things get caught and build up and smell like bad tuna.
--
Righteous and the Wicked
Joshua Geller
>A girl in my town got a frozen banana stuck in her pussy and had to have it
>removed at the hospital. Now that was high comedy! You don't see things
>like that happening to the fellows. Obviously we are more evoluted because
>we don't have an orifice where things get caught and build up and smell like
>bad tuna.
try not to be stupider than absolutely necessary; on two consecutive nights
at an emergency room at a trauma center in a great metropolitan area of
the united states of america two (2) men were brought in (one each night)
one with a running vibrator and the other with a can of spray deoderant
imbedded in their respective colonic passageways. I personally
witnessed this.
the guy with the deoderant can said he 'didn't have any idea' how it had
gotten there.
josh
Ben Fulton
>the guy with the deoderant can said he 'didn't have any idea' how it had
>gotten there.
I know.
But I'm not telling...
ben
ful...@copper.ucs.indiana.edu
right here, right now
there is no other place I'd rather be!
Chris D Paulse
once which was a series of reprints from the British Medical Journal documenting
a series of cases of males who managed to get their penis stuck in the tube
of a vacuum cleaner. As I remember, one of them used the excuse that he was
vacuuming the stairs in his dressing gown, and fell in such a way that the
hose "grabbed" his member. I can't remember any of the others, but I don't
think the explainations were as imaginative.
Scott M Hampton
Total failure of the imagination circuits. Think of all the way cool stuff
that gets hauled out of the back door to Venuses (sp?) Temple. Amazing!
Light bulbs and gerbils and carrots and spoons and screwdrivers and dildos
and even frozen banannas! And after a little time in that special warm
cavity, they have a wonderfully warm and aromatic appeal far beyond the mild
thrill obtained from inhaling fish fumes. And the gustatory experience of a
properly marinated fruit salad and fart-steamed vegetables.....ahhh.
Damn, I'm hungry! Must be lunch time again!
--
Scott M. Hampton (aka Woulffe) sham...@jarthur.claremont.edu
/* What in the hell am I doing out of bed? */
Gene Moreau
>wald...@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu (Gribbett Schnibbett) writes:
[Frozen Banana story deleted]
>try not to be stupider than absolutely necessary; on two consecutive nights
>at an emergency room at a trauma center in a great metropolitan area of
>the united states of america two (2) men were brought in (one each night)
>one with a running vibrator and the other with a can of spray deoderant
>imbedded in their respective colonic passageways. I personally
>witnessed this.
I would still like to know how the people in the 'strange things found in
warm places' list got alot of that stuff up there, some of the things seem
like it would be an anotomical impossibility to get it up your bum hole.
For example the two (2) 300 watt G.E. Light bulbs(one frosted and one not)
Some of the things were rather gross, as I'll let you decide for you self
as I"m going to post it here.
___________________________________________________________
Excerpted from:
Rectal foreign bodies: Case reports and a comprehensive review of
the world's literature
D.B. Busch, Ph.D., M.D., and J.R. Starling, M.D.
in the Journal of Surgery, 1986.
Abstract
The surgical management of two patients presenting with
incarcerated, apparently self-inserted foreign bodies is
reported. The large volume of prior literature on this subject is
reviewed, with a tabluation of 182 previous cases by type and
number of objects recovered and with a discussion of patients'
age distribution, history, complications, and prognosis.
Management problems addressed include history, differential
diagnosis of reported pruitis ani, and handling of suspected
assault.
Case 1.
A 39-year-old married white male lawyer presented with a
self-inserted perfume bottle in his rectum that he was unable to
remove using various objects, including a back scratcher. He had
inserted this bottle on previous occasions. Edema of the rectum
and sigmoid colon precluded the successful manual removal of the
object in the emergency room. ... The 3 by 17 cm object, "Impulse
Body Spray," was removed manually after a spinal anesthetic.
Table I. Previously reported recovered foreign bodies
Glass or ceramic
Bottle or jar 31
Bottle with attached rope 1
Glass or cup 12
Light bulb 7
Tube 6
Total 57
Food
Apple 1
Banana 2
Carrot 4
Cucumber 3
Onion 2
Parsnip 1
Plantain (with condom) 1
Potato 1
Salami 1
Turnip 1
Zucchini 2
Total 19
Wooden
Ax handle 1
Stick or broom handle 10
Miscellaneous or unspecified 3
Total 14
Sexual device
Vibrator 23
Dildo 15
Total 38
Kitchen device
Dull knife* 1
Ice pick 1
Knife sharpener 1
Mortar pestle 2
Spatula (plastic) 1
Spoon 1
Tin cup 1
Total 8
Miscellaneous tools
Candle 1
Flashlight 2
Iron rod 1
Pen 2
Rubber tube 1
Screwdriver 1
Toothbrush 1
Wire spring 1
Total 10
Inflated device
Balloon 1
Balloon attached to cylinder 1
Condom 1
Total 3
Ball
Baseball 2
Tennis ball 1
Total 3
Miscellaneous containers
Baby powder can 1
Candle box 1
Snuff box 1
Total 3
Miscellaneous
Bottle cap** 1
Cattle horn 3
Frozen pig's tail 1
"Kangaroo tumor"*** 1
Plastic rod 1
Stone 2
Toothbrush holder 1
Toothbrush package 1
Whip handle 2
Total 13
Grand total 168 cases
Collections (one case of each)
2 Glass tubes
72 1/2 Jeweler's saw****
Oil can with potato stopper
Piece of wood, peanut**
Umbrella handle and enema tubing
2 Glasses
Phosohorous matchends (homicide)
402 Stones
Toolbox*****
2 Bars soap
Beer glass and preserving pot
Lemon and cold cream jar
2 Apples
Spectacles, suitcase key, tobacco pouch, and magazine
Total 14 collection, with approximately 500 objects
* Patient complained of "knife-like pain"
** Cannot exclude ingestion
*** Unique case of pedunculated perianal skin tumor habitually
inserted into rectum
**** Multiple episodes of perirectal self-insertion
***** Inside a convict; contained saws and other items usable in
escape attempts
--
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University of Manitoba | a one iron."
Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada | - Once struck golfer, Lee Trevino, on hownot
ummo...@ccu.umanitoba.ca | to get struck by lightning.
Jennifer Cox
Gastrointestinal Endoscopy and there was a X-ray picture of a man with
an unbrella in in rectum. It looked to go always the way through the
sigmoid all the way to the transverse.
They also told of patients in mental institutions that they routinly re
removed toothbrushes from their stomachs.
Quite interesting reading.
Jennifer
Vernon H Harmon
I was just reading some of these "so-and-so got such-and-such stuck in
a such-and-such" stories and I remembered one that my SO told me.
Evidently while she was in high school, a number of her friends made it
a practice to go tipping cows after getting sloshed (which, I
understand, is the only *proper* way to tip cows). In the course of
doing so, said friends came into contact with various other farm
animals, and apparently during one of their tipping sessions decided to
bet one of their number that he wouldn't fuck one of the pigs. Of
course, the guy was so trashed that he went for it. He stuck his dick in
the pig and apparently the pig's vagina seized up from the forced entry
(do pigs go into estrous?). Everyone laughed their asses off and left
him there. Eventually someone had to give the pig a shot (a muscle
relaxant, I think) so the guy could get his dick out. I don't remember
if it was one of the "friends" who administered the shot, but I find it
extremely doubtful.
--Vernon.
Gerald Oskoboiny
[...]
>Sexual device
> Vibrator 23
> Dildo 15
> Total 38
What, no butt-harps?
--
Gerald
Coady Michael
be surgically removed from patients rectums. A friend of mine was
a clinician here in Montreal and she did extra work in emergency rooms
to make money. One time everyone got called over to a new patient,
who had managed to insert eggbeaters up his butt and had found that
they were a lot easier to put in than to take out. I don't know...
maybe the recipe called for chocolate?
Mike the .Sigless
Doctor Dendrite
> Speaking of things in strange places. I was reading a book on
> Gastrointestinal Endoscopy and there was a X-ray picture of a man with
> an unbrella in in rectum.
Open or closed?
--
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Mark-Jason Dominus m...@central.cis.upenn.edu
bill coderre
All I want to say, indeed, all I have to say about this subject is
that for some time Hustler magazine used to run X-Rays of these, er,
predicaments.
mr HEINOUS
mumbling about the lack of proper research before posting
Nick Haines
case of a length of knotted washing line and about 2 ounces of
peanuts.
Don't have a medical journal with this in, though.
Nick Haines ni...@cs.cmu.edu
Otto Slugworth
>wald...@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu (Gribbett Schnibbett) writes:
>
>>A girl in my town got a frozen banana stuck in her pussy and had to have it
>>removed at the hospital. Now that was high comedy! You don't see things
>>like that happening to the fellows. Obviously we are more evoluted because
>
>try not to be stupider than absolutely necessary; on two consecutive nights
>at an emergency room at a trauma center in a great metropolitan area of
>the united states of america two (2) men were brought in (one each night)
>one with a running vibrator and the other with a can of spray deoderant
>imbedded in their respective colonic passageways. I personally
>witnessed this.
>
>the guy with the deoderant can said he 'didn't have any idea' how it had
>gotten there.
Gentlemen:
There are several documented cases of men coming to emergency rooms to have
Barbie Dolls [tm] removed from their rectums. ('Rectum? Damn near killed
'em!--sorry). It seems they were inserted head first with the arms angled
downwards (BIG MISTAKE!!!!).
All of these men claimed that their daughters had carelessly left the dolls
in the bathtub and blah blah blah... ('Yeah, in the bathtub...that's the
ticket...')
Next time I'll tell you all about men who insert glass rods up their
urethras and accidentally break them.
BTW: I don't want anyone to get the impression that these topics are of
any interest to me whatsoever. *Ugh* Disgusting! *shivver*
oops! forgot to change my .sig -- DAMN!
--
Rigler "The footoe of a man is not the same as the footoe of a boy
...there is cutting...and much blood" -Kunta Kinte
isds22...@memstvx1.memst.edu
Forgive my ignorance, but what is a butt harp? Is it kind of like
a kazoo ? I think it would be funny to put a kazoo up your arse after
you had eaten some beans and downed a six-pack. You could have a
little concert and serenade your girlfriend. Hell she could do it too,
and you could play a duet....
Later...
-J.D. (the Lynch Man)
Interpol
In the medical class one year ahead of us, in their Gross Anatomy dissection
lab, one group found a little GI Joe army man in their cadaver's uterus.
Needless to say, they were a little surprised. Here's my guesses as to why it
was is there:
1. Cheap thrills.
2. The person died while pregnant.
3. It's a tumor.
Any other possibilities?
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> Forgive my ignorance, but what is a butt harp? Is it kind of like
> a kazoo ? I think it would be funny to put a kazoo up your arse after
> you had eaten some beans and downed a six-pack. You could have a
> little concert and serenade your girlfriend. Hell she could do it too,
> and you could play a duet....
>
> Later...
> -J.D. (the Lynch Man)
>
The 'butt harp' is a device used by homosexuals to play a dirge
for their gerbils after use in certain sexual practices..
-djk ;)
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> inte...@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Interpol) writes:
>
>>In the medical class one year ahead of us, in their Gross Anatomy dissection
>>lab, one group found a little GI Joe army man in their cadaver's uterus.
>>Needless to say, they were a little surprised. Here's my guesses as to why it
>>was is there:
>
>>1. Cheap thrills.
>
>>2. The person died while pregnant.
>
>>3. It's a tumor.
>
>>Any other possibilities?
>
>
> Was there any fishing line attached???
>
> An idea
> -Nick
Wanted to create Viet Nam G.I. Joe (all covered with blood n' stuff >-)
Mike
Mitch Davis
>How about the cases of objects retrieved from bladders? I recall one
>case of a length of knotted washing line and about 2 ounces of
>peanuts.
Someone must have kicked him in the nuts.....
Mitch.
Peter Bell
>inte...@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Interpol) writes:
>
>>lab, one group found a little GI Joe army man in their cadaver's uterus.
>>Needless to say, they were a little surprised. Here's my guesses as to why it
>>was is there:
>
>>1. Cheap thrills.
>
>>2. The person died while pregnant.
>
>>3. It's a tumor.
>How about a DIY (do it yourself) home implanted IUD???
>Was there any fishing line attached???
>
>An idea
>-Nick
also, could it have been a practical joke played by one of the med students
on his lab group?
Peter
Interpol
>
>How about a DIY (do it yourself) home implanted IUD???
>Was there any fishing line attached???
>
>An idea
>-Nick
I didn't check for any fishing line, but that's a DAMN good possibility.
Interpol
>
>>How about a DIY (do it yourself) home implanted IUD???
>>Was there any fishing line attached???
>>
>
>on his lab group?
Nope, I was there when the uterus was being dissected, and it was also
witnessed by some lab TAs. The crazy thing was definitely found inside the
uterus; the slime and smell of the thing also contributed to its validity.
Nick
>1. Cheap thrills.
>Any other possibilities?
How about a DIY (do it yourself) home implanted IUD???
Was there any fishing line attached???
An idea
-Nick
Bill Grosso
>In the medical class one year ahead of us, in their Gross Anatomy dissection
>lab, one group found a little GI Joe army man in their cadaver's uterus.
>Needless to say, they were a little surprised. Here's my guesses as to why it
> [guesses removed for bandwidth reasons]
>
>Any other possibilities?
Perhaps Joe was just hiding from (the one eyed) cobra.
On a secondary note: how would the presence of a plastic GI Joe army man have
affected any pregnancies ? Could a child be born with a GI Joe army man
embedded in hir body (I have this wonderful mental image of a child coming
out of the womb with a GI Joe doll sticking out of an eye socket).
Bill Grosso
Gary Mitchell
We may be witnessing a new trend in concealed .25 caliber weaponry.
In Texas, the *El Paso Times* published this police press release:
"At 2:45 AM a transvestite in full battle gear, Marvin 'Jovana'
Rodriguez, 27, from Juarez, was arrested at 100 W. San Antonio
(on a charge or) burglary of auto. Rodriguez was taken to the
Central station where officers noticed him squirming around
incessantly. Police investigated why Rodriguez could not sit still
and found a .25 caliber pistol in his rectum.
"Pull the trigger of my Love Gun..." -- Paul Stanley, KISS
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These opinions are mine alone... but you're welcome to them... SUCKER!
Quinn Leonard
>
>>In the medical class one year ahead of us, in their Gross Anatomy dissection
>>lab, one group found a little GI Joe army man in their cadaver's uterus.
>>Needless to say, they were a little surprised. Here's my guesses as to why it
>>was is there:
>
>>1. Cheap thrills.
>
This is the best bet. Anybody else here ever stick parts of their dismembered
Barbies into their orifices when they were a little girl? I *hated* my
Barbies! Never had any GI Joes till I "grew up", though.
>>2. The person died while pregnant.
>
No. GI Joes are spawned, not born of woman.
Lux,
Quinn
Larry Huntley
>
>Next time I'll tell you all about men who insert glass rods up their
>urethras and accidentally break them.
>
plaining of a bladder infection. The doctor advised him to take his
temperature and come on in. Before long, the guy (gingerly) walks in,
refuses a seat, and asks to talk to the doctor, refusing to talk to
any of the nurses. Seems he had tried to take his temperature by in-
serting a (mercury) glass thermometer (oral? rectal?) into his urethra,
and lost it. (Urethra = Greek for "I have lost it"?) The doctor was
able to retrieve it without breaking it or any collateral damage.
>BTW: I don't want anyone to get the impression that these topics are of
> any interest to me whatsoever. *Ugh* Disgusting! *shivver*
Ditto. Who, me?
Larry "Is that a thermometer in your urethra or are you just glad
to see me?" Huntley
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Richard Barry Ling
>[...]
> Forgive my ignorance, but what is a butt harp? Is it kind of like
> a kazoo ? I think it would be funny to put a kazoo up your arse after
>you had eaten some beans and downed a six-pack. You could have a
>little concert and serenade your girlfriend. Hell she could do it too,
>and you could play a duet....
Why need two? The girl could play in stereo by herself.
>Later...
>-J.D. (the Lynch Man)
Richard
Stephen Wayne Miller
lar...@cabezon.uucp (Larry Huntley) writes:
>In article <1992Apr25.0...@news.Hawaii.Edu> rig...@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Otto Slugworth) writes:
>>
>>Next time I'll tell you all about men who insert glass rods up their
>>urethras and accidentally break them.
Wanna talk dumb stunts requiring medical attention? Try this (from one of
those "News of the Weird" books): A guy came into <such and such> hospital
in <whatever town> complaining of a headache, possibly due to injury. They
took an x-ray and discovered a drill bit entirely inside his skull. They
looked at his head and fond a nice clean hole which had apparently been
drilled not hours before. They asked him what happened, and he said he had
been "trying to find his brain".
Personally, I don't think he had one to find.
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>
> Perhaps Joe was just hiding from (the one eyed) cobra.
>
> On a secondary note: how would the presence of a plastic GI Joe army man have
> affected any pregnancies ? Could a child be born with a GI Joe army man
> embedded in hir body (I have this wonderful mental image of a child coming
> out of the womb with a GI Joe doll sticking out of an eye socket).
>
Maybe the person wanted an Upper-GI Joe but didn't know anatomy that well...
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Crash Fu-Tze
> A guy came into <such and such> hospital
> in <whatever town> complaining of a headache, possibly due to injury. They
> took an x-ray and discovered a drill bit entirely inside his skull. They
> looked at his head and fond a nice clean hole which had apparently been
> drilled not hours before. They asked him what happened, and he said he had
> been "trying to find his brain".
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've heard it before. When Avril Danica Haines,
my buddy from high school, worked in the New York City Medical
Examiner's office, she told me this one. Avril is the only person I
know named for a paramecium. Her father was doing his doctoral work on
some protozoan named `Ochrimata Danica' when she was born and convinced
Mrs. Haines that `Danica' was a nice name, which it is. It also means
`Star of the Morning'. Avril was also named `Avril' because they were
expecting a boy for some reason and had planned to name it `Avram'.
Anyway the NYCME had a private medical examiner museum upstairs in
hte ME building. Avril told me that this person with the drill had
poked around inside a while with a wire to see if he could find his
brain, but he couldn't, and had apparently been wandering the streets in
a rather dilapidated condition for some months before consulting the
ploice. The reason Avril was able to tell me this story was that the
person had died and, as do all persons who die in New York not in a
hospital, found his way to the ME office, and subsequently his brain and
sad story found their way into the ME museum.
> Personally, I don't think he had `one to find.
Your guess is on the mark, because this person's brain was,
according to Avril, `black, shriveled, and the size of a walnut.'
Avril also told me about the big black Jamaican guy who used to keep his
eyes closed while he was seweing the cadavers back together because he
was afraid that one of them would turn out to be someone he had known.
Sean McAfee
>There are several documented cases of men coming to emergency rooms to have
>Barbie Dolls [tm] removed from their rectums. ('Rectum? Damn near killed
>'em!--sorry). It seems they were inserted head first with the arms angled
>downwards (BIG MISTAKE!!!!).
>All of these men claimed that their daughters had carelessly left the dolls
>in the bathtub and blah blah blah... ('Yeah, in the bathtub...that's the
>ticket...')
Several weeks ago, I tuned in to Rush Limbaugh to find him just finishing up
a report about a guy who could only become sexually aroused by "passing
Barbie heads". Not sure, but I think something on the order of 27 doll heads
were removed from his digestive tract at the local hospital. Of course I
was grateful to hear this bit of tastelessness, but I still can't help but
wonder WHY Rush chose to report this.
More recently, Rush reported about a surgeon who was getting in trouble for
drawing smilie faces on the penises of severe burn victims. Rush sez "So
I thought I would try this. I drew a smilie face on my penis, just to see
if it would improve my attitude during the day. But the effect seemed to be
the opposite of what I intended, because all day people were asking me,
'Rush, why the long face?'"
Rush is one cool dude.
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What I want to know is how the hell it got there in the first place?????
Mr. Rhubhymen : A man with no distinction.
Bison on the Horizon
u210...@csdvax.csd.unsw.edu.au writes:
>What I want to know is how the hell it got there in the first place?????
>
>
>Mr. Rhubhymen : A man with no distinction.
What we need here is a word from the people who stick things in their butts.
Why do you do it?
How do you do it?
--
Czech
Sean McAfee
>What we need here is a word from the people who stick things in their butts.
Endoanophiles?
Jim Harkins
-In article <1992May5.1...@cs.rose-hulman.edu> wald...@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu writes:
->What we need here is a word from the people who stick things in their butts.
-
-Endoanophiles?
Would that be big-endian or little-endian? In other words, are they
Intelfuckers or Motofuckers.
jim
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>>What we need here is a word from the people who stick things in their butts.
>
Mike
Tim Keller
>In article <1992May5.2...@ctr.columbia.edu> smmc...@mtu.edu (Sean McAfee) writes:
>-In article <1992May5.1...@cs.rose-hulman.edu> wald...@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu writes:
>->What we need here is a word from the people who stick things in their butts.
>-
>-Endoanophiles?
>
funding for research on determining what percentage of the population had
shoved something up their ass. He had to give it a medical term so the gov't
wouldn't know he was researching fist fucking. Anyway if someone can remember
what the term was, you could add -ers or -phites or something to the end of
it to adequately catagorize said individuals.
I suppose the "Felchmiesters" is a little too specific.
How about "Shit packeralites"?