Some Iraq Jokes...
Stefan A. Werner
Some Iraq Jokes, for your amusement:
Q: What do you call an Iraqi soldier in the Desert?
A: A speed bump.
Q: What do you get when you put 32 Iraqi women in one room?
A: A full set of teeth.
Q: Why don't they have Sex Education and Driver Education in
the same day in Iraq?
A: The Camals would get too tired.
Q: What do Saddam Hussain and his father have in common?
A: The both didn't pull out in time.
Q: What do you call an Iraqi with a camal under one arm, and
a lama under the other?
A: Bi-sexual.
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Jim Mercer
>Some Iraq Jokes, for your amusement:
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> the same day in Iraq?
> A: The Camals would get too tired.
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> a lama under the other?
> A: Bi-sexual.
Q: Why do they call camels "Ships of the desert"?
A: 'cause they are full of Iraqi semen.
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Stefan? What kinda name is Stefan? -----> 8^)
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David Abraham
been killed over 1000 times?
Satellite photos have found his picture on over half of all Iraqi graves!
Also,
It has been just reported by the CIA that all the Iraqi impersonators
of Saddam Hussein are sexual perverts!
Because when they are found they are always shouting "SADDAM ME, SADDAM ME"!
D. James McGregor
Q: How do you get 30 Iraqis in a telephone box?
A: Tell them it's not theirs.
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Stefan A. Werner
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>Stefan? What kinda name is Stefan? -----> 8^)
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to mean something like "prince of many colors". As for where the
etomology(sp?) is based, I have absolutely no idea. Since I was a kid,
I hated my parents for giving me that name, but now that I'm an adult, I
kind of like it....
For a good laugh, I should show you how many diferent ways that gets spelled
on my third class mail... STEFAN, STEFFAN, STEFON, STEPHEN, STEHPON, STEPPEN,
STEPHAN, STEFEN, STEPPON, STEPPEN, and some others I can't remember...
Stefan A. Werner
Andrew Eberhart
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>
You forgot one.. :-)
Q. Why are camels called the ships of the desert?
A. Because they are filled with Iraqi seamen.
(semen for those of you who are a little slow...)
Andrew
Marc WANDSCHNEIDER
Here're a couple:
WHat do you call a gay Dinosaur...?
A: A megasoreass.
And.....:
There's this (bisexual) guy who works at a pickle factory. His job is at the
thing where the machine puts the lids on the jars of pickles. This machine
is right next to the pickle slicer.
EVERY day and night, this guy just FANTASIZES about the pickle slicer. He
cannot get it off his mind. It occupies all his thoughs, and he gets
excited every time he thinks about it.
Finally, one day, it gets to be too much, and he sticks his dick in it. His
boss just so happened to be walking by, sees him, and fires him.
So, the guy goes home dejected and all sad, and goes to his lover, "I got
fired today."
His gay lover gasps and walks up to him and takes off his pants.
"Well.... You're dick's fine. What happened to the pickle slicer...?"
"Oh, he got fired too."
Heh heh heh. I _slay_ myself.
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Marc Wandschneider
Michael Marsden
>Very good! How about:
>Q: How do you get 30 Iraqis in a telephone box?
>A: Tell them it's not theirs.
<WARNING, some people might be offended by some of these. This
is not intentional - this is merely a pastiche of images
presented in the media, and does not represent mine, or anyone
elses, views or beliefs.>
Lets not be anti-Iraqi, huh? What about...
Q: How do you get 30 Israelis into a telephone box?
A: Tell them it's air-tight
Q: How do you get 30 Americans into a telephone box?
A: Tell them it's got oil in it
Q: How do you get 30 French into a telephone box?
A: Tell them it's not in Iraq
Q: How do you get 30 Europeans into a telephone box?
A: Tell them there's no fighting involved
Q: How do you get 30 British politicians in a telephone box?
A: Tell them there are votes in it
Q: How do you get 30 Brits into a telephone box?
A: Tell them it's safer than a Tornado
Q: How do you get 30 British MI5 men into a telephone box?
A: Tell them an Iraqi lives there
Q: How do you get 30 British-resident Iraqis into a telephone box?
A: Tell the MI5 men it's Pentonville Prison
Q: How do you get 30 Russians into a telephone box?
A: Tell them there's a slice of bread in it
Q: How do you get 30 peace protesters into a telephone box?
A: Tell them it's the American Embassy
Q: How do you get 30 Turks into a telephone box?
A: Tell them it's not an airbase, honest
Q: How do you get 30 Kuwaitis into a telephone box?
A: Tell them there's an Iraqi coming
Q: How do you get 30 Iranians into a telephone box?
A: Tell them to do it in the sacred name of Allah
Q: How do you get 30 American Generals into a telephone box?
A: Tell them it's a target of the Allied bombers
Q: How do you get 30 reporters into a telephone box?
A: Tell them it's in Baghdad
Q: How do you get 30 Palestinians into a telephone box?
A: Tell them if they do, you'll liberate the Occupied Territories
Q: How do you get 30 telephone company engineers into a telephone box?
A: You must be joking! You can't even get ONE in a telephone box...
Q: How do you get 30 students into a telephone box?
A: Make the other 70 homeless
-Mike Mars
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> Heh heh heh. I _slay_ myself.
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Lurker's Significant Other
>Very good! How about:
>
>Q: How do you get 30 Iraqis in a telephone box?
>
>A: Tell them it's not theirs.
>
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How about:
1) Why haven't the right-to-lifers bombed any abortion clinics this year?
They're afraid the neighbors will think they are Iraqi terrorists.
2) How do you off Saddam H. ?
Go to Montana and tell the locals he's an endangered species.
ja...@defoe.enet.dec.com
What's the difference between scud missiles and British Rail ?
British rail kill people!
Jamie.
Christopher M Mauritz
Why don't they teach sex education and drivers education on
the same day in Iraq?
Not enough camels...
Skoal,
Chris
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>Heh heh heh. I _slay_ myself.
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