Burning Down The House (news)
Jorhae The Paver
my school that the fire that claimed the house of a kid named Brett was
caused by Brett's very own lack of memory. Apparently every day our hero
would go home at lunch and get high on pot, shrooms, whatever. Well, it
seems like the pot dulled his memory, because he left the joint burning.
Well, his parents must have been suprised when they got home, because the
fire claimed every room in the house except the bathroom (go figure). He
was disappointed that his CD collection appered to melt, so he gave them
away to his chum Paul. They still worked, much to his suprise. Too bad
it's Puff Daddy and other wonderful modern musicians. It's too bad he
didn't learn about freebasing. That would have been even better.
Jorhae The Paver
no_r...@amnesia.com (Proctalgia) wrote:
> Jorhae The Paver <Jor...@yahoo.com> wrote:
*blah blah blah snipped*
> If your mother knew she had pushed you out amongst her blood, sweat and
> torn perineum simply in order to have Deja News be able to record the
> fact that you have posted 175 similar turdettes to alt.teens,
> alt.music.smash-pumpkins, alt.guitar.amps, alt.kids-talk and so on
That is totally irrelevant. Why should you give a shit about what
newsgroups I have posted to?
> You do not meet the age requirements (intellectual or physical) for the
> hallowed halls of AT: get thee hence, child, before someone decides to
> administer a Clue.
Does it say that in the FAQ? I don't think so. And why should age matter?
If my post was not tasteless enough, TELL ME SO. I'm trying to contribute
to the group here. If reading about a kid's house burning down right in
time for christmas isn't amusing for you, then what's wrong (or right with
you)? If you don't want me here, then the hell with you. I have much
better things to do than be on this fucking computer posting irrelevant
messages on these newsgroups. May you be squicked by a thousand bloody
pus-ridden infected horses. And your mother too.
Comprende?
Bill
> Proctalgia wrote in message <1dkfevu.hs...@ts1-06.tru.istar.ca>...
> >Jorhae The Paver <Jor...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >I'll say it did, though I'm not sure whether the greater mistake was
> >when you daddy didn't use a condom, or when you posted this piece of
> The lad shows promise and deserves some encouragement, unlike you with your
> miserable attempt at a flame. Could the reason for your vehement reply be
> due to some long repressed trauma involving shool-age boys?
Where the shit did you come from and why is it that you didn't take time to
read the juvenile post that Proctalgia was responding to. A young school
kid does not deserve encouragement here, he doesn't deserve anything here.
He is free to earn it here and I hope he may sometime in the future. On the
other hand, I don't think you ever will earn anything here except the disrespect
of everyone here.