Is Pubic-Hair Trimming Art?
Matthew MacIntyre
: I don't think most Asians are ready for this kind of "art". I personally
^^^^^^
: think that it is in bad taste and very unconventional to have to
: "sacrifice" one's pubic hair just to make a statement.
I suppose you mean that Asian hair is not the same as other people's
hair. Do you have evidence for this remarkable assertion?
Philip C. Roberts
There was this girl where I used to work who told us she had her bush
trimmed in the shape of a heart. The girl was kind of heavy, so we all
speculated on what that would look like. The consensus was that if she
spread her legs, she'd look like Dumbo with her massive clit dangling down
like an elepant's trunk.
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Shaun Lowry
In article <2gikka$t...@nuscc.nus.sg>, matm...@leonis.nus.sg (Matthew MacIntyre) writes:
>BOK SHUNG HWEE (MR) (engb...@leonis.nus.sg) wrote:
>: I don't think most Asians are ready for this kind of "art". I personally
> ^^^^^^
>: think that it is in bad taste and very unconventional to have to
>: "sacrifice" one's pubic hair just to make a statement.
I've just started William Gibson's Virtual Light, and I was thinking of
emulating the woman that Rydell saw in his head lights one night, and
having mine shaved into the shape of an exclamation point. My question
is: which font?
Shaun.
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Ramaswami Vishwanath
Mathew, that was a good one and i laughed a bit - but allow me to
be a killjoy. it is indeed possible to forensically distinguish asian,
caucasian, negroid hair etc. - god, now that is something, eh?!!!
Lee Melton
above this, with an arrow pointing to the bush, saying "Keep off the grass".
Not trimming but very artistic.
Could be an UL, but sounds good all the same.
Lee
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Uniquely Extreme
Regardless of the answer, both topics are positively postmodern.
I am particularly intrigued by the "sacrifice" part.
Matt
Hey, it's no termcap, but...
Brown
Matthew MacIntyre
I presume that this applies also to pubic hair? And that Asian pubic hair
is less suitable for cutting? How does he do that kind of research?
Keith Lim
[From soc.culture.singapore]
l...@cs.unc.edu (Alan Ve-Ming Liu) writes:
>Next year's festival will incorporate the best of recent years. There'll be
>this guy that walks on stage, shaves his pubic hair, then pees into a cup
>and drinks the result. And all to the tune of Madonna's "Express yourself".
>Does alt.tasteless know about this?
alt.tasteless has seen a couple of posts on the subject.
alt.tasteless yawned. (Especially since those posts were concerned only about
the *trimming* of pubic hair.)
Even the occasional reader of a.t should know that the above description
is tame compared to the usual quality of tastelessness in that group.
Now, if you were talking about a performance artist who was going to walk
on stage, burn off his pubic hair by leaning against a red-hot steel
girder, then pee on himself to unstick his flesh where it burned-and-stuck
to the girder, then wrap lengths of barbed wire around the girder before
ramming it up his rectum...
Sideways.
Slowly.
While twisting the girder.
...*then* *maybe* alt.tasteless would consider discussing it further.
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Paul Callahan
Speaking of tapioca, I have a jar of those little tapioca beads (or
whatever you'd like to call them) in my cupboard. How would I go about
preparing this into pudding? I always look at them wishing I knew
exactly what the hell I should do with them (The best idea I could
think of what to put them in cloth teabags and make very small beanbags
for miniature imaginary people).
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Jenny Gutbezahl
words into the hair on his head (usually just "HATE" but sometimes his
girlfriend's name - fortunately his hair grew very quickly, because he
didn't stick with the same chick for very long - also, he looked kinda
like Tommy Smothers, if you could imagine Tommy Smothers as a
skinhead). Anyway, I tried to shave my sweetie's initials into my
bush, but I didn't really have a fine enough razor, or the patience,
to do it in any type of legible manner.
I miss being in the band. I played guitar, evn though I don't really
know how, but since it was PUNK, it didn't really matter. I just
banged on the strings with one of my many squeak toys, and slid a Pez
dispenser aup and down the neck. The bassist kept playing throughout
her pregnancy - we played CBs when she was 8-1/2 months gone, she wore
a leopard skin bikini & looked great. The lead singer used to puke
his guts up before & after every show - seriuos stage fright - and
would often break a beer bottle over his head during the show. He
wrote me a love song once (yeah, he went out with me for a coupla
weeks, too), called "Gargle My Johnson."
Damn! I miss the early eighties. I'm getting really old. I just got
Rhinos 1975-77 New York compiliation & it made me nostalgic as all
shit. If you havd told me back in '77 that some day I'd get all
sentimental listening to the Dictators, I'd have spit in your face.
Sigh.
Jenny
Alan Ve-Ming Liu
>[Note crosspost and followup!]
>
>Now, if you were talking about a performance artist who was going to walk
>on stage, burn off his pubic hair by leaning against a red-hot steel
>girder, then pee on himself to unstick his flesh where it burned-and-stuck
>to the girder, then wrap lengths of barbed wire around the girder before
>ramming it up his rectum...
>
>Sideways.
>
>Slowly.
>
>While twisting the girder.
>
>...*then* *maybe* alt.tasteless would consider discussing it further.
>
Wasn't that *last year's* a.tasteless runner's up?
Al
Keith Lim
>Wasn't that *last year's* a.tasteless runner's up?
Might well be. There wasn't anything particularly original in my example;
it was, after all, just an example.
(I did write a few original pieces for a.t a while ago, including "Tasteless
Twister" and about the sorry state of the produce department of the local
Real Canadian Superstore (sort of the equivalent to Safeway. Or NTUC
Fairprice.) They might be in some a.t archive somewhere. My own copies
are on an unlabelled floppy somewhere, i.e. I don't know where they are
right now.)
Seah Kin Lee
Well, the artist or so-called artist, depending on your preference, was
reported to have been arrested by the police for that act. In today
papers.
For Info.
Kin Lee
Paul Callahan
>Speaking of tapioca, I have a jar of those little tapioca beads (or
>whatever you'd like to call them) in my cupboard.
I just wanted to point out that the true author of this paragraph was
Lorelei David on rec.foods.cooking. It's so rare I find something
that states my own feelings so eloquently.
David Stark
: A girl who my friend knew,had her pubic hair dyed green, and a tattoo
: above this, with an arrow pointing to the bush, saying "Keep off the grass".
: Not trimming but very artistic.
: Could be an UL, but sounds good all the same.
: Lee
: --
My friend the doctor ran into this in the emergency room. The young
lady needed an apendectomy. They left her a note to read in the recovery
room..... So sorry we had to mow your lawn.
Keith Lim
>To anyone who's read Mallory: don't you just find his English a major
>pain? I'm one of those people who accept the historic and literary
>value of early English literature, like say, The Canterbury Tales, but
>I'd rather give myself a rectal examination with spiked gloves than
>read the damn things.
Wouldn't we all, wouldn't we all? (But is it Art?)
Ramaswami Vishwanath
no sirree, Matt, them intelligent American (read Caucasian?)
scientists did all the hard research. gosh man, dont you ever see those
murder/detective serials on tv?
Gary Benson
Ok. Heat a cup of milk, but do not boil. Stir in 1/4 cup tapioca beads.
Cook for a while. Add sugar, flavor (vanilla is traditional, but almond is
nice). Mix well, cool. Eat. Enjoy.
That was tough. Next week: Beef Wellington.
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MAC
>[deleted]
>That was tough. Next week: Beef Wellington.
>
Does anybody have a good recipe for Yorkshire pudding?
Thanks in advance,
MAC
Bob Another beer, please Christ
>Damn! I miss the early eighties. I'm getting really old. I just got
>Rhinos 1975-77 New York compiliation & it made me nostalgic as all
>shit. If you havd told me back in '77 that some day I'd get all
>sentimental listening to the Dictators, I'd have spit in your face.
1. Rhinos?! Who the fuck are the Rhinos?
2. Dictators?!
You're getting old? Silly girl. I get nostalgic listening to Paul
Butterfield, Traffic, Cream and Jefferson Airplane.
Back in the late 60s, early 70s, they had real music.
Gack! I'm starting to sound like my father -- he thought Glen Miller
was real music.
Oh shit, I just remembered when my father's mother and the rest of
his family would visit. Without fail, they'd show up when Lawrence
Welk was on the tube. My grandmother always wanted to watch the
bastard. I still hate that creepy fuck that played the accorion. I
wonder if he's still alive...
Bob
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Jenny Gutbezahl
Bob "Another beer, please" Christ <bha...@netcom.com> wrote:
>jen...@twain.ucs.umass.edu (Jenny Gutbezahl) writes:
>
>>Damn! I miss the early eighties. I'm getting really old. I just got
>>Rhinos 1975-77 New York compiliation & it made me nostalgic as all
>>shit.
>
>
What, not who? So I forgot an apostrophe. So fuckin' sue me.
Rhino's one of the best record label currently in existence. Probably
the only label who can put out a compilation of bands I've never heard
of and I'll buy it at full price anyway because whoever selects their
tunage is brilliant. They put out a comp of songs that mention
teenagers dying (e.g. Leader of the Pack, The Homecoming Queen's Got a
Gun, Endless Sleep), and a comp of the worst music ever released -
including Kazoo'd on Classics, adn everyone's favorite hum-along,
Fluffy. They put out awesome Blues comps, trash comps, garage comps,
surf comps, you name it.
>
>You're getting old? Silly girl. I get nostalgic listening to Paul
>Butterfield, Traffic, Cream and Jefferson Airplane.
>
Yes, I'm getting old. Judging from the above you are already old.
Perhaps you are even dead. It is difficult for me to imagine any
living, sentient being listening to Clapton jerk-off on the guitar and
enjoying it.
Though maybe you enjoy it for the same reasons I enjoy the Hues
Corporation, head cheese and maggot-infested cat brains smeared across
the highway.
>Back in the late 60s, early 70s, they had real music.
>
Yeah! Herman's Hermits! Joni Mitchell! Donovan! it doesn't get any
better than that.
Of course, at least Alice Cooper was doing pretty interesting stuff
back then. like hanging out with Zappa and releasing Million Dollar
Baby (special bonus points for anyone who knows who did the backing
vocals on that one).
Jenny
Bob Another beer, please Christ
>Does anybody have a good recipe for Yorkshire pudding?
As a matter of fact, yes.
Have thiry of forty of your closet friends jerk-off into a five gallon
bucket. Stir in some gelatin, pour into goblets and chill.
Top off with sliced figs and used condoms.
>Thanks in advance,
You're welcome.
Thomas Boutell
> Paul Callahan (whose header I axed) wrote:
>>Speaking of tapioca, I have a jar of those little tapioca beads (or
>>whatever you'd like to call them) in my cupboard. How would I go about
>>preparing this into pudding? I always look at them wishing I knew
>>exactly what the hell I should do with them (The best idea I could
>>think of what to put them in cloth teabags and make very small beanbags
>>for miniature imaginary people).
>Ok. Heat a cup of milk, but do not boil...
TAAAAAAAAA- pi- o- ca pudding,
PUDDING,
HAAAAAAAAAAANDS across the sky.
-T
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>Bob "Another beer, please" Christ <bha...@netcom.com> wrote:
>>jen...@twain.ucs.umass.edu (Jenny Gutbezahl) writes:
>>
>>>Damn! I miss the early eighties. I'm getting really old. I just got
>>>Rhinos 1975-77 New York compiliation & it made me nostalgic as all
>>>shit.
>>1. Rhinos?! Who the fuck are the Rhinos?
>What, not who? So I forgot an apostrophe. So fuckin' sue me.
How would I know, never heard of 'em...
>Rhino's one of the best record label currently in existence. Probably
'Cause I no longer buy records. CDs are the 'in' thing now, Jenny-poo.
>>You're getting old? Silly girl. I get nostalgic listening to Paul
>>Butterfield, Traffic, Cream and Jefferson Airplane.
>Yes, I'm getting old. Judging from the above you are already old.
>Perhaps you are even dead.
Sorry, dead men tell no tales...
>It is difficult for me to imagine any living, sentient being listening
to Clapton jerk-off on the guitar and enjoying it.
That's because YOU have NO taste. YOU are the person who LIKES
the Ramons aren't you? Hee, classical music fan, eh?
>>Back in the late 60s, early 70s, they had real music.
>Yeah! Herman's Hermits! Joni Mitchell! Donovan! it doesn't get any
>better than that.
Late 60s. Herman's Hermits was was mid-60s.
Thomas Boutell
Jenny Gutbezahl <jen...@twain.ucs.umass.edu> wrote:
>Yeah! Herman's Hermits! Joni Mitchell! Donovan! it doesn't get any
>better than that.
They paved talk.bizarre,
Put up-a parking lot.
-T
KUDZU
: Gack! I'm starting to sound like my father -- he thought Glen Miller
: was real music.
: Oh shit, I just remembered when my father's mother and the rest of
: his family would visit. Without fail, they'd show up when Lawrence
: Welk was on the tube. My grandmother always wanted to watch the
: bastard. I still hate that creepy fuck that played the accorion. I
: wonder if he's still alive...
He never was. Welk was one of those freaking animatronix monstrosities that
mad-man FBI dupe Walt Disney was forced into creating. The bubbles: merely
aerosol lubricant to keep metallic joints from seizing up under the stress of
fast polkas.
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>jen...@twain.ucs.umass.edu (Jenny Gutbezahl) writes:
>
>>It is difficult for me to imagine any living, sentient being listening
>to Clapton jerk-off on the guitar and enjoying it.
>
>That's because YOU have NO taste. YOU are the person who LIKES
>the Ramons aren't you? Hee, classical music fan, eh?
That's the Ramones, you Philistine.
>>>Back in the late 60s, early 70s, they had real music.
>
>>Yeah! Herman's Hermits! Joni Mitchell! Donovan! it doesn't get any
>>better than that.
>
>Late 60s. Herman's Hermits was was mid-60s.
Oh, la dee da, Mr. Music Expert. Didn't Sha Na Na appear at Woodstock?
Maybe I should mention a couple of late 60's, early 70's bands that made
a lasting mark on rock 'n' roll history, like Argent perhaps. Or maybe
Gary Glitter. Or what's-his-face, the guy who sang "MacArthur Park."
How about Harry Nilsson? Deep Purple? I haven't heard "Smoke on the
Water" in QUITE a WHILE, how about you?
ljd
Mark Lippert
>
>>Damn! I miss the early eighties. I'm getting really old. I just got
>>Rhinos 1975-77 New York compiliation & it made me nostalgic as all
>>shit. If you havd told me back in '77 that some day I'd get all
>>sentimental listening to the Dictators, I'd have spit in your face.
>
>1. Rhinos?! Who the fuck are the Rhinos?
>
>2. Dictators?!
>
>You're getting old? Silly girl. I get nostalgic listening to Paul
>Butterfield, Traffic, Cream and Jefferson Airplane.
>
>Back in the late 60s, early 70s, they had real music.
We don't want to hear about your bloody real crappy music, you aging
hippie. We're sick of hearing about how it's so god-like and
world-changing and the best thing since sliced bread. We want to hear some
good old fashion punk, before it was called "alternative" music, so take
your fucking love beads, bong and lava lamp and piss off, old man.
Mark "Peace my ass" Lippert
Brian Cash
:# bha...@netcom.com (Bob "Another beer, please" Christ) writes:
:# >jen...@twain.ucs.umass.edu (Jenny Gutbezahl) writes:
:
:# Oh, la dee da, Mr. Music Expert. Didn't Sha Na Na appear at Woodstock?
:# Maybe I should mention a couple of late 60's, early 70's bands that made
:# a lasting mark on rock 'n' roll history, like Argent perhaps. Or maybe
:# Gary Glitter. Or what's-his-face, the guy who sang "MacArthur Park."
Jimmy Webb. (or did he just write it?)
Got the name off of "Alapalooza".
:# How about Harry Nilsson? Deep Purple? I haven't heard "Smoke on the
:# Water" in QUITE a WHILE, how about you?
Every city has one station that plays this every day.
ObTasteless: they just don't drown in their own vomit like they used to.
:# ljd
Brian /-|-\
Ken Strayhorn Jr.
>
>I actually have a recording someplace of a concert where Sha Na Na opened
>for Jefferson Airplane at the Fillmore. Then again, what can you say about
>a place that has Miles Davis opening for a punk band, or Taj Mahal and the
>Grateful Dead? Geeze... we need more diversity like this today.
Jimi Hendrix and the original Experience, opening for The Monkees,
Charlotte, NC, 1969.
Your humble narrator in attendance.
Place filled with what passed for hippiedom in the South at that time.
Hendrix quit, the joint emptied out, and was refilled with assorted
gangs of teeny-boppers there to see the Monkees.
Truly a strange evening.
No, Jimi didn't fuck his guitar.
Strayhorn
At Duke, not by or for Duke
doc
>Oh, la dee da, Mr. Music Expert. Didn't Sha Na Na appear at Woodstock?
Hee hee.
>Maybe I should mention a couple of late 60's, early 70's bands that made
>a lasting mark on rock 'n' roll history, like Argent perhaps.
Ho ho.
>How about Harry Nilsson?
HEY. DON'T FUCK WITH SCHMILLSON, ASSHOLE.
And besides, naming lame groups from <your year here> is pretty easy.
doc
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Paul S. Wain
: That was tough. Next week: Beef Wellington.
Doesnt this bring a new meaning to alt.tasteless :)
P.
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Jeffrey D. Angus
> Oh shit, I just remembered when my father's mother and the rest of
> his family would visit. Without fail, they'd show up when Lawrence
> Welk was on the tube. My grandmother always wanted to watch the
> bastard. I still hate that creepy fuck that played the accorion. I
> wonder if he's still alive...
No, he's dead. (As in extended dirt nap, not traveling with Jerry Garcia)
However, I did get a wonderful come on from the Welk Resort in Palm Springs
wanting me to come on out and join in on the fun and relaxation. They even
had a picture of (now dead) Lawrence hovering over his (dwarf) son at the
bar.
You don't 'spose they really dug the old fucker up and have him mounted
like Roy Rogers did to Trigger do you?
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Angus) wrote:
> You don't 'spose they really dug the old fucker up and have him mounted
> like Roy Rogers did to Trigger do you?
I'm not sure, but I'm getting a HUGE woody just thinking about it...
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max...@deep-13.gizmo.com
> In article <bhatchCJ...@netcom.com> bha...@netcom.com (Bob "Another beer, please" Christ) writes:
>>Back in the late 60s, early 70s, they had real music.
>
> We don't want to hear about your bloody real crappy music, you aging
> hippie. We're sick of hearing about how it's so god-like and
> world-changing and the best thing since sliced bread. We want to hear some
> good old fashion punk, before it was called "alternative" music, so take
> your fucking love beads, bong and lava lamp and piss off, old man.
Not only that, but back in those days we could fuck anything^]^]^]^]^]one
who would consent. and believe me, consent was a lot easier back in those days.
Safer sex meant using your buddy's van instead of your own VW. hahahahahahaha.
And we had four channel stereo 8-track systems. Average White Band.
Punk was what you lit firecrackers with.
.max
where's my toast?
all we are saaayyyyyiing ...
Brian Saunders
> Laurence Doering (ldoe...@engin.umich.edu) wrote:
> :# Or what's-his-face, the guy who sang "MacArthur Park."
> Jimmy Webb. (or did he just write it?)
> Got the name off of "Alapalooza".
He just wrote it. The British actor Richard Harris sang the song
orignally, and Donna Summer did a disco version in the late 70's.
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Phillip J. Birmingham
> No, he's dead. (As in extended dirt nap, not traveling with Jerry Garcia)
Given the legends concerning the hygenic habits of some deadheads,
are these two necessarily exclusive?
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Pamela Beth Ryba
>In article <CJH9t...@tc.fluke.COM> i...@tc.fluke.COM (Gary Benson) writes:
>>[deleted]
>>That was tough. Next week: Beef Wellington.
>>
>
>
>Does anybody have a good recipe for Yorkshire pudding?
But of course!
1 Yorkshire Terrier
1 Baseball Bat
The rest just requires a little bit of elbow grease.
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IVA...@gateway.atd.cra.com.au
> 1. Rhinos?! Who the fuck are the Rhinos?
>
> 2. Dictators?!
One of the greatest things ever. Had Handsome Dick Manitoba in it. Former WWF
wrestler and the guy who almost got killed by Wayne/Jane County for heckling
his/her performance. Old fashioned chair over the back of the head.
> You're getting old? Silly girl. I get nostalgic listening to Paul
> Butterfield, Traffic, Cream and Jefferson Airplane.
Thanks, Bob. You've put a renewed string in my step. I have friends who laugh
at me 'cause I'm old enough to remember the Sex Pistols.
IVANOFF
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Ben Cox
>I actually have a recording someplace of a concert where Sha Na Na opened
>for Jefferson Airplane at the Fillmore. Then again, what can you say about
>a place that has Miles Davis opening for a punk band, or Taj Mahal and the
>Grateful Dead? Geeze... we need more diversity like this today.
Isn't Einstuerzende Neubauten opening for U2 enough for you?
Agreed, it needs to happen more often.
__
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Matt Bruce
[strange Fillmore bookings diversity deleted]
: Jimi Hendrix and the original Experience, opening for The Monkees,
: Charlotte, NC, 1969.
: Your humble narrator in attendance.
Led Zeppelin opening for Jose Feliciano, Norman, OK, 1974.
Your humble narrator's *parents* in attendance.
ObRockWhines: Bob Christ and Jenny Gutbezahl, you're *both* rotting
corpses. Now myself, I kind of miss Tears for Fears. Not Duran Duran, though.
--Matt
P.S. If mine is the generation remembered for New Kids on the Block I may
have to mass-murder. But that's another post and another thread.
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anyone here seriously, but hopefully it's much warmer where Tip is.
Joseph.Betz
>Jimi Hendrix and the original Experience, opening for The Monkees,
>Charlotte, NC, 1969.
>Place filled with what passed for hippiedom in the South at that time.
>Hendrix quit, the joint emptied out, and was refilled with assorted
>gangs of teeny-boppers there to see the Monkees.
Reminds me of a bar I used to frequent years ago. Opening to 4:45 pm, it
was an old man's bar, you know, peaceful, dull, pour-the-drinks-and-maybe-
if-we-can-get-the-energy, we'll shoot some pool.
By 4:50pm, the oldsters had left, because at 5:00 the first biker would
stagger through the door, followed by somewhere between 20-200 of his
closest friends. I think the Milwaukee P.D. hired extra cops just for
Jake's.
Great jukebox at this place. Divided right down the middle. Left side,
Glenn Miller, etc. Right side, Hard rock/Metal.
--
Joe
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Joseph.Betz
[beginning of musicflamefest '94 deleted]
>Back in the late 60s, early 70s, they had real music.
Ain't it a pity the kids have no grounding in music? They think of the
sixties and think it was nothing but the silly shit they've heard on the
"oldies" station. Gary Puckett, The "Archies", that kind of crap. No
wonder they think that punk and rap are legitimate. Sheesh!
>Gack! I'm starting to sound like my father -- he thought Glen Miller
>was real music.
Sounds like your father suffered from the same condition as the kiddies
here. Take the blandest of an era, and beat it to death. Now if you want
REAL music from the thirties & forties, I've got Benny Goodman at Carnegie
hall, Ella, Billie Holiday, Charlie Parker & Dizzy, etc. Now THAT's real
music, kiddies.
>Oh shit, I just remembered when my father's mother and the rest of
>his family would visit. Without fail, they'd show up when Lawrence
>Welk was on the tube. My grandmother always wanted to watch the
>bastard. I still hate that creepy fuck that played the accorion. I
>wonder if he's still alive...
If memory serves correctly, the old fuck died within the last two years. I
danced in the street. What he did for Big Band was roughly the equivalent
of what Pat Boone did for Rock and Roll (ever seen/heard Pat's version of
Little Richard's "Tutti Frutti"? Enought to make your stomach's contents
spew from both ends.)
Lee Melton
: In article <2gva1s$g...@skates.gsfc.nasa.gov> b...@gyrfalcon.gsfc.nasa.gov (MAC) writes:
: >In article <CJH9t...@tc.fluke.COM> i...@tc.fluke.COM (Gary Benson) writes:
: >>[deleted]
: >>That was tough. Next week: Beef Wellington.
: >>
: >
: >
: >Does anybody have a good recipe for Yorkshire pudding?
: >MAC
: But of course!
: 1 Yorkshire Terrier
: 1 Baseball Bat
: The rest just requires a little bit of elbow grease.
Well, I just use flour and water for a yorkshire pudding, and the mix
is, well, very like spooge if it is the right consistency. Smells
kinda odd too. Maybe I should try baking my spooge in the oven and
serving that to mum and dad.
Lee
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Jenny Gutbezahl
Matt Bruce <mlb...@husc7.harvard.edu> wrote:
>
>ObRockWhines: Bob Christ and Jenny Gutbezahl, you're *both* rotting
>corpses. Now myself, I kind of miss Tears for Fears. Not Duran Duran, though.
>
ugh!
Now, I was about 22 when Tears for Fears was popular, and therefore
PROBABLY not too old to enjoy new music. Mostly I was listening to
The Television Personalities, Butthole Surfers, early Camper van
Beethoven, the Replacements, the Residents (I think they were doing
their American Artists series at the time, fuckin' brilliant), et
cetera.
Not liking Tears for Fears has nothing to do with age - it has to do
with taste. Of course, this being alt.tasteless, you should be
forgiven, even if you were advocating Frankie Goes to Hollywood.
Trying to hold in my breakfast, I remain,
Jenny
Jenny Gutbezahl
Joseph.Betz <Josep...@mixcom.mixcom.com> wrote:
>
>Sounds like your father suffered from the same condition as the kiddies
>here. Take the blandest of an era, and beat it to death. Now if you want
>REAL music from the thirties & forties, I've got Benny Goodman at Carnegie
>hall, Ella, Billie Holiday, Charlie Parker & Dizzy, etc. Now THAT's real
>music, kiddies.
>
Not to mention Louis (Armstrong or Jordan, take your pick). I
recently heard a recording of Dizzy playing with Muddy Waters. I've
not been able to find it for my collection. A free flaying for anyone
who can direct me to a copy.
>
>(ever seen/heard Pat's version of
>Little Richard's "Tutti Frutti"? Enought to make your stomach's contents
>spew from both ends.)
The really great thing about Pat is that it's obvious he has NO idea
of what he's singing about. Ditto for 50's vocal groups like The
Crew-Cuts. They'd cover all these great cross-over hits, completely
oblivious to the references in the lyrics. On of my favorite Boone
songs is "That's How Much I Love You." Sample lyrics:
"If you were a pussy,
With pretty glossy fur
I'd sit and I would pet you
And listen to you purr."
Not much by today's standards, but it's amazing to me that Patty-Boy
could sing this and not know what it means.
The Crew-Cuts do a song called Chop Chop Boom, which is about whacking
off. The way they've arranged it, the entire band does backing
vocals, with all of them joyously intoning:
"Chop Chop Booo-oom!
Chop Chop Booo-oom!"
Chop Chop!!"
Do these guys KNOW they're having an audio circle jerk?
I really miss the old days. Nowadays if Two Live Crew wants to sing
about sex, they just put the word "fuck" into the lyrics 78 times, and
get taken to court. The Treniers, on the other hand, could write a
song called "Poontang" that got air play because none of the white
station managers knew what it meant.
I guess I really AM old,
Jenny
Michael Coady
>Laurence Doering (ldoe...@engin.umich.edu) wrote:
>:# bha...@netcom.com (Bob "Another beer, please" Christ) writes:
>:# >jen...@twain.ucs.umass.edu (Jenny Gutbezahl) writes:
>:# a lasting mark on rock 'n' roll history, like Argent perhaps. Or maybe
>:# Gary Glitter. Or what's-his-face, the guy who sang "MacArthur Park."
>Jimmy Webb. (or did he just write it?)
>Got the name off of "Alapalooza".
Jeez, people, get with the tasteless program! Richard Harris
sang (?) "MacArthur Park".
Mike
--
Michael J. Coady
CO...@ERE.UMONTREAL.CA
The opinions expressed above are solely those of the author and do not,
in any way, shape or form, represent the Universite de Montreal.
Ken Strayhorn Jr.
>In article <1994Jan13.0...@mixcom.mixcom.com>,
>Joseph.Betz <Josep...@mixcom.mixcom.com> wrote:
>
>>
>>Sounds like your father suffered from the same condition as the kiddies
>>here. Take the blandest of an era, and beat it to death. Now if you want
>>REAL music from the thirties & forties, I've got Benny Goodman at Carnegie
>>hall, Ella, Billie Holiday, Charlie Parker & Dizzy, etc. Now THAT's real
>>music, kiddies.
>>
>
>Not to mention Louis (Armstrong or Jordan, take your pick). I
>recently heard a recording of Dizzy playing with Muddy Waters. I've
>not been able to find it for my collection. A free flaying for anyone
>who can direct me to a copy.
Er, Rounder Records, but I will pass on the flaying, OK?
>
>>
>>(ever seen/heard Pat's version of
>>Little Richard's "Tutti Frutti"? Enought to make your stomach's contents
>>spew from both ends.)
>
This is true. One of the few times I've been embarassed that I'm white.
>The really great thing about Pat is that it's obvious he has NO idea
>of what he's singing about. Ditto for 50's vocal groups like The
>Crew-Cuts. They'd cover all these great cross-over hits, completely
>oblivious to the references in the lyrics. On of my favorite Boone
>songs is "That's How Much I Love You." Sample lyrics:
>
<samples of erection-inducing lyrics deleted>
>>
>I really miss the old days. Nowadays if Two Live Crew wants to sing
>about sex, they just put the word "fuck" into the lyrics 78 times, and
>get taken to court. The Treniers, on the other hand, could write a
>song called "Poontang" that got air play because none of the white
>station managers knew what it meant.
>
Ain't this the truth. Part of the fun of figuring out Beatles's lyrics
was finding out the chorus backing of "Girl" was the lads singing "tit"
over and over. Not to mention the references in "Lady Madonna"
The black R&B groups were also pretty successful at getting drug
references onto AM radio as well. "Spoonful" has variously been
interpreted as a spoonful of spooge or a spoonful of heroin.
At any rate, it was 10cc (and that's where that name came from).
I always liked Lowell George's dirty lyrics. I couldn't figure out
what "Skin It Back" meant until George told an interviewer that
he wasn't circumsized.
>I guess I really AM old,
>
Not unless you can remember when Ted Nugent was with the Amboy Dukes.
Strayhorn (Journey to the Center of Your Mind)
Ken Strayhorn Jr.
>Ken Strayhorn Jr. (k...@acpub.duke.edu) wrote:
>
>[strange Fillmore bookings diversity deleted]
>
>: Jimi Hendrix and the original Experience, opening for The Monkees,
>: Charlotte, NC, 1969.
>
>: Your humble narrator in attendance.
>
>Led Zeppelin opening for Jose Feliciano, Norman, OK, 1974.
>Your humble narrator's *parents* in attendance.
>
Now, Matt, this is *strange*.
Hendrix opening for the Monkees I understood, 'cause Hendrix was
still pretty unknown at the time and I figured the promoter probably
assumed that the Experience was just another guitar band.
However, in '74, Led Zep had been around for almost 10 years and
Feliciano longer than that. Anyone who didn't know who these folks
were was just plain stupid.
And, JEEZE, Norman OK? Oral Roberts territory? Whoah!
Strayhorn (remembers hearing Cream on AM radio)
Jenny Gutbezahl
Ken Strayhorn Jr. <k...@acpub.duke.edu> wrote:
>In article <2h3lib...@twain.ucs.umass.edu> jen...@twain.ucs.umass.edu (Jenny Gutbezahl) writes:
>>
>>Not to mention Louis (Armstrong or Jordan, take your pick). I
>>recently heard a recording of Dizzy playing with Muddy Waters. I've
>>not been able to find it for my collection. A free flaying for anyone
>>who can direct me to a copy.
>
>Er, Rounder Records, but I will pass on the flaying, OK?
>
No kidding! I have a friend (who still owes my an Xmas present) who
works for Rounder in Bah-stan. Maybe I can hit her up for a copy.
>
>The black R&B groups were also pretty successful at getting drug
>references onto AM radio as well. "Spoonful" has variously been
>interpreted as a spoonful of spooge or a spoonful of heroin.
>At any rate, it was 10cc (and that's where that name came from).
>
Do you know which one "The Lovin' Spoonful" refers to?
>
>>I guess I really AM old,
>>
>
>Not unless you can remember when Ted Nugent was with the Amboy Dukes.
>
the WHO?
I guess I ain't that old, after all.
JennyG
Ken Strayhorn Jr.
<various deletia>
>>
>>The black R&B groups were also pretty successful at getting drug
>>references onto AM radio as well. "Spoonful" has variously been
>>interpreted as a spoonful of spooge or a spoonful of heroin.
>>At any rate, it was 10cc (and that's where that name came from).
>>
>
>Do you know which one "The Lovin' Spoonful" refers to?
>
Hmm, I need to point out two different "Spoonful" songs, both
delta blues.
"My Baby Loves Me (about a lovin' spoonful)" by Big Mama Thornton
is a reference to spooge and is where John Sebastian got that name.
"Spoonful" by (?) Johnson - damn, can't think of his first name - was
covered by Cream, among other folks and has such lines as "Trust that
spoon full of lightning." Generally considered to be about heroin.
>>
>>>I guess I really AM old,
>>>
>>
>>Not unless you can remember when Ted Nugent was with the Amboy Dukes.
>>
>
>the WHO?
>
Not the Who, the Amboy Dukes. Big hit out of Detroit in '67 and '68
with "Journey to the Center of Your Mind" and "Baby Please Don't Go"
among others. Set the stage for MC5 and other Motor City madmen.
I've got a copy of their one-and-only album on Swann Records. Funky
and loud.
>I guess I ain't that old, after all.
>
Only if you can remember when radio stations played both black
and white artists. Jeese, it was nice hearing "Strawberry Fields
Forever" followed by Marvin Gaye's "What's Going On".
On AM yet.
Strayhorn (should we take this to peeves?)
Clinton's Evil Empire
>ldoe...@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering) writes:
>>Oh, la dee da, Mr. Music Expert. Didn't Sha Na Na appear at Woodstock?
>I actually have a recording someplace of a concert where Sha Na Na opened
>for Jefferson Airplane at the Fillmore. Then again, what can you say about
>a place that has Miles Davis opening for a punk band, or Taj Mahal and the
>Grateful Dead? Geeze... we need more diversity like this today.
Back in them days, the Dead _were_ a punk band.
SSC Part: My first concert
Gary Puckett & the Union Gap
Paul Revere & the Raiders
The Association
At the Yale Bowl. This was _not_ when they were part of some '60s revival,
either. "Along Comes Mary", "Hungry" and "Woman, Woman" were still on the
charts. The Assoc. did some shtick about being from Harvard, and were
cutting on the Yalies. They also made remarks about "Cherish" actually
being titled "Cherries" that were considered rather scandalous at the
time.
(Artful tie-in to the article's title, eh? I could make a living as
a net.shepard, bringing back together all those straying usenet articles,
adrift in the ether. Why, the preceding sentence is actually a tie-in to
another thread. Whadaya know? Isn't art great [yet another tie-in!])
Matt
And they (Grateful Dead, that is) did play with Miles, too
Brown
Bob Another beer, please Christ
>Hendrix opening for the Monkees I understood, 'cause Hendrix was
>still pretty unknown at the time and I figured the promoter probably
>assumed that the Experience was just another guitar band.
>However, in '74, Led Zep had been around for almost 10 years and
10 years? No. They formed up in '68, made the 1st album 10 days later.
I saw 'em just before the 2d album came out. In the Fillmore auditorium.
Very cool. Still remember Page playing the guitar with a violin bow.
Bob "Dazed and confusesd" Christ
--
This person is currently under going electric shock therapy at Agnews
Developmental Center in San Jose, California. All his opinions are
static, please ignore him.
Thank you, Nurse Ratched
Bob Another beer, please Christ
>The black R&B groups were also pretty successful at getting drug
>references onto AM radio as well. "Spoonful" has variously been
>interpreted as a spoonful of spooge or a spoonful of heroin.
>At any rate, it was 10cc (and that's where that name came from).
Cream did a pretty good job with 'Spoonful.'
But, here's a REAL good one. The Spencer Davis version of "I'm a Man."
Steve Windwood wrote it, and was with them at the time. The '45'
was sent out and made it to black radio stations. They liked it
and it was getting a lot of air time. Then, they found out it
was a *white* group and stopped playing it. Seems there was no
picture on the jacket.
Bob
Bob Another beer, please Christ
>>Not unless you can remember when Ted Nugent was with the Amboy Dukes.
>the WHO?
No, the Amboy Dukes, not the Who. Ted Nugent was never with the Who.
Neither was the late, great, Myron Florn.
>I guess I ain't that old, after all.
Yes you are, ya Nasty Old Bat [tm].
VALCOURT,HARRY,MR
>In article <bhatchCJ...@netcom.com>,
>Bob "Another beer, please" Christ <bha...@netcom.com> wrote:
>>jen...@twain.ucs.umass.edu (Jenny Gutbezahl) writes:
>>
>>>Damn! I miss the early eighties. I'm getting really old. I just got
>>>Rhinos 1975-77 New York compiliation & it made me nostalgic as all
>>>shit.
>>
>>1. Rhinos?! Who the fuck are the Rhinos?
>>
>
>
>Rhino's one of the best record label currently in existence. Probably
>the only label who can put out a compilation of bands I've never heard
>of and I'll buy it at full price anyway because whoever selects their
>tunage is brilliant. They put out a comp of songs that mention
>teenagers dying (e.g. Leader of the Pack, The Homecoming Queen's Got a
>Gun, Endless Sleep), and a comp of the worst music ever released -
>including Kazoo'd on Classics, adn everyone's favorite hum-along,
>Fluffy. They put out awesome Blues comps, trash comps, garage comps,
>surf comps, you name it.
>
>>
>>You're getting old? Silly girl. I get nostalgic listening to Paul
>>Butterfield, Traffic, Cream and Jefferson Airplane.
>>
>
>Perhaps you are even dead. It is difficult for me to imagine any
>living, sentient being listening to Clapton jerk-off on the guitar and
>enjoying it.
>
>Though maybe you enjoy it for the same reasons I enjoy the Hues
>Corporation, head cheese and maggot-infested cat brains smeared across
>the highway.
>
>>Back in the late 60s, early 70s, they had real music.
>>
>
>better than that.
>
>Of course, at least Alice Cooper was doing pretty interesting stuff
>back then. like hanging out with Zappa and releasing Million Dollar
>Baby (special bonus points for anyone who knows who did the backing
>vocals on that one).
>
>Jenny
>.
You guys should check out a death metal band called Cannibal Corpse.they
have pretty tasteless lyrics.Some song titles are
skull full of maggots
butchered at birth
postmortem ejaculation
coprophagia
i cum blood
entrals ripped from a virgin's cunt
and a few more
>.
Barbara Abernathy
>
>Well, the artist or so-called artist, depending on your preference, was
>reported to have been arrested by the police for that act. In today
>papers.
>
>For Info.
>
>Kin Lee
>
Did he give a buzz cut or a mohawk? Does he do perms?
Kevin W. McAuley
>
>>Hendrix opening for the Monkees I understood, 'cause Hendrix was
>>still pretty unknown at the time and I figured the promoter probably
>>assumed that the Experience was just another guitar band.
>
>>However, in '74, Led Zep had been around for almost 10 years and
>
>10 years? No. They formed up in '68, made the 1st album 10 days later.
>I saw 'em just before the 2d album came out. In the Fillmore auditorium.
>Very cool. Still remember Page playing the guitar with a violin bow.
>
>Bob "Dazed and confusesd" Christ
aaaahh, stop it, stop it,
i've been dazed and confused for so long
but it's not true.
wanted a woman never bargained for you.
some people talk but few of them know
soul of a woman was created below.
aaaahh, please stop. don't go into zep. or i'll start posting lyrics!
no, no, don't make me do it!
fuckin'shit
--
if one falls on you
we just stick a dildo up your ass
and call rawjah.
stu...@eris.umb.edu
Rick Kelly
Ok, I'll say it.
1965 - Suffolk Downs - Boston - Bobby Hebb and the Ronettes opened for
the Beatles. Front row seats - $10 - I had them.
Jimi Hendrix - first tour - Psychedelic Supermarket - Boston - $2
Cream - " " " " " $2.50
Greatful Dead - see Cream
Jefferson Airplane - see Cream
Jethro Tull - first and second tours - old and new Boston Teaparty
Santana - Boston Tea party
MC5 - Boston Teaparty
Mountain - Boston Teaparty
Johnny Winter - Boston Teaparty
1965 - summer - Framingham, Mass - Lovin' Spoonful - Summer in the City
And a whole lot more...............................
--
Rick Kelly r...@rmkhome.com r...@bedford.progress.com
Rick Kelly
: b...@gyrfalcon.gsfc.nasa.gov (MAC) writes:
: >Does anybody have a good recipe for Yorkshire pudding?
: As a matter of fact, yes.
: Have thiry of forty of your closet friends jerk-off into a five gallon
: bucket. Stir in some gelatin, pour into goblets and chill.
: Top off with sliced figs and used condoms.
Hmmm. I thought that was Colorado Quiche.
Joseph.Betz
>>Not unless you can remember when Ted Nugent was with the Amboy Dukes.
>the WHO?
No, no. The Amboy Dukes. Nugent was never in the WHO :-)
>I guess I ain't that old, after all.
Aw, sure you are hon, sure you are.
>JennyG
Joseph.Betz
>"Spoonful" by (?) Johnson - damn, can't think of his first name
That'd be Robert Johnson. He's responsible for a good deal of Clapton's
early success (wrote "Crossroad blues" which Clapton adapted, and gave him a
lot of his style. He also wrote "Sweet home Chicago" which Blues Brothers
fans will recognise. Mind you he was doing this shit in the ?twenties or
thirties!)
>Strayhorn (should we take this to peeves?)
Nah, I enjoy talkin' music, and there *are* some tasteless moments in the
world of early jazz & blues. Break out your biographies, kids.
Daryl Parson
: You guys should check out a death metal band called Cannibal Corpse.they
: have pretty tasteless lyrics.Some song titles are
: skull full of maggots
: butchered at birth
: postmortem ejaculation
: coprophagia
: i cum blood
: entrals ripped from a virgin's cunt
: and a few more
: >.
yeah, try Autopsy as well, with their seminal classic 'Battery Acid Enema',
and of course that romantic lurve song 'Your Rotting Face' (The line, "I
spill forth my love onto your rotting face" always sends shivers down my
spine!)
And Broken Hope as well... Classic trax such as 'Decimated Genitalia'
("Testicles obliterated with ballpeen hammer") and a few others I don't
remember cos some bastard bought the damn CD before I had a chance to...
The Cannibal Corpse logo is pretty cool too. A kinda foetal skeleton.
Just the sorta T-shirt you wanna wear when you're round the back of the
Abortion clinic waiting for free hand-outs...
--
"Base not your joy upon the deeds of others, () Daryl Parson ()
for what is given can be taken away... || (D.Pa...@bradford.ac.uk) ||
No Hope = No Fear..." || ||
Pete Steele - Type O Negative _||_ Waiting for the dawn... _||_
Ken Strayhorn Jr.
>
>Ok, I'll say it.
>
>1965 - Suffolk Downs - Boston - Bobby Hebb and the Ronettes opened for
>the Beatles. Front row seats - $10 - I had them.
>
>Jimi Hendrix - first tour - Psychedelic Supermarket - Boston - $2
>Cream - " " " " " $2.50
Yo, I'll say it: I'm jealous. I've always kicked myself for not
seeing Cream. Missed their Fillmore date by two days in '67. As
a matter of fact I'm sad I didn't get to see Clapton in his
heroin days - his peak, of course - and only first saw him in
his alcoholic days.
He did put on a fun show, staggering drunkenly around the stage and
occasionally pawing at the extremely attractive Yvonne Elliman,
who was wearing a halter top (that should give you an idea of the date
of this show) and a pair of Hawaiian draw-string pants.
The highlight of the show for me was when he finally connected and
demonstrated that Elliman was not wearing panties under those
flimsy cotton pants.
>Greatful Dead - see Cream
>Jefferson Airplane - see Cream
>Jethro Tull - first and second tours - old and new Boston Teaparty
Hm, first saw Tull in '71 when he was touring behind the "This Was"
and "Benefit" albums. I'll say that Ian Anderson tells the best
dirty jokes on stage, including several involving the (allegedly small)
penis of Martin Barre.
>Santana - Boston Tea party
>MC5 - Boston Teaparty
>Mountain - Boston Teaparty
>Johnny Winter - Boston Teaparty
>
Yo, my man! Was this with the "And" band? Loudest fucking concert
I ever saw. Absolutely amazing how much sound only four guys
could put out. And the Winter is the ugliest man in rock - no
small thing!
>1965 - summer - Framingham, Mass - Lovin' Spoonful - Summer in the City
Saw the original Byrds (my first "rock" concert) in '68, so you've
got me beat by three years. BTW, that Byrds concert was $1.50 and
I was given (my first!) joint at that show. It was free.
<sigh>
>
>And a whole lot more...............................
>
>Rick Kelly r...@rmkhome.com r...@bedford.progress.com
Strayhorn (Well, a young man ain't got nothing in the world these days)
Bruce Ediger
>>Johnny Winter - Boston Teaparty
>>
>
>Yo, my man! Was this with the "And" band? Loudest fucking concert
>I ever saw. Absolutely amazing how much sound only four guys
>could put out. And the Winter is the ugliest man in rock - no
>small thing!
You are Wrong, Sir!! Winters is the ugliest _two_ men in rock, since they
are identical mutant twins. _That_ is no small thing. Besides the Winters
Boys, "Lemmy" of Motorhead stands a good chance of winning "Ugliest Man in
Rock", if you ask me. And what about that chinless geek that "sings" for
Judas Priest? I think there could be some contention for such a title.
Art Taylor
>Nah, I enjoy talkin' music, and there *are* some tasteless moments in the
>world of early jazz & blues. Break out your biographies, kids.
Robert Johnson was possibly the most bizarre guy to come out of that era.
Guy had an _interesting_ life(and death).
It is, truly, one to grep a bio for...
But he sings like a woman.
Gary Benson
>In article <CJH9t...@tc.fluke.COM> i...@tc.fluke.COM (Gary Benson) writes:
>>[deleted]
>>That was tough. Next week: Beef Wellington.
>>
>
>
>
>
>MAC
Probably in "Joy of Cooking". I'll look it up tonight. For how many? I can
run it through my recipe calculation program for you if you like.
You're quite welcome. No bother at all.
Don't mention it.
It's quite all right. Really.
--
Gary Benson-_-_-_-_...@tc.fluke.com_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-
No offense is made where none is taken. -Japanese Proverb
Bob Another beer, please Christ
>Hm, first saw Tull in '71 when he was touring behind the "This Was"...
Damn, I never got to see Tull. I did have tickets, but the fuckers got
popped for drugs and couldn't do the show.
I called up and asked about a refund...
Me: Can I get a refund?
Voice: Yes, but do you know who's the replacement?
Me: No, who?
Voice: Janis Joplin with Big Brother.
Me: Never mind.
<click>
This was *after* she had parted ways with the Big Brother and the Holding
Company.
Boy, was I pissed. <hee>
The first concert I went to was in San Diego. Kinda shitty.
3. Chicago Transit Authority
2. Steve Miller
1. Janis Joplin
Still remeber Janis kicking some rent-a-cop in the ass, while he was
on his hands and knees, on stage.
David Garrett
What!? You've never heard of the frigging Amboy Dukes? Well, neither
have most people, I suppose. I picked up a fairly trashed copy of their
first album, "Journey to the Center of Your Mind", for a buck about
ten years ago, just for the decorative possibilities. The jacket has an
impressive collection of a couple hundred `smoking devices' artfully
arranged in a semicircle. I was always amused by this, since old Ted
has been virulently anti-drug for years. Not too many people ever bring
up that album in interviews with him, I'll wager.
>I guess I ain't that old, after all.
Hell, after this thread I expect to get caught unconsciously putting
on the fedora before fastening my seat belt. Confirmation that I've
gone on the Geritol diet will come in the form of a headline, "Honda
crushed by van in left-lane tragedy".
>JennyG
Moving on to alt.peeves, Dave
Phineas
Well, I always thought Frank Zappa was one of the ugliest... of course
he's even uglier now...
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No relation as far as I know. Too bad.
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Jukka Lahtinen
>bed...@teal.csn.org (Bruce Ediger) writes:
..talking about the ugliest guys singing rock. So far mentioned
Johnny Winter, Lemmy from Motorhead, Rob Halforf from Judas Priest,
Frank Zappa...
Hey guys, did you forget somebody who's in the charts now, or at least
was in '93.
Meatloaf!
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> Yo, my man! Was this with the "And" band? Loudest fucking concert
> I ever saw. Absolutely amazing how much sound only four guys
> could put out.
One does not experience "loud" until one sees Skinny Puppy in a small
venue.
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Andrew W. Beckwith
I read something about ugly musicians. What about "wierd al"? You know the
dude who sings backward V formation imitations of " My loves in
Jepoardy,baby-----". Plus, other parodys from the dark side of the moon,
so to speak.
Andrew Beckwith
Daniel Steven Reinker
Bob "Another beer, please" Christ <bha...@netcom.com> wrote:
>The first concert I went to was in San Diego. Kinda shitty.
The first concert I ever went to was a Sepultura concert in Hawaii.
I didn't actually listen to Sepultura, but went because it was a chance
to catch a metal concert and not a lot of metal bands come through
Hawaii. Sepultura was pretty much blown away by their opening band,
which was a local band called Optimum Fury.
The concert was held in this big warehouse sort of place with a stage
set on one side. Someone had hired about fifteen huge samoans to work
security, and they sat on the stage shoving people away. One of the
samoans worked in the crowd with the job of helping up people who
had fallen lest they be trampled.
If you've never been to a small venue metal concert, it has an interesting
setup, basically divisable into three segment. The back group of
people are standing listening to the music. The middle group of people
are moshing and basically slamming around trying to hurt each other.
The front consists of people mashed up against the stage. I was in the
front, having realized that some of the metal groupies were up there
in such a stage of mash and adrenalin that you could give them a feel
and they often wouldn't even notice. Often, people from the middle
would dive onto the people in the front, in the hopes that people
would pick them up and carry them. Another splendid opportunity to
get a quick feel.
tasteless bits
- One of the guys got drunk before the show, and went around spraying
beer on people. This is a BAD THING to do to the mostly psychotic
metal crowd. Halfway through the concert, this guy was on his hands
and knees crying after being moshed the shit out of. The samoan saves
him from being trampled.
- Two guys come up to me and one of them asks me for help in picking
up the second and throwing him onto the people up front. I take hold
of a leg, and me and guy 1 throw guy 2. Guy 2 lands on guy 3's head, and
they both go down. Guy 1 and I make ourselves scarce, fast.
- A guy in the front brought his girlfriend, who was small and shouldn't
really have been in the front with him, as she could have been easily
squashed. The boyfriend spent the entire concert trying to keep people
from slamming into his girlfriend. Girlfriend was in the throes of
ecstacy hoping that a member of Sepultura would sweat on her. She
had smallish, firm tits that fit nicely against my palm.
- At the very end of the concert, some freak got onto the stage. The samoans
started to chase him, and finally the guy takes a flying leap off the
stage. He shouldn't have trusted the metal crowd; they parted before him
like the red sea before Moses, and he smacked the hard floor very
audibly. The samoan came to keep him from being trampled, and what
does this wastoid do upon regaining his feet? Starts yelling 'Heavy metal!
Heavy metal!'
Hiz Lord Dementia
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Mark Lippert
>You guys should check out a death metal band called Cannibal Corpse.they
>have pretty tasteless lyrics.Some song titles are
>
>skull full of maggots
>butchered at birth
>postmortem ejaculation
>coprophagia
>i cum blood
>entrals ripped from a virgin's cunt
>and a few more
Yawn. Been there, done that.
Mark "Even wore one of their hats" Lippert
Barbara Abernathy
>ph...@west.darkside.com (Phineas) writes:
>
>>bed...@teal.csn.org (Bruce Ediger) writes:
>
>..talking about the ugliest guys singing rock. So far mentioned
>Johnny Winter, Lemmy from Motorhead, Rob Halforf from Judas Priest,
>Frank Zappa...
>
>Hey guys, did you forget somebody who's in the charts now, or at least
>was in '93.
>
>Meatloaf!
Hah, what about Neil Young, Bryan Adams and Joe Cocker (Nice name, eh).
Geoff Miller
In article <940115.10...@cheshire.oxy.edu> deme...@cheshire.oxy.edu
(Daniel Steven Reinker) writes:
>The first concert I ever went to was a Sepultura concert in Hawaii.
>I didn't actually listen to Sepultura, but went because it was a chance
>to catch a metal concert and not a lot of metal bands come through
>Hawaii.
When I lived in Hawaii about ten years ago, we had an occasional metal
concert. I saw Ritchie Blackmore at the UH Amphitheater once. His
band ended up cutting their show short because of violence in the crowd.
The big ticket, though, was the show at Aloha Stadium at the end of
every August called Summer Blowout.
The first time I went, the bands were Blue Oyster Cult, Molly Hatchett,
and Ronnie Montrose's band Gamma. The second time, it was Black Sabbath,
Blue Oyster Cult and Heart. (A hell of a line-up for one show, I must
admit.) This was during Sabbath's Ronnie James Dio period (the 'Heaven
and Hell' tour), and before Nancy Wilson really blimped out -- althogh
she was a trifle porky even then.
These shows attracted a pretty wide variety of people; there were the
metalheads, the North Shore surfer and bohemian crowd of which I and
my friends were a part, the hardcore military from the many bases
aroun' da island, and a veritable host of others. Climbing the stairs
up into the stadium before one of these concerts, I saw a burly Marine
passed out cold. He'd been leaning against one of the waist-high
concrete walls surrounding the lower level outside the stands when he
lost consciousness. The guy's head was on the top of the wall, facing
away from the structure, with a three-foot streak of vomit trickling
from his mouth. The poor bastard never even made it inside. Then while
Heart was playing, my roommate Eric, who'd eaten a shitload of shrooms
before the show and consumed Ghod Knows what other substances as well,
ended up puking copiously on the heavy plastic sheet covering the front
of the stage. He'd been partying pretty hard before our group even left
Hale'iwa, so I wasn't too surpised by this; it was only a matter of time
before his system reached critical mass. Fortunately I was far enough
away not to get splattered.
Geoff
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AjD
Bob Mould anywhere.
AjD
except on his
(bleaurgh)
acoustic shows
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Emperor Ming
: In article <walker.758648442@mits> wal...@mits.mdata.fi (Jukka Lahtinen) writes:
: >ph...@west.darkside.com (Phineas) writes:
: >
: >>bed...@teal.csn.org (Bruce Ediger) writes:
: >
: >..talking about the ugliest guys singing rock. So far mentioned
: >Johnny Winter, Lemmy from Motorhead, Rob Halforf from Judas Priest,
: >Frank Zappa...
: >
: >Hey guys, did you forget somebody who's in the charts now, or at least
: >was in '93.
: >
: >Meatloaf!
:
: Hah, what about Neil Young, Bryan Adams and Joe Cocker (Nice name, eh).
I have no idea why, but as I read this thread, I had a vision of John Denver
in a macro-biotic induced fit of red-meat-lust, savagely raping the blackened
leathery corpse of Janice Joplin, while hungrily gnawing on one of its stiff
whithered appendages.
Ed
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given a cheese grater." - Trashcan Man
Kevin W. McAuley
do you thik there is one other
clueless asshole, like yourself, who
does not know who he is and what he
sings.
fuckin'shit
ps;
did your mother drop you
when you were young?
Barbara Abernathy
>Barbara Abernathy (bab...@awk.cse.psu.edu) wrote:
>: In article <walker.758648442@mits> wal...@mits.mdata.fi (Jukka Lahtinen) writes:
>: >ph...@west.darkside.com (Phineas) writes:
>: >
>: >>bed...@teal.csn.org (Bruce Ediger) writes:
>: >
>: >..talking about the ugliest guys singing rock. So far mentioned
>: >Johnny Winter, Lemmy from Motorhead, Rob Halforf from Judas Priest,
>: >Frank Zappa...
>: >
>: >Hey guys, did you forget somebody who's in the charts now, or at least
>: >was in '93.
>: >
>: >Meatloaf!
>:
>: Hah, what about Neil Young, Bryan Adams and Joe Cocker (Nice name, eh).
>:
>I have no idea why, but as I read this thread, I had a vision of John Denver
>in a macro-biotic induced fit of red-meat-lust, savagely raping the blackened
>leathery corpse of Janice Joplin, while hungrily gnawing on one of its stiff
>whithered appendages.
And I thought I was the only one....
Art Taylor
[lotsa stuff deleted]
>And I thought I was the only one....
[more deleted]
Fuck _off_ already!
Barbara Abernathy
Eat shit and die, you fucking slab of gopher snot.
Ben Cox
>Bob Mould anywhere.
>AjD
>except on his
>(bleaurgh)
>acoustic shows
The one time I went to see him (an acoustic show), his opening act was
so fucking awful that I left before he came on.
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alex lasky
> with taste. Of course, this being alt.tasteless, you should be
> forgiven, even if you were advocating Frankie Goes to Hollywood.
Forgiven? I would have thought supporting Frankie was a minimum
requirement for alt.tasteless. Have you heard the extended remix of Relax
which makes it all so clear what the song is about? It goes:
"Thrust your fist into my ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
So just relax, and you will feel no pain"
to a background of panting, sighs and moans. I was truly moved.
>
> Trying to hold in my breakfast, I remain,
>
> Jenny
What were you trying to hold in your breakfast?
Alex Lasky * "I remember a time, this was the beginning
g...@elec.apana.org.au * Of a permissive new age
Sydney, Australia * But it's the same old cabbage" - MES
Matthew MacIntyre
By the way, is pubic-hair trimming art?
Barbara Abernathy
>bab...@awk.cse.psu.edu (Barbara Abernathy) writes:
>
>>>..talking about the ugliest guys singing rock. So far mentioned
>>>Johnny Winter, Lemmy from Motorhead, Rob Halforf from Judas Priest,
>>>Frank Zappa...
>
>
>>Hah, what about Neil Young, Bryan Adams and Joe Cocker (Nice name, eh).
>
Tut Tut, don't forget Keith Richards (Duff from G-N-R is an ugly fucker too)
>
>>>! wal...@mits.mdata.fi !
>
>Murray
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Murray Chapman
>>..talking about the ugliest guys singing rock. So far mentioned
>>Johnny Winter, Lemmy from Motorhead, Rob Halforf from Judas Priest,
>>Frank Zappa...
>>Meatloaf!
>Hah, what about Neil Young, Bryan Adams and Joe Cocker (Nice name, eh).
Mick Jagger. He's one butt-ugly motherfucker.
>>! wal...@mits.mdata.fi !
Chris
> The Crew-Cuts do a song called Chop Chop Boom, which is about whacking
> off. The way they've arranged it, the entire band does backing
> vocals, with all of them joyously intoning:
>
> "Chop Chop Booo-oom!
> Chop Chop Booo-oom!"
> Chop Chop!!"
>
> Do these guys KNOW they're having an audio circle jerk?
>
My favorite jerkoff song (that's about not for) is Jackson Browne's "Rosie"
off his "Running on Empty" Album.
Rosie you're all right
You wear my ring
When I hold you tight
Honey that's my thing
When I turn out the lights
I gotta hand it to me
Looks like its me and you tonight
Ro-osie
> I really miss the old days. Nowadays if Two Live Crew wants to sing
> about sex, they just put the word "fuck" into the lyrics 78 times, and
> get taken to court. The Treniers, on the other hand, could write a
> song called "Poontang" that got air play because none of the white
> station managers knew what it meant.
>
> I guess I really AM old,
>
> Jenny
Subtlety is a lost art.
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Chris
> bed...@teal.csn.org (Bruce Ediger) writes:
> > k...@acpub.duke.edu (Ken Strayhorn Jr.) wrote:
> > >>Johnny Winter - Boston Teaparty
> > >Yo, my man! Was this with the "And" band? Loudest fucking concert
> > >I ever saw. Absolutely amazing how much sound only four guys
> > >could put out. And the Winter is the ugliest man in rock - no
> > >small thing!
> >
> > You are Wrong, Sir!! Winters is the ugliest _two_ men in rock, since they
> > are identical mutant twins. _That_ is no small thing. Besides the Winters
> > Boys, "Lemmy" of Motorhead stands a good chance of winning "Ugliest Man in
> > Rock", if you ask me. And what about that chinless geek that "sings" for
> > Judas Priest? I think there could be some contention for such a title.
> >
> >
>
> Well, I always thought Frank Zappa was one of the ugliest... of course
> he's even uglier now...
I think the ugliest is the guitar palyer for Adam Ant. NO I never listened to
that shit, but I'm a whore, I'll work for anybody. I even worked for
Ernest Angely -- not that is truly tasteless!!!
brontochick
: k...@acpub.duke.edu (Ken Strayhorn Jr.) writes:
: >Hm, first saw Tull in '71 when he was touring behind the "This Was"...
Wow, this thread is making me feel younger and younger by the minute-- I'm just
about ready to dwindle into fetushood... the first real concert I went to (the
1987 Monkees reunion show at Merriweather Post Pavilion doesn't count-- we're
ALL stupid in 8th grade!) was U2, on their Zoo TV tour. A cool show though,
almost worth the forty bucks...
-bc
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brontochick
: Hah, what about Neil Young, Bryan Adams and Joe Cocker (Nice name, eh).
There's always Bob Mould... he looks a lot like his name.
brontochick
: a...@oit.itd.umich.edu (AjD) writes:
: >Bob Mould anywhere.
: >AjD
: >except on his
: >(bleaurgh)
: >acoustic shows
: The one time I went to see him (an acoustic show), his opening act was
: so fucking awful that I left before he came on.
Ahhh, yes... he did an acoustic show at Jolly Armrest... his opening act was
some guy strapped into a wheelchair, who managed to plunk through his set by
flailing his apparently useless arm against specially-tuned strings. He looked
as though he was about to fall out of the wheelchair, an event which sadly
never happened. His name was Vince Something-or-other, and he was actually
pretty good... anyone know more about him? I think we have a potential A.T.
mascot...
Joseph.Betz
>In article <1994Jan14.1...@mixcom.mixcom.com> Joseph.Betz <Josep...@mixcom.mixcom.com> writes:
>>Nah, I enjoy talkin' music, and there *are* some tasteless moments in the
>>world of early jazz & blues. Break out your biographies, kids.
>Robert Johnson was possibly the most bizarre guy to come out of that era.
>Guy had an _interesting_ life(and death).
>It is, truly, one to grep a bio for...
>But he sings like a woman.
Yes, that he does. Kinda a counter to John Lee Hooker's big bass voice.
Johnson sounds more like a screechy falsetto (but what the fuck, the blues
is the blues).
Obtasteless: From the world of jazz, courtesy legendary female jazz & blues
singer Billie Holiday.
Seems Billie was in a club (back in the forties) that was segregated. They
had a white mens bathroom, a white women's bathroom, and a black mens
bathroom, but nothing for the black ladies.
After being told by some cunt of a white waitress that she couldn't use the
white women's bathroom, and she couldn't use _either_ men's bathroom, Billie
proceeded to hike up her skirt and piss right there on the floor, all the
time looking the bitch dead in the eye. Not one to take any shit (from a
white woman anyway), our Billie.
OBbbbbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrr!
FUCK is it cold in Wisconsin (as well as most of the midwest and east).
-15 most of today, with wind chills to -65
Spend 10 hours going from job to job today, and had to stop to (guess)
install a new battery in the van. My feet have finally thawed, and the
feeling is coming back to them.
A small bit of tastelessness: I've got a full beard & mustache. That means
I've had a mustache full of frozen snot for most of today, as the shit just
freezes the minute it dribbles out. Then I go inside and feel the snot
thawing & oozing over my lip. Yummy-salty!
--
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In article <1994Jan16....@mixcom.mixcom.com> Joseph.Betz <Josep...@mixcom.mixcom.com> writes:
>In <2h76j4$b...@hebron.connected.com> ree...@hebron.connected.com (Art Taylor) writes:
>
>>In article <1994Jan14.1...@mixcom.mixcom.com> Joseph.Betz <Josep...@mixcom.mixcom.com> writes:
>
>>>Nah, I enjoy talkin' music, and there *are* some tasteless moments in the
>>>world of early jazz & blues. Break out your biographies, kids.
>
>>Robert Johnson was possibly the most bizarre guy to come out of that era.
>>Guy had an _interesting_ life(and death).
>
>>It is, truly, one to grep a bio for...
>
>>But he sings like a woman.
>
>Yes, that he does. Kinda a counter to John Lee Hooker's big bass voice.
>Johnson sounds more like a screechy falsetto (but what the fuck, the blues
>is the blues).
>
>Obtasteless: From the world of jazz, courtesy legendary female jazz & blues
>singer Billie Holiday.
>
>Seems Billie was in a club (back in the forties) that was segregated. They
>had a white mens bathroom, a white women's bathroom, and a black mens
>bathroom, but nothing for the black ladies.
>
>After being told by some cunt of a white waitress that she couldn't use the
>white women's bathroom, and she couldn't use _either_ men's bathroom, Billie
>proceeded to hike up her skirt and piss right there on the floor, all the
>time looking the bitch dead in the eye. Not one to take any shit (from a
>white woman anyway), our Billie.
>
>OBbbbbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrr!
>
Why couldn't you save this for Black History Month???
Art Taylor
>
>In article <1994Jan16....@mixcom.mixcom.com> Joseph.Betz <Josep...@mixcom.mixcom.com> writes:
[Robert Johnson (King of the Delta Blues Singers) exchange deleted]
>>Obtasteless: From the world of jazz, courtesy legendary female jazz & blues
>>singer Billie Holiday.
[Chutzpah deleted]
>Why couldn't you save this for Black History Month???
[Cold Wisconsin / thawing Beard Caught Snot bit deleted]
Fucking Hell, barb, what the piss were you thinking when you posted this?
You left two unrelated elements(one _totally_ unrelated, even) intact in
their entirety to make a _one_ line comment on another section(which
could have been trimmed down as I did above). How fucking intelligent does
a person have to be to realise that this is a total waste?
Strangely, I feel a wee bit stupid when I actually keep reading these messages,
knowing that, after pages of included text, there is no gem resting at the
bottom(or buried in the middle, as it is here). The people who have this
tendency of leaving too much text are also strangely devoid of any intellect,
and can make no statement more inspired than,``Why didn't you save this for
Black History Month?''
Go away, and never darken this network again.
OBTasteless:
I've developed, over the last month and a half, a little urinary oddity.
_Every_ time I tinkle, I blow some sort of plug into the toilet, then piss
flows at a 90deg angle _down_ from my penis. After about five seconds, it
normalizes, and flows normally.
While peeing, it feels quite good, like scratching an itch that has bothered
you for hours. After I am finished, I am greeted by a fierce burning, and
any pressure directed inwardly on the organ, right behind the glans, is
_quite_ painful(as if there is a large solid wedged in there).
Then after the pain goes away, it itches like hell.
Too bad I can't really brag about this at parties(women seem to be turned
off by this), as I could have even _more_ fun with it.
Barbara Abernathy
>In article <CJqAo...@cse.psu.edu> bab...@awk.cse.psu.edu (Barbara Abernathy) writes:
>>
>>In article <1994Jan16....@mixcom.mixcom.com> Joseph.Betz <Josep...@mixcom.mixcom.com> writes:
>
>[Robert Johnson (King of the Delta Blues Singers) exchange deleted]
>
>>>Obtasteless: From the world of jazz, courtesy legendary female jazz & blues
>>>singer Billie Holiday.
>
>[Chutzpah deleted]
>
>>Why couldn't you save this for Black History Month???
>
>[Cold Wisconsin / thawing Beard Caught Snot bit deleted]
>
>Fucking Hell, barb, what the piss were you thinking when you posted this?
Go eat your mother's clamydia infested twat you reeses monkey.
>
>You left two unrelated elements(one _totally_ unrelated, even) intact in
>their entirety to make a _one_ line comment on another section(which
>could have been trimmed down as I did above).
I could have but I didn't, you chunk of shit with undigested corn
nibbits lodged it in. I like pissing off imbeciles like you. It must be
rough having 47 chromosomes.
> How fucking intelligent does
>a person have to be to realise that this is a total waste?
Actually one could have easily asked that hairy dyke mom of yours the same
about her failed abortion.
>
>Strangely, I feel a wee bit stupid when I actually keep reading these messages,
Stop lying, you feel very stupid, and that's okay because you are (very stupid)
>knowing that, after pages of included text, there is no gem resting at the
>bottom(or buried in the middle, as it is here). The people who have this
>tendency of leaving too much text are also strangely devoid of any intellect,
>and can make no statement more inspired than,``Why didn't you save this for
>Black History Month?''
Obviously you're too stoopid to get it. Here's a tip, have an adult explain it
to you, preferably one that's literate (that excludes any of your family
members).
>
>Go away, and never darken this network again.
Stop taking your AZT treatments and die, NOW!
>
>OBTasteless:
>
>I've developed, over the last month and a half, a little urinary oddity.
>_Every_ time I tinkle, I blow some sort of plug into the toilet, then piss
>flows at a 90deg angle _down_ from my penis. After about five seconds, it
>normalizes, and flows normally.
>
It must be those penile implants. Does your mommy like them?
>While peeing, it feels quite good, like scratching an itch that has bothered
>you for hours. After I am finished, I am greeted by a fierce burning, and
>any pressure directed inwardly on the organ, right behind the glans, is
>_quite_ painful(as if there is a large solid wedged in there).
>
That's what you get for fucking another hairy assed man, rumpranger.
>Then after the pain goes away, it itches like hell.
Maybe if you showered more often the fungi would go away.
>
>Too bad I can't really brag about this at parties(women seem to be turned
>off by this), as I could have even _more_ fun with it.
>
Gee, you sound like the dateless and desperate type. Get a life, luser.
>
You're as amusing as tonsilitis, take your STD away and rot in hell.
Matt Bruce
: By the way, is pubic-hair trimming art?
Not unless/until it gets NEA funding.
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anyone here seriously, but hopefully it's much warmer where Tip is.