Warts
Steven Perich
night.. about warts. (OK, nothing better to do).
- What are some better ways to get rid of them (this one is driving me
loopy, much to the amusement of friends and family)? Burning them off?
biting them off? Slicing? grating?
- I've heard rumours that they can spread by just touching them or
something. Is this true? Does this mean I can smear my FingerWart(tm) all
over my body and be blessed the very next day with thousands of warts all
over it? Or rub it on those close to me as a way to say "I love you"?
- Do they contain any of the following:
o Pus
o Semen
o Blood
or any other fun body liquids?
ObT: Saw quite an artistic roadkill the other day. Actually, it was two
roadkii. The droopy remains of a white fluffy rabbit (complete with
fly-ridden eyeballs), and the harsh remains of a cute widdle ginger cat.
Both were very much dead and full of nice smells, but the most spectacular
thing was the way they were arranged: (bad ascii drawing time)
Cat Rabbit
Road o- -o
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Kerb
Very picturesque. Sorry, no camera, no scanner, so no GIF's. :(
Can anyone come up with an idea about how the hell they got in such a perfect
mirror-image position? Theonly thing that I can think of is that the rabbit
got bowled first, and crawled over and died in the gutter, then the cat saw
it and came over to inspect it, then got skittled too, then went over and
coincidentally died in the gutter as a mirror image. The only other thing
I can decide is that some sick fuckwit moved them to that position, but the
pools of dried blood make me doubt that.
PS: Did I hear someone say that Sir Dahmer once graced His presence in this
group? If so does anyone have archives of it?
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Mike Weber
In a previous article, her...@meridian.plcbcs.kiwi.gen.nz (Steven Perich) says:
>I have a wart on the side of my right index finger, and I was thinking last
>night.. about warts. (OK, nothing better to do).
with them. She had a bump on her hands as a youngster.
> - What are some better ways to get rid of them (this one is driving me
>loopy, much to the amusement of friends and family)? Burning them off?
>biting them off? Slicing? grating?
go away by themselves. Carol's, however, were more insistant; her doctor
applied all sorts of medicines, none of which worked, until she finally
went to a dermatologist who gave her some sort of blister beetle oil
on them. It hurt like a fucker, but they eventually blistered and fell
off. I also recall her mentioning using one of those "home remedies"
some old person prescribed which worked well. I think it involved
doing something soaking a rag in somehting, wrapping the warts for a
night, burying the rags, and ignoring the warts.
> - I've heard rumours that they can spread by just touching them or
>something. Is this true? Does this mean I can smear my FingerWart(tm) all
>over my body and be blessed the very next day with thousands of warts all
>over it? Or rub it on those close to me as a way to say "I love you"?
contagious as lepracy.
> - Do they contain any of the following:
> o Pus
> o Semen
> o Blood
> or any other fun body liquids?
removed starts bleeding profusely.
>PS: Did I hear someone say that Sir Dahmer once graced His presence in this
>group? If so does anyone have archives of it?
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Some aboriginal Australians and inhabitants of New Guinea routinely ate
art of a dead relative's body as an act of respect and to appease the ghost
of the deceased. Everyone involved dreaded the "feast" which was accompanied
by almost ceaseless vomiting, spitting, and other signs of disgust, sometimes
lasting several days." DEATH TO DUST
Daniel Steven Reinker
Steven Perich <her...@meridian.plcbcs.kiwi.gen.nz> wrote:
>PS: Did I hear someone say that Sir Dahmer once graced His presence in this
>group? If so does anyone have archives of it?
That's my cue!
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Subject: Re: KILL ALL FAGS!!!!
From: jda...@net.cord.wisc.com
In article <7989....@owlnet.rice.edu> avi...@owlnet.rice.edu wrote:
>In article <3cds4n$4...@news.uiuc.edu> ri...@uiuc.edu (Richard
> Tyler) wrote:
>> you are a fucking nut! you would let your son go to school, to be taught
>> by a fucking faggot? just don't come crying to me when he starts
>> buggering your son.
>
>I will say once again: THERE IS NOTHING INHERENTLY DIFFERENT ABOUT
>HOMOSEXUALS, ASIDE FROM DIFFERENT SEXUAL PREFERENCES. You think
sure there is. ever been to a gay bar? I have. Fags are different.
They are queer. you would be able to tell just by watching a single
guy in a bar. They act strangely. If you can't tell, you really
are a nut. They taste differently too, and this is something I guess the othe
rs
in alt.tasteless can agree with me. Fags are completely different.
Their meat is aprodesiac, almost. you'd have to try it to know.
>you'd even KNOW if a teacher is gay? Guess what your teacher may
>be gay now, you just can't tell.
You can tell.
Jeff
Subject: I just ate an arm
From: jdahmer@@net.cord.wisc.com
Guess what, everyone. I just had an arm for dinner. The donor didn't
need it anymore. he didn't need any of his body parts anymore, so
maybe I'll eatt them all.
How to cook an arm:
First you put it in a pot, and set the water to boiling. You have
to have a big pot to fit all the arm in. you could maybe cut the
arm into littler pieces if you want, but I didn't. After a little
boiling, it doesn't even look like an arm really, just meat. Cut
the good parts off with a knife. It really just looks like meat,
floatiing fag meat. then cuts some carrots and other veggies and
mix them in. Then open a can of tomato paste and put that in too,
to give the water a little flavoring. throw in other things
if you want, whatever makes it good. It's good soup, fag arms
are best because they have that special something.
Maybe I'll have a leg for breakfast tomorrow.
seeyou,
Crazyman Jeff
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These may be the only two articles anybody saved, though I suspect
some of the other old-timers may have an ancient article or two
and are either hoarding or have forgotten about it.
Hiz Lord Dementia
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"The chains that bind us...grow stronger!" -Napalm Death
Richard
>
> I have a wart on the side of my right index finger, and I was thinking last
> night.. about warts. (OK, nothing better to do).
>
Hey, I have one there too
Just been to the docs about it.
He sprayed the thing with liquid nitrogen!
Now im puting this stuff called Salactol on it.
Available over the counter.
Turns it YELLOW!
Lovely
Bits of it are just falling off all the time!
Great if u get hungry
> - What are some better ways to get rid of them (this one is driving me
> loopy, much to the amusement of friends and family)? Burning them off?
> biting them off? Slicing? grating?
>
I tried chewing for a year, it just comes back.
So does slicing, cos I regualarly had to trim mine with a craft knife!
> - I've heard rumours that they can spread by just touching them or
> something. Is this true? Does this mean I can smear my FingerWart(tm) all
> over my body and be blessed the very next day with thousands of warts all
> over it? Or rub it on those close to me as a way to say "I love you"?
>
A wart is a virus, and this can be transmitted by touch!
But It must only transmit to other hands cos ive had mine for a year,
and im right handed and I havent got one on the choad yet!
> - Do they contain any of the following:
>
> o Pus
> o Semen
> o Blood
> or any other fun body liquids?
>
Its just hard skin that wont die!
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Steve Howie
: In article: <3ocq1c...@meridian.plcbcs.kiwi.gen.nz> her...@meridian.plcbcs.kiwi.gen.nz
: (Steven Perich) writes:
: >
: > - What are some better ways to get rid of them (this one is driving me
: > biting them off? Slicing? grating?
: >
: I tried chewing for a year, it just comes back.
: So does slicing, cos I regualarly had to trim mine with a craft knife!
A few years ago, I had a whole mass of them on my right knee, and had them
all ripped off when I was playing rugby one day. Nice disgusting
grass-burn on the knee tore the fuckers off. They bleed like hell too when
this happens since they have a very rich blood supply and some kind of
prehensile root system. They haven't returned since.
Scotty
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Peter T. Caffin
: Richard (Ric...@deckard.demon.co.uk) wrote:
: : In article: <3ocq1c...@meridian.plcbcs.kiwi.gen.nz> her...@meridian.plcbcs.kiwi.gen.nz
: : (Steven Perich) writes:
: : > - What are some better ways to get rid of them (this one is driving me
: : > loopy, much to the amusement of friends and family)? Burning them off?
: : > biting them off? Slicing? grating?
Get a thick needle. Heat it up `til it's really hot with a lighter.
Apply it to the top of the wart. Don't dig in (unless you really want to
see what your blood looks like when it's slightly charred with carbon
bits floating in it). The wart usually just decides that it's getting a
bit too damned hot around these parts and falls off. You can then pick
it up and start chewing away.
Being so close to human flesh in DNA, you can happily know that you've
engaged in a small act of self-canibalisation.
Interesting concept: Howabout alt.tasteless members start doing research
on how to mass-produce warts? We can then lightly toast them off peo^H^H^H
our `wart accumulation machines' and sell them to the world.. People can
finally know the taste of canibalism without having PC snags yelling
`that's obscene! you killed someone just for your lunch?'
Imagine the delicasy being served at your local ***** restaurant.. or
better yet, being able to buy a MacWart or a MacMac! It could be
brilliant. Forget `Save the Choad'.. Eat the choad (or a similar
replica meat substance)!
I think it's time to suggest this to some Biology honours grads for their
Ph(u)D thesises. I claim intellectual copyright for the idea :-)
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