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Mischief

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May 29, 1998, 3:00:00 AM5/29/98
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A once knew a painter and decorator who used to be a gynaecologist,
He could decorate a room through the keyhole!

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slowcarfasterbike

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Jun 2, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/2/98
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Yeah? Well I used to know a gynecologist who wanted a change of
careers. He had always loved cars, and wanted to become a mechanic.
He took the required classes and went to the DOT to take his test.

The Instructor informed him he would have 1 hour to disassemble and
assemble his car. He would get 50 points for correct disassembly and
50 point for correct assembly.

Well the doctor took his test and eagerly awaited his score.

The Instructor came out and announced he got a score of 200. The
doctor gasped and said, how is that possible?

The instructor said: "You get 50 points for correct dissassembly, 50
points for correct assembly, and 100 bonus points for doing it all
through the exhaust-pipe"

:-)


On Fri, 29 May 1998 14:45:35 GMT, mi...@mischief.u-net.com (Mischief)
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Slowcarfasterbike
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