Old Ethiopian Jokes...
Andy Krapcha
: Here's some Ethiopian Classics!!! ;)
: Q: What do you call an Ethiopian wearing Army Boots!?
: A: A Golf Club
: Q: What's the defenition of cruel!?!
: A: A one armed Ethiopian Hanging off a cliff with some Chocolate in
: his pocket
: Q: What's the fastest thing on two legs!?
: A: An etheopian with a dinner ticket
: I got more but I can't remember them....
: . . . . . ..oO Eurig Jones Oo.. . . . . .
: -= ejo...@zetnet.co.uk =-
Q: What do you call an Ethiopian with a dog?
A: Vegetarian
Q: What do you call an Ethiopian with two dogs?
A: Cattle baron
Q: How can you tell when an Ethiopian women is pregnant?
A: Hold her up to a strong light
Craig Roberts
>Here's some Ethiopian Classics!!! ;)
>
>Q: What do you call an Ethiopian wearing Army Boots!?
>A: A Golf Club
>
>Q: What's the defenition of cruel!?!
>A: A one armed Ethiopian Hanging off a cliff with some Chocolate in
>his pocket
>
>Q: What's the fastest thing on two legs!?
>A: An etheopian with a dinner ticket
>
>I got more but I can't remember them....
> . . . . . ..oO Eurig Jones Oo.. . . . . .
Did you hear about the Ethiopian who was thrown in the crocodile pit ?
He ate 10 before they got him out.
> -= ejo...@zetnet.co.uk =-
>
William Cook
A: A vegetarian.
Q: What do you call an Ethiopian with two dogs?
A: A rancher.
Q: What do you call an Ethiopian taking a dump in the middle of the
street?
A: A showoff.
George Szymanski
<ejo...@zetnet.co.uk> writes
>Here's some Ethiopian Classics!!! ;)
>
>Q: What do you call an Ethiopian wearing Army Boots!?
>A: A Golf Club
>
>Q: What's the defenition of cruel!?!
>A: A one armed Ethiopian Hanging off a cliff with some Chocolate in
>his pocket
>
>Q: What's the fastest thing on two legs!?
>A: An etheopian with a dinner ticket
>
>I got more but I can't remember them....
> . . . . . ..oO Eurig Jones Oo.. . . . . .
>
Most dangerous job in Ethiopia?
Tail gunner on a garbage truck!
George
Lloyd Dolan
A: The Ethiopians weren't that hungry?
Lloyd Dolan
Martin Christopher Gregory
>ejo...@zetnet.co.uk (Eurig Jones) wrote:
>>Here's some Ethiopian Classics!!! ;)
>>
>>Q: What do you call an Ethiopian wearing Army Boots!?
>>A: A Golf Club
>>
>>Q: What's the defenition of cruel!?!
>>A: A one armed Ethiopian Hanging off a cliff with some Chocolate in
>>his pocket
>>
>>Q: What's the fastest thing on two legs!?
>>A: An etheopian with a dinner ticket
or A. An ethiopian chicken
>>I got more but I can't remember them....
>> . . . . . ..oO Eurig Jones Oo.. . . . . .
>Did you hear about the Ethiopian who was thrown in the crocodile pit ?
Berna SLIKKER
>In article <Do9EF...@news.dlr.de>, Craig Roberts <croberts> says:
>>ejo...@zetnet.co.uk (Eurig Jones) wrote:
>Q: What's the slowest thing in the world?
>A: Ethiopian on a diet.
Q: Why did they send back this truckload of medicines from Ethiopia?
A: The bottles said: "Three times a day, after meals."
Berna
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Nederlands :-)| O Sensei, when asked about the Christian doctrine of
Esperanto :-) | turning the other cheek: "If I am able to move my
English :-) | cheek out of the way to begin with, then I will have
Espanol :-) | then I will have prevented the person from sinning
Deutsch :-| | against me."
Francais :-( |
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Bobby H
>
> Q: What does an Ethiopian say to another who is shitting openly ?
> A: Don't show off.
Q. What's the black goo between an elephant's toes?
A. Slow Ethiopians.
Naresh Gurung
A: Don't show off.
Q: What do you call an Ethiopian wearing army boots ?
A: A pair of golf clubs.
Mike
J.B. Fox
how do you get 10,000 ethipopians in a baked bean can?
Tell 'em there's one left.
What is eddie kids latest stunt?
Riging through ethipoia with a loaf of bread on his back.
what's the fastest thing on two legs.
an ethiopian with a dinner ticket.
what's the fatest thing on 4 legs?
his mom and dad chasing him.
How do you stop an ethipoian from drowning?
throw him a polo. (for the americans a candy life saver)
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"I'm not the Messiah. I'm not the Messiah!"
"Yes you are and I should know,
I've followed a few!"
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Jon of the Croft
Lawyers Anon.
The only thing wrong with plagiarism is
that people have done it before.
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Christian Rygg
(Tue, 19 Mar 1996 00:31:24 GMT)
>
>p_s...@alchemy.co.nz (Ourobouros) wrote:
>
>>In article <Do9EF...@news.dlr.de>, Craig Roberts <croberts> says:
>>>ejo...@zetnet.co.uk (Eurig Jones) wrote:
>
>>Q: What's the slowest thing in the world?
>>A: Ethiopian on a diet.
>
>Q: Why did they send back this truckload of medicines from Ethiopia?
>A: The bottles said: "Three times a day, after meals."
>
Q: Where in Ethiopia do you find the most people?
A: That depends on the direction of the wind...
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LFC forever - You'll never walk alone!
Jo Helsen
Q: What says the note on the door of the Ethiopean emergency-room ?
A: "Please shift emergencies under the door"
Q: What's this? (best I could do in ASCII)
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A: An Ethiopian who chokes on a (donated) grain of rice.
Q: Why did they cancel the soccergame Ireland-Ethiopia ?
A: The Ethiopeans had eaten all the grass before the game took off...
Q: Why did the Ethiopean government send the donated watchbands back to
sender?
A: There weren't enough holes in them to use them as a belt...
Q: Why did the Ethiopean government send the donated condoms back to
sender?
A: They preferred non-transparant bodybags...
Thanks for your attention,
Jolly Jo
ob funny sig:
"Gravity doesn't exist; the Earth sucks!"
EJM
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Exquisite!
This being one of my specialities, I would like to add:
Q: What is this ("pointing to a UPC code")?
A: Am Ethiopian family portrait
Q: What's the fastest animal in the world?
A: The Ethiopian Chicken
Q: What is this: "20-46-18"?
A: Measurements of the new Miss Ethiopia
Q: How many Ethiopians can you fit in a phone booth?
A: All of them.
Ed