helen keller jokes
jkk...@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
her dog's blind too
how do her parents punish her?
leave the plunger in the toilet
why was the side of her face burned?
she answered the iron
hear about her new book?
around the block in 180 days
what did she do when she fell down the well?
she screamed her arms off
why'd she pass out in the driveway?
she tried to read the gravel
why'd her dog run away?
you would to if your name was "ABVRETBTRSF!!!" (must be told to someone else
for it to be funny)
post any more if you got 'em...
the mad hatter
jkk...@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
why does helen keller masturbate with only one hand?
because she has to moan with the other
the mad hatter
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Dan Blumenfeld
Q: How did Hellen Keller burn her hands?
A: She tried to read the waffle iron.
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Dan Blumenfeld
Dartmouth Medical School
"Please refrain from applauding until
the end of the performace. Thank you."
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Mark Leonard
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her when she was naughty?
They put extra door-knobs on the doors (and also re-arranged the furniture).
What did Helen Keller do when she fell over a cliff?
Screamed her hands off.
Mark.
Nathan Don Walton
You would too, if your name was "aarhoarraahouruh!"
And, of course, why were Helen Keller's socks always yellow?
Her dog was blind, too!
Gee, I knew I went to elementary school for a reason!
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Nathan Don Walton, wal...@owlnet.rice.edu, Rice University, Houston, Texas
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Birgit Hass
I`ve never heard of a person with such name?
Keith Whittingham
>Who on earth is Helen Keller?
>I`ve never heard of a person with such name?
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Bartosz Blacha
ha...@uran.informatik.uni-bonn.de (Birgit Hass) writes:
> Who on earth is Helen Keller?
> I`ve never heard of a person with such name?
She hasn't either! :-)
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Mike Kahlke
:
:How did Helen Keller's parents punish her when she was naughty?
:They put extra door-knobs on the doors (and also re-arranged the furniture).
Or, they left the plunger in the toilet.
:What did Helen Keller do when she fell over a cliff?
:Screamed her hands off.
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:Mark.
Why is Helen Keller's face pock-marked?
From learning to eat with a fork.
How did she burn her ears?
From answering the iron.
Mike (kah...@ctron.com)
Spectre
>Why is Helen Keller's face pock-marked?
>From learning to eat with a fork.
hadn't heard that one yet.
>How did she burn her ears?
>From answering the iron.
How did Helen Keller burn her face?
She answered the iron.
How did she burn the other side?
They called back.
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well?
Screamed her hands off.
>Mike (kah...@ctron.com)
--Charlie
Justin J Stephen
: In article <2hpi5g...@ctron-news.ctron.com> kah...@hops.ctron.com writes:
: What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well?
: Screamed her hands off.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
2 ways...1. Rearrange the furniture.
2. Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Why did her dog run away?
You would to if your name was "flargh shwlah ransahg"
How did she burn her face?
Bobbing for french fries
Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
She has to moan with the other one.
JJS
MICHAEL P RUNY
: Bobbing for french fries
: JJS
Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?
Her dog was blind too.
"I want to decide who lives and who dies." - Crow T. Robot
Gary Arkoff
>
>How did she burn her face?
>
>Bobbing for french fries
Answering the iron.
How did she burn the other side?
They called back.
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"I ain't never seen no rainbow trout, and if I did it wouldn't
look like no rainbow." -David Huebner
Gary L. Arkoff ark...@lclark.edu
Lestat
sing with the other!