Where are the shuttle jokes???
John L. Meeks, Jr.
shuttle jokes!!!? I am sick and tired of the media making it out like the JFK
assassination or worse. Christa McAullife never even met Marilyn Monroe!!!
And those seven astronauts are heroes, but are no more sacred than Natalie
Wood, Rock Hudson, or Sandy Duncan!!! So when you think of how classy the
three networks are when they make those seven into saints, think about how
many ratings points NBC, CBS, ABC, and CNN got for replaying that same
fucking explosion repeatedly for the past 10 years and running. That's not
history that's exploitation and a story begging for some SICK JOKES!!!
Raymond Mickle
What color were Christa McAuliffe's eyes?
Blue, one blew left and one blew right.
What was the last thing she said to her husband before she left?
You feed the dog, I'll feed the fish.
How do we know the astronauts took showers before they got on the shuttle?
Because we found their head and shoulders on the beach.
Is this enough for now?
Stephen Dailey
>Here are some:
Where do astronauts spend their vacation?
All over Florida.
What was Christa McAuliffe's husband doing on vacation in Florida?
Looking for a piece of ass on the beach.
What were the last words spoken on the Challenger?
I said BUD LIGHT!
What does NASA stand for?
Need Another Seven Astronauts
or,
Now Accepting Seven Applications.
What do Christa McAuliffe and Donna Rice have in common?
They both went down on the Challenger.
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Steve
Thomas J. McLaughlin
>>Here are some:
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>Steve
Not to forget
What was the last thing that went through Christa's mind?
Her left foot...
and Why didn't Christa shower the morning of the flight?
She wanted to wash up on shore....
mfmillen
How about this.
What did Christa McAuliffe say just before the ship blew up?
What does this button do?
Beer
William Cook
: In article <Pine.SOL.3.91.9601...@expert.cc.purdue.edu> Raymond Mickle <amo...@expert.cc.purdue.edu> writes:
: >Here are some:
: >What color were Christa McAuliffe's eyes?
: >Blue, one blew left and one blew right.
: >What was the last thing she said to her husband before she left?
: >You feed the dog, I'll feed the fish.
Or, alternatively, "You do the dishes, I'll feed the fishes..."
: >How do we know the astronauts took showers before they got on the shuttle?
rg
11: 2 in front, 2 in back, 7 in the ashtray
eL gATO
they didnt know it was going to blow up.
-el gato
Bill
for space shuttle humor.
--
Bill Eden
"How do I set my laser printer to stun?"
Jamison Chochrek
They couldn't get 7-up!
Jamison Chochrek
Science.
Do you know what she is teaching now?
History.
I know its bad, but had to post it!
Lunarsea
>From: yku0...@yorku.ca (Aaron Kendal)
>Subject: Re: Where are the shuttle jokes???
>Date: Sat, 03 Feb 1996 09:48:59 GMT
>mfmillen <mfmi...@mtu.edu> wrote:
>>Challenger Jokes
For those who missed the list of black jokes: Why was there only one black
guy in the shuttle?
They didn't know it was going to blow up.
Lawrence Conlin
mind?
The instrument panel...
maad_jon
<ia...@st-andrews.ac.uk> wrote:
>What does NASA stand for?
>Need Another Seven Astonauts
>
>How do we know the Challenger astronauts didn't have dandruff?
>They found their Head and Shoulders on the beach.
>
>Last words on the Challenger:-
>1)"What does this button do?"
>2)Alright, who farted?
>
Last words heard on the cockpit recorder:
"For fuck's sake, if she says she wants to drive, let her!"
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Mad Jon
Garry Cox
>
> What does NASA stand for?
>
or.....Need Another Seven Astronaugts!
January Weiner
: how many astronaughts can you get into a volkswagen beetle?
^^^^^^^
'thought it was: astro n u t s ? ;^)
Talking about the Challenger thing: where is the crew spending hollidays?
- They spread all over the Florida!
And one which you, Americans, probably don't know (!) yet (at least I
haven't seen it in alt.tasteless.jokes during the last two years):
A phone call in the Oval Office:
- Mr Reagan?
- Yes?
- Here is the 1st secretery of the Soviet Communist Party... we want to
express our heartfelt sympathy with all Americans...
- On what occasion???
- I mean, this terrible thing with the Challenger disaster?
- What disaster? Challenger is supposed to take off in a few minutes??
- Ah, we will call you in ten minutes, then.
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Roberts Craig
>What does NASA stand for?
>Need Another Seven Astonauts
>How do we know the Challenger astronauts didn't have dandruff?
>They found their Head and Shoulders on the beach.
>Last words on the Challenger:-
>1)"What does this button do?"
>2)Alright, who farted?
3) Ok let the woman drive if she wants to
Jay
> On Tue, 6 Feb 1996 16:18:27 +0000, Iain Alasdair R Wishart
> <ia...@st-andrews.ac.uk> wrote:
>
> >What does NASA stand for?
> >Need Another Seven Astonauts
> >
> >How do we know the Challenger astronauts didn't have dandruff?
> >They found their Head and Shoulders on the beach.
> >
> >Last words on the Challenger:-
> >1)"What does this button do?"
> >2)Alright, who farted?
> >
> Last words heard on the cockpit recorder:
>
> "For fuck's sake, if she says she wants to drive, let her!"
>
They also thought they found a piece of the black astronaut, but it
turned out to be a radiator hose.
The last thing Crista said to her husband: "You feed the cats honey; I'll
feed the fish."
Jay
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Blue...one blew that way and the other blew this way
Her kids were walking down the street with a bucket and a stranger
asked where they were going. Thier reply "We are going to pick mommy up
from work."