Uses for a 14.4 modem.

[G. P.]

1 - Put it under a door and you have a Door Stop
2 - Attach a stick and you have a Snow Plow
3 - Put it on a shelf and you have a Book End
4 - Put it on top of some papers and you have a Paper Weight
5 - Put some powder in it and it is a Bomb Shell
6 - Throw it and it is a Baseball
7 - There is no #7
8 - Put a Satellite Dish on it and you have Great TV reception
9 - Put some coils in it and you have a great portable heater
10 - Cut some holes and tell your friends you bought it in Holland
11 - Attach balloons and it becomes 1 of those things they use to hold
Balloons
12 - Sell it to someone as a universal adapter
13 - Put a light bulb in it and you have a Decorative Walkway Light
14 - Use it as a coaster for your favorite drink
15 - There ain't no #15, either
16 - Give it to your Uncle, he'll find something to do with it
17 - Hook it on your TV and it is a TV adapter for your Television
18 - Sell it as a Black Box.
19 - Save water by putting it in the toilet tank!
20 - Use it as an anvil
21 - Isn't that the age at which you can LEGALLY drink?
22 - It could be one of those useless props at a school play
23 - Get a hammer and vent your stress out on it
24 - Make a few adjustments and turn it into a radio
25 - Use the parts to make a board game
26 - Make a Nintendo game out of it
27 - Put in a processor and sell it as the world's chunkiest computer
28 - Take it out when the guests come over and it is a decoration
29 - Put it on the Christmas tree and it is an Ornament!
30 - Use it as a Saxophone Damper
31 - Make it into a parallel port DAC
32 - Use it to make a model car
33 - Trade it in for a new life
34 - Use it as a footrest
35 - Take it to sports games and have it signed like a baseball
36 - Call up PROTOVISION with it (WarGames the movie)
37 - Pad it, cut it, and you have a new pair of knee-pads
38 - Isn't that MTV?
39 - Use it as a snow sampler
40 - Attach it to the Principal's Laptop Computer and say it is a tumor
41 - Cut some holes in it and use it as a Disk Store
42 - Sell the parts to a techie nerd and make a lot of money
43 - Use it to stop your car in an emergency
44 - Drop it off a boat with a string and it is an anchor
45 - Use it to scan for fish in a lake
46 - Make your phone into a speaker phone
47 - Take it to your next party and it will be the talk of the town
48 - Sell to the Tabloids and say it is possessed by Elvis
49 - Use it with your Lego's to make a computer
50 - Bang it on your bald head and instantly grow hair
51 - Use it as a murder weapon
52 - Does there really have to be a number 52?
53 - Make some adjustments and it is an EPROM programmer
54 - Give it to Ray Charles and tell him it is endless "Uh, huh"
55 - Use it to upgrade the warp drive on a constitutional class space
vessel
56 - Attach some strings and use it as a sled
57 - Attach roll bars and it is a dune buggy
58 - Use it to keep your dog in place in the yard
59 - Threaten your little brother with it
60 - Get all of your friend's 14.4 modems and make a house out of them
all
61 - Make it into a `Radio Flyer' by adding wheels and a pole
62 - Need a quick science project? Bring in your modem!
63 - Cut a hole and use it as a planter
64 - Strap it onto your head and pretend that you are Cadet Stimpy
65 - Get a few lenses, some film, and make a movie camera
66 - Get a plug, and send some voltage through someone's modem
67 - You know how there are `pet rocks'? How about a `pet modem'?
68 - Throw it out
69 - Sell it to an idiot for $150 and buy yerself a faster modem
70 - Put it in the snow and use it as a depth meter
71 - Stick it on the wall and call it ART
72 - Use it as a stepping stool
73 - Put pepper in it and it could be a pepper shaker
74 - Cut a hole in it and use it as a cereal bowl
75 - Paint it red play bocce (yard game w/heavy balls)
76 - If you are Jewish you could strap it on and use it as Tefillin
77 - If you have a big dog, give it to him as a chew toy
78 - Cut a hole and put stuff in it
79 - Put it in the attic and one day, it may be worth MONEY!
80 - Make a DollHouse out of it
81 - A window box to put flowers in
82 - Make it into a lantern
83 - Give it to the neighbors
84 - Use it as a subject for painting (still life)
85 - Make it into a tunnel for your slot cars
86 - Recycle it
87 - Put it by the door and call it "Matt"
88 - Throw it in the water and call it "Bob"
89 - Hang it by the door and call it "Bell"
90 - Use it as a booster chair
91 - Throw it in the lake
92 - Give it to the phone company
93 - Bury it
94 - Take it to Florida and sell it
95 - Shape it into a Wok
96 - Take it to an antique shop
97 - Paint it all kinds of colors
98 - Take it for a walk
99 - Put it on a hat and say "Well, what did you expect?"