need joke for this punchline.
Chase Emma Lee A
Silly rabbi, kicks are for Trids...
OR
Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks...
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3eac
One who has a why to live
can bear with almost any
how
-Nietzsche
Ronny Shepherd
Chase Emma Lee A wrote:
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> Silly rabbi, kicks are for Trids...
> OR
> Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks...
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> 3eac
it goes like this;
once upon a time there was a group of people called the Trids. Nearby
lived a giant who would come down every friday a kick the bejezus out of
some trids. One day, a rabbi came to visit the trids. When the giant
came down a started kicking trids around, the rabbi confronted him. "Why
don't you pick on someone your own size? Kick me instead?" To which the
giant replied, "Silly Rabbi, Kicks are for Trids!"
DAV
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joll...@mc.net
On 30 Jan 1997, Chase Emma Lee A wrote:
> Silly rabbi, kicks are for Trids...
> OR
> Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks...
Seen the faggot one on a t shirt with evil looking rabbit.
Doug<
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> On 30 Jan 1997, Chase Emma Lee A wrote:
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> > Silly rabbi, kicks are for Trids...
> > OR
> > Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks...
>
> Seen the faggot one on a t shirt with evil looking rabbit.
>
the one about the rabbi was a scetch from that show on nickelodian>
> round house where this guy was playing practicxal jokes and his rabbi
says that he wants to do them and he replies "silly rabbi tricks are for
kids"... umm err... not that i watched that show or nothin'...my...uhh
little brother told me about it...(whew) > > > -- > >
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Darryl Rich
The colony of Trids lived on one side of a great river, while their
favorite treat grew on the other side. A single span crossed the
river, and for generations the Trids had used it to enable their
foraging.
One day, a troll moved in under the bridge and refused to allow the
trids across the river. He kicked like a football any trids who tried,
and tauntedthem in their misery.
In despair, the trids sent a messenger to a rabbi in a nearby town.
Angered by the injustice the trids were suffering, the rabbi rushed to
the bridge and defiantly stepped upon the first planks....nothing
happened. He continued until he had successfully crossed the river,
then returned to the near bank....still no troll.
Curious now, the rabbi strode under the bridge and calledd to the troll.
"Hey trolly! Why don't you come out and kick me like you did the
trids?!?"
The troll replied: "Silly Rabbi! Kicks are for Trids!"
Cheers
Chase Emma Lee A wrote:
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> Silly rabbi, kicks are for Trids...
> OR
> Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks...
steve
3e...@qlink.queensu.ca (Chase Emma Lee A) was, like, :
->Silly rabbi, kicks are for Trids...
Well, it seems that there was a tribe of Trids living on the side of
the mountain beside the valley of the Jolly Green Giant. The Trids
were a poor lot, and were always trying to sneak into the valley to
steal the Green Giant's food. The giant didn't like this behaviour,
and every time he caught a Trid, he would drop-kick him back up the
mountain, leaving the Trid horribly mangled, or dead.
So one day the Trids decided to send a visiting Rabbi to ask for food,
thinking that the giant wouldn't be so cruel to a man of the cloth. Of
course, the Rabbi got caught. When the giant picked up the Rabbi and
started to *throw* him back up the mountain, the Rabbi asked why he
wasn't getting kicked like the Trids.
Hence the punchline, "Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids!"
steve, aka fi...@bright.net
"There is only one basic human right: the right to do
as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our
only basic human duty: the duty to accept the consequences
of our actions."
--paraphrased, author unknown