So much for the opposition to Trump keeping him out of office

[Richard Catto]

It's over.

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On 1/9/2017 4:56 AM, Richard Catto wrote:

> It's over.

he hasn't even started and's already accomplished more in 8 weeks than
Obama did in 8 years

[Richard Catto]

In 8 years, #Trump will handoff to #Ivanka for her 8 years as first female #POTUS

#Hillary will be found hanging in her closet

#Bill will still be dicking bimbos

#Chelsea will have morphed in Hillary II and her husband will also be dicking bimbos

[Ṃᴆ]

..and Chelsea will be banging her hubby in the ass with her new dick

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On 1/11/2017 9:48 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Mon, 9 Jan 2017 03:56:06 -0800 (PST), Richard Catto
> <rrc...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> It's over.
>
> Until impeachment proceedings begin, probably Jan. 21.

actually.. before he was even sworn in, by some bitch who claimed he
conspired with Russia

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On 1/13/2017 7:04 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> If we had some kinda double election system where the candidate has
> to win twice, back to back against the same candidate, neither of
> the major party shitblisters would be getting sworn in next week and
> the country would be much better off.

thankfully it was an overwhelming mandate

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On 1/15/2017 8:42 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Sat, 14 Jan 2017 23:32:35 -0800 (PST), Richard Catto
> <rrc...@gmail.com> wrote:

>>>> It's over.
>>> he hasn't even started and's already accomplished more in 8 weeks
>>> than Obama did in 8 years
>>
>> In 8 years, #Trump will handoff to #Ivanka for her 8 years as first
>> female #POTUS
>>
>> #Hillary will be found hanging in her closet
>>
>> #Bill will still be dicking bimbos
>>
>> #Chelsea will have morphed in Hillary II and her husband will also
>> be dicking bimbos
>

> Jeez, the friggin' # thing is getting _way_ overdone.

they're Twitter groups, and there's a group for virtually anything legal
you can imagine

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On 1/26/2017 7:56 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Tue, 24 Jan 2017 22:12:18 -0700, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>> It's over.
>>>
>>> Until impeachment proceedings begin, probably Jan. 21.
>>
>> actually.. before he was even sworn in, by some bitch who claimed
>> he conspired with Russia
>

> Wouldn't surprise me if he did. Of course, I have the same opinion
> of every office seeker/holder in the country.

IMO, he's got a hotline right to Putin's bedside and they have jack-off
sessions about creating a US/Soviet dominated world

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On 1/26/2017 7:56 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Wed, 25 Jan 2017 19:10:01 -0700, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>> It's over.
>>>>> he hasn't even started and's already accomplished more in 8
>>>>> weeks than Obama did in 8 years
>>>>
>>>> In 8 years, #Trump will handoff to #Ivanka for her 8 years as
>>>> first female #POTUS
>>>>
>>>> #Hillary will be found hanging in her closet
>>>>
>>>> #Bill will still be dicking bimbos
>>>>
>>>> #Chelsea will have morphed in Hillary II and her husband will
>>>> also be dicking bimbos
>>>
>>> Jeez, the friggin' # thing is getting _way_ overdone.
>>
>> they're Twitter groups, and there's a group for virtually anything
>> legal you can imagine
>

> Figured it was that or one of the other social diseas... erm,
> 'media' sites.

Twitter's more political/business useful while FB's just a great tool to
feed people's hopelessness and despair

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On 1/26/2017 7:56 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Tue, 24 Jan 2017 22:16:16 -0700, ??

> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>> On 1/9/2017 4:56 AM, Richard Catto wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> It's over.
>>>>
>>>> he hasn't even started and's already accomplished more in 8
>>>> weeks than Obama did in 8 years
>>>
>>> If we had some kinda double election system where the candidate
>>> has to win twice, back to back against the same candidate,
>>> neither of the major party shitblisters would be getting sworn in
>>> next week and the country would be much better off.
>>
>> thankfully it was an overwhelming mandate
>

> Yeah. I say the same thing about my morning dump.

so yours don't flush the first time either?

[Richard Catto]

doesn't matter how many obstacles you throw up, Trump wins every time.

n = k times in a row, no problem.

n = k + 1 times in a row, also no problem.

Since n = 1 holds (Trump was elected once), by the theory of induction, Trump wins every time and forever.

> thankfully it was an overwhelming mandate

correct. Trump has been given the go ahead to start construction on the First American Reich.

[Richard Catto]

I threw in the hashtags to piss ppl off. Even on twitter, there are some who don't like 'em, but it was invented on twitter.

Hashtags are awesome. It allows any poster to create an automatic public list on the fly. The moment you use a hashtag, it groups all tweets which have it into a list which you can search on and browse.

It allows people to connect with others with similar interests. It allows you to inject tweets into larger conversations.

If you reference any breaking news or celeb or politician, it helps to use relevant hashtags to bring your tweets wider attention. This helps you to gain followers.

The main goal with twitter is to see how large an audience you can amass before twitter kills your account due to abuse etc.

If you have a disagreement with anyone on twitter, first check how old their account is and how many followers they have. If they have less followers than you (per month), then you can use that data to sneer at their lack of popularity.

I have long since killed my original account and experimented with various fake accounts.

I've been able to easily amass over 1000 followers in a month before twitter's hand of extinction descended upon it. Apparently the fuckwits who govern twitter hate Trump supporters. One day, we're gonna get them all.

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On 2/13/2017 7:56 AM, Richard Catto wrote:
> On Wednesday, January 25, 2017 at 7:16:17 AM UTC+2, Ṃᴆ wrote:
>> On 1/13/2017 7:04 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:
>>> On Tue, 10 Jan 2017 13:41:08 -0700, ??
>>> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:
>>>> On 1/9/2017 4:56 AM, Richard Catto wrote:
>>>>> It's over.
>>>> he hasn't even started and's already accomplished more in 8
>>>> weeks than Obama did in 8 years
>>> If we had some kinda double election system where the candidate
>>> has to win twice, back to back against the same candidate,
>>> neither of the major party shitblisters would be getting sworn in
>>> next week and the country would be much better off.
>
> doesn't matter how many obstacles you throw up, Trump wins every
> time.
>
> n = k times in a row, no problem.
>
> n = k + 1 times in a row, also no problem.
>
> Since n = 1 holds (Trump was elected once), by the theory of
> induction, Trump wins every time and forever.

explain that to Flynn

>> thankfully it was an overwhelming mandate
>
> correct. Trump has been given the go ahead to start construction on
> the First American Reich.

he'll play by the rules once he's finished writing 'em

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On 2/13/2017 8:04 AM, Richard Catto wrote:

> On Thursday, January 26, 2017 at 4:10:02 AM UTC+2, Ṃᴆ wrote:
>> On 1/15/2017 8:42 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:
>>> On Sat, 14 Jan 2017 23:32:35 -0800 (PST), Richard Catto
>>> <rrc...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>> It's over.
>>>>> he hasn't even started and's already accomplished more in 8
>>>>> weeks than Obama did in 8 years
>>>> In 8 years, #Trump will handoff to #Ivanka for her 8 years as
>>>> first female #POTUS #Hillary will be found hanging in her
>>>> closet #Bill will still be dicking bimbos #Chelsea will have
>>>> morphed in Hillary II and her husband will also be dicking
>>>> bimbos
>>> Jeez, the friggin' # thing is getting _way_ overdone.
>> they're Twitter groups, and there's a group for virtually anything
>> legal you can imagine
>
> I threw in the hashtags to piss ppl off. Even on twitter, there are
> some who don't like 'em, but it was invented on twitter.

..along with a way for pussy-grabbing blowhard billionaires to win
presidential elections

> Hashtags are awesome. It allows any poster to create an automatic
> public list on the fly. The moment you use a hashtag, it groups all
> tweets which have it into a list which you can search on and browse.

oh joy

> It allows people to connect with others with similar interests. It
> allows you to inject tweets into larger conversations.

I've only been on FB a few months and already have close to 2,500
'friends', some of whom I've found live somewhere in Africa and
generally need money

> If you reference any breaking news or celeb or politician, it helps
> to use relevant hashtags to bring your tweets wider attention. This
> helps you to gain followers.

I want women to follow me when I'm erect.. what's that hashtag?

> The main goal with twitter is to see how large an audience you can
> amass before twitter kills your account due to abuse etc.

with as quickly as I amass followers, they'd be nuking my accounts daily

> If you have a disagreement with anyone on twitter, first check how
> old their account is and how many followers they have. If they have
> less followers than you (per month), then you can use that data to
> sneer at their lack of popularity.

I prefer goading them into attacking me so I can systematically
dismantle their sense of self worth

> I have long since killed my original account and experimented with
> various fake accounts.

gives you an 'A' for consistency

> I've been able to easily amass over 1000 followers in a month before
> twitter's hand of extinction descended upon it. Apparently the
> fuckwits who govern twitter hate Trump supporters. One day, we're
> gonna get them all

do these Twitter 'governors' have their own personal accounts?

that's where I'd prolly start attacking

I even emailed the FB Board of Directors and told 'em to keep
Zuckerberg's personal ads the hell off of my timeline

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On 2/6/2017 8:37 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Thu, 2 Feb 2017 02:50:46 -0700, ??

> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>> It's over.
>>>>>
>>>>> Until impeachment proceedings begin, probably Jan. 21.
>>>>
>>>> actually.. before he was even sworn in, by some bitch who
>>>> claimed he conspired with Russia
>>>
>>> Wouldn't surprise me if he did. Of course, I have the same
>>> opinion of every office seeker/holder in the country.
>>
>> IMO, he's got a hotline right to Putin's bedside and they have
>> jack-off sessions about creating a US/Soviet dominated world
>

> I wouldn't be surprised at the hotline jack-off sessions, butt I
> think it's a video link. Putin shows Trump his dick and tells Trump
> how he'll butt fuck him during a private meeting.

which'd be a neat trick in light of our pending military upgrade

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On 2/6/2017 8:37 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Thu, 2 Feb 2017 02:51:02 -0700, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>> Jeez, the friggin' # thing is getting _way_ overdone.
>>>>
>>>> they're Twitter groups, and there's a group for virtually
>>>> anything legal you can imagine
>>>
>>> Figured it was that or one of the other social diseas... erm,
>>> 'media' sites.
>>
>> Twitter's more political/business useful while FB's just a great
>> tool to feed people's hopelessness and despair
>

> And I won't use any of them.

I went in under the premise it's completely disposable (FB) and haven't
even messed with the twits yet

the number of "friends" one accumulates is merely a tribute to the
degree of controversy, humorous shock value, and reciprocation of posts
('liking' shit)

in the end, it's just a bunch of fuckwits posting about why they're
depressed, but that makes it a hunting ground for vulnerable wimmin that
conveniently doubles as a dumping ground after you've shot a few quarts
of semen down/in/up/through/all over their throat/ass/cooter/tits/face

[Ṃᴆ]

On 2/7/2017 7:56 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Mon, 6 Feb 2017 03:42:45 -0700, ??

> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>> On 1/9/2017 4:56 AM, Richard Catto wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> It's over.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> he hasn't even started and's already accomplished more in
>>>>>> 8 weeks than Obama did in 8 years
>>>>>
>>>>> If we had some kinda double election system where the
>>>>> candidate has to win twice, back to back against the same
>>>>> candidate, neither of the major party shitblisters would be
>>>>> getting sworn in next week and the country would be much
>>>>> better off.
>>>>
>>>> thankfully it was an overwhelming mandate
>>>
>>> Yeah. I say the same thing about my morning dump.
>>
>> so yours don't flush the first time either?
>

> Never. Maybe it oughta be prez!

<shrug> if you feel it can take the pounding.. why not

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On 2/16/2017 12:04 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> I've been able to easily ignore twitter.

..and the earth keeps spinning

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On 2/17/2017 9:05 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Wed, 15 Feb 2017 21:51:15 -0700, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:
>
>> On 2/13/2017 8:04 AM, Richard Catto wrote:
>>>
>>> If you reference any breaking news or celeb or politician, it
>>> helps to use relevant hashtags to bring your tweets wider
>>> attention. This helps you to gain followers.
>>
>> I want women to follow me when I'm erect.. what's that hashtag?
>

> #AlwaysOnViagra
>
> HTH, HAND

dahahamn.. dat shit workz!

..or so I've heard

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On 2/18/2017 11:28 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Fri, 17 Feb 2017 17:13:37 -0700, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>> IMO, he's got a hotline right to Putin's bedside and they have
>>>> jack-off sessions about creating a US/Soviet dominated world
>>>
>>> I wouldn't be surprised at the hotline jack-off sessions, butt I
>>> think it's a video link. Putin shows Trump his dick and tells
>>> Trump how he'll butt fuck him during a private meeting.
>>
>> which'd be a neat trick in light of our pending military upgrade
>

> Trump'll fly over in Air Force One and give "Vladie" a private tour
> of the presidential sleeping cabin. Then they're off to the Winter
> Palace to try out Catherine the Great's horse dildo collection.

so long as they wipe out ISIS and N Korea, and perhaps lob a few low
radiation-yield nukes over the Mexican wall, I could care less if they
wreck each other's ass

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On 2/18/2017 11:28 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Fri, 17 Feb 2017 17:13:51 -0700, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>> Twitter's more political/business useful while FB's just a
>>>> great tool to feed people's hopelessness and despair
>>>
>>> And I won't use any of them.
>>
>> I went in under the premise it's completely disposable (FB) and
>> haven't even messed with the twits yet
>>
>> the number of "friends" one accumulates is merely a tribute to the
>> degree of controversy, humorous shock value, and reciprocation of
>> posts ('liking' shit)
>>
>> in the end, it's just a bunch of fuckwits posting about why
>> they're depressed, but that makes it a hunting ground for
>> vulnerable wimmin that conveniently doubles as a dumping ground
>> after you've shot a few quarts of semen down/in/up/through/all over
>> their throat/ass/cooter/tits/face
>

> If you want to hunt women online, it'd be much easier to hit an
> adult dating site. fb whiners can't be satisfying.

true.. but they're easily disposed of, and the closest thing I tried to
a dating site was a Craigslist ad back in the '90s

ended up going out with a psycho meteorologist that thought she was hot
shit 'cause she was still a virgin, and told her the reason she's still
a virgin is lookin' back at her every time she brushes her hair

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On 2/25/2017 8:44 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 18:46:16 -0700, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:
>
>> On 2/16/2017 12:04 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:
>>
>>> On Mon, 13 Feb 2017 07:04:43 -0800 (PST), Richard Catto
>>> <rrc...@gmail.com> wrote:

> [...]

>>>>
>>>> I've been able to easily amass over 1000 followers in a month
>>>> before twitter's hand of extinction descended upon it.
>>>> Apparently the fuckwits who govern twitter hate Trump
>>>> supporters. One day, we're gonna get them all.
>>>
>>> I've been able to easily ignore twitter.
>>
>> ..and the earth keeps spinning
>

> So far, but it's starting to wobble.

prolly just one of N Korea's nukes detonating off the Japanese coast

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On 2/25/2017 8:44 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 18:47:56 -0700, ??

> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>> On 2/13/2017 8:04 AM, Richard Catto wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> If you reference any breaking news or celeb or politician,
>>>>> it helps to use relevant hashtags to bring your tweets wider
>>>>> attention. This helps you to gain followers.
>>>>
>>>> I want women to follow me when I'm erect.. what's that
>>>> hashtag?
>>>
>>> #AlwaysOnViagra
>>>
>>> HTH, HAND
>>
>> dahahamn.. dat shit workz!
>>
>> ..or so I've heard
>

> The secret weapon of the porn industry.

gotta be mixed with some serious desensitizer for some of those tiny,
shaved, tight and tanned 18yr old nymphs

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On 2/28/2017 7:29 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Mon, 27 Feb 2017 05:59:14 -0700, ??

> They'll be so busy stuffing shitters that they'll forget the rest of
> the world. We could all be better off.

ISIS is being wiped out as we peck.. he even OK'd the bombing of a
mosque in Iraq right in the middle of a "service"

two minutes after I found out, I shot a load out the window over a
skyscraper 20 miles away

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On 2/28/2017 7:29 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Mon, 27 Feb 2017 05:59:25 -0700, ??

> Offer to take care of her problems then give her an ad for a dildo
> and the phone number of a plastic surgeon.

woulda been perfect if she was remotely normal, but this chick used to
spend hours shopping for just the right cucumber(s), that she admitted
she cut up and used as a facial mask after she was done with it
(generally about 3 or 4 fairly intense sessions)

kookiest bitch I ever been with

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On 3/9/2017 10:20 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Sun, 5 Mar 2017 23:41:41 -0700, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>> On Mon, 13 Feb 2017 07:04:43 -0800 (PST), Richard Catto
>>>>> <rrc...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I've been able to easily amass over 1000 followers in a
>>>>>> month before twitter's hand of extinction descended upon
>>>>>> it. Apparently the fuckwits who govern twitter hate Trump
>>>>>> supporters. One day, we're gonna get them all.
>>>>>
>>>>> I've been able to easily ignore twitter.
>>>>
>>>> ..and the earth keeps spinning
>>>
>>> So far, but it's starting to wobble.
>>
>> prolly just one of N Korea's nukes detonating off the Japanese
>> coast
>

> They need to improve their aiming systems.

in a few days/weeks, they may not have systems or much of anything else

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On 3/9/2017 10:20 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Sun, 5 Mar 2017 23:41:51 -0700, ??

> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>> On 2/13/2017 8:04 AM, Richard Catto wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> If you reference any breaking news or celeb or
>>>>>>> politician, it helps to use relevant hashtags to bring
>>>>>>> your tweets wider attention. This helps you to gain
>>>>>>> followers.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I want women to follow me when I'm erect.. what's that
>>>>>> hashtag?
>>>>>
>>>>> #AlwaysOnViagra
>>>>>
>>>>> HTH, HAND
>>>>
>>>> dahahamn.. dat shit workz!
>>>>
>>>> ..or so I've heard
>>>
>>> The secret weapon of the porn industry.
>>
>> gotta be mixed with some serious desensitizer for some of those
>> tiny, shaved, tight and tanned 18yr old nymphs
>

> Not if you've practiced on six year olds.

but with the screams and the bloody mess, I'll stick with nymphets

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On 3/12/2017 10:35 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Thu, 9 Mar 2017 13:18:52 -0700, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>> Trump'll fly over in Air Force One and give "Vladie" a
>>>>> private tour of the presidential sleeping cabin. Then
>>>>> they're off to the Winter Palace to try out Catherine the
>>>>> Great's horse dildo collection.
>>>>
>>>> so long as they wipe out ISIS and N Korea, and perhaps lob a
>>>> few low radiation-yield nukes over the Mexican wall, I could
>>>> care less if they wreck each other's ass
>>>
>>> They'll be so busy stuffing shitters that they'll forget the rest
>>> of the world. We could all be better off.
>>
>> ISIS is being wiped out as we peck.. he even OK'd the bombing of a
>> mosque in Iraq right in the middle of a "service"
>>
>> two minutes after I found out, I shot a load out the window over a
>> skyscraper 20 miles away
>

> I kinda thought of it as a tease. Like a stripper giving a quick
> tit flash, as a promise of more to come.

and now we've got NK in the mix with a possible nuclear strike

gotta update my lube or I could rip my dick off..

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On 3/12/2017 10:35 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Thu, 9 Mar 2017 13:19:34 -0700, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>> If you want to hunt women online, it'd be much easier to hit
>>>>> an adult dating site. fb whiners can't be satisfying.
>>>>
>>>> true.. but they're easily disposed of, and the closest thing I
>>>> tried to a dating site was a Craigslist ad back in the '90s
>>>>
>>>> ended up going out with a psycho meteorologist that thought she
>>>> was hot shit 'cause she was still a virgin, and told her the
>>>> reason she's still a virgin is lookin' back at her every time
>>>> she brushes her hair
>>>
>>> Offer to take care of her problems then give her an ad for a
>>> dildo and the phone number of a plastic surgeon.
>>
>> woulda been perfect if she was remotely normal, but this chick used
>> to spend hours shopping for just the right cucumber(s), that she
>> admitted she cut up and used as a facial mask after she was done
>> with it (generally about 3 or 4 fairly intense sessions)
>>
>> kookiest bitch I ever been with
>

> I've managed to pretty much filter out the kooks. Well, unless you
> consider slave chicks kooks. But they can be shut up with a dozen
> good whippings.

I gauge the reaction to a little hot wax dripped on 'em while poking 'em
with a cattle prod

if they hand me some rope and cuff themselves without being asked,
they're keepers

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On 3/21/2017 9:44 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Sat, 18 Mar 2017 18:25:47 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>>> I've been able to easily ignore twitter.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> ..and the earth keeps spinning
>>>>>
>>>>> So far, but it's starting to wobble.
>>>>
>>>> prolly just one of N Korea's nukes detonating off the Japanese
>>>> coast
>>>
>>> They need to improve their aiming systems.
>>
>> in a few days/weeks, they may not have systems or much of anything
>> else
>

> Think so? Hell, by then they'll have Trump on their side. He'll
> claim to be supporting the underdog, or some damn thing.

the nuke option's becoming more viable every day, which is perfect
considering that whole area of the Pacific's already glowing for the
next 250,000 years thanks to Fukushima's three nuclear meltdowns,
hydrogen-air chemical explosions, and the generous release of
radioactive material before it's expected to fall into the ocean

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On 3/21/2017 9:44 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Sat, 18 Mar 2017 18:26:16 -0600, ??

> You're missing the best parts!

that's not even accounting for disposal costs!

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On 3/21/2017 9:44 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Sat, 18 Mar 2017 18:27:01 -0600, ??

> The chinks will never let it happen. The nuke strike, that is, I
> doubt they care if you rip your dick off. Two reasons. One, they'd
> lose their biggest market. Two, they own so damn much of this
> country the goddamn gooks would be bombing chink property.

they haven't closed the deal on Hollywood yet, so time's on our side

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On 3/21/2017 9:44 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Sat, 18 Mar 2017 18:27:50 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> woulda been perfect if she was remotely normal, but this chick
>>>> used to spend hours shopping for just the right cucumber(s),
>>>> that she admitted she cut up and used as a facial mask after
>>>> she was done with it (generally about 3 or 4 fairly intense
>>>> sessions)
>>>>
>>>> kookiest bitch I ever been with
>

> https://m.xhamster.com/movies/6464713/daring_girl_masturbates_in_supermarket.html

that ain't "kooky".. she put it back into inventory

>>> I've managed to pretty much filter out the kooks. Well, unless
>>> you consider slave chicks kooks. But they can be shut up with a
>>> dozen good whippings.
>>
>> I gauge the reaction to a little hot wax dripped on 'em while
>> poking 'em with a cattle prod
>>
>> if they hand me some rope and cuff themselves without being asked,
>> they're keepers
>

> Especially if they bring the rope and cuffs.

..and the only time I'd even consider the 'M' word

<shiver>

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On 4/1/2017 8:11 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Thu, 30 Mar 2017 00:48:42 -0600, ??

> They didn't get nuked enough in 1945.

the only way to peace these days is a sudden massive strike on China's
military targets, a few missiles lobbed at NK's "assets", the unleashing
of dozens of our aging nukes in key Pakistan, Iran, ISIS/al Qaeda-held
regions, Somalia, pretty much the entire African east/northeastern
coastline, northern Mexico, Venezuela, north Central America, and a few
plantations in Bolivia and Colombia

then we conventionally wipe out the entire California coastline, NYC,
Chicago, Miami, D.C., Baltimore, Houston, and Detroit

finally, a quick round-up and deportation of the joos, muzzies, spics,
niggers, trannies, faggots, limeys, Democrats, neocons, and slants to
the aforementioned nuked areas where we can dig 'em a few wells and give
'em some seeds

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On 4/1/2017 8:11 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Thu, 30 Mar 2017 00:49:06 -0600, ??

> Barbie-que!

wonder why they never thoughta making anatomically correct Barbies outta
that Stretch Armstrong material.. imagine the positions!

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On 4/1/2017 8:11 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Thu, 30 Mar 2017 00:49:17 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>> ISIS is being wiped out as we peck.. he even OK'd the
>>>>>> bombing of a mosque in Iraq right in the middle of a
>>>>>> "service"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> two minutes after I found out, I shot a load out the
>>>>>> window over a skyscraper 20 miles away
>>>>>
>>>>> I kinda thought of it as a tease. Like a stripper giving a
>>>>> quick tit flash, as a promise of more to come.
>>>>
>>>> and now we've got NK in the mix with a possible nuclear strike
>>>>
>>>> gotta update my lube or I could rip my dick off..
>>>
>>> The chinks will never let it happen. The nuke strike, that is,
>>> I doubt they care if you rip your dick off. Two reasons. One,
>>> they'd lose their biggest market. Two, they own so damn much of
>>> this country the goddamn gooks would be bombing chink property.
>>
>> they haven't closed the deal on Hollywood yet, so time's on our
>> side
>

> Great. One spot I don't give a damn about, and they don't want it.

so waiting for a bio/chem terrorist strike in Hollywood with shit that
melts off every epidermal layer

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On 4/1/2017 8:11 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Thu, 30 Mar 2017 00:49:45 -0600, ??

> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>> woulda been perfect if she was remotely normal, but this
>>>>>> chick used to spend hours shopping for just the right
>>>>>> cucumber(s), that she admitted she cut up and used as a
>>>>>> facial mask after she was done with it (generally about 3
>>>>>> or 4 fairly intense sessions)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> kookiest bitch I ever been with
>>>
>>> https://m.xhamster.com/movies/6464713/daring_girl_masturbates_in_supermarket.html
>>
>>
>>>that ain't "kooky".. she put it back into inventory
>

> Mebbeso, but I bet you start smelling cucumbers before you buy.

started carrying a few different sizes around in the cart looking for
potential shows

>>>>> I've managed to pretty much filter out the kooks. Well,
>>>>> unless you consider slave chicks kooks. But they can be shut
>>>>> up with a dozen good whippings.
>>>>
>>>> I gauge the reaction to a little hot wax dripped on 'em while
>>>> poking 'em with a cattle prod
>>>>
>>>> if they hand me some rope and cuff themselves without being
>>>> asked, they're keepers
>>>
>>> Especially if they bring the rope and cuffs.
>>
>> ..and the only time I'd even consider the 'M' word
>>
>> <shiver>
>

> Jeez, I just had a flashback.

plain stupid these days with a greater than 50% chance it ends in
alimony/kid support, or the 'best' case scenario of being confined to
one to three holes for life

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On 4/8/2017 7:35 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Fri, 7 Apr 2017 03:59:28 -0600, ??

> The planet is a toilet and needs a flush.

it'd just clog up and overflow

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On 4/8/2017 7:35 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Fri, 7 Apr 2017 04:00:30 -0600, ??

> They claim to be an entertainment industry. Well, _that's
> entertainment!_

I'd even watch 'em sing and dance while they were melting

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On 4/8/2017 7:35 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Fri, 7 Apr 2017 04:00:07 -0600, ??

> Check with the fine folks at RealDoll. Maybe you can pick up a used
> one on ebay.

new or used.. I wouldn't even if I was desperate

a pocket pussy, maybe, but it'd have to feel pretty damn real, and more
like a 2yr old ass

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On 4/8/2017 7:35 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Fri, 7 Apr 2017 04:00:57 -0600, ??

> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>>>> woulda been perfect if she was remotely normal, but
>>>>>>>> this chick used to spend hours shopping for just the
>>>>>>>> right cucumber(s), that she admitted she cut up and
>>>>>>>> used as a facial mask after she was done with it
>>>>>>>> (generally about 3 or 4 fairly intense sessions)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> kookiest bitch I ever been with
>>>>>
>>>>> https://m.xhamster.com/movies/6464713/daring_girl_masturbates_in_supermarket.html
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
that ain't "kooky".. she put it back into inventory
>>>
>>> Mebbeso, but I bet you start smelling cucumbers before you buy.
>>
>> started carrying a few different sizes around in the cart looking
>> for potential shows
>

> Put a couple monster zucchini in, too. See who'll take the
> challenge.

even got a pineapple to entice a rotund niggra

>>>>>>> I've managed to pretty much filter out the kooks. Well,
>>>>>>> unless you consider slave chicks kooks. But they can be
>>>>>>> shut up with a dozen good whippings.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I gauge the reaction to a little hot wax dripped on 'em
>>>>>> while poking 'em with a cattle prod
>>>>>>
>>>>>> if they hand me some rope and cuff themselves without
>>>>>> being asked, they're keepers
>>>>>
>>>>> Especially if they bring the rope and cuffs.
>>>>
>>>> ..and the only time I'd even consider the 'M' word
>>>>
>>>> <shiver>
>>>
>>> Jeez, I just had a flashback.
>>
>> plain stupid these days with a greater than 50% chance it ends in
>> alimony/kid support, or the 'best' case scenario of being confined
>> to one to three holes for life
>

> It's got to the point that I don't even tell 'em my real name.

too many stalkers these days

unless they're at least half my age and extra lean, they ain't coming to
my place

and if they're only good for a night, they're damn sure gonna feed me

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On 4/23/2017 9:11 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> That's what is happening now.

..Macron being the final wide-body log of shit to clog the EU toilet

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On 4/23/2017 9:11 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Thu, 20 Apr 2017 14:49:01 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>>>> and now we've got NK in the mix with a possible
>>>>>>>> nuclear strike
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> gotta update my lube or I could rip my dick off..
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The chinks will never let it happen. The nuke strike,
>>>>>>> that is, I doubt they care if you rip your dick off. Two
>>>>>>> reasons. One, they'd lose their biggest market. Two,
>>>>>>> they own so damn much of this country the goddamn gooks
>>>>>>> would be bombing chink property.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> they haven't closed the deal on Hollywood yet, so time's
>>>>>> on our side
>>>>>
>>>>> Great. One spot I don't give a damn about, and they don't
>>>>> want it.
>>>>
>>>> so waiting for a bio/chem terrorist strike in Hollywood with
>>>> shit that melts off every epidermal layer
>>>
>>> They claim to be an entertainment industry. Well, _that's
>>> entertainment!_
>>
>> I'd even watch 'em sing and dance while they were melting
>

> And jack off in time with the music!

that's hand-free entertainment with 2 minute recovery time between shots

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On 4/23/2017 9:11 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Thu, 20 Apr 2017 14:49:15 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>>>> but with the screams and the bloody mess, I'll stick
>>>>>>>> with nymphets
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You're missing the best parts!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> that's not even accounting for disposal costs!
>>>>>
>>>>> Barbie-que!
>>>>
>>>> wonder why they never thoughta making anatomically correct
>>>> Barbies outta that Stretch Armstrong material.. imagine the
>>>> positions!
>>>
>>> Check with the fine folks at RealDoll. Maybe you can pick up a
>>> used one on ebay.
>>
>> new or used.. I wouldn't even if I was desperate
>>
>> a pocket pussy, maybe, but it'd have to feel pretty damn real, and
>> more like a 2yr old ass
>

> I wish someone would explain the Fleshlight. What are you supposed
> to do, sit in a dark room and draw light designs on the wall while
> you're stroking?

prolly nothin' a banana peel or hollowed-out cantaloupe couldn't accomplish

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On 4/23/2017 9:11 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Thu, 20 Apr 2017 14:49:38 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>> that ain't "kooky".. she put it back into inventory
>>>>>
>>>>> Mebbeso, but I bet you start smelling cucumbers before you
>>>>> buy.
>>>>
>>>> started carrying a few different sizes around in the cart
>>>> looking for potential shows
>>>
>>> Put a couple monster zucchini in, too. See who'll take the
>>> challenge.
>>
>> even got a pineapple to entice a rotund niggra
>

> Wrong fruit. They all like watermelons.

they already got the watermelons.. the pineapple's their clit stimulator

>>>>>> ..and the only time I'd even consider the 'M' word
>>>>>>
>>>>>> <shiver>
>>>>>
>>>>> Jeez, I just had a flashback.
>>>>
>>>> plain stupid these days with a greater than 50% chance it ends
>>>> in alimony/kid support, or the 'best' case scenario of being
>>>> confined to one to three holes for life
>>>
>>> It's got to the point that I don't even tell 'em my real name.
>>
>> too many stalkers these days
>>
>> unless they're at least half my age and extra lean, they ain't
>> coming to my place
>>
>> and if they're only good for a night, they're damn sure gonna feed
>> me
>

> There's a reason I keep my old van licensed.

likely the same reason I only go to clubs/bars on the cycle, with a
thick, stain-resistant rolled up comforter strapped to the seat

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On 5/15/2017 8:56 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> That one was an obvious gimme.

if there's no BREXIT after that London Bridge thingy, we might as well
consider making up with Russia to jointly nuke the entire EU

Russkies can handle the fallout

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On 5/15/2017 8:56 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Thu, 11 May 2017 17:48:44 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>> so waiting for a bio/chem terrorist strike in Hollywood
>>>>>> with shit that melts off every epidermal layer
>>>>>
>>>>> They claim to be an entertainment industry. Well, _that's
>>>>> entertainment!_
>>>>
>>>> I'd even watch 'em sing and dance while they were melting
>>>
>>> And jack off in time with the music!
>>
>> that's hand-free entertainment with 2 minute recovery time between
>> shots
>

> "Melting With The Stars!"

checked Rotten Tomatoes the other day and saw a 97% for Wonder Woman
(the highest score of any superhero flick of all time) and thought, 'wtf
could be so enticing outside the obvious jack off material of Gal Gadot'

I dunno how big an ordeal it is for you to get to a movie theater, but
if you watch even a single movie a decade, that's the one to watch

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On 5/15/2017 8:56 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Thu, 11 May 2017 17:49:05 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>> wonder why they never thoughta making anatomically correct
>>>>>> Barbies outta that Stretch Armstrong material.. imagine
>>>>>> the positions!
>>>>>
>>>>> Check with the fine folks at RealDoll. Maybe you can pick up
>>>>> a used one on ebay.
>>>>
>>>> new or used.. I wouldn't even if I was desperate
>>>>
>>>> a pocket pussy, maybe, but it'd have to feel pretty damn real,
>>>> and more like a 2yr old ass
>>>
>>> I wish someone would explain the Fleshlight. What are you
>>> supposed to do, sit in a dark room and draw light designs on the
>>> wall while you're stroking?
>>
>> prolly nothin' a banana peel or hollowed-out cantaloupe couldn't
>> accomplish
>

> I don't do fruits.

so try hollowed-out cucumbers, or holed-out, pre-gutted pumpkins

think of the terror a feral cat would feel if it was anally raped

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On 5/27/2017 8:06 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Thu, 25 May 2017 18:20:35 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>> Put a couple monster zucchini in, too. See who'll take the
>>>>> challenge.
>>>>
>>>> even got a pineapple to entice a rotund niggra
>>>
>>> Wrong fruit. They all like watermelons.
>>
>> they already got the watermelons.. the pineapple's their clit
>> stimulator
>

> Must be the prickly skin that gets 'em.

coupled with the expanding width

>>>>> It's got to the point that I don't even tell 'em my real
>>>>> name.
>>>>
>>>> too many stalkers these days
>>>>
>>>> unless they're at least half my age and extra lean, they ain't
>>>> coming to my place
>>>>
>>>> and if they're only good for a night, they're damn sure gonna
>>>> feed me
>>>
>>> There's a reason I keep my old van licensed.
>>
>> likely the same reason I only go to clubs/bars on the cycle, with
>> a thick, stain-resistant rolled up comforter strapped to the seat
>

> Use their back seat. Stains are no longer your problem.

I don't fit in most subcompacts, but if they got a hatchback it's
getting wrecked, suspension and all

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On 6/10/2017 10:22 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Tue, 6 Jun 2017 13:51:04 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>>> The planet is a toilet and needs a flush.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> it'd just clog up and overflow
>>>>>
>>>>> That's what is happening now.
>>>>
>>>> ..Macron being the final wide-body log of shit to clog the EU
>>>> toilet
>>>
>>> That one was an obvious gimme.
>>
>> if there's no BREXIT after that London Bridge thingy, we might as
>> well consider making up with Russia to jointly nuke the entire EU
>>
>> Russkies can handle the fallout
>

> Brexit is finished, the limey bitch assured that. GB can get back
> to importing ay-rabs. Five years from now the kraut wench will hand
> the keys to the EU to the chinks.

good.. we'll get to witness muzzies and chinks fight themselves into
mutual extinction while laying waste to the entire EU

<ponder>

Oscar alert!

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On 6/10/2017 10:22 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Tue, 6 Jun 2017 13:51:13 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>> I'd even watch 'em sing and dance while they were melting
>>>>>
>>>>> And jack off in time with the music!
>>>>
>>>> that's hand-free entertainment with 2 minute recovery time
>>>> between shots
>>>
>>> "Melting With The Stars!"
>>
>> checked Rotten Tomatoes the other day and saw a 97% for Wonder
>> Woman (the highest score of any superhero flick of all time) and
>> thought, 'wtf could be so enticing outside the obvious jack off
>> material of Gal Gadot'
>

> Wasshername, the TV Wonder Woman, popped her top in an otherwise
> completely forgettable flick. Saw it about thirty years ago and
> that rack still brings a smile to my face and a rub to Mr. Happy.

Linda Carter was amazing but Gal Gadot's much better

she fends off hundreds of thousands of bullets with that damn shield in
a thinly veiled bukkake scene, for starters

>> I dunno how big an ordeal it is for you to get to a movie theater,
>> but if you watch even a single movie a decade, that's the one to
>> watch
>

> Hour drive each way, and when you get there you gotta deal with
> <shudder> people. I'll wait for it to hit cable. Maybe hunt up the
> one with wasshername while I'm waiting.

I didn't realize she did a movie so I'll have to look it up

with Linda, the only part I waited for was the turning she'd have to do
to transform, always hoping the costume would fly off

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On 6/10/2017 10:22 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Tue, 6 Jun 2017 13:51:23 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>> I wish someone would explain the Fleshlight. What are you
>>>>> supposed to do, sit in a dark room and draw light designs on
>>>>> the wall while you're stroking?
>>>>
>>>> prolly nothin' a banana peel or hollowed-out cantaloupe
>>>> couldn't accomplish
>>>
>>> I don't do fruits.
>>
>> so try hollowed-out cucumbers, or holed-out, pre-gutted pumpkins
>>
>> think of the terror a feral cat would feel if it was anally raped
>

> I won't do cats, either. Wish I could say the same about vegetables
> but considering the low IQ types I nailed...

reminds me I still needa knock out a bus driver at a school for blind
chicks and go have me a rape orgy

[joemcdi...@gmail.com]

muh dik

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On 6/16/2017 8:44 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Wed, 14 Jun 2017 22:40:31 -0600, ??

> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>>> Put a couple monster zucchini in, too. See who'll take
>>>>>>> the challenge.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> even got a pineapple to entice a rotund niggra
>>>>>
>>>>> Wrong fruit. They all like watermelons.
>>>>
>>>> they already got the watermelons.. the pineapple's their clit
>>>> stimulator
>>>
>>> Must be the prickly skin that gets 'em.
>>
>> coupled with the expanding width
>

> Helps lock it in. Along with some meat skewers, of course.

I hate piercings anywhere in that area

actually, piercings other than the ears and maybe a single small nose
nub pretty much ends it for me, along with even a single tattoo

>>>>>>> It's got to the point that I don't even tell 'em my real
>>>>>>> name.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> too many stalkers these days
>>>>>>
>>>>>> unless they're at least half my age and extra lean, they
>>>>>> ain't coming to my place
>>>>>>
>>>>>> and if they're only good for a night, they're damn sure
>>>>>> gonna feed me
>>>>>
>>>>> There's a reason I keep my old van licensed.
>>>>
>>>> likely the same reason I only go to clubs/bars on the cycle,
>>>> with a thick, stain-resistant rolled up comforter strapped to
>>>> the seat
>>>
>>> Use their back seat. Stains are no longer your problem.
>>
>> I don't fit in most subcompacts, but if they got a hatchback it's
>> getting wrecked, suspension and all
>

> Use the hood. Ain't like you're gonna spend time cuddling in the
> afterglow, is it?

with 85 pounders, it's heaven on earth

park at a slight decline, oil up their back and bounce 'em like a
paddle ball on a string

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On 7/4/2017 8:18 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Tue, 27 Jun 2017 19:18:01 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>> if there's no BREXIT after that London Bridge thingy, we might
>>>> as well consider making up with Russia to jointly nuke the
>>>> entire EU
>>>>
>>>> Russkies can handle the fallout
>>>
>>> Brexit is finished, the limey bitch assured that. GB can get
>>> back to importing ay-rabs. Five years from now the kraut wench
>>> will hand the keys to the EU to the chinks.
>>
>> good.. we'll get to witness muzzies and chinks fight themselves
>> into mutual extinction while laying waste to the entire EU
>>
>> <ponder>
>>
>> Oscar alert!
>

> Good idea, but the chinks will get the EU handed to them on a silver
> platter. They'll be fighting muzzies in Indonesia and the Flip
> islands when they really get serious about owning the Pacific.

wouldn't be that big a deal if they'd start shipping their unwanted baby
girls over here for some good clean entertainment instead'a tossing 'em
in dumpsters

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On 7/4/2017 8:18 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> hmm... Think I'd like being a sex ed teacher in a convent school.
>
> "Now Sister Spinner and I will demonstrate Reverse Cowgirl. After
> the demonstration you will all get a turn. We'll be practicing this
> all next week, too."

I'd keep passing 'em on the writtens and flunking 'em on the practicals
to ensure they're perpetually testing

and then there's the overnight practice orgies

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On 7/4/2017 8:18 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Tue, 27 Jun 2017 19:18:12 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>> checked Rotten Tomatoes the other day and saw a 97% for Wonder
>>>> Woman (the highest score of any superhero flick of all time)
>>>> and thought, 'wtf could be so enticing outside the obvious jack
>>>> off material of Gal Gadot'
>>>
>>> Wasshername, the TV Wonder Woman, popped her top in an otherwise
>>> completely forgettable flick. Saw it about thirty years ago and
>>> that rack still brings a smile to my face and a rub to Mr.
>>> Happy.
>>
>> Linda Carter was amazing but Gal Gadot's much better
>>
>> she fends off hundreds of thousands of bullets with that damn
>> shield in a thinly veiled bukkake scene, for starters
>

> That chick was in a "Fast and Furious" movie. I remember being
> disappointed cuz she didn't show any tit.

doesn't in WW, either, but they'd clean up on a golden lasso bondage
version where she lets the bad guys 'rape' her only to clamp down with
that superbox and rip their dicks off

>>>> I dunno how big an ordeal it is for you to get to a movie
>>>> theater, but if you watch even a single movie a decade, that's
>>>> the one to watch
>>>
>>> Hour drive each way, and when you get there you gotta deal with
>>> <shudder> people. I'll wait for it to hit cable. Maybe hunt up
>>> the one with wasshername while I'm waiting.
>>
>> I didn't realize she did a movie so I'll have to look it up
>>
>> with Linda, the only part I waited for was the turning she'd have
>> to do to transform, always hoping the costume would fly off
>

> "Bobbie Jo and the Outlaw" No one would know it'd been made if it
> didn't star Wonder Tits.

always seemed to get stuck on the lake scene and the side tit shot

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On 7/11/2017 7:43 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Wed, 5 Jul 2017 04:47:16 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>> they already got the watermelons.. the pineapple's their
>>>>>> clit stimulator
>>>>>
>>>>> Must be the prickly skin that gets 'em.
>>>>
>>>> coupled with the expanding width
>>>
>>> Helps lock it in. Along with some meat skewers, of course.
>>
>> I hate piercings anywhere in that area
>

> It isn't the piercing, it's the fun you have shoving them in.

>
>> actually, piercings other than the ears and maybe a single small
>> nose nub pretty much ends it for me, along with even a single
>> tattoo
>

> Don't forget the belly button thingy. And I don't mind a small,
> thin wire hoop in the lip or eyebrow. Tats... depends what, where,
> and how big. Don't think I'd care for eyes on butts, it'd be like
> being spied on.

maybe something functional, like steel rings just behind the Achilles
tendons and through the base of their wrists so they could be tied and
locked into pretty much any position

>>>>> Use their back seat. Stains are no longer your problem.
>>>>
>>>> I don't fit in most subcompacts, but if they got a hatchback
>>>> it's getting wrecked, suspension and all
>>>
>>> Use the hood. Ain't like you're gonna spend time cuddling in
>>> the afterglow, is it?
>>
>> with 85 pounders, it's heaven on earth
>>
>> park at a slight decline, oil up their back and bounce 'em like a
>> paddle ball on a string
>

> Naked 4 wheeling! Plant one on yer rod and run a quad on a rough
> trail.

best idea I've seen since Harry decided to nuke Japan

prolly wipe out at the end, but it'd be worth the hospital stay

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On 7/19/2017 7:02 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Tue, 18 Jul 2017 06:12:59 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>> Brexit is finished, the limey bitch assured that. GB can
>>>>> get back to importing ay-rabs. Five years from now the kraut
>>>>> wench will hand the keys to the EU to the chinks.
>>>>
>>>> good.. we'll get to witness muzzies and chinks fight
>>>> themselves into mutual extinction while laying waste to the
>>>> entire EU
>>>>
>>>> <ponder>
>>>>
>>>> Oscar alert!
>>>
>>> Good idea, but the chinks will get the EU handed to them on a
>>> silver platter. They'll be fighting muzzies in Indonesia and the
>>> Flip islands when they really get serious about owning the
>>> Pacific.
>>
>> wouldn't be that big a deal if they'd start shipping their unwanted
>> baby girls over here for some good clean entertainment instead'a
>> tossing 'em in dumpsters
>

> When they get used up they could be used for dog food, instead of
> wasting horses. I like horses.

dog food, pig slop, and maybe some ultra-smooth wallets

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On 7/19/2017 7:02 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Tue, 18 Jul 2017 06:14:12 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>> reminds me I still needa knock out a bus driver at a school
>>>> for blind chicks and go have me a rape orgy
>>>
>>> hmm... Think I'd like being a sex ed teacher in a convent
>>> school.
>>>
>>> "Now Sister Spinner and I will demonstrate Reverse Cowgirl.
>>> After the demonstration you will all get a turn. We'll be
>>> practicing this all next week, too."
>>
>> I'd keep passing 'em on the writtens and flunking 'em on the
>> practicals to ensure they're perpetually testing
>>
>> and then there's the overnight practice orgies
>

> Lotsa oral pop quizzing. heh... "SAT on my rod" exams.
>
> Why should priests get it all, right?

not to mention celebs, politicians and step dads

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On 7/19/2017 7:02 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Tue, 18 Jul 2017 06:14:28 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>> Linda Carter was amazing but Gal Gadot's much better
>>>>
>>>> she fends off hundreds of thousands of bullets with that damn
>>>> shield in a thinly veiled bukkake scene, for starters
>>>
>>> That chick was in a "Fast and Furious" movie. I remember being
>>> disappointed cuz she didn't show any tit.
>>
>> doesn't in WW, either, but they'd clean up on a golden lasso
>> bondage version where she lets the bad guys 'rape' her only to
>> clamp down with that superbox and rip their dicks off
>

> Maybe she could have Snatch Acid® and melt them!

for the good guys, she squeezes tight enough to simulate a fetal ass

>>>>>> I dunno how big an ordeal it is for you to get to a movie
>>>>>> theater, but if you watch even a single movie a decade,
>>>>>> that's the one to watch
>>>>>
>>>>> Hour drive each way, and when you get there you gotta deal
>>>>> with <shudder> people. I'll wait for it to hit cable. Maybe
>>>>> hunt up the one with wasshername while I'm waiting.
>>>>
>>>> I didn't realize she did a movie so I'll have to look it up
>>>>
>>>> with Linda, the only part I waited for was the turning she'd
>>>> have to do to transform, always hoping the costume would fly
>>>> off
>>>
>>> "Bobbie Jo and the Outlaw" No one would know it'd been made if
>>> it didn't star Wonder Tits.
>>
>> always seemed to get stuck on the lake scene and the side tit shot
>

> Kinda makes you wanna breast feed, doesn't it? It's an oldie but
> goodie.

I'm still waiting for the pr0n star that can top Bunny Bleu

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On 9/17/2017 7:43 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Thu, 24 Aug 2017 15:33:16 -0600, ??

> Celebs need to die just on general principles. Pols too. And you
> can either blackmail or intimidate step dads into giving up their
> daughters. A compromising video can really change minds.

"two nights a week.. unlimited anal"

"She's only three!"

"guess you'd better get some maximum strength Desitin unless you don't
wanna see her again 'til she's 18"

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On 9/17/2017 7:43 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Thu, 24 Aug 2017 15:33:05 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>> Good idea, but the chinks will get the EU handed to them on
>>>>> a silver platter. They'll be fighting muzzies in Indonesia
>>>>> and the Flip islands when they really get serious about
>>>>> owning the Pacific.
>>>>
>>>> wouldn't be that big a deal if they'd start shipping their
>>>> unwanted baby girls over here for some good clean entertainment
>>>> instead'a tossing 'em in dumpsters
>>>
>>> When they get used up they could be used for dog food, instead
>>> of wasting horses. I like horses.
>>
>> dog food, pig slop, and maybe some ultra-smooth wallets
>

> With a really cool condom pocket

extra charge for one with a nipple

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On 9/17/2017 7:43 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Thu, 24 Aug 2017 15:33:34 -0600, ??

> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>> Linda Carter was amazing but Gal Gadot's much better
>>>>>>
>>>>>> she fends off hundreds of thousands of bullets with that
>>>>>> damn shield in a thinly veiled bukkake scene, for starters
>>>>>
>>>>> That chick was in a "Fast and Furious" movie. I remember
>>>>> being disappointed cuz she didn't show any tit.
>>>>
>>>> doesn't in WW, either, but they'd clean up on a golden lasso
>>>> bondage version where she lets the bad guys 'rape' her only to
>>>> clamp down with that superbox and rip their dicks off
>>>
>>> Maybe she could have Snatch Acid® and melt them!
>>
>> for the good guys, she squeezes tight enough to simulate a fetal
>> ass
>

> Zygote anal. Oh, yeah.

wonder if it's the egg or the sperm responsible for the ass

>>>>>>>> I dunno how big an ordeal it is for you to get to a
>>>>>>>> movie theater, but if you watch even a single movie a
>>>>>>>> decade, that's the one to watch
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Hour drive each way, and when you get there you gotta
>>>>>>> deal with <shudder> people. I'll wait for it to hit
>>>>>>> cable. Maybe hunt up the one with wasshername while I'm
>>>>>>> waiting.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I didn't realize she did a movie so I'll have to look it
>>>>>> up
>>>>>>
>>>>>> with Linda, the only part I waited for was the turning
>>>>>> she'd have to do to transform, always hoping the costume
>>>>>> would fly off
>>>>>
>>>>> "Bobbie Jo and the Outlaw" No one would know it'd been made
>>>>> if it didn't star Wonder Tits.
>>>>
>>>> always seemed to get stuck on the lake scene and the side tit
>>>> shot
>>>
>>> Kinda makes you wanna breast feed, doesn't it? It's an oldie
>>> but goodie.
>>
>> I'm still waiting for the pr0n star that can top Bunny Bleu
>

> Jeez, that's a real blast from the past. I was always partial to
> Rene Bond and Debbie Osborn. Not sure if Osborn did pr0n or soft
> pr0n, but she got to me. I'm a sucker for a red cooter.

Nikki Charm and the first few of Jenna Jameson's still crush anything
out today, though I don't subscribe to any of the premium stuff

the last thing I paid for pr0n-wise was a DVD rental in the late '90s

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On 10/13/2017 8:17 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Tue, 26 Sep 2017 02:23:27 -0600, ??

> Ain't blackmail a wonderful thing?

it's practically the entire engine that runs Hollywood and keeps most
Washington politicians 'bought'

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On 10/13/2017 8:17 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Tue, 26 Sep 2017 02:23:37 -0600, ??

> Include a hidden milk pouch.

..or put 'Fleshlight' out of business

"the _real_ real feel"

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On 10/13/2017 8:17 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Tue, 26 Sep 2017 02:23:46 -0600, ??

> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>>>> Linda Carter was amazing but Gal Gadot's much better
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> she fends off hundreds of thousands of bullets with
>>>>>>>> that damn shield in a thinly veiled bukkake scene, for
>>>>>>>> starters
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> That chick was in a "Fast and Furious" movie. I
>>>>>>> remember being disappointed cuz she didn't show any tit.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> doesn't in WW, either, but they'd clean up on a golden
>>>>>> lasso bondage version where she lets the bad guys 'rape'
>>>>>> her only to clamp down with that superbox and rip their
>>>>>> dicks off
>>>>>
>>>>> Maybe she could have Snatch Acid® and melt them!
>>>>
>>>> for the good guys, she squeezes tight enough to simulate a
>>>> fetal ass
>>>
>>> Zygote anal. Oh, yeah.
>>
>> wonder if it's the egg or the sperm responsible for the ass
>

> Whichever has the best imagination.

imagine what she could with her mouth and that super tongue

> To be honest, I don't think I can name a current pr0n star. They've
> become interchangeable.

not to mention forgettable with all the new teens pouring in every month

the max career life these days is 2 to 3 years before they're pushed
into the MILF/granny category

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On 10/26/2017 6:05 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Tue, 17 Oct 2017 23:36:51 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>> Celebs need to die just on general principles. Pols too.
>>>>> And you can either blackmail or intimidate step dads into
>>>>> giving up their daughters. A compromising video can really
>>>>> change minds.
>>>>
>>>> "two nights a week.. unlimited anal"
>>>>
>>>> "She's only three!"
>>>>
>>>> "guess you'd better get some maximum strength Desitin unless
>>>> you don't wanna see her again 'til she's 18"
>>>
>>> Ain't blackmail a wonderful thing?
>>
>> it's practically the entire engine that runs Hollywood and keeps
>> most Washington politicians 'bought'
>

> I need some 007 goodies. I wouldn't mind owning some DC clout...
> and maybe a few child stars.

a few well-coached stars'd give you complete control overnight

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On 10/26/2017 6:05 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Tue, 17 Oct 2017 23:37:07 -0600, ??

> I don't think it'd put Fleshlight outta business. Figure it out. A
> guy'd have to be a moron to buy one, right? And they sell, so
> there's lotsa morons with money to waste. And no moron is gonna go
> for "the _real_ real feel" if it doesn't light up in the dark, also.

they'll be wasting thousands on the new AI fuck dolls a few have already
_married_, so it might have to be a complete skin transplant with
LED-lit 'moonbeam' eyes

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On 10/26/2017 6:05 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Tue, 17 Oct 2017 23:37:26 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>>>>> That chick was in a "Fast and Furious" movie. I
>>>>>>>>> remember being disappointed cuz she didn't show any
>>>>>>>>> tit.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> doesn't in WW, either, but they'd clean up on a golden
>>>>>>>> lasso bondage version where she lets the bad guys
>>>>>>>> 'rape' her only to clamp down with that superbox and
>>>>>>>> rip their dicks off
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Maybe she could have Snatch Acid® and melt them!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> for the good guys, she squeezes tight enough to simulate a
>>>>>> fetal ass
>>>>>
>>>>> Zygote anal. Oh, yeah.
>>>>
>>>> wonder if it's the egg or the sperm responsible for the ass
>>>
>>> Whichever has the best imagination.
>>

>> imagine what she could do with her mouth and that super tongue
>
> HaH! Imagine a Bionic Woman hand job. The friction would fry your
> meat!

Lindsey Wagner was a putz.. that should've been Farrah Fawcett w/Gatling
gun bionic tits

>>>>>>>>> "Bobbie Jo and the Outlaw" No one would know it'd
>>>>>>>>> been made if it didn't star Wonder Tits.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> always seemed to get stuck on the lake scene and the
>>>>>>>> side tit shot
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Kinda makes you wanna breast feed, doesn't it? It's an
>>>>>>> oldie but goodie.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I'm still waiting for the pr0n star that can top Bunny
>>>>>> Bleu
>>>>>
>>>>> Jeez, that's a real blast from the past. I was always
>>>>> partial to Rene Bond and Debbie Osborn. Not sure if Osborn
>>>>> did pr0n or soft pr0n, but she got to me. I'm a sucker for a
>>>>> red cooter.
>>>>
>>>> Nikki Charm and the first few of Jenna Jameson's still crush
>>>> anything out today, though I don't subscribe to any of the
>>>> premium stuff
>>>>
>>>> the last thing I paid for pr0n-wise was a DVD rental in the
>>>> late '90s
>>>
>>> To be honest, I don't think I can name a current pr0n star.
>>> They've become interchangeable.
>>
>> not to mention forgettable with all the new teens pouring in every
>> month
>>
>> the max career life these days is 2 to 3 years before they're
>> pushed into the MILF/granny category
>

> What's up with that? I never figured those chicks were Mensa
> candidates, but jeez... you'd think anyone could figure out she
> ain't gonna be set for life from three years giving head and
> screwing. I'd love to see one of 'em's resume when applying for a
> secretary job.
>
> EXPERIENCE: Three fucks and seven blowjobs in "Nasty SeXXXretaries
> 79" Nine (two DP) anal scenes in "Butt Mr Head!"

..or start an 'all-inclusive/anything goes' cruise ship line packed with
ex-stars under 30

they'd be booked 5 years out in about ten minutes

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On 11/5/2017 7:13 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Tue, 31 Oct 2017 13:19:09 -0600, ??

> It's a cinch I couldn't do worse than the current crop of... hell, I
> don't even know what to call them.

dwarf monetary relief technicians

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On 11/5/2017 7:13 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Tue, 31 Oct 2017 13:19:17 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>> I don't think it'd put Fleshlight outta business. Figure it out.
>>> A guy'd have to be a moron to buy one, right? And they sell, so
>>> there's lotsa morons with money to waste. And no moron is gonna
>>> go for "the _real_ real feel" if it doesn't light up in the dark,
>>> also.
>>
>> they'll be wasting thousands on the new AI fuck dolls a few have
>> already _married_, so it might have to be a complete skin
>> transplant with LED-lit 'moonbeam' eyes
>

> I hadn't heard about that, yet. And you know what? I thought Real
> Doll was stoopid. This takes it to a new level of stoopid.
>
> HAH! I just pictured the luser pumping with gusto on his brand new
> AI fuck doll, the synthesized voice asking "Are you in yet?"

yep.. they need to build in taunting that drives these idiots to suicide

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On 11/5/2017 7:13 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Tue, 31 Oct 2017 13:19:28 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>> HaH! Imagine a Bionic Woman hand job. The friction would fry
>>> your meat!
>>
>> Lindsey Wagner was a putz.. that should've been Farrah Fawcett
>> w/Gatling gun bionic tits
>

> You really need to see some Jap weirdness. "Robo Geisha" or
> something.

note they weren't as off-the-charts weird before we nuked 'em

guess radioactivity produces annoying censored pr0n, little dicks, and
kookoo fetishes

>>>>> To be honest, I don't think I can name a current pr0n star.
>>>>> They've become interchangeable.
>>>>
>>>> not to mention forgettable with all the new teens pouring in
>>>> every month
>>>>
>>>> the max career life these days is 2 to 3 years before they're
>>>> pushed into the MILF/granny category
>>>
>>> What's up with that? I never figured those chicks were Mensa
>>> candidates, but jeez... you'd think anyone could figure out she
>>> ain't gonna be set for life from three years giving head and
>>> screwing. I'd love to see one of 'em's resume when applying for
>>> a secretary job.
>>>
>>> EXPERIENCE: Three fucks and seven blowjobs in "Nasty
>>> SeXXXretaries 79" Nine (two DP) anal scenes in "Butt Mr Head!"
>>
>> ..or start an 'all-inclusive/anything goes' cruise ship line packed
>> with ex-stars under 30
>>
>> they'd be booked 5 years out in about ten minutes
>

> Yeah... unless they said anything goes among passengers, and the
> "stars" stood around saying shit like "NO TEETH!" Sure, it's good
> advice, but I can go upside the bitches' head for a lot less than
> the price of a cruise.

I was thinking wide and nightly-varied selection

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On 12/20/2017 7:21 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Thu, 7 Dec 2017 02:24:05 -0700, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>>> Ain't blackmail a wonderful thing?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> it's practically the entire engine that runs Hollywood and
>>>>>> keeps most Washington politicians 'bought'
>>>>>
>>>>> I need some 007 goodies. I wouldn't mind owning some DC
>>>>> clout... and maybe a few child stars.
>>>>
>>>> a few well-coached stars'd give you complete control overnight
>>>
>>> It's a cinch I couldn't do worse than the current crop of...
>>> hell, I don't even know what to call them.
>>
>> dwarf monetary relief technicians
>

> I'm thinkin' they need to be physically transformed into dwarfs.
> Lop 'em off at the knees and neck and they'd be 100% more effective,
> and 500% smarter.

headless dwarfmen.. not bad

maybe lop off their left arms, strap 'em to remote electroshock bands in
their respective seat, and run a few thousand volts through 'em when we
need 'yay' votes

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On 12/20/2017 7:21 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Thu, 7 Dec 2017 02:24:10 -0700, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>> they'll be wasting thousands on the new AI fuck dolls a few
>>>> have already _married_, so it might have to be a complete skin
>>>> transplant with LED-lit 'moonbeam' eyes
>>>
>>> I hadn't heard about that, yet. And you know what? I thought
>>> Real Doll was stoopid. This takes it to a new level of stoopid.
>>>
>>> HAH! I just pictured the luser pumping with gusto on his brand
>>> new AI fuck doll, the synthesized voice asking "Are you in yet?"
>>
>> yep.. they need to build in taunting that drives these idiots to
>> suicide
>

> I can't decide about that. On the one hand, they're a waste of
> oxygen. It'd help with the overpopulation problem. On the other
> hand, I really want 'em to live with the knowledge of their
> stupidity. So I'm thinking enough curare to keep 'em from moving or
> speaking, they gotta lay there and stare at the little "woman."
>
> What a conundrum.

..or replace the doll with a blow-up duplicate of Dee Snider and shoot
'em with batrachotoxin right before orgasm

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On 12/20/2017 7:21 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Thu, 7 Dec 2017 02:24:18 -0700, ??

> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>> HaH! Imagine a Bionic Woman hand job. The friction would
>>>>> fry your meat!
>>>>
>>>> Lindsey Wagner was a putz.. that should've been Farrah Fawcett
>>>> w/Gatling gun bionic tits
>>>
>>> You really need to see some Jap weirdness. "Robo Geisha" or
>>> something.
>>
>> note they weren't as off-the-charts weird before we nuked 'em
>>
>> guess radioactivity produces annoying censored pr0n, little dicks,
>> and kookoo fetishes
>

> 'Cept for the censored pr0n, I'd call those Jap improvements. What
> kind of loony toons think up an hour long ceremony to have a cup of
> tea? And then you have those stringed "musical" instruments. And
> what's up with kabukkake theater?

if that's a live version of bukkake, I'd catch a cheap matinee

>>>>>> the max career life these days is 2 to 3 years before
>>>>>> they're pushed into the MILF/granny category
>>>>>
>>>>> What's up with that? I never figured those chicks were
>>>>> Mensa candidates, but jeez... you'd think anyone could figure
>>>>> out she ain't gonna be set for life from three years giving
>>>>> head and screwing. I'd love to see one of 'em's resume when
>>>>> applying for a secretary job.
>>>>>
>>>>> EXPERIENCE: Three fucks and seven blowjobs in "Nasty
>>>>> SeXXXretaries 79" Nine (two DP) anal scenes in "Butt Mr
>>>>> Head!"
>>>>
>>>> ..or start an 'all-inclusive/anything goes' cruise ship line
>>>> packed with ex-stars under 30
>>>>
>>>> they'd be booked 5 years out in about ten minutes
>>>
>>> Yeah... unless they said anything goes among passengers, and the
>>> "stars" stood around saying shit like "NO TEETH!" Sure, it's
>>> good advice, but I can go upside the bitches' head for a lot less
>>> than the price of a cruise.
>>
>> I was thinking wide and nightly-varied selection
>

> You can get that answering Craig's List personals.

..along with every STD known to science

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On 1/20/2018 7:52 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Fri, 5 Jan 2018 11:03:17 -0700, ??

> Got yerself a new blowgun and some frogs, huh?

couldn't come up with a better way to shut up a neighbor's dogs

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On 1/20/2018 7:52 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

<blank>

coulda sworn there was something when I first checked

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On 1/20/2018 7:52 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

<blank, again>

<singing>

'somebody's cancelling your psots'

:|

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On 2/21/2018 10:53 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Thu, 8 Feb 2018 13:34:42 -0700, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>> ..or replace the doll with a blow-up duplicate of Dee Snider
>>>> and shoot 'em with batrachotoxin right before orgasm
>>>
>>> Got yerself a new blowgun and some frogs, huh?
>>
>> couldn't come up with a better way to shut up a neighbor's dogs
>

> Put out something for them to drink. It's winter, so I suggest
> antifreeze.

it's gotta be slow, painful, and at least allow a few chunk-blowing
sessions when the owner brings 'em in at night.. a bonus being profuse
and explosive bloody diarrhea

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On 2/21/2018 10:53 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Thu, 8 Feb 2018 13:41:49 -0700, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>> <blank>
>>
>> coulda sworn there was something when I first checked
>

> It self destructed. It was an ATJ version of "Mission: Impossible"
> assignment.

prolly, "if you're new, post an original tasteless joke that's actually
funny"

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On 2/21/2018 10:53 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Thu, 8 Feb 2018 13:43:06 -0700, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>> <blank, again>
>>
>> <singing>
>>
>> 'somebody's cancelling your psots'
>>
>> :|
>

> Got news for 'im. He's going to more trouble canceling them than I
> am writing them.

perhaps.. but it's destroying a small part of a timeless archive

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On 1/20/2018 7:52 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Fri, 5 Jan 2018 11:03:09 -0700, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>>> I need some 007 goodies. I wouldn't mind owning some DC
>>>>>>> clout... and maybe a few child stars.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> a few well-coached stars'd give you complete control
>>>>>> overnight
>>>>>
>>>>> It's a cinch I couldn't do worse than the current crop of...
>>>>> hell, I don't even know what to call them.
>>>>
>>>> dwarf monetary relief technicians
>>>
>>> I'm thinkin' they need to be physically transformed into dwarfs.
>>> Lop 'em off at the knees and neck and they'd be 100% more
>>> effective, and 500% smarter.
>>
>> headless dwarfmen.. not bad
>>
>> maybe lop off their left arms, strap 'em to remote electroshock
>> bands in their respective seat, and run a few thousand volts
>> through 'em when we need 'yay' votes
>

> I can see the vote to deport all illegals.
>
> <twitch> The Ayes have it!

<recovered -- prolly aioe.org dropped the ball>

ICE fest!

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On 1/20/2018 7:52 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Fri, 5 Jan 2018 11:03:28 -0700, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>> Lindsey Wagner was a putz.. that should've been Farrah
>>>>>> Fawcett w/Gatling gun bionic tits
>>>>>
>>>>> You really need to see some Jap weirdness. "Robo Geisha" or
>>>>> something.
>>>>
>>>> note they weren't as off-the-charts weird before we nuked 'em
>>>>
>>>> guess radioactivity produces annoying censored pr0n, little
>>>> dicks, and kookoo fetishes
>>>
>>> 'Cept for the censored pr0n, I'd call those Jap improvements.
>>> What kind of loony toons think up an hour long ceremony to have a
>>> cup of tea? And then you have those stringed "musical"
>>> instruments. And what's up with kabukkake theater?
>>
>> if that's a live version of bukkake, I'd catch a cheap matinee
>

> It's that weird nip theater with all "men" actors, wearing white
> jizzface makeup.

maybe the precursor to bukkake

all I know is it'd be great if American women were as compliant, but
without all the annoying faces

also gotta wonder if they realize the millions of dollars they're giving
up by censoring all that pussy

>>>>>>>> the max career life these days is 2 to 3 years before
>>>>>>>> they're pushed into the MILF/granny category
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> What's up with that? I never figured those chicks were
>>>>>>> Mensa candidates, but jeez... you'd think anyone could
>>>>>>> figure out she ain't gonna be set for life from three
>>>>>>> years giving head and screwing. I'd love to see one of
>>>>>>> 'em's resume when applying for a secretary job.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> EXPERIENCE: Three fucks and seven blowjobs in "Nasty
>>>>>>> SeXXXretaries 79" Nine (two DP) anal scenes in "Butt Mr
>>>>>>> Head!"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> ..or start an 'all-inclusive/anything goes' cruise ship
>>>>>> line packed with ex-stars under 30
>>>>>>
>>>>>> they'd be booked 5 years out in about ten minutes
>>>>>
>>>>> Yeah... unless they said anything goes among passengers, and
>>>>> the "stars" stood around saying shit like "NO TEETH!" Sure,
>>>>> it's good advice, but I can go upside the bitches' head for a
>>>>> lot less than the price of a cruise.
>>>>
>>>> I was thinking wide and nightly-varied selection
>>>
>>> You can get that answering Craig's List personals.
>>
>> ..along with every STD known to science
>

> Probably a few unknowns, too. Think of it as advancing scientific
> knowledge.

<recovered>

I'd rather be spinning Kitty like a top, fisting Dakota and tonguing
Odette while Rebel and Kenzie rim me

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On 3/11/2018 10:30 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Mon, 26 Feb 2018 10:26:29 -0700, ??

> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>> <blank, again>
>>>>
>>>> <singing>
>>>>
>>>> 'somebody's cancelling your psots'
>>>>
>>>> :|
>>>
>>> Got news for 'im. He's going to more trouble canceling them than
>>> I am writing them.
>>
>> perhaps.. but it's destroying a small part of a timeless archive
>

> Check X-No-archive in the header.

thankfully doesn't carry over to replies

if it weren't for Catto, Liz, drippy, Spit, Larry, Greg, et al, and I,
no one'd have a clue what to use for your epitaph

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On 3/11/2018 10:30 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Mon, 26 Feb 2018 10:26:00 -0700, ??

> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>> <blank>
>>>>
>>>> coulda sworn there was something when I first checked
>>>
>>> It self destructed. It was an ATJ version of "Mission:
>>> Impossible" assignment.
>>
>> prolly, "if you're new, post an original tasteless joke that's
>> actually funny"
>

> "Mission: Impossible" assignments are actually feasible, in a
> fantasy kind of way.

..which also rules out posting funny Trump jokes

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On 3/11/2018 10:30 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Mon, 26 Feb 2018 10:25:52 -0700, ??

> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>> ..or replace the doll with a blow-up duplicate of Dee
>>>>>> Snider and shoot 'em with batrachotoxin right before
>>>>>> orgasm
>>>>>
>>>>> Got yerself a new blowgun and some frogs, huh?
>>>>
>>>> couldn't come up with a better way to shut up a neighbor's
>>>> dogs
>>>
>>> Put out something for them to drink. It's winter, so I suggest
>>> antifreeze.
>>
>> it's gotta be slow, painful, and at least allow a few
>> chunk-blowing sessions when the owner brings 'em in at night.. a
>> bonus being profuse and explosive bloody diarrhea
>

> Dunno about chunks and diarrhea, but slow writhing in agony is
> always good for a laugh.

the owner's gotta pay, too

a flea batting an eyelid a hundred yards away sets off a twenty-minute
barking spree

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On 3/11/2018 10:30 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Mon, 26 Feb 2018 10:26:42 -0700, ??

> Get rid of the friggin' "temporary" residence permit holders who
> have been here 15-20 years, too.

the Dems killed DACA while unwittingly giving Trump his wall money in
the form of national security funds and a judge even removed a stay on
deporting Muslims from certain countries

a few more years of this and the only head coverings we'll see are on
some Sikhs worshiping a cow

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On 3/11/2018 10:30 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Mon, 26 Feb 2018 10:27:06 -0700, ??

> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>>>> Lindsey Wagner was a putz.. that should've been Farrah
>>>>>>>> Fawcett w/Gatling gun bionic tits
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You really need to see some Jap weirdness. "Robo Geisha"
>>>>>>> or something.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> note they weren't as off-the-charts weird before we nuked
>>>>>> 'em
>>>>>>
>>>>>> guess radioactivity produces annoying censored pr0n,
>>>>>> little dicks, and kookoo fetishes
>>>>>
>>>>> 'Cept for the censored pr0n, I'd call those Jap
>>>>> improvements. What kind of loony toons think up an hour long
>>>>> ceremony to have a cup of tea? And then you have those
>>>>> stringed "musical" instruments. And what's up with kabukkake
>>>>> theater?
>>>>
>>>> if that's a live version of bukkake, I'd catch a cheap matinee
>>>
>>> It's that weird nip theater with all "men" actors, wearing white
>>> jizzface makeup.
>>
>> maybe the precursor to bukkake
>>
>> all I know is it'd be great if American women were as compliant,
>> but without all the annoying faces
>

> Check out filipinas; lotsa hot spinners.

they're great for short-term, but long-term you'd be better off with a
Peruvian, Colombian, or some chic from the mountainous regions of Ecuador

flips wanna move their entire extended family to America

>> also gotta wonder if they realize the millions of dollars they're
>> giving up by censoring all that pussy
>

> They got rid of the pube ban a while ago.

if they censored most of their faces they'd really start raking it in

> ... friggin' perfectionist...

could be mild autism mixed with ADD but tanned tiny and tight's my
kryptonite

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On 5/1/2018 8:13 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Thu, 29 Mar 2018 23:51:38 -0600, ??

> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>> <blank, again>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> <singing>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> 'somebody's cancelling your psots'
>>>>>>
>>>>>> :|
>>>>>
>>>>> Got news for 'im. He's going to more trouble canceling them than
>>>>> I am writing them.
>>>>
>>>> perhaps.. but it's destroying a small part of a timeless archive
>>>
>>> Check X-No-archive in the header.
>>
>> thankfully doesn't carry over to replies
>>
>> if it weren't for Catto, Liz, drippy, Spit, Larry, Greg, et al, and I,
>> no one'd have a clue what to use for your epitaph
>

> I won't need one, I'm immortal.

kinda figured you'd made an app of yourself

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On 5/1/2018 8:13 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Thu, 29 Mar 2018 23:51:51 -0600, ??

> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>> <blank>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> coulda sworn there was something when I first checked
>>>>>
>>>>> It self destructed. It was an ATJ version of "Mission:
>>>>> Impossible" assignment.
>>>>
>>>> prolly, "if you're new, post an original tasteless joke that's
>>>> actually funny"
>>>
>>> "Mission: Impossible" assignments are actually feasible, in a
>>> fantasy kind of way.
>>
>> ..which also rules out posting funny Trump jokes
>

> He tweets those daily.

gonna be a damn shame if the thing that ends up taking him down is
Giuliani's incompetence in dealing with disgruntled porn stars

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On 5/1/2018 8:13 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Thu, 29 Mar 2018 23:52:29 -0600, ??

> Invite him for an antifreeze cocktail, too.

dousing the dogs with gas, throwing a bone through the doggy door and
lighting them as they're going inside could provide a good twenty
minutes of high quality entertainment

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On 5/1/2018 8:13 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Thu, 29 Mar 2018 23:52:39 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>> maybe lop off their left arms, strap 'em to remote
>>>>>> electroshock bands in their respective seat, and run a few
>>>>>> thousand volts through 'em when we need 'yay' votes
>>>>>
>>>>> I can see the vote to deport all illegals.
>>>>>
>>>>> <twitch> The Ayes have it!
>>>>
>>>> <recovered -- prolly aioe.org dropped the ball>
>>>>
>>>> ICE fest!
>>>
>>> Get rid of the friggin' "temporary" residence permit holders who
>>> have been here 15-20 years, too.
>>
>> the Dems killed DACA while unwittingly giving Trump his wall money
>> in the form of national security funds and a judge even removed a
>> stay on deporting Muslims from certain countries
>>
>> a few more years of this and the only head coverings we'll see are
>> on some Sikhs worshiping a cow
>

> I not, there's some ugly broads around who need a paper bag head
> covering.

98% of nigger bitches need paper bags over the head, but not before
stuffing a sock in their mouth

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On 5/1/2018 8:13 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Thu, 29 Mar 2018 23:53:04 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>>> 'Cept for the censored pr0n, I'd call those Jap
>>>>>>> improvements. What kind of loony toons think up an hour
>>>>>>> long ceremony to have a cup of tea? And then you have
>>>>>>> those stringed "musical" instruments. And what's up with
>>>>>>> kabukkake theater?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> if that's a live version of bukkake, I'd catch a cheap
>>>>>> matinee
>>>>>
>>>>> It's that weird nip theater with all "men" actors, wearing
>>>>> white jizzface makeup.
>>>>
>>>> maybe the precursor to bukkake
>>>>
>>>> all I know is it'd be great if American women were as
>>>> compliant, but without all the annoying faces
>>>
>>> Check out filipinas; lotsa hot spinners.
>>
>> they're great for short-term, but long-term you'd be better off
>> with a Peruvian, Colombian, or some chic from the mountainous
>> regions of Ecuador
>>
>> flips wanna move their entire extended family to America
>

> Take a tip from Nancy Reagan - just say NO.

there was a documentary on that very thing.. they end up flipping out
<sic>, withholding sex, burning everything they cook, and generally
becoming little Hitlers until they get their way

>>>>>>>> I was thinking wide and nightly-varied selection
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You can get that answering Craig's List personals.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> ..along with every STD known to science
>>>>>
>>>>> Probably a few unknowns, too. Think of it as advancing
>>>>> scientific knowledge.
>>>>
>>>> <recovered>
>>>>
>>>> I'd rather be spinning Kitty like a top, fisting Dakota and
>>>> tonguing Odette while Rebel and Kenzie rim me
>>>
>>> ... friggin' perfectionist...
>>
>> could be mild autism mixed with ADD but tanned tiny and tight's my
>> kryptonite
>

> Try newborn jigboos. You can usually get 'em ten bucks a dozen.

great argument for opening a jigaboo-only abortion clinic with nothing
more than a wet vac

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On 5/26/2018 9:01 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Sun, 6 May 2018 10:38:18 -0600, ??

> hmm... Now I gotta decide if you really meant 'app' or your 's' key
> quit working.

if the 's' key broke I'd switch to 'z'

the question is ..how will we know when you transition to the KE app?

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On 5/26/2018 9:01 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Sun, 6 May 2018 10:39:48 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>> Check out filipinas; lotsa hot spinners.
>>>>
>>>> they're great for short-term, but long-term you'd be better
>>>> off with a Peruvian, Colombian, or some chic from the
>>>> mountainous regions of Ecuador
>>>>
>>>> flips wanna move their entire extended family to America
>>>
>>> Take a tip from Nancy Reagan - just say NO.
>>
>> there was a documentary on that very thing.. they end up flipping
>> out <sic>, withholding sex, burning everything they cook, and
>> generally becoming little Hitlers until they get their way
>

> Find a spot of quicksand (there are some close to my place) and go
> on a "nature walk." Or rent a wood chipper. And butchering is
> always a good option. I have a nice meat grinder and sausage
> stuffer, and turn out some tasty breakfast links.

a new wife every month?

might be every week with me, though, considering I like waifs under 5'

>>>>>> I'd rather be spinning Kitty like a top, fisting Dakota
>>>>>> and tonguing Odette while Rebel and Kenzie rim me
>>>>>
>>>>> ... friggin' perfectionist...
>>>>
>>>> could be mild autism mixed with ADD but tanned tiny and tight's
>>>> my kryptonite
>>>
>>> Try newborn jigboos. You can usually get 'em ten bucks a dozen.
>>
>> great argument for opening a jigaboo-only abortion clinic with
>> nothing more than a wet vac
>

> hmm... there's a wet vac in the barn, too. Maybe I'll look into
> some gainful employment.

and you could do America a big favor by not sterilizing a damn thing, or
at least coating the outside of the nozzle with some sorta flesh-eating
bacteria

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On 5/26/2018 9:01 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Sun, 6 May 2018 10:39:37 -0600, ??

> In that situation we also need to consider the grocery store options
> - "Do you want paper or plastic?"

good point.. switch to plastic and container ship 'em to China as fertilizer

no need to waste socks

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On 5/26/2018 9:01 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Sun, 6 May 2018 10:38:38 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>> Dunno about chunks and diarrhea, but slow writhing in agony
>>>>> is always good for a laugh.
>>>>
>>>> the owner's gotta pay, too
>>>>
>>>> a flea batting an eyelid a hundred yards away sets off a
>>>> twenty-minute barking spree
>>>
>>> Invite him for an antifreeze cocktail, too.
>>
>> dousing the dogs with gas, throwing a bone through the doggy door
>> and lighting them as they're going inside could provide a good
>> twenty minutes of high quality entertainment
>

> Did you ever turpentine a cat? Catch one of the nasty useless
> shitbags, squirt some turpentine up its ass, and watch the fun.
> Pigeon and gull fishing is fun too. Bait a hook with a french fry
> and wait till one hits it, then let out enough line to play your
> catch. Works best near a fast food joint.

always wanted to rig a hook with a hundred dollar bill near a highway
and bait some muzzie/nigger/joo-types into oncoming Freightliners

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On 5/26/2018 9:01 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Sun, 6 May 2018 10:38:28 -0600, ??

> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>>>> <blank>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> coulda sworn there was something when I first checked
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> It self destructed. It was an ATJ version of "Mission:
>>>>>>> Impossible" assignment.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> prolly, "if you're new, post an original tasteless joke
>>>>>> that's actually funny"
>>>>>
>>>>> "Mission: Impossible" assignments are actually feasible, in
>>>>> a fantasy kind of way.
>>>>
>>>> ..which also rules out posting funny Trump jokes
>>>
>>> He tweets those daily.
>>
>> gonna be a damn shame if the thing that ends up taking him down is
>> Giuliani's incompetence in dealing with disgruntled porn stars
>

> Don't blame Giuliani. The dumb sumbitch shoulda just said "Yeah, I
> porked her, and it wasn't all that great. So what?"

..and now we're onto Mexikids separated from their illegal immigrant parents

Obama had the right idea with chain-link cages

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On 7/17/2018 10:13 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Thu, 28 Jun 2018 09:38:37 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>>> Check X-No-archive in the header.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> thankfully doesn't carry over to replies
>>>>>>
>>>>>> if it weren't for Catto, Liz, drippy, Spit, Larry, Greg, et
>>>>>> al, and I, no one'd have a clue what to use for your
>>>>>> epitaph
>>>>>
>>>>> I won't need one, I'm immortal.
>>>>
>>>> kinda figured you'd made an app of yourself
>>>
>>> hmm... Now I gotta decide if you really meant 'app' or your 's'
>>> key quit working.
>>
>> if the 's' key broke I'd switch to 'z'
>>
>> the question is ..how will we know when you transition to the KE
>> app?
>

> The replies will start to make sense.

perfectly logical and crystal clear

<slams half dozen WhistlePig Sazeracs>

wait!