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RITA'S MARGARINE

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SHANNON SKIPSEY

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Apr 18, 1994, 11:19:28 PM4/18/94
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HOW TO SEDUCE RITA THE ETA EATER

Take her down to 'MEADOW LEA'
among the 'DAFFODILS'
then 'FLORA.'

Make sure her legs are 'SPREADWELL'
before you 'ETA.'
(remember the taste buds are on the top of your tongue)

Then give her plenty of 'STORK'
A little bit of 'PRAISE'
And hope for a 'MIRACLE'
And if all that succeeds.....

YOU OUGHTA BE CONGRATULATED.

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