Twas the night before Christmas ( X-Rated Version )
Kevin Harkness
Twas the night before christmas
And all thropugh the house ,
Everyone felt shitty ,
Even the mouse
Mom at the whore house ,
Dad smoking grass
I settled down for a nice
Piece of ass .
I set myself down out on
The lawn , I heard a
Big clatter so I sprang
From my piece to see
What was the matter .
From out on the lawn
I saw a big dick ,
And I knew in a moment
It must be St Nick
He came down the
Chiminey like a bat
Outta hell , and I knew
In a moment the fucker
Had fell .
He filled our stockings
With pretzels and beer
And a huge rubber dick
For my brother the Queer .
He rose up the chiminey
With a thunderous fart
And the son of a bitch
Blew the chiminey apart
And as he rode off into
The night , he said ,
" Piss on you all , and
To all a bitch of a night "
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Sincerely yours,
Kevin Harkness
icq#: 22013099
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