"I am the ruptured cowboy!
"I got the gonorrhea!
"Aye, yah!
"I got it from Maria!
"She gave it to me free-ahh!
"It hurts me when I pee-ahh!
"Aye, yah, yah, yah!"
<aye, yah!> is that untranslatable Mexican expression of joy heard in the
background of Mexican folksongs.
Imagine yourself in a group of roving mariachis at a fiesta as you work on
your rendition of THE RUPTURED COWBOY. You'll win the respect and
admiration of
your associates and co-workers at the next office party.