I need more Kurt Cobain jokes!
Paul Baillargeon
I only know two, so if you have any, post them here....
Q. What color where Kurt Cobain's eyes?
A. Blue, one blew to the left and one blew to the right.
Q. What was the last this that went through Kurt Cobain's mind?
A. His teeth.
BCoon16164
"Paul Baillargeon" <pbai...@albany.net> wrote:
>A. His teeth.
Q. What was the best thing Kurt Cobain ever released?
A. The saftety
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What was Kurt Cobain's last hit?
The floor
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Michael Strudwick
Paul Baillargeon wrote:
> I only know two, so if you have any, post them here....
>
> Q. What color where Kurt Cobain's eyes?
>
> A. Blue, one blew to the left and one blew to the right.
>
> Q. What was the last this that went through Kurt Cobain's mind?
>
> A. His teeth.
The Kurt Cobain fan club has moved to the corner of Smith and Western :)
Oh Never Mind
Michael C Lee
Excerpts from netnews.alt.tasteless.jokes: 19-Jul-97 Re: I need more
Kurt Cobain.. by Eo...@globalcafe.ie
>
> What has more brains that Kurt Cobain?
>
> The wall behind him.
>
How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?
With a spunge.
TS Jones
the codfather wrote:
>
> kevin <ke...@mspusa.com> wrote:
>
> >>>I need more Kurt Cobain jokes!
>
> >What Nerdvana song did they play at Kurt's funeral?
>
> >"I'm half the man I used to be"
If you're gonna make up bad jokes, at least get the band right...
Not only is this not the name of the song, it's not even a Nirvana song.
the codfather
kevin <ke...@mspusa.com> wrote:
>>>I need more Kurt Cobain jokes!
>What Nerdvana song did they play at Kurt's funeral?
>"I'm half the man I used to be"
I'd rather be half a man than an eigth of a brain, Kevin.
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kevin
TS Jones wrote:
>
> the codfather wrote:
> >
> > kevin <ke...@mspusa.com> wrote:
> >
> > >>>I need more Kurt Cobain jokes!
> >
> > >What Nerdvana song did they play at Kurt's funeral?
> >
> > >"I'm half the man I used to be"
>
>
> Not only is this not the name of the song, it's not even a Nirvana song.
Why? Who Cares? Don't whine. Be happy. The only thing that matters
is that some talentless freak ate two oz. of lead and did the world a
favor.
Wow, you could write a Nerdvana song like that one endless song
"unplugged" . . .
I ate some lead by Nerdvana -
"
I ate some lead
now I am dead
what can be said
without a head
now I am dead
ick, how I bled
the wall is all red
so is the bed
I ate some lead"
(ad nausium)
The only sad thing is those 12 year old girls in France blowing each
others heads off with a note left for Kurt. But, natural selection...
its only natural.
O.B.Joke:
A woman had been beaten, raped and almost strangled to death with her
own purse. The rapist had run away. An IRS employee saw her lying in
the bushes of the city park, still choking on the straps.
He went over and unwrapped the purse from her bruised neck.
She gasped life giving air. "Thank you! Thank you!" she croaked, "I
almost died"
Taking the woman's money and charge cards, and kicking her in the
crotch, the IRS agent said "Died schmied, I couldn't get the damn thing
open with your ugly head in the way."
Silver Surfer
Whats the best thing Kurt Cobain released?
The safety.
zwa...@tacos.caltech.edu
Probably the funniest post regarding Curt I've seen here follows.
Much credit to whomever thought of it...
Take the Curt Kobain quiz!!!!!!!!
1. Curt NoBrain killed himself because?
a. He was a loser.
b. He had nothing better to do.
c. He thought the gun was a Q-Tip.
2. Some Cobaine followers also killed themselves because?
a. They are losers.
b. They were playing follow the leader.
c. They also thought the gun was a Q-Tip.
3. Cobaine fans dress like Curt because?
a. He was a loser.
b. Stealing clothes from the Salvation Army bin is easy.
c. They have no thoughts of their own and need a leader.
d. They are practicing to be homeless bums.
4. Cobaine fans like to call themselves Generation X because?
a. Curt was a loser.
b. They can spell X
c. They are losers.
5. Cobaine fans say Curt spoke for them because?
a. While they watch, love and believe in Barney, they are not sure
if he is a real person.
b. They are losers.
6. Cobaine knew that his fans thought he was cool because?
a. Curt was a loser.
b. He didn't like to bathe.
c. He was a poet. Even though they thought most poets were fags.
7. If you can understand everything Curt is singing, you.........
a. Purchased a copy of the lyrics.
b. Are on some kind of drug and are imagining you understand the lyrics.
c. Curt was a loser. (I know it doesn't go with the question but
it is still a good answer.)
8. Curt and his followers.
a. Are losers.
b. all of the above
9. Curt's last words were?
a. What happens if I pull this trigger?
b. I am a loser.
c. OUCH!!!!!!
10. Ms. Cocaine-Love(r) is? (Courtney Love, for the ill-informed)
a. A loser.
b. A widow.
c. An unfit mother.
d. Butt ugly.
e. A future lesbo.
f. A lousy singer.
g. All of the above.
11. Twenty years from now in a listing of great groups/singers Nirvana
will be listed between
__________________ and _______________?
a. ABBA and the Bay City Rollers.
b. Ann Murray and Neil Diamond.
a. All they will remember is that Curt was a loser.
12. Curt and Courtney used (in Courtneys case, uses) drugs because?
a. They are both losers.
b. They wanted to be a good role model for their child.
c. They were upset that Mork from Ork was not a real person.
13. In 15 years Curt and Courtney's child will claim?
a. Curt was a loser.
b. She was abandoned at birth.
c. Never heard of Nirvana.
d. Curt was a loser.
e. Both a and d.
14. A tree falls in the forest, no one is around............
a. It does not make a noise
b. It makes a noise
c. Curt was a loser.
15. Nirvana fans get upset at everyone who posts to TASTELESS JOKES
making fun of their god Curt
because?
a. Curt was a loser.
b. They are losers.
c. They don't understand the meaning of TASTELESS. They have no
problem with gay, ethnic or even
Susan Smith jokes. But make fun of poor, misunderstood Curt and you
get flamed. Well the moral of
this quiz is:
a. CURT IS A LOSER.
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TS Jones (tsj...@adnc.com) wrote:
: the codfather wrote:
: >
: > kevin <ke...@mspusa.com> wrote:
: >
: > >>>I need more Kurt Cobain jokes!
: >
: > >What Nerdvana song did they play at Kurt's funeral?
: >
: > >"I'm half the man I used to be"
Did you hear Kurt Cobain had two blue eyes?
Yeah, one blue this way and one blue that way!
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> : > >>>I need more Kurt Cobain jokes!
Umm, I hope you haven't heard these before, but I didn't see them posted
anywhere:
Did you hear Nirvana's getting back together as soon as Kurt gets his
head together?
Q: What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind?
A: His teeth
XStrnGangX
>>>I need more Kurt Cobain jokes!
>
>What Nerdvana song did they play at Kurt's funeral?
>
>"I'm half the man I used to be"
>
>
You retard, that's a Stone Temple Pilots song, and you fucked up the title
of it anyway.
- Vinnie Sterngang
Otto
Like there's a difference between the two bands!!
Javier Yzaguirre
you pathetic fucking losers
jedi
how about:
how does kurt collect his thoughts?
with a spatula
or
what would it take to reunite nervana?
2 more bullets
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Silver Surfer
> Did you hear Nirvana's getting back together as soon as Kurt gets his
> head together?
>
> Q: What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind?
> A: His teeth
Whats the best thing Curt Kobain released?
The safety.
Silver Surfer
When Kurt committed suicide, he was found on the phone...
...and on the walls, on the floor, on the tv...
Lizard
"Blow me bitch!"....
Kurts last words to Courtney Love....and you all thought it was suicide.
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Javier Yzaguirre <KZM...@prodigy.com> wrote in article
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> you pathetic fucking losers
>
>
>
ke...@mspusa.com.killspammers
Javier Yzaguirre had someone help him with the big words:
>
> you pathetic fucking losers
>
No, that's not a joke, that WAS Nerdvana.
Q. Why did Curt do the world a favor and eat lead?
A. He was stoned and his scalp itched.
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On 26 Jul 1997 15:43:17 GMT, "Silver Surfer"
<Silver...@HalleBoppe.com> wrote:
>Whats the best thing Kurt Cobain released?
>
>The safety.
>
An oldie but goodie:
Q. What does a shotgun sound like in Seattle?
A. Co - BAIN !
G.B.
Kurt Cobain Beer. Very bitter but has no head.
Steven F. Scharff
Silver Surfer <Silver...@HalleBoppe.com> wrote in article
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| > Did you hear Nirvana's getting back together as soon as Kurt gets his
| > head together?
| >
| > Q: What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind?
| > A: His teeth
(as opposed to:
Q: What was John Lennon's last hit?
A: The sidewalk)
Jeffrey Deutsch
In article <01bca40f$bb1dfa60$23112ace@scharff> "Steven F. Scharff" <sch...@REMOVETHISpowernet.net> writes:
>
> Q: What was John Lennon's last hit?
> A: The sidewalk)
Or...
Q: What was Eric Clapton's *son's* hit?...
Enjoy!
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