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TheRed1537

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Feb 14, 1996, 3:00:00 AM2/14/96
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Jewish Business Ethics
Italian War Heroes
500 Years of German Humor
Negroes I Have Met While Yachting

Gunslinger

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Feb 17, 1996, 3:00:00 AM2/17/96
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there...@aol.com (TheRed1537) wrote:

"Why Clinton should be re-elected"
"Best New Jersey Drivers"
"World's Smartest Blondes"
"Why We Need the IRS"


P. Thompson
Sui Juris


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Stuart Sibley

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Feb 18, 1996, 3:00:00 AM2/18/96
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G>Subject: Re: The Shortest Books Ever Written

G>>Jewish Business Ethics
G>>Italian War Heroes
G>>500 Years of German Humor
G>>Negroes I Have Met While Yachting

G>"Why Clinton should be re-elected"
G>"Best New Jersey Drivers"
G>"World's Smartest Blondes"
G>"Why We Need the IRS"

The Encyclopedia of British Cuisine
The Ideas of Bill Clinton
Jews I Have Known and Loved

Stuart
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Steve Shaw

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Feb 19, 1996, 3:00:00 AM2/19/96
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Swiss Military Tactics
Nietzche's Favorite Prayers
Black Hockey Greats


In article <4fs4mt$p...@newsbf02.news.aol.com>, there...@aol.com
(TheRed1537) wrote:

> Jewish Business Ethics
> Italian War Heroes

> 500 Years of German Humor

> Negroes I Have Met While Yachting

--
"I'll have a steak sandwich . . . and a steak sandwich." _Fletch_

Doug Weaver

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Feb 21, 1996, 3:00:00 AM2/21/96
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How about my favorite...

The Big Book of British Smiles

Hazi-B

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Feb 22, 1996, 3:00:00 AM2/22/96
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How about "The Swedish Warheroes"...

MrPink@reservoir

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Feb 22, 1996, 3:00:00 AM2/22/96
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do...@wired.com (Doug Weaver) wrote:

>How about my favorite...

>The Big Book of British Smiles

My ALL time fav:

five centuries of German humour

---------------
Mr. Pink

RJ Tinsley

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Feb 25, 1996, 3:00:00 AM2/25/96
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Stuart Sibley (stuart...@lunatic.com) wrote:
: G>Subject: Re: The Shortest Books Ever Written

how about :

Successes of the Tory government

(the longest book ever must be the British Rail Timetable Errata)


--
Richard J Tinsley

"The result was exactly as I expected, except that they won"

WANK

William Cook

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Feb 25, 1996, 3:00:00 AM2/25/96
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Gunslinger (pt...@nr.infi.net) wrote:
: there...@aol.com (TheRed1537) wrote:

: >Jewish Business Ethics
: >Italian War Heroes
: >500 Years of German Humor
: >Negroes I Have Met While Yachting

: "Why Clinton should be re-elected"
: "Best New Jersey Drivers"
: "World's Smartest Blondes"
: "Why We Need the IRS"


: P. Thompson
: Sui Juris

"Things that are 12 inches long and white"
"Why it's cool to be a mime"
"Deep Thoughts" by Courtney Love
"Famous Negro Hockey Players"
"Great Friendships between Blacks and Koreans"
"Thoughts on building a great Mexican Car"
"Jobs of the English Royalty"
""The American Work Ethic"
"Sober Times" by Boris Yeltsin
"Great Japanese Individualists"


Casper Christensen

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Feb 26, 1996, 3:00:00 AM2/26/96
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Well, how about:

"The reunion of Sarah Young's knees."

or

"What's left of Michael Jackson"


- Have a great life!
- Casper.

gov

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Mar 1, 1996, 3:00:00 AM3/1/96
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Casper Christensen <32...@but.auc.dk> wrote:

don't forget.....Jewish sports heros


Berna SLIKKER

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Mar 7, 1996, 3:00:00 AM3/7/96
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>Successes of the Tory government
>
>(the longest book ever must be the British Rail Timetable Errata)
>

A thousand years of German humour.

Berna

Natalya Simyenova

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gov (g...@airmail.net) wrote:
: Casper Christensen <32...@but.auc.dk> wrote:

: don't forget.....Jewish sports heros

I've actually seen a book with that title.

STRANGER

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How about Jewish business ethics?

Rich Temple

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Mar 9, 1996, 3:00:00 AM3/9/96
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But of course, "Jewish Business Ethics"

How about:

"Italian War Heroes"
"The Polish Book of Wit and Wisdom"
... and


"Negroes I Have Met While Yachting"

Rich

InoUdon't

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Mar 10, 1996, 3:00:00 AM3/10/96
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Rich Temple <tem...@ifu.net> wrote:

>How about:

>Rich

Funny! but you forgot

"The Men I love" by K.D. lang


reeb

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Mar 13, 1996, 3:00:00 AM3/13/96
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In article <4hsrdh$g...@bertrand.ccs.carleton.ca>, jol...@chat.carleton.ca
says...
>
> "The Generosity of Republicans"
>
> "The Integrity of Lawyers"
>
> "A hippie's guide to how to prepare red meat"
>
> "Exxon's contributions to preserving the environment"
>
>
>----------------------------------------------------------------------
> Jason Andrew Oliver
> Carleton University, Public Admin IV
> Email address: jol...@chat.carleton.ca Freenet: cr...@freenet.carleton.ca
> Web Site: http://chat.carleton.ca/~joliver
>
> Out of the blue and into the black.
> You pay for this, but they give you that.
> And once you're gone, you can't come back.
>
> >>> NEIL YOUNG, circa 1979

negroes i have met while yachting.


STRANGER

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> negroes i have met while yachting.Jewish business ethics

MrPink@reservoir

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gu...@my.address (InoUdon't) wrote:

>Rich Temple <tem...@ifu.net> wrote:

>>But of course, "Jewish Business Ethics"

>>How about:

>>"Italian War Heroes"
>>"The Polish Book of Wit and Wisdom"
>>... and
>>"Negroes I Have Met While Yachting"

>>Rich

I remember this thread from last year.

But I'll follow.

Four centuries of German humor
New York index of honest lawyers
Computer applications that did make your live easier

>Funny! but you forgot

>"The Men I love" by K.D. lang


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Mr. Pink

Hal Womack

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Jason Oliver (jol...@chat.carleton.ca) wrote:
: "The Generosity of Republicans"

: "The Integrity of Lawyers"
:
: "A hippie's guide to how to prepare red meat"

^^^^^^

: "Exxon's contributions to preserving the environment"


Der picking on die innocente hippies ist streng verboten!
You can find my recipe for meat sauce for spaghetti in the GRUB BAG by
Ita Jones [Random House, ~1970]. In 1977 militant buck rabbits in San Diego
attacked my bumpersticker: "Save a Plant, Eat a Vegetarian!"

O.J.:
Did you see the picture of President all reared up in his blue
suit and wagging his finger at a bunch of schoolchildren in last week's NY
TIMES ['What, this week's too?'] ? He was saying, "Now eat your Ritalin, you
bunch of pygmy fanatics, or I'll burn your asses to ashes, too!"
The little fellers looked at each other and said, "Gee, tanks, Mr.
Prez, what a gas!"

[U.P.I. photo caption] President Clinton, visible from the waist up,
bowed behind a proud Janet Reno as the Attorney General pledged to help the
campaign next month by throwing another barbecue outside of Waco, Texas.
"The first time around, I misunderstood what the _cabrito_ recipe in my
cook book meant when it called for 'kid'. I do hope that it will taste
just as good this time, when we cook indoors instead of roasting the whole
thing" she said. She's gambling that Texans will overlook her "silly
little mistake with the Branch Davidian youngsters. After all," she said,
"they've learned to live with those dog-eating Vietnamese on a permanent
basis, whereas my gaffe was pretty much a 'one off'-er, at least for that
state that year. And the Undertakers' Association of McClennan County
voted me 'the most pro-active businesswoman of 1993."
Mr. Clinton called Reno "the most popular figure of my
Administration," saying, "Janet's proving that she's always happy to help
out the team with a tight spot."

Straight line: CA Democrats can do better than just grinding their
teeth at their printed choices between 3B [for 'Baby-Burning Bill'] and
Lyndon LaRouche for President in the primary on March 26th. If they
write-in my name, Secretary of State Bill Jones has promised to count it.

--
Hal of Womack Enterprises | e-mail to wom...@netcom.com | tel. 415/ 788 5701
Snail mail to: Hotel Europa, Rm. 209/ 310 Columbus Avenue/ San Francisco, CA
94133/ U.S.A. | Student of Diego Rivera, Ho Chi Minh, Paul Robeson,
Naguib Mahfouz, Shusaku, Bertolt Brecht, Madonna & Sgt. York


Peter H. Proctor

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May 2, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/2/96
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In article <313691a7...@news.airmail.net> g...@airmail.net (Gov....) writes:
>From: g...@airmail.net (Gov....)

>Subject: Re: The Shortest Books Ever Written
>Date: Thu, 02 May 1996 17:01:54 GMT

>Casper Christensen <32...@but.auc.dk> wrote:

>>Well, how about:
>>
>> "The reunion of Sarah Young's knees."
>>
>> or
>>
>> "What's left of Michael Jackson"
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> - Have a great life!
>> - Casper.

> don't forget.....Jewish sports heros

Who's who in Warsaw.


OLD ABE

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How about

Jewish Business Friends
Italian War Heroes
Negroes I Have met while Yachting

Lucifer

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simm...@gem.co.za (OLD ABE) wrote:

>How about

Jessica Dubroff's Aviation Milestones


The Green Jesus

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Encyclopedia of American Owned Party Stores and Gas Stations

Robert Francis Christensen (The Great Robholio)

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Lucifer (sa...@hell.com) wrote:
: simm...@gem.co.za (OLD ABE) wrote:

: >How about

: >Jewish Business Friends
: >Italian War Heroes
: >Negroes I Have met while Yachting

: Jessica Dubroff's Aviation Milestones

Arabian Convenience Store Owner's Guide to Practical Hygene

--
******************************************************************************
* Robert Francis Christensen / \
* Industrial Engineering <o>
* Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo /_|_|_\
* http://www.calpoly.edu/~rchriste /_|_|_|_|_\
******************************************************************************

Robert Francis Christensen (The Great Robholio)

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Robert Francis Christensen (The Great Robholio) (rchr...@harp.aix.calpoly.edu) wrote:

: Lucifer (sa...@hell.com) wrote:
: : simm...@gem.co.za (OLD ABE) wrote:

: : >How about

: : >Jewish Business Friends
: : >Italian War Heroes
: : >Negroes I Have met while Yachting

: : Jessica Dubroff's Aviation Milestones

: Arabian Convenience Store Owner's Guide to Practical Hygene

Mexican's Handbook for Aggressive Driving

A History of Great Chinese Basketball Players

sc...@prideline.com

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In article <4mtdnr$b...@isnews.csc.calpoly.edu>

rchr...@harp.aix.calpoly.edu (Robert Francis Christensen (The Great Robholio)) wrote:

> Lucifer (sa...@hell.com) wrote:
> : simm...@gem.co.za (OLD ABE) wrote:
>
> : >How about
>
> : >Jewish Business Friends
> : >Italian War Heroes
> : >Negroes I Have met while Yachting
>
> : Jessica Dubroff's Aviation Milestones
>
> Arabian Convenience Store Owner's Guide to Practical Hygene

Here's one: The Skin heads guide to race relations
Jewish Businessman's Ethics Handbook


Stuart Sibley

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May 11, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/11/96
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RFC>: >Jewish Business Friends
RFC>: >Italian War Heroes
RFC>: >Negroes I Have met while Yachting

RFC>: Jessica Dubroff's Aviation Milestones

RFC>Arabian Convenience Store Owner's Guide to Practical Hygene

The Complete Compendium of British Cuisine

Irish Teetotaler's Directory

Madonna's Book of Ethics

Stuart
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Joe Kohn

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May 15, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/15/96
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Robert Dole's Plan To Save America

Jet Silverman

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May 17, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/17/96
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Great British Food

Valkyrie

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May 17, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/17/96
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Joe Kohn wrote:
>
> Robert Dole's Plan To Save America


Famous Jewish Sports Legends
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\ / /-| | |/ \/ |_/ | |-- | E-Mail: se...@dmu.ac.uk
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============================================================================

Erik Sofge

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In article <4nhe8f$e...@marina.cinenet.net>, j...@cinenet.net (Jet
Silverman) wrote:

> Great British Food

famous jewish sports heroes

L8r

--
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http://www.shadow.net/~erik/
PGP Public Key available via 'finger -l er...@hyper.shadow.net'

flashman

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May 19, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/19/96
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In <4nhe8f$e...@marina.cinenet.net> j...@cinenet.net (Jet Silverman)
writes:
>
>Great British Food

The Karen Carpenter Cookbook

Peter Rosa

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May 20, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/20/96
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In <erik-19059...@ppp-mia-59.shadow.net> er...@shadow.net (Erik

How about:
Women and Flying
by Jessica Dubroff and Candalyn Kubeck


Meg

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On 10 May 1996 06:25:57 GMT, rchr...@harp.aix.calpoly.edu (Robert

Francis Christensen (The Great Robholio)) wrote:

>Robert Francis Christensen (The Great Robholio) (rchr...@harp.aix.calpoly.edu) wrote:
>: Lucifer (sa...@hell.com) wrote:
>: : simm...@gem.co.za (OLD ABE) wrote:
>
>: : >How about
>
>: : >Jewish Business Friends
>: : >Italian War Heroes

>: : >Negroes I Have met while Yachting
>
>: : Jessica Dubroff's Aviation Milestones
>
>: Arabian Convenience Store Owner's Guide to Practical Hygene
>
>Mexican's Handbook for Aggressive Driving
>
>A History of Great Chinese Basketball Players
>--
>******************************************************************************
>* Robert Francis Christensen / \
>* Industrial Engineering <o>
>* Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo /_|_|_\
>* http://www.calpoly.edu/~rchriste /_|_|_|_|_\
>******************************************************************************

What men know about women!!!!!!


Paul Carlton

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May 21, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/21/96
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Stuart Sibley (stuart...@lunatic.com) wrote:

: RFC>: >Jewish Business Friends
: RFC>: >Italian War Heroes
: RFC>: >Negroes I Have met while Yachting

: RFC>: Jessica Dubroff's Aviation Milestones

: RFC>Arabian Convenience Store Owner's Guide to Practical Hygene

: The Complete Compendium of British Cuisine

: Irish Teetotaler's Directory

: Madonna's Book of Ethics

: Stuart
: ---
: . QMPro 1.51 . I have a mind like a steel. . .uh. . .thingamajig.

The Chicago Cubs Championship Seasons!
Marge Schotts book of "How to Win Friends and Influence People"


Jeff Gordon #24

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May 21, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/21/96
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What women know about men!!!!!!

Groucho Marx

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May 22, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/22/96
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Heterosexual Members of the LPGA.

JR

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May 22, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/22/96
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In article <4nhe8f$e...@marina.cinenet.net>, j...@cinenet.net says...
>
>Great British Food
The book of Italian War Heroes.

The book of American Culture.


Stuart Sibley

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PC>: RFC>: >Jewish Business Friends
PC>: RFC>: >Italian War Heroes
PC>: RFC>: >Negroes I Have met while Yachting

PC>: RFC>: Jessica Dubroff's Aviation Milestones

PC>: RFC>Arabian Convenience Store Owner's Guide to Practical Hygene

PC>: The Complete Compendium of British Cuisine

PC>: Irish Teetotaler's Directory

PC>: Madonna's Book of Ethics

PC>The Chicago Cubs Championship Seasons!
PC>Marge Schotts book of "How to Win Friends and Influence People"

John Candy's Health Tips

The Complete list of Negro Nobel Winners.

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High Commander Cylar

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May 22, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/22/96
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> >> Great British Food
> >
> >famous jewish sports heroes
> >
>
> How about:
> Women and Flying
> by Jessica Dubroff and Candalyn Kubeck
>
Or maybe:
"Al Gore's Accomplishments as Vice President"

"The Al Gore Guide to Finding Your Way in a Park"

"Heavy Metal Christmas Songs"

"Impressions that Don't Do Robin Leach."


Peter Rosa

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May 24, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/24/96
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In
<Pine.HPP.3.92.960522...@hairball.ecst.csuchico.edu>

Al Gore's Accomplishments as Vice President? How about ANYONE'S
Accomplishments as Vice President <g>?

Malfouf al-Makboos

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May 24, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/24/96
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"Mexican War Heroes"

--
"What is best in life?
To crush your enemies, to possess what was theirs, and to
hear the lamentation of their women. That is best".
-Genghis Khan, Mongol Philosopher

Groucho Marx

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May 26, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/26/96
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Malfouf al-Makboos <10233...@CompuServe.COM> wrote:

> "Mexican War Heroes"

Ronald Reagan's Memories

Jason Oliver

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May 27, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/27/96
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x-ixn2.ix.netcom.com>
<Pine.HPP.3.92.960522...@hairball.ecst.csuchico.edu>
<4o35j4$h...@dfw-ixnews6.ix.netcom.com>:
Distribution:
Organization: Peter's Pogo Palace


The men in my life, by k.d. lang

A Hippie's Guide to Preparing Red Meat

Famous Black Heroes of Hockey

Exxon's Contributions to Preserving the Environment

James McKinley

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May 30, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/30/96
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Texas A&M CEO's


James McKinley

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May 30, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/30/96
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> Black's I've Met While Yachting

Joseph P. Cauffiel

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May 30, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/30/96
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Malfouf al-Makboos wrote:
>
> "Mexican War Heroes"
>
>
> -- "Famous Black Yachtsmam"

p...@delphi.com

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Intelligent discussions on Usenet Groups

Harold Hemberger

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May 31, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/31/96
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James McKinley <j.mck...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:

>ad...@theraces.com (Groucho Marx) wrote:
>>Malfouf al-Makboos <10233...@CompuServe.COM> wrote:
>>
>>> "Mexican War Heroes"
>>
>> Ronald Reagan's Memories
>>
>>

How about The Shannon Falkner Workout Book


Roger Beecham

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May 31, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/31/96
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On 30 May 1996 00:58:06 GMT, James McKinley
<j.mck...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:

>ad...@theraces.com (Groucho Marx) wrote:
>>Malfouf al-Makboos <10233...@CompuServe.COM> wrote:
>>
>>> "Mexican War Heroes"
>>
>> Ronald Reagan's Memories
>>
>>

>Texas A&M CEO's
>
Italian War hero's.Could never understand why their warships had 2
guns at the stern and only 1 at the bow.Stability?


Daniel Paradis

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Jun 1, 1996, 3:00:00 AM6/1/96
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Harold Hemberger wrote:
>
> James McKinley <j.mck...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>
> >ad...@theraces.com (Groucho Marx) wrote:
> >>Malfouf al-Makboos <10233...@CompuServe.COM> wrote:
> >>
> >>> "Mexican War Heroes"
> >>
> >> Ronald Reagan's Memories
> >>
> >>
> How about The Shannon Falkner Workout Book

great short book - "Professional Jewish Athletes"

--
_____________________________________________________________________

"If men were angels, no government would be necessary. If angels were
to
govern men, neither external nor internal controls on government would
be necessary."

- James Madison, Federalist #51
_____________________________________________________________________

Arthur C Clay

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Jun 2, 1996, 3:00:00 AM6/2/96
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*Ventriloquism for Dummies*


:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
:DISFLAMER - Before treating the above article with the :
:disrespect and inflammation it may deserve, respondents:
:must be forewarned that the author's statements are at :
:times unintentionally subject to gross distortions, :
:foolish inaccuracies, and blatant controversy. :
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

pfaff

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Jun 2, 1996, 3:00:00 AM6/2/96
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In article <4olpoe$g...@nntp.igs.net>,

har...@king.igs.net (Harold Hemberger) wrote:
>James McKinley <j.mck...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>
>>ad...@theraces.com (Groucho Marx) wrote:
>>>Malfouf al-Makboos <10233...@CompuServe.COM> wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Mexican War Heroes"
>>>
>>> Ronald Reagan's Memories
>>>
>>>
>How about The Shannon Falkner Workout Book
>
"Yellow River" By I.P.Freely

Arthur C Clay

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Jun 2, 1996, 3:00:00 AM6/2/96
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*An Historical Account of Jesus' Sins*

*Non-sexual Things That Men Think About*

Malfouf al-Makboos

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Jun 2, 1996, 3:00:00 AM6/2/96
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"The Mexican Work Ethic".

Kirsty

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Jun 3, 1996, 3:00:00 AM6/3/96
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A book for the intelligent man


ACP...@news.salford.ac.uk

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In article <4or0lg$f...@senator-bedfellow.MIT.EDU>,
acc...@athena.mit.edu (Arthur C Clay) wrote:
>*Ventriloquism for Dummies*

>
>
>:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
>:DISFLAMER - Before treating the above article with the :
>:disrespect and inflammation it may deserve, respondents:
>:must be forewarned that the author's statements are at :
>:times unintentionally subject to gross distortions, :
>:foolish inaccuracies, and blatant controversy. :
>:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

A Farwell to Falidamide Arms

Genghis

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Jun 3, 1996, 3:00:00 AM6/3/96
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>*An Historical Account of Jesus' Sins*

>*Non-sexual Things That Men Think About*

ESPN's Barry Melrose's Successful Tips at Hockey

Ace Chisholm

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Jun 3, 1996, 3:00:00 AM6/3/96
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*Reasons to Fly with ValuJet*

*Healthy Fast Foods for the Busy Lifestyle*

*Delicious Recipes for Anorexics*

*Tasty British Cuisine*

*Sightseeing in Harlem*

*Living Safely in Detroit*

*Amish Nightlife*


Dave Hitt

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James McKinley <j.mck...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:

"A guide to Mensa Members on America On Line"


Jerry Conrad

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Jun 4, 1996, 3:00:00 AM6/4/96
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The Bill Clinton book of virtues

Janel Thompson

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Jun 5, 1996, 3:00:00 AM6/5/96
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Everything men know about women...


Kevin Lee

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acc...@athena.mit.edu (Ace Chisholm) wrote:

Hehe...add "Jewish Business Ethics" to that list !


coll...@ozemail.com.au

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Why the Jewish Race is Superior
- by Adolf Hitler


Heartwarming Instances of Kindness Shown
to Black Offenders by the L.A.P.D.


Ethiopian Gourmet Cooking


Iran & Iraq - A Love Story

Julie K.
coll...@ozemail.com.au


Alan Clemmy

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Jerry Conrad wrote:
> =

> =

> The Bill Clinton book of virtuesThe Irish Book of Knowledge
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Kevin

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>
>
>Why the Jewish Race is Superior
> - by Adolf Hitler
>
>
>Heartwarming Instances of Kindness Shown
>to Black Offenders by the L.A.P.D.
>
>
>Ethiopian Gourmet Cooking
>
>
>Iran & Iraq - A Love Story

How about "Jewish Business Ethics" ?
-Kev

J Adams

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Jun 9, 1996, 3:00:00 AM6/9/96
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In article <4p8f9h$b...@reader1.reader.news.ozemail.net.ozemail.com.au>,

coll...@ozemail.com.au wrote:
>
>
>Why the Jewish Race is Superior
> - by Adolf Hitler
>
>
>Heartwarming Instances of Kindness Shown
>to Black Offenders by the L.A.P.D.
>
>
>Ethiopian Gourmet Cooking
>
>
>Iran & Iraq - A Love Story
>
>

The rise and fall of the polish empire.

toto5989

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>>Why the Jewish Race is Superior
>> - by Adolf Hitler
>
>>Heartwarming Instances of Kindness Shown
>>to Black Offenders by the L.A.P.D.
>

>>Iran & Iraq - A Love Story
>
>The rise and fall of the polish empire.

Attacks Repulsed by the Maginot Line

James McKinley

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Jun 9, 1996, 3:00:00 AM6/9/96
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Bill Clinton's Favorite Gourmet Restaurants

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Dave Hitt

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tony...@ix.netcom.com(toto5989) wrote:

>>The rise and fall of the polish empire.
>
>Attacks Repulsed by the Maginot Line

The Ethics of the French Army.

(You can always spot the French solders in any war - they're the ones
passing out business cards.)

Hal

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Jun 10, 1996, 3:00:00 AM6/10/96
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The Antarctica telephone book.

Edmund Schlussel

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Jun 12, 1996, 3:00:00 AM6/12/96
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Hal wrote:
>
> The Antarctica telephone book."A Comprehensive History of Soviet Fashion"
"The ethical code of Newt Gingrich"
"The American High School Student's Vocabulary Guide"
"Good things the Republicans have done"
"The Ingredients of Water"
"My Love Life"

Edmund

Mike Martin

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Jun 18, 1996, 3:00:00 AM6/18/96
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In article <32365.11...@lunatic.com> stuart...@lunatic.com (Stuart Sibley) writes:
>From: stuart...@lunatic.com (Stuart Sibley)
>Subject: Re: The Shortest Books Ev
>Date: 22 May 96 07:40:00 GMT
The Lesbians Guide to Safe Sex
Living Mafia Members Yearbook
Charles Barkley's White Friends


>PC>: RFC>: >Jewish Business Friends
>PC>: RFC>: >Italian War Heroes
>PC>: RFC>: >Negroes I Have met while Yachting

>PC>: RFC>: Jessica Dubroff's Aviation Milestones

>PC>: RFC>Arabian Convenience Store Owner's Guide to Practical Hygene

>PC>: The Complete Compendium of British Cuisine

>PC>: Irish Teetotaler's Directory

>PC>: Madonna's Book of Ethics

>PC>The Chicago Cubs Championship Seasons!
>PC>Marge Schotts book of "How to Win Friends and Influence People"

>John Candy's Health Tips

>The Complete list of Negro Nobel Winners.

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10...@mbay.net

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Jun 25, 1996, 3:00:00 AM6/25/96
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Great Negro Olympic Swimmers

Duncan Renaldo

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Jul 6, 1996, 3:00:00 AM7/6/96
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jol...@chat.carleton.ca (Jason Oliver) wrote:

> The men in my life, by k.d. lang

> A Hippie's Guide to Preparing Red Meat

> Famous Black Heroes of Hockey

> Exxon's Contributions to Preserving the Environment

> Arab Military Victories

PaulC007

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Jul 6, 1996, 3:00:00 AM7/6/96
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The Italian book of war heroes !

James McKinley

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Add this one to the list:

Famous Black Polo Champions

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sc

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In article <4otnf0$3...@news.nznet.gen.nz>, kir...@nznet.gen.nz (Kirsty) says:
>
>A book for the intelligent man

Does this mean that it is short because not many men are
unintelligent?

sc

sc

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In article <4otnf0$3...@news.nznet.gen.nz>, kir...@nznet.gen.nz (Kirsty) says:
>
>A book for the intelligent man.

A dating directory of women who don't have smelly viginas.

A solicitors clients file of women who don't suck their husbands
bank account dry when they get divorced.

A book of ethical lawyers and sensible judges.

A book of concious hospital staff.

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