WORST RACIST JOKE I EVER HEARD

[J. Edgar Hoover]

Let me set the stage. I heard this in 1962 from my new brother-in-law
at his bach. party. And Herb was a Harvard man! And a scumbag
drunk.Here goes...."Rastus was wantin' to get it on with his woman
Evette. Evette told him that she was flyin' de red flag. He tells her
that they could try it doggy style. She says that her hemmorids was a
hurtin' read bad. He suggests that she jerk him off but she replys
that her roomytism was a feelin real bad. Rastus looks at her and
says"Now don't you tell me you is got
lockjaw!"..........................Sp THATS what they learn at
Harvard!

[Osirus]

That's the worst you ever heard?

Two nuns were walking down a road in rural Alabama. It was summer-time in the south and terribly hot.  The nuns passed an old shack that had a black woman sitting on the porch eating watermelon.  She sat there eating her melon with here legs spread wide open.  One nun said to the other, "Look at that woman, she is not wearing any panties."  The other nun replied, "Maybe it is cooler if you don't wear panties.  I am going to ask."  The nun called out to the melon eater, "Is it cooler not to wear panties in this hot weather?"  The porch-dweller answered,  "Well, Ah do' know 'bout dat, but it sho keeps the flies offen my watermelon."