how do you confuse an idiot?
Perryn Fowler
Purple
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Perryn Fowler
Steveo (shir...@ix.netcom.com) wrote:
: In <562c6n$f...@bunyip.cc.uq.oz.au> cs32...@student.uq.edu.au (Perryn
: Fowler) writes:
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: >
: >Purple
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: I don't get it??
*sigh*
its like shooting fish in a barrel :)
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Z
Perryn Fowler (cs32...@student.uq.edu.au) wrote:
: Steveo (shir...@ix.netcom.com) wrote:
: : In <562c6n$f...@bunyip.cc.uq.oz.au> cs32...@student.uq.edu.au (Perryn
: : Fowler) writes:
: : >
: : >
: : >Purple
: : >
: : I don't get it??
:
: *sigh*
: its like shooting fish in a barrel :)
Too easy. Like the business card with "How to keep an imbecile
busy...turn card over for answer." printed on both sides.
Z
Toll Booth Willie
shir...@ix.netcom.com(Steveo) wrote:
>In <562c6n$f...@bunyip.cc.uq.oz.au> cs32...@student.uq.edu.au (Perryn
>Fowler) writes:
>>
>>
>>Purple
>>
>I don't get it??
Well then that would make you confused. Remember the post's title is
"How do you Confuse an Idiot."
=w= Toll Booth Willie =w=
Jeremy Thomson
i writted this now:
Perryn Fowler (cs32...@student.uq.edu.au) wrote:
: Steveo (shir...@ix.netcom.com) wrote:
: : In <562c6n$f...@bunyip.cc.uq.oz.au> cs32...@student.uq.edu.au (Perryn
: : Fowler) writes:
: : >
: : >
: : >Purple
: : >
: : I don't get it??
: *sigh*
: its like shooting fish in a barrel :)
with a shotgun.
at point-blank range.
Bernhard Vogt
how do U confuse a Blonde
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Jeremy Thomson <jtho...@edu.lahti.fi> wrote in article
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heather prouty
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> >
> >Purple
> >
> I don't get it??
>
I think that's the whole point. You're confused therefore you must be an
idiot. Hardy har har. (It wasn't until your reply that I got it,
though, so don't feel bad.)
Jeremy Thomson
i writted this now:
heather prouty (hpr...@osf1.gmu.edu) wrote:
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: > >Purple
there are always the ones like
put an irishman in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner,
or the stupid type ones like
how many exastentialists(sp?) does it take to change a lightbulb?
fish.
you get the idea - sorry
jerm
Bill DeLarber
If half a chicken can lay half an egg in half an hour,
How many pancakes does it take to cover the roof a doghouse?
A:None, because oranges can't swim
Michael J Synnott
Hey Bill,
You should check out Zilobuh's home page:
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/2073/
enjoy
Bill DeLarber <bi...@u.washington.edu> wrote in article
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Jeremy Thomson
i writted this now:
Bill DeLarber (bi...@u.washington.edu) wrote:
: If half a chicken can lay half an egg in half an hour,
: How many pancakes does it take to cover the roof a doghouse?
: A:None, because oranges can't swim
But, why is an orange?
A fridge, 'cause a motorbike has no doors.
Ans, why is a duck?
Because one of its legs is both the same...
Igor Siemienowicz
Jeremy Thomson wrote:
> Ans, why is a duck?
> Because one of its legs is both the same...
I heard that as:
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same
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Igor Siemienowicz
GW De Lacey
Bill DeLarber <bi...@u.washington.edu> wrote:
> If half a chicken can lay half an egg in half an hour,
> How many pancakes does it take to cover the roof a doghouse?
How many apples in a bunch of grapes?
> A:None, because oranges can't swim
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In Mount Isa, the Copper Capital of the World, Queensland Australia.
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Joo Hwan
What's the differnce between a battleship?
One sinks.
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Alex Dickson
Bill DeLarber wrote:
>
> If half a chicken can lay half an egg in half an hour,
> How many pancakes does it take to cover the roof a doghouse?
>
Q. What colour is a red football?
A. No you don't you kick it!!
A little boy goes into a milk bar. The boy asks the shopkeep "can I
have a chocolate frog please". The shopkeep says "Do you want a white
chocolate frog or a dark chocolate frog?" The little boy replies "It
doesn't matter, I have a green bike parked outside!".
It all makes sense really!
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Alex Dickson
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