About as Useful as a......
Ricko
It's as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike!
.......as useful as a chocolate teapot!!
any more.......................
CheechWizard
In article <6ken48$8ae$1...@news.enterprise.net>, "Ricko" <ri...@enterprise.net> wrote:
>It's as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike!
>
>
>any more.......................
>
>
...'bout as useful as a football bat...............
Joe Tedd & Glen Yu
How 'bout as useful as: a FART in a dixy-cup! (always one of my faves :)
> >........as useful as a chocolate teapot!!
> >
> >any more.......................
> >
> >
>
> ...'bout as useful as a football bat...............
--
( ( < R a d i o B o y s> ) )
Glen Yu & Joe Tedd
E-Mail: Radi...@asan.com
ICQ# 1 0 4 5 1 1 4 6
Radio is an ART!.. =NOT= A SCIENCE!
McMurry65
tits on a boar hog.
Keith Martin
About as useful as a pool table on a sailboat. KM
--
Alohacyberian:-) ICQ - UIN 5098390
http://home.att.net/~keith.martin
Joe Tedd & Glen Yu <RADI...@ASAN.COM> wrote in article
<356AE9...@ASAN.COM>...
Rhy & Slim
My mom likes to tell me that I'm as useless as a paper ass... =)
Ricko wrote:
> It's as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike!
>
Gary Fairhead
As useful as. . .
a one legged man in an arse-kicking competition
Ricko <ri...@enterprise.net> wrote in article <6ken48$8ae$1...@news.enterprise.net>...
Dave Eno
... as a screen door on a submarine.
Martin
About as useful as a queer in a convent,
as useful as air conditioning on the moon,
As useful as electric windows on a submarine,
as useful as a blonde on a checkout,
as useful as a Bacon double with cheese burger in a Mosque (religious temple
place)
as useful as a President in America
as useful as a wine list
Gary Fairhead wrote in message <01bd894f$8625fc60$8cec...@gary.fairhead>...
Chris Peacock
...as useful as a glass rifle.
CheechWizard
In article <6kfom9$3...@bgtnsc02.worldnet.att.net>, "Keith Martin" <keith....@att.net> wrote:
>About as useful as a pool table on a sailboat. KM
..'bout as useful as a screen door on
a submarine....................................
CheechWizard
In article <356B8C46...@hotmail.com>, Rhy & Slim <hor...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>My mom likes to tell me that I'm as useless as a paper ass... =)
>
....and you have to live with that......don't'cha??.....
CheechWizard
>as useful as a President in America
>
>
..hey!!....now you wait a minute
godda.......umm......he's right you
know.......................................
Martin
As useful as breasts on a lesbian (sorry all lesbians)
As Bill Gates on a mackintosh,
David Jenkinson
Ricko wrote:
>
> It's as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike!
>
> .......as useful as a chocolate teapot!!
>
> any more.......................
Tits on a nun!
Marc Manis
Or, for that matter, nuts on a priest.
Mr Flibble
David Jenkinson wrote:
>
> Ricko wrote:
> >
> > It's as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike!
> >
> > .......as useful as a chocolate teapot!!
> >
> > any more.......................
>
> Tits on a nun!
A spare prick at a wedding?
Marmoset
...zipper on a turd.
Gernot Lachner
> > Tits on a nun!
>
> Or, for that matter, nuts on a priest.
crotch on atj.
--
sciathán leathair ~..~
Dr_daddy
Ashtray on a motorcycle
McMurry65 wrote in message
<199805261802...@ladder03.news.aol.com>...
>tits on a boar hog.
Béla Ábrányi
Gernot Lachner wrote:
crotch on the planet. BB.
Bobbi
condom in a nunnery?
corkscrew at AA? (Alcoholics Anonymous)
KKPdude
><HTML><PRE>Subject: Re: About as Useful as a......
>From: Marc Manis <k5...@ctinet.net>
>Date: Thu, May 28, 1998 00:58 EDT
>Message-id: <356CEF...@ctinet.net>
>
>David Jenkinson wrote:
>> Tits on a nun!
>
>Or, for that matter, nuts on a priest.
That would save a few alter boys eh?
The Dude
br...@turnergrafix.demon.co.uk.nospam
On Tue, 26 May 1998 16:27:21 +0100, "Ricko" <ri...@enterprise.net>
wrote:
>It's as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike!
>
>.......as useful as a chocolate teapot!!
>
>any more.......................
... about as useful as a second hole in my arse!
Bruce E Bonus
Sean Manning
some people might find that extremely 'handy'
CheechWizard
>.... about as useful as a second hole in my arse!
>
>Bruce E Bonus
..now wait....with you havin' more
than one asshole....we could use
more explosives.........................
Mick Gower
In article <6kh4jp$g...@hermes.acs.unt.edu>, CheechWizard
<loc...@a.tittybar> writes
...'bout as useful as a sucked and spat out smartie.
--
Mick Gower Indian Recipes - http://www.dexter.demon.co.uk/india
It was the sort of thing you expected in the Street of Alchemists. The
neighbours *preferred* explosions, which were at least identifiable and
soon over. They were better than the smells, which crept up on you.
-- (Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures)
Mick Gower
In article <356C83...@fuse.net>, David Jenkinson
<jenk...@fuse.net> writes
>Ricko wrote:
>>
>> It's as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike!
>>
>> .......as useful as a chocolate teapot!!
>>
>> any more.......................
>
>
....as useful as a chocolate fireguard.
-Mick-
--
Mick Gower Indian Recipes - http://www.dexter.demon.co.uk/india
"Not *the* Jane Harrington? Jane 'Bury Me in a Y-shaped Coffin' Harrington?"
-- Edmund Blackadder
bd
Rhy & Slim wrote:
>
> My mom likes to tell me that I'm as useless as a paper ass... =)
What a coincidence! Your mom likes to tell me that I'm wonderful in
bed.
bd
--
"Send lawyers, guns, and money - the shit has hit the fan"
- W. Zevon
vain attempt to confound the mailbots:
remove NO-SPAM from e-dress to reply
bd
Martin wrote:
>
> As useful as breasts on a lesbian (sorry all lesbians)
Wait a minute, now - if the lesbians didn't have breasts I wouldn't
enjoy the alt.binaries newsgroups near as much...
Wiccan Warrior
RE: Re: About as Useful as a......
BY: glac...@iafrica.com (Gernot Lachner)
#!> > > Tits on a nun!
#!> >
#!> > Or, for that matter, nuts on a priest.
#!>crotch on atj.
#!>--
#!>sciathn leathair ~..~
Crotch ANYWHERE, for that matter.
--WW
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Wiccan Warrior
RE: Re: About as Useful as a......
#!>Ashtray on a motorcycle
#!>McMurry65 wrote in message
#!><199805261802...@ladder03.news.aol.com>...
#!>>tits on a boar hog.
Nipples on a man?
br...@turnergrafix.demon.co.uk.nospam
About as useful as polythene toilet roll!
Net Ninja
.....impotent porn star?
--
Net Ninja
RJH
.. a football bat?
rjh
slowmo
Wiccan Warrior wrote in message <356f57d6-t...@wwivbbs.org>...
>RE: Re: About as Useful as a......
>BY: "Dr_daddy" <Dr_D...@usa.net>
>
>#!>Ashtray on a motorcycle
>#!>McMurry65 wrote in message
>#!><199805261802...@ladder03.news.aol.com>...
>#!>>tits on a boar hog.
>
> Nipples on a man?
>
>--WW
>
me without Hanson(the middle one)... :(
SM
Brian
A rubber hammer
A warped frisbee
tits on a bullfrog
Purploid
A fart in a collander.
A chocolate welding torch.
RJH wrote in message <6krsq4$3b$1...@newsd-103.iap.bryant.webtv.net>...
.. a football bat?
rjh
Keith Martin
Alohacyberian:-) ICQ - UIN 5098390
http://home.att.net/~keith.martin
Béla Ábrányi <c...@mail.datanet.hu> wrote in article
<356D4539...@mail.datanet.hu>...
> Gernot Lachner wrote:
>
> > > > Tits on a nun!
> > >
> > > Or, for that matter, nuts on a priest.
> >
> > crotch on atj.
> > --
> > sciathán leathair ~..~
>
> crotch on the planet. BB.
>
>
A priest on Viagra? KM
CheechWizard
>A priest on Viagra? KM
>
..hey KM....you 'ol anarchist...howz
come you don't post yer sloppy mind
very much anymore??......perhaps the
league-o-keiths has begun to crash
abd burn??...................ah the horror.............
Béla Ábrányi
Keith Martin wrote:
> A priest on Viagra? KM
I know a few little jewish boys how would dare go as far as to
contradict you on that one. BB.
Gernot Lachner
> > crotch on the planet. BB.
> A priest on Viagra? KM
LOL!
god on lsd ?
--
sciathán leathair ~..~ (PhV) P.B.(S)
Raymond W Jensen
...screen door on a submarine.
...solar flashlight.
CheechWizard
In article <EpROseu00...@andrew.cmu.edu>, Raymond W Jensen <rw...@andrew.cmu.edu> wrote:
>....screen door on a submarine.
>
>....solar flashlight.
..women with a mastecomy.....
Chris
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On Sun, 31 May 1998 eat...@the.why wrote:
> On Tue, 26 May 1998 16:27:21 +0100, "Ricko" <ri...@enterprise.net>
> wrote:
>
> >
> >any more.......................
> >
> Tits on a bull.
>
>
Legs on a fish.
Bars on a brothel's windows.
A dictionary to an illiterate.
Any more ..............
Chris
Blob
Blob
Keith Ehrle
On Wed, 03 Jun 1998 17:55:40 -0700, Blob <rfl...@flash.net>
wrote:
.....with pus running out...
--
Keith E.
Veni, Vidi, Verdi
Jennifer Williams
Keith Ehrle <kei...@bigfoot.com> wrote in article
<3575f6f1...@news.voyager.net>...
...but think of the worms...some of you guys must like to go fishing...
CheechWizard
>> >> > ..women with a mastecomy.....
>> >> ...who can't cook...
>> > ...and has nasty cold sores...
>> .....with pus running out...
......and a horrible case of flatulence.............
Keith Ehrle
On 4 Jun 1998 04:57:26 GMT, "Jennifer Williams"
<jenni...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>Keith Ehrle <kei...@bigfoot.com> wrote in article
><3575f6f1...@news.voyager.net>...
>> On Wed, 03 Jun 1998 17:55:40 -0700, Blob <rfl...@flash.net>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >Blob wrote:
>> >>
>> >> CheechWizard wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> > In article <EpROseu00...@andrew.cmu.edu>, Raymond W Jensen
><rw...@andrew.cmu.edu> wrote:
>> >> > >....screen door on a submarine.
>> >> > >
>> >> > >....solar flashlight.
>> >> >
>> >> > ..women with a mastecomy.....
>> >> ...who can't cook...
>> > ...and has nasty cold sores...
>> .....with pus running out...
>
>...but think of the worms...some of you guys must like to go fishing...
I ain't sharing with a damn fish!!!
Keith Ehrle
On Thu, 04 Jun 1998 12:50:39 GMT, loc...@a.tittybar
(CheechWizard) wrote:
>
>>> >> > ..women with a mastecomy.....
>>> >> ...who can't cook...
>>> > ...and has nasty cold sores...
>>> .....with pus running out...
>......and a horrible case of flatulence.............
...........eatin' barf chunks from a drunks mouth......
Blob
.....whose overfull colostomy bag just popped
CheechWizard
..........with menstral fluid runnin' down her leg........
Troppigal
> loc...@a.tittybar (CheechWizard) wrote:
>>> (CheechWizard) wrote:
...........her *only* leg..........
~~When life hands you lemons,
break out the tequila and salt!~~
Blob
Troppigal wrote:
>
> > loc...@a.tittybar (CheechWizard) wrote:
>
> >rfl...@flash.net wrote:
> >>Keith Ehrle wrote:
>
> >>> (CheechWizard) wrote:
>
> >>> >>> >> > ..women with a mastecomy.....
> >>> >>> >> ...who can't cook...
> >>> >>> > ...and has nasty cold
> >sores...
> >>> >>> .....with pus running out...
> >>> >......and a horrible case of flatulence.............
> >>>
> >>> ...........eatin' barf chunks from a drunks mouth......
> >>
> >>......whose overfull colostomy bag just popped
> >..........with menstral fluid runnin' down her leg........
>
> ...........her *only* leg..........
>
butts arranged in the fishnet stocking for her use later.....
CURTIS PALMER
sack of boiled assholes
-curtis
Keith Ehrle
On Thu, 04 Jun 1998 17:18:09 -0700, Blob <rfl...@flash.net>
wrote:
............and a mangy dog eatin' her old scabs........
Kenneth Register
...antlers on a fieldmouse
motorhead
>It's as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike!
>
>.......as useful as a chocolate teapot!!
>
>any more.......................
>
>
Tits on a boar hog.
The Black Rose
>>>> >>> >> > ..women with a mastecomy.....
>>>> >>> >> ...who can't cook...
>>>> >>> > ...and has nasty cold
>>sores...
>>>> >>> .....with pus running out...
>>>> >......and a horrible case of flatulence.............
>>>>
>>>> ...........eatin' barf chunks from a drunks mouth......
>>>
>>>......whose overfull colostomy bag just popped
>>..........with menstral fluid runnin' down her leg........
>
>...........her *only* leg..........
......and she's got no teeth, just pus blobs......
--
Noir
"Sticks and stones will break my bones, but whips and chains excite me"
Big Pete
portholes on a submarine
bycycle for a fish
ejector seat on a helicopter
--
-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-
Big Pete - a.k.a. Mystacy (Prounounced as Mr.C) <Mys...@LineOne.Net>
Visit my website - <http://website.lineone.net/~mystacy/Index.htm>
-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-==-
motorhead wrote in message <3579406e.2318373@news>...
McMurry65
tits on a boar hog.
John Lienhart
As a FAQ in atj
freddyla...@gmail.com
Douglas D.. Anderson
wrote:
>He's as useful as tastebuds on an asshole
He's about as gay as Jusse Smollett.
Douglas D.. Anderson
greg.ne...@gmail.com
water...@gmail.com
> It's as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike!
>
> .......as useful as a chocolate teapot!!
>
> any more.......................
.......as useful as an ejector seat on a helicopter!
data...@gmail.com
> It's as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike!
>
> .......as useful as a chocolate teapot!!
>
> any more.......................
Douglas D.. Anderson
be a different matter.
Jessica Amlee
Jessica Amlee
You’re about as useful as a boner at a daycare
You’re about as useful as a trapdoor in a lifeboat.
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