I DID THAT

[G.P.]

A little guy walks into a bar and slips on some dog shit on the way in. He
knocks over a couple of chairs, then stands up, dusts himself down and sits
at the bar and orders a beer.
A while later a big guy walks in and slips on the same dog shit and wipes
out a table and 5 chairs, stand up cursing out loud and walks to the bar
and sits next to the little guy and orders a beer. The little guy laughs
and says " I just did that".
The big guy then beat the shit out of him.