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am@yourgirlfreinds.com Abort-O-Fetus

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Aug 28, 1996, 3:00:00 AM8/28/96
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I greeked her or "I was screwing this chick doggy style and slipped and
ended up greeking her!"
--
"Take away the right to say 'fuck' and you take away the right to say 'fuck
the government'"--Lenny Bruce


hugh_johnson

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Aug 29, 1996, 3:00:00 AM8/29/96
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"Abort-O-Fetus" <I a...@yourgirlfreinds.com> wrote:

Try "fudge-pack",
or "bum-fuck"

A few more?


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It was a dark and stormy night.
The cows and the horses were restless all night.
But the pigs and the sheep were surprisingly quiet.


Dave Griffiths

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Aug 30, 1996, 3:00:00 AM8/30/96
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In article <5055gu$v...@news.esper.com>, HughJohnson says...

>
>"Abort-O-Fetus" <I a...@yourgirlfreinds.com> wrote:
>
>
>>I greeked her or "I was screwing this chick doggy style and slipped and
>>ended up greeking her!"
>>--
>>"Take away the right to say 'fuck' and you take away the right to say 'fuck
>>the government'"--Lenny Bruce
>
>Try "fudge-pack",
>or "bum-fuck"
>
>A few more?
>
>
I heard a dreadful one the other day:

"Giving her one up the marmite motorway....."


Dave.

Jim McKinley

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Aug 30, 1996, 3:00:00 AM8/30/96
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> Dave.Driving on the Hershey Highway
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Don

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Aug 31, 1996, 3:00:00 AM8/31/96
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playing butt darts!

-Don

Lau

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Sep 2, 1996, 3:00:00 AM9/2/96
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Jim McKinley (jimck...@worldnet.att.net) wrote:

: Dave Griffiths wrote:
: >
: > In article <5055gu$v...@news.esper.com>, HughJohnson says...
: > >
: > >"Abort-O-Fetus" <I a...@yourgirlfreinds.com> wrote:
: > >
: > >
: > >>I greeked her or "I was screwing this chick doggy style and slipped and
: > >>ended up greeking her!"
: > >>--
: > >>"Take away the right to say 'fuck' and you take away the right to say 'fuck
: > >>the government'"--Lenny Bruce
: > >
: > >Try "fudge-pack",
: > >or "bum-fuck"
: > >
: > >A few more?
: > >
: > >
: > I heard a dreadful one the other day:
: >
: > "Giving her one up the marmite motorway....."
: >
: > Dave.Driving on the Hershey Highway

Visiting the Vegemite Valley.

Chocolate donut testing.

Mark

Corn Cob

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Sep 4, 1996, 3:00:00 AM9/4/96
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How about sticking the corn cob up the corn hole?

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Pro-Zac

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Oct 8, 1996, 3:00:00 AM10/8/96
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Plumbing Poo-Poo

Edward Betts

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Oct 8, 1996, 3:00:00 AM10/8/96
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On Wed, 04 Sep 1996 00:28:26 -0500, pac...@superbowl.XXXI.com (Corn Cob )
wrote:

>How about sticking the corn cob up the corn hole?
>
>--
>Hey! To left and deep..Get up,..Get outta here,..GONE!... for Dionne!

Up hill gardening
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Kenneth Devereux

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Oct 8, 1996, 3:00:00 AM10/8/96
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The only way to push shit uphill without a wheel barrow.

Edward Betts <edw...@hairnet.demon.co.uk> wrote in article
<3257dd90...@192.168.0.1>...

Hans Breuer

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Oct 9, 1996, 3:00:00 AM10/9/96
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Pro-Zac wrote:
>
> Plumbing Poo-Poo

Cruising on Hershey's Highway
--
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only 1/2 tons." -- Popular Mechanics, March 1949

babymash

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Oct 10, 1996, 3:00:00 AM10/10/96
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Hans Breuer <hans...@pristine.com.tw> writes:

> Pro-Zac wrote:
> >
> > Plumbing Poo-Poo
>
> Cruising on Hershey's Highway

1. Furtilising the carrot farm .
2. Slapping the crapping
3. Having a growl in the bowel
4 Calming the retentive
5. Sucking infection
BABYMASH

Marco

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Oct 11, 1996, 3:00:00 AM10/11/96
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-Back packer
-Chocolate cruncher


tje...@worldchat.com

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Oct 11, 1996, 3:00:00 AM10/11/96
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>> Plumbing Poo-Poo
>
>Cruising on Hershey's Highway

Racing at the Chocolate Speedway


On the Internet, nobody can hear you scream!

spo...@hicks.demon.co.uk

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Oct 11, 1996, 3:00:00 AM10/11/96
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On Tue, 08 Oct 1996 16:59:41 GMT, edw...@hairnet.demon.co.uk (Edward
Betts) wrote:

>On Wed, 04 Sep 1996 00:28:26 -0500, pac...@superbowl.XXXI.com (Corn Cob )
>wrote:
>
>>How about sticking the corn cob up the corn hole?
>>
>>--
>>Hey! To left and deep..Get up,..Get outta here,..GONE!... for Dionne!
>
>Up hill gardening
>-- ____ __ Edward Betts, edw...@hairnet.demon.co.uk

Fudge Packing?

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ru...@rjim.demon.co.uk

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Oct 11, 1996, 3:00:00 AM10/11/96
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Turd burgling?

Russ

David A Stewart

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Oct 11, 1996, 3:00:00 AM10/11/96
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bung bandit
turd burglar
or the ever popular (in some circles) term for
anal oral sex- brown boy,

James Bishop

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Oct 11, 1996, 3:00:00 AM10/11/96
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Or even shirt-lifting toss piece.

Also, if you stick a mint imperial up your marmite motorway your farts
will smell good enough to eat....


Lee Shuwarger

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Oct 12, 1996, 3:00:00 AM10/12/96
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I was litening to a morning radio show in Houston, Texas, when a person
called up for some advice: "My wife won't let me go to Brownsville with
her anymore", said the caller.
(Brownsville, Texas is the southernmost city in Texas)

Virus

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Oct 13, 1996, 3:00:00 AM10/13/96
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How about `visiting vegemite valley`

KingBee

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Oct 14, 1996, 3:00:00 AM10/14/96
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On Sat, 12 Oct 1996 19:46:25 -0500, Lee Shuwarger <eye...@tcac.com>
wrote:


If you've ever spent more than ten minutes in Brownsville, you know
how appropriate the analogy (or anal-ogy) is.

Kate

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Oct 14, 1996, 3:00:00 AM10/14/96
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In response to requests for anal sex:

Sorry, my Hershey Highway is a one-way road!

Another favorite anal remark describes a person as so
anal-retentive that it was surprising there were any chairs left in
the house!

qate
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kil...@bright.net

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Oct 16, 1996, 3:00:00 AM10/16/96
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Speaking of anal retentive
Hes/shes tighter than a ducks ass, and thats water tight

David A Stewart

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Oct 17, 1996, 3:00:00 AM10/17/96
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They were so uptight you couldn't get a pin up their ass with a
jackhammer. :)

Contrarius

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Oct 17, 1996, 3:00:00 AM10/17/96
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faerie wrote:

>
> In article <325F86...@wave.co.nz>, Virus <sdu...@wave.co.nz> wrote:
> >How about `visiting vegemite valley`
> taking the dirt road
> packing your poop

packin' fudge
check your oil, ma'am?
back door man
moon river

Contrarius

Steve Tursi

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Oct 17, 1996, 3:00:00 AM10/17/96
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Kate <qa...@sky.net> wrote in article <326309...@sky.net>...

> In response to requests for anal sex:
>
> Sorry, my Hershey Highway is a one-way road!
>
> Another favorite anal remark describes a person as so
> anal-retentive that it was surprising there were any chairs left in
> the house!
>
> qate

Here's one.

"My ass is an exit only."

I had that as my license plate frame for quite a while. Someone stole it
though.


Eric R. Garbos

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Oct 17, 1996, 3:00:00 AM10/17/96
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David A Stewart wrote:
>
> They were so uptight you couldn't get a pin up their ass with a
> jackhammer. :)
> >In response to requests for anal sex:
> >
> >Sorry, my Hershey Highway is a one-way road!
> >
> >Another favorite anal remark describes a person as so
> >anal-retentive that it was surprising there were any chairs left in
> >the house!

Anyone ever actually see someone with an "EXIT ONLY" tattoo across their
cheeks?

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Raymond M. Summerlin Sr.

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Oct 21, 1996, 3:00:00 AM10/21/96
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Or how about the most used pickup line in a gay bar?

Push in your stool!

MeNTaL

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Oct 23, 1996, 3:00:00 AM10/23/96
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In article <54flmd$e2s...@net1.nauticom.net>, rsum...@nauticom.net

How about "Travelling the hershey highway"

James Jones

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Nov 4, 1996, 3:00:00 AM11/4/96
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In article <53ursk$r...@netnews.mis.net>, fae...@eastky.com (faerie) says:
>
>In article <325F86...@wave.co.nz>, Virus <sdu...@wave.co.nz> wrote:
>>How about `visiting vegemite valley`
> taking the dirt road
> packing your poop

Going down the Hershey Highway.

babymash

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Nov 6, 1996, 3:00:00 AM11/6/96
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YO

fisherma...@gmail.com

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How about:
"dotting my I"
"torture my dick"
"add cream to her food"
"let's go find nemo"
"May I help U shit easier"
"let's give your pussy a vacation"
"Do U know that we can have sex N the other room without leaving here"

Ṃᴆ

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On 1/14/2015 4:24 PM, fisherma...@gmail.com wrote:

> How about:

<snip>

> "let's go find nemo"

let's see him make a limerick outta that..

> "May I <snip>

no

gaith...@gmail.com

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That's funny Dr Dr😄

gaith...@gmail.com

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😄😄Lol 3way

gaith...@gmail.com

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Word cum dumb

ralpha...@gmail.com

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