"Women, can't live with 'em..."
Thomas Speer
Lars A. Mauno wrote:
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> A & E wrote:
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> > START A THREAD
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> "Women, can't live with them...and you can't live with them!"
Women, can't live with them... can't shoot em!
Lars A. Mauno
Romeo
....but we still love them anyway
Ron Eazell
Todd and Robyn
Men, can't live with 'em...can't change the tires without them.
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tgpo...@uoknor.edu Dept. of Geography
Robyn Pollman AOL Knight of Laughter
Blond...@aol.com At Keyword "Jokes"
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"When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty, I
get the sensation that I'm floating on a bowl
of tangerine Jell-O, as marsupial nymphs
cleanse my soul with moist towelettes."
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Unknown
Romeo <ro...@metronet.com> said a little something like this:
>...but we still love them anyway
Boy, talk about kissing ass. Was there a chick watching you type that?
anyway... Can't hang 'em from light posts and beat them like pinatas
with Louisville Sluggers...unless you know a nice secluded place where
you could bury them..or perhaps a lake or ocean you could dump them
in... I suppose you could cut them up and use the garbage disposal
..Or hack them to pieces and put them in Orange trash bags, deposit
one every mile or so down the highway and let the Caltrans pick em up
Randy Q Snott
uh huh huh you said eat yourself
Sc...@cykotikscott.reno.nv.us
"Lars A. Mauno" <ma...@juno.com> wrote:
>A & E wrote:
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>> FINISH THIS QUOTE...
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>> START A THREAD
>"Women, can't live with them...and you can't live with them!"
Women...can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em!
G...@hell.com
On Thu, 01 Aug 1996 17:38:47 -0700, Thomas Speer <flyn...@jaxnet.com>
wrote:
>Lars A. Mauno wrote:
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>> A & E wrote:
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>> > FINISH THIS QUOTE...
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>> > START A THREAD
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>> "Women, can't live with them...and you can't live with them!"
>
>Women, can't live with them... can't shoot em!
Women, can't live with them... pass the beer.
James McKinley
Women-can't live with them pass the beer nuts.
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Corky
G...@Hell.Com wrote:
Women can't live with them...can't get head without them.
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Corky
Christchurch
New Zealand
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"Many a true word has been spoken through false teeth"
Joseph S. Jones
Sc...@CykotikScott.reno.nv.us wrote:
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> "Lars A. Mauno" <ma...@juno.com> wrote:
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> >A & E wrote:
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> >> FINISH THIS QUOTE...
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> >> START A THREAD
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> >"Women, can't live with them...and you can't live with them!"
>
Women, if they did'nt have a pussy there would be a price on their
heads..
Fredrik Fridsten
On Sun, 4 Aug 1996 Sc...@CykotikScott.reno.nv.us wrote:
> "Lars A. Mauno" <ma...@juno.com> wrote:
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> >A & E wrote:
> >>
> >> FINISH THIS QUOTE...
> >>
> >> START A THREAD
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> >"Women, can't live with them...and you can't live with them!"
>
> Women...can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em!
>
Oh, but you *can*!
Try it!
Fredrik
The Swedish Meatball
Dave
G...@Hell.Com wrote:
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> On Thu, 01 Aug 1996 17:38:47 -0700, Thomas Speer <flyn...@jaxnet.com>
> wrote:
>
> >>
> >> A & E wrote:
> >> >
> >> > FINISH THIS QUOTE...
> >> >
> >> > START A THREAD
> >>
> >> "Women, can't live with them...and you can't live with them!"
> >
Dave
Howli...@mindlink.bc.ca
and you can't leave em layin on the side of the road when you're
finished with em .
never trust anything that bleeds for one week out of every
month , and still lives .
Keefy
G...@Hell.Com wrote:
> Thomas Speer <flyn...@jaxnet.com> wrote:
> >Lars A. Mauno wrote:
> >> "Women, can't live with them...and you can't live with them!"
> >
> >Women, can't live with them... can't shoot em!
> Women, can't live with them... pass the beer.
Women, can't live with them... she got the house as well as the kids.
Keefy.
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mailto:fke...@cs.strath.ac.uk
http://www.strath.ac.uk/~nau95223/
feyed
In article <32054bef...@news.atcon.com>, G...@Hell.Com says:
>
>On Thu, 01 Aug 1996 17:38:47 -0700, Thomas Speer <flyn...@jaxnet.com>
>wrote:
>
>>Lars A. Mauno wrote:
>>>
>>> >
>>> > FINISH THIS QUOTE...
>>> >
>>> > START A THREAD
>>>
>>
>>Women, can't live with them... can't shoot em!
>Women, can't live with them... pass the beer.
Greg Danielson, Jr.
In article <4u210b$h...@news.greatbasin.net>, Sc...@CykotikScott.reno.nv.us
said...
>
>"Lars A. Mauno" <ma...@juno.com> wrote:
>
>>A & E wrote:
>>>
>>> FINISH THIS QUOTE...
>>>
>>> START A THREAD
>
>>"Women, can't live with them...and you can't live with them!"
>
>
Women, can't live with 'em, can't bury them alive (at least not legally)!
--
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Home Page: "http://www.latech.edu/~ggd/"
Graham S. Lees
> >
> > >A & E wrote:
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> >
> > >"Women, can't live with them...and you can't live with them!"
> >
> > Women...can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em!
> >
> Try it!
>
> Fredrik
Larry, Darryl and Darryl from the Newhart show), "Women. You can't live
with 'em, You can't stuff 'em in a sack"
Bronson Kaine Hope
If sheep could wash up we wouldn't need women....
Tasteless huh?
Thomas Speer
at what temperature would you set the oven?
jcrowe
...can't rip off their heads, blow your load down the gaping hole in their
necks, stuff a few tampons in after the load, bake the whole mess in a
large oven and serve it in a fine French restaurant as haute cuisine. Then
again, maybe you can.
Opus
....Can't leave 'em on the side of the road when you are done with
them.
sl...@cc.usu.edu
In article <4u85q3$g...@sparky.midwest.net>, fe...@ldd.net (feyed) writes:
> In article <32054bef...@news.atcon.com>, G...@Hell.Com says:
>>
>>On Thu, 01 Aug 1996 17:38:47 -0700, Thomas Speer <flyn...@jaxnet.com>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>>
>>>> A & E wrote:
>>>> >
>>>> > FINISH THIS QUOTE...
>>>> >
>>>> > START A THREAD
>>>>
>>>> "Women, can't live with them...and you can't live with them!"
>>>
>>Women, can't live with them... pass the beer.
> Women, can't live with them... can't fuck your neighbor's cat.
beat them with a squash.>
John E. Trump
b_co...@tpnet.co.nz (Corky) wrote:
>G...@Hell.Com wrote:
>>On Thu, 01 Aug 1996 17:38:47 -0700, Thomas Speer <flyn...@jaxnet.com>
>>wrote:
>>>Lars A. Mauno wrote:
>>>>
>>>> A & E wrote:
>>>> >
>>>> > FINISH THIS QUOTE...
>>>> >
>>>> > START A THREAD
>>>>
>>>> "Women, can't live with them...and you can't live with them!"
>>>
>>>Women, can't live with them... can't shoot em!
>>Women, can't live with them... pass the beer.
>Women can't live with them...can't get head without them.
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>Corky
>Christchurch
>New Zealand
>------------
>"Many a true word has been spoken through false teeth"
>Women, can't live with them......(shrug shoulders)....................the end!
Pete Barrow
On Sat, 03 Aug 1996 22:14:57 -0700, "Lars A. Mauno" <ma...@juno.com>
wrote:
>A & E wrote:
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>> FINISH THIS QUOTE...
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>
>"Women, can't live with them...and you can't live with them!"
How about
"Women, can't live with them!"
pete
Paul Francis Gilbert
Thomas Speer <flyn...@jaxnet.com> writes:
>Lars A. Mauno wrote:
>>
>> A & E wrote:
>> >
>> > FINISH THIS QUOTE...
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>> > START A THREAD
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>> "Women, can't live with them...and you can't live with them!"
>Women, can't live with them... can't shoot em!
Quote from "Third Rock from the Sun":
"Women, you can't live with them, and yet they're everywhere."
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Paul Gilbert | p...@yallara.cs.rmit.edu.au
Bach App Sci, Bach Eng | The opinions expressed are my own, all my own, and
Year 3, RMIT Melbourne | as such will contain no references to small furry
Australia | creatures from Alpha Centauri.
David Nouls
Pete Barrow wrote:
> >"Women, can't live with them...and you can't live with them!"
>
> How about
>
> "Women, can't live with them!"
Or my favourite by Norm in Cheers:
Women, can't live with them, ... pass me the beernuts!
/)avid
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( I had a .sig once, but a little green man beat me up and took it.)
Thom Fitzpatrick
Women.... Can't live with 'em, and they can't pee standing up...
Thom
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Thom Carnell
> b_co...@tpnet.co.nz (Corky) wrote:
>
> >G...@Hell.Com wrote:
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> >>On Thu, 01 Aug 1996 17:38:47 -0700, Thomas Speer <flyn...@jaxnet.com>
> >>wrote:
>
> >>>Lars A. Mauno wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>> A & E wrote:
> >>>> >
> >>>> > FINISH THIS QUOTE...
> >>>> >
> >>>> > START A THREAD
> >>>>
> >>>> "Women, can't live with them...and you can't live with them!"
> >>>
> >>>Women, can't live with them... can't shoot em!
> >>Women, can't live with them... pass the beer.
>
> >Women can't live with them...can't get head without them.
> >"Many a true word has been spoken through false teeth"
>
> >Women, can't live with them......(shrug
shoulders)....................the end!
"Women...can't live with them...can't leave them at the curb when you're done."
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Some work of noble note may yet be done;
Not unbecoming men who strove with gods."
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Eamon Durran
p...@yallara.cs.rmit.EDU.AU (Paul Francis Gilbert) wrote:
>Thomas Speer <flyn...@jaxnet.com> writes:
>>Lars A. Mauno wrote:
>>>
>>> A & E wrote:
>>> >
>>> > FINISH THIS QUOTE...
>>> >
>>> > START A THREAD
>>>
>>> "Women, can't live with them...and you can't live with them!"
>>Women, can't live with them... can't shoot em!
>Quote from "Third Rock from the Sun":
> "Women, you can't live with them, and yet they're everywhere."
>--
>Paul Gilbert | p...@yallara.cs.rmit.edu.au
>Bach App Sci, Bach Eng | The opinions expressed are my own, all my own, and
>Year 3, RMIT Melbourne | as such will contain no references to small furry
>Australia | creatures from Alpha Centauri.
Women, can't live with 'em, so we fuck 'em!
The opinions expressed above are mine and mine only.
Eamon Durran ( ea...@autodealing.com )
"Isn't Dublin's polution breath taking ?"
The Swami Sez
can't live with 'em...can't park a 4x4 on their kneecaps...
Andrew Griffiths
Eamon Durran wrote:
> >>> > FINISH THIS QUOTE...
> >>> "Women, can't live with them...and you can't live with them!"
>
> >>Women, can't live with them... can't shoot em!
> "Women, you can't live with them, and yet they're everywhere."
> Women, can't live with 'em, so we fuck 'em!
Heard one a few years back.....
.....Can't live with them, can't bury them in the garden.
The alternative is of course.....
Women......Can't live with them. Full stop!
John
Eamon Durran wrote:
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> p...@yallara.cs.rmit.EDU.AU (Paul Francis Gilbert) wrote:
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> >Thomas Speer <flyn...@jaxnet.com> writes:
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> >>Lars A. Mauno wrote:
> >>>
> >>> A & E wrote:
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Women, can't live with them...
and you can't wipe your dick on there shirt after you come.
James Blake
"Now you look here!" said Thom Carnell, and wrote...
>"Women...can't live with them...can't leave them at the curb when
>you're done."
Hmmm, bit of an oldie, but here goes:
"Women... Can't live with 'em, can't live with 'em."
- Jam
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>>"Women...can't live with them...can't leave them at the curb when
>>you're done."
There's the Al Bundy version:
Women - can't live with them. The end.
Itay Zandbank
es...@goldnet.net.il
zm...@math.tau.ac.il
Tristan Crees
I heard this on telly recently:
"Women, can't live with them...
and yet, they're everywhere!"
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Bradley
Women, can't live with them...
get away with it.
Oh wait, never mind.
Bradley
nod
In article <321989...@epix.net>,
Chuck Stoup <hedg...@epix.net> writes:
>Tristan Crees wrote:
>>
>> I heard this on telly recently:
>>
>> --
It's not fair. They got half the money and all the pussy.
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I must be right. I'm using an error correcting modem.
Chuck Stoup
Tristan Crees wrote:
>
> I heard this on telly recently:
>
> "Women, can't live with them...
> and yet, they're everywhere!"
> --
Or more accurately,
Women, you can't live with them
so why do we have to?
Joe Cole
As "Norm" on CHEERS says,
"Women-- can't live with 'em...
pass the beer nuts."
Bill peacock
In article <8127cc$01f2.ff@NEWS>, rlo...@popalex1.linknet.net says...
>
>John <john...@cris.com> wrote:
>
>>Eamon Durran wrote:
>>>
>>> p...@yallara.cs.rmit.EDU.AU (Paul Francis Gilbert) wrote:
>>>
>>> >Thomas Speer <flyn...@jaxnet.com> writes:
>>>
>>> >>Lars A. Mauno wrote:
>>> >>>
>>> >>> A & E wrote:
>>> >>> >
>>> >>> > FINISH THIS QUOTE...
>>> >>> >
>>> >>> > START A THREAD
>>> >>>
>
>>Women, can't live with them...
>
>women can't live with them, they can't piss standing up.
>
>
however, you can slash them up, if you have good lawyers.
Harv12
......PERIOD!!!!
Hotdog7852
In article <4vdhtq$1...@excelsior.flash.net>, bil...@flash.net (Bill
peacock) writes:
>>
>>women can't live with them, they can't piss standing up.
>>
Men, can't live with them, because when they do piss standing up, they
miss the toilet. You'd think that after a lifetime of practice, they
could hit the damn toilet.
Thomas Speer
We men "miss" for the benefit of the women! (Have a seat BITCH!)
Joe Costa
Women always think that we PISS on the toilet. Did you ever get the
notion that
our PISS goes into the toilet bowl at such forch to cause a WATER
splash. If you
don't believe that one then either you have no dick nor have you
witnessed a dick
in function!
Laurence Y Maar
> > >>women can't live with them, they can't piss standing up.
> > >>
> >
> > Men, can't live with them, because when they do piss standing up, they
> > miss the toilet. You'd think that after a lifetime of practice, they
> > could hit the damn toilet.
>
> Women always think that we PISS on the toilet. Did you ever get the
> notion that
> our PISS goes into the toilet bowl at such forch to cause a WATER
> splash. If you
> don't believe that one then either you have no dick nor have you
> witnessed a dick
> in function!
ACtually, some women DO piss standing over the stall.
[ABSOLUT RAVE]
Laurence Maar (umaarl00@mcl...,nvr2xtrm@galaxy...,absol...@juno.com)
909-861-1616
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On Tue, 27 Aug 1996, Joe Costa wrote:
> Hotdog7852 wrote:
> >
> > In article <4vdhtq$1...@excelsior.flash.net>, bil...@flash.net (Bill
> > peacock) writes:
> >
> > >>
> > >>women can't live with them, they can't piss standing up.
> > >>
> >
> > Men, can't live with them, because when they do piss standing up, they
> > miss the toilet. You'd think that after a lifetime of practice, they
> > could hit the damn toilet.
>
> Women always think that we PISS on the toilet. Did you ever get the
> notion that
> our PISS goes into the toilet bowl at such forch to cause a WATER
> splash. If you
> don't believe that one then either you have no dick nor have you
> witnessed a dick
> in function!
>
>
Lets think about the toilet seat issue. Women complain that we leave the
lid up, being too lazy to put it down. But how about a man who must
always lift the seat up when he has to go real bad? Fair is fair!
Chris Bolton
"Mike (Nine Inch Nails) Van Roy" <mva...@violin.aix.calpoly.edu>
wrote:
>Lets think about the toilet seat issue. Women complain that we leave the
>lid up, being too lazy to put it down. But how about a man who must
>always lift the seat up when he has to go real bad? Fair is fair!
I just tell my wife that I'll piss in the toilet whether the seat is
up or not. Why should I have to put the seat up? If some splashes on
the seat and she sits in it, it's her fault for not setting the seat
the way she wants it when she's done.
Chris Bolton
Those who cherish freedom do not need to flame those who don't; We
can though, through our questions and logic, help them to self-immolate.
chr...@terrestrial.com (E-Mail)
http://www.terrestrial.com/~chrisb/ (Home Page URL)
Edward James Clark
Mike (Nine Inch Nails) Van Roy wrote:
>
> On Tue, 27 Aug 1996, Joe Costa wrote:
>
> > Hotdog7852 wrote:
> > >
> > > In article <4vdhtq$1...@excelsior.flash.net>, bil...@flash.net (Bill
> > > peacock) writes:
> > >
> > > >>
> > > >>women can't live with them, they can't piss standing up.
> > > >>
> > >
> > > Men, can't live with them, because when they do piss standing up, they
> > > miss the toilet. You'd think that after a lifetime of practice, they
> > > could hit the damn toilet.
> >
> > Women always think that we PISS on the toilet. Did you ever get the
> > notion that
> > our PISS goes into the toilet bowl at such forch to cause a WATER
> > splash. If you
> > don't believe that one then either you have no dick nor have you
> > witnessed a dick
> > in function!
> >
> >
>
> lid up, being too lazy to put it down. But how about a man who must
> always lift the seat up when he has to go real bad? Fair is fair!
Viz Magazine, No. 77 april/may 96
Top tips section has the perfect solution to this problem
I quote the tip from A. Toplight of Neville Hill
'Avoid endless arguments with your wife about leaving the toilet seat
down by simply pissing in the sink. '
Dave
Women complain that we don't put the seat back down, well there is a simple
solution, don't raise it in the first place, then you don't have to lower
it back down.