The oil painting

[Bjorn-Ivar Sigbjornsen]

The oil painting

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An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted.
She told the the artist....

....."Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond
necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex. "

"But you are not wearing any of those things."

"I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my>husband.
I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want
his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry.

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