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Checkmate

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Apr 15, 2013, 12:17:54 PM4/15/13
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On Mon, 15 Apr 2013 03:29:05 -0700, Siri Cruise put forth the notion
that:


>
> In article <1l1d5ib.dxw8471quix4vN%sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk>,
> sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk (Sn!pe) wrote:
>
> > Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote:
> >
> > [...]
> >
> > > > > You can't have too many friends, persent, and Sn!pe is extra-special,
> > > > > because he's owned by a magic rock.
> > > >
> > > > Gordon is my extra-special best friend forever and he's promised to
> > > > be faithful and true. Rocks are reliable like that, generally speaking.
> > >
> > > Mostly the igneous ones.
> >
> > Gordon is as igneous as you may have the good fortune to find;
> > his surname is Granite and he's as hard as you like.
>
> Did he meet Rock Hudson?

Do you know how AIDS came to California?

It came in the rear end of an old Hudson.

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Apr 15, 2013, 12:21:26 PM4/15/13
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Checkmate wrote:
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
> by Checkmate!
>
> On Mon, 15 Apr 2013 03:29:05 -0700, Siri Cruise put forth the notion
> that:
>
>
>>
>> In article <1l1d5ib.dxw8471quix4vN%sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk>,
>> sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk (Sn!pe) wrote:
>>
>>> Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote:
>>>
>>> [...]
>>>
>>>>>> You can't have too many friends, persent, and Sn!pe is
>>>>>> extra-special, because he's owned by a magic rock.
>>>>>
>>>>> Gordon is my extra-special best friend forever and he's promised
>>>>> to
>>>>> be faithful and true. Rocks are reliable like that, generally
>>>>> speaking.
>>>>
>>>> Mostly the igneous ones.
>>>
>>> Gordon is as igneous as you may have the good fortune to find;
>>> his surname is Granite and he's as hard as you like.
>>
>> Did he meet Rock Hudson?
>
> Do you know how AIDS came to California?
>
> It came in the rear end of an old Hudson.

did you fight and argue yet

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Apr 15, 2013, 12:30:51 PM4/15/13
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On Mon, 15 Apr 2013 09:21:26 -0700, % put forth the notion that:
Not yet, so let's start with me telling you to shut up and go from there.

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Apr 15, 2013, 12:41:05 PM4/15/13
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that won't work because i won't do it

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Apr 15, 2013, 12:54:36 PM4/15/13
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On Mon, 15 Apr 2013 09:41:05 -0700, % put forth the notion that:
Okay, but I bet I can find someone to fight with today.

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Apr 15, 2013, 12:56:23 PM4/15/13
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there's a suckers bet if'in i ever sawed one

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Apr 15, 2013, 12:58:21 PM4/15/13
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On Mon, 15 Apr 2013 09:56:23 -0700, % put forth the notion that:
We could always bet on who it'll be.

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Apr 15, 2013, 1:14:05 PM4/15/13
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it already looks like another typical nail captain G highliner day

Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries

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Apr 15, 2013, 2:19:23 PM4/15/13
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In article <VdWdnSVjwKeftPHM...@giganews.com>,
per...@gmail.com says...
Soon, very soon, if I'm subjected to another joke as dreadful as that
one.

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