This joke may be old, but it sure is stupid...
shaarptooth
Three guys are shipwrecked on an island, and after several weeks decide to
explore as much of the island as possible for sources of food and potable
water. One day they stumble upon a tribe of head shrinking natives, and are
captured. The chief hears their cries for mercy, so he gives them a choice.
They can chose punishment for trespassing by "unga-bunga", or death. The
three prisoners are brought before the tribal court, and first is asked "do
you choose death or unga-bunga?"
Without hesitation the man begs for unga-bunga.
At this the chief motioned to his biggest warriors to take the man. The
dragged him to a log, bent him over it, and both fucked him hard up the ass.
When they were done, the man was set free and he ran into the jungle.
Then the chief asked the second man, "death or unga-bunga?"
This guy hesitated a bit before choosing unga-bunga, at which the big
warriors drug him to the log, bent him over, and buggered him until his ass
was bloody, and he was set free, and ran into the jungle.
The third guy saw the bollocking the first and second men got and decided he
was too much of a man to get it up the ass like that; so when asked by the
chief which he chose, he said "Just give me death chief."
At this the chief rose and shouted to all his warriors "Death!....by
unga-bunga!!!!"