And you haven't been missed in the least.
>reset the local file and lo, every one of the 300
> posts begins with Re: and is filled with venomous shit which has been
> (presumably) been going on for months.
> What are you hoping to acheive?
> Are you seriously expecting to be proclaimed king of this pile of fucked
up crap
> one day?
> Why would you want to be?
Others have better answers to the above questions.
> Why are there no jokes?
Think about it awhile, and you just might be able
to supply your own answer.
LoL
Fuck off.
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> I've not been here for months,
Make it a few years next time.
Did ya stop to think that maybe we just don't like vistors
: I've not been here for months, reset the local file and lo, every one of
the 300
: posts begins with Re: and is filled with venomous shit which has been
: (presumably) been going on for months.
: What are you hoping to acheive?
Saturation....
It seems to be working.... you sure appear to be wet
: Are you seriously expecting to be proclaimed king of this pile of fucked
up crap
: one day?
I'm hopeful that my turn lasts more than a day
: Why would you want to be?
Because I hope to end world hunger, war and disease
: Why are there no jokes?
They're resting..... but don't you worry
all ten of them will be back soon
_I_ fucked alt.tasteless.jokes up, because I could and because I wanted to.
>I've not been here for months, reset the local file and lo, every one of the 300
>posts begins with Re: and is filled with venomous shit which has been
>(presumably) been going on for months.
yup. Welcome to Usenet, fuckhead.
it's been that way since the beginning and it ain't likely to ever change a
damned bit.
either you can hack it, or yer just another pussy boy cry-baby like Luke
Tagg of Tashitagg.co.za who needs his diapers changed everyday by his
devoted wife, Tashi Tagg, an illiterate Net Bimbo slut of dubious virtue.
Why do I call her a slut? It's simple. She has given blow jobs to men other
than her husband. She writes articles about her sordid tawdry little life
and posts that crap on her web site (www.tashitagg.co.za) for the amusement
of anyone who cares to read their poorly written nonsensical doggerel.
One of these days, their main sponsor (SABC3) will wake up and realise just
how sordid their little site is and stop giving them money. Until that great
day arrives, the general public has an excellent opportunity to witness two
very peculiar people making complete arseholes of themselves online on a
daily basis.
He made the mistake of tangling with me and now I'm going to be on his case
until such time as I crack him wide open like the soft little melon fruit he
truly is.
If you read his utter perverted nonsense on his web site, you'll read how he
parades around as if he is the Last Bad Ass to ever post online. Wrong. He's
a pimply snot-nosed teenaged wet fart-in-the wind. In 2004 he is finally
going to be taught (by me) the meaning of pain.
The cunt is going to regret ever taking me on. He started something with me
that he should never have dared to do.
He thinks he's a special case. Wrong. He is not unique. He is just the next
arsehole to fuck with me online. I have dealt with better idiots than him
and I have always won. No doubt he thinks that he will be the one to "set me
straight". I am going to "set him straight" and teach him a lesson he needs
to learn but fucking good.
NEVER FUCK WITH A TROLL. YOU WILL ALWAYS FUCKING LOSE. GUARAN-FUCKING-TEED.
>What are you hoping to acheive?
Your severe pain and distress.
>Are you seriously expecting to be proclaimed king of this pile of fucked up crap
>one day?
I care little for the opinion of others. If I think I'm King of ATJ, then I
fucking am.
>Why would you want to be?
You have a lot of dumb questions to ask.
>Why are there no jokes?
Right here.
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
i doubt this prick can tie his own shoelaces without assistance.
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simple - we can't think of any jokes.
He's the kind of person they invented velcro for.
So why does your prick wear shoes?
Your productivity rate has been extremely low
of late. Pick up the pace.
funny, but i've never seen you before.
>Your productivity rate has been extremely low
>of late. Pick up the pace.
shut the fuck up YOU DUMB CUNT!!!
Bitch more, I stay more, cuntface.
yeah - shut the fuck up YOU DUMB CUNT LAMEZIBBY!!
Ya know, the word doesn't have the same connotations
here as there, pinhead.
tie y'r connotations in a plastic bag and stick em up y'r ass - lamer.
Ooo, lil' mervin picking on me now. See the three dorks
have to take turns while the other two rest up. Mel and droll
couldn't do much, now you havin' a go? Let's see yer teeth.
Oh, I mean, in yer case, yer tooth....
I see you are you crying for help again mossie
it won't happen...... yer a dullard
lamezibby gets his jollies while lookin' at his bare ass in the hall mirror.
his classmates will be dissecting his corpse as part of their pracs.
someone will see to that.
>>>
>>> tie y'r connotations in a plastic bag and stick em up y'r ass -
>>> lamer.
>>
>> Ooo, lil' mervin picking on me now. See the three dorks
>> have to take turns while the other two rest up. Mel and droll
>> couldn't do much, now you havin' a go? Let's see yer teeth.
>> Oh, I mean, in yer case, yer tooth....
>
> lamezibby gets his jollies while lookin' at his bare ass in the hall
> mirror.
Better sight than looking at yer face.
that's cause y'prefer something with a long hairy beard....
i guess that would then bring polly's cunt into contention.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..... curried fish
Polly's cunt.......Mmmmmmmmmm......yummy!
...heh...
polly is dead.
in 2004 she will decide she has better things to do than participate in atj.
i have foreseen it.
Even slitting one's throat is a better thing than
participating in ATJ. Too bad you don't have
better things to do.
Perhaps if you grew some balls?
yep. i've ruined it for ya.
>Too bad you don't have better things to do.
in a year's time some other punk will be typing that same sentence to me.
you will most likely be a distant memory. we'll still be cracking jokes
about how lame you were. until eventually we completely forget about you.
then in about 10 years time, you will one day decide to return and you'll
still be just as lame.
> in a year's time some other punk will be typing that same
> sentence to me.
And you'll still be there, doing your same old shtick.
<Tsk> sad, really.
Are you wearing a paisley headscarf and big hoop earrings when you 'foresee'
that?
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LOL ... and with copeman, gp and spitfire gone for good atj will be a happy
corner of the usenet again - espec if the ol black coon stops postin to
everything we write...
do ya think she knows who yer talking about?
then leave, fuckhead.
i'm not a fucking indian.
Get your money back. His gift of prophecy sucks canal
water. Mel claimed I wouldn't last in ATJ to the start of
this year.
You didn't last....... ya cracked and cried and cried and cried
>>> in a year's time some other punk will be typing that same
>>> sentence to me.
>> And you'll still be there, doing your same old shtick.
>> <Tsk> sad, really.
>
> then leave, fuckhead.
What, just when I'm gettin' warmed up?? Heck no!
if only polly could upgrade her idea of what is tasteless and amusing, she
could takeover from spitfire.
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he should be a man and take hard drugs.
instead of ..... on's.... LoL
Do you think you could act less like a 12 year old girl?
Sure thing, Madam Zelda.
Fuck that. That sounds like work.
stop being such a black.
Unlike you, I have to work at being obnoxious.
you cook your man a traditional Indian dish?
> >> >> >LOL ... and with copeman, gp and spitfire gone for good atj will be
a
> >> >happy
> >> >> >corner of the usenet again - espec if the ol black coon stops
postin
> >to
> >> >> >everything we write...
> >> >> if only polly could upgrade her idea of what is tasteless and
amusing,
> >she
> >> >> could takeover from spitfire.
> >> >Fuck that. That sounds like work.
> >> stop being such a black.
> >Unlike you, I have to work at being obnoxious.
>
> you cook your man a traditional Indian dish?
Now you're just being noxious.
i tried your lamb breyani.
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Erm, droll's the one who does things with lambs.
you are so wrong there.
Can you prove it?
Alive or dead? Just wondering about him.
have you heard of lamb breyani?
Rather than flogging a dead horse, he likes to fuck it.
Flogging a dead horse...sounds like him doing himself.
Dead being the operative word.
must be Cape Malay then. thought all Indians knew about breyani.
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heh, heh - Not too bright are you Tim. But I bet you have a cute butt.
He just joined rec.humor
HTH
Guess they don't - whatever breyani is.
doogie will tell you.
hint: go to google. type in breyani. hit enter. click click click.
Doogie hasn't told me yet, and what's google? <innocent face>