Mary Jane Jokes

[luann]

Hey does anyone remember any of the Mary Jane jokes?

Mary Jane was climbing a tree one day and her mother said, "Mary Jane, you get
down from there right now! Those boys can see up your dress and see your
panties!" and Mary Jane just laughed and laughed, because she knew she
didn't have any panties on.

One day at the bus stop Mary Jane told her sister, "Look there's a quarter!"
and her little sister ran out into the road to get it and got run over by the
bus. Mary Jane just laughed and laughed because she knew it was only a
nickel.

Does anyone else have any??????

[C]

luann <lu...@multipro.com> wrote in article
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> Hey does anyone remember any of the Mary Jane jokes?
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> Does anyone else have any??????
Mary Jane goes to the movies with a boy and he puts his hand down her
shirt. Mary Jane laughs and laughs because she knows her money is in her
sock.

Mary Jane was riding a in a car at the top of a steep hill when the brakes
went out. But she wasn't worried because she remembers there is a stop
sign at the bottom.
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[David Wells]

I heard it like this:

Mary Jane is pushing her brother in a stroller up a hill. When she gets
to the top she realizes her shoe is untied and reaches down to tie it.
When she does the stroller goes rolling down the hillbut Mary Jane just
laughs and laughs because she knows there is a stop sign at the bottom
of the hill.

Another one...

Mary Jane is in her bedroom reading a book when a burglur breaks in and
ransacks her room, throws her book to the ground, and rapes her. Mary
Jane just laughs and Laughs though because she knew what page she was
on.