MIT/Harvard joke

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Apr 19, 1993, 6:37:49 PM4/19/93
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So the Harvard english major and MIT enginner are gocery shopping. They
both get in the express, 10 items or less, with 20 items in there shopping
carts. The clerk proceeds to ring up the Harvard man, and counts 20 items.
He asks him, "Why do you have 20 items in your cart." To which the
Harvard man answers, "I'm an english major and I can't count." The clerk
then proceeds to ring up the MIT man and counts 20 items again. He also
asks, "Why do you 20 items in your cart." The MIT engineer replies, "I'm
an MIT engineer an I can't read."

Anyone want to improve the delivery of this joke?

Old joke: Q: What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A: A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.

Howard J. Browning

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Apr 19, 1993, 9:05:44 PM4/19/93
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(nerdboy) writes:

Yes. This was told at my graduation(the guys going to MIT and Harvard were
pissed) by the keynote speaker.....


A young man, obviously a student, gets into the express line at a grocery store
with 13 items. The clerk looks at the guy, then looks at the sign that says
"10 items or less", then looks back at the guy, then looks back at the sign,
then finally say to the guy "Is it that you are from Harvard and can't count,
or from MIT and can't read?"

HOWARD

O-ster

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Apr 20, 1993, 8:44:26 PM4/20/93
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In article <1qv9jt$p...@agate.berkeley.edu> (nerdboy) writes:
>So the Harvard english major and MIT enginner are gocery shopping.

Arnt they two of the bigest ASS HOLES you have ever seen!?!?!?!


>
>Anyone want to improve the delivery of this joke?
>

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Joel J Gwynn

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Apr 22, 1993, 9:51:31 AM4/22/93
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Oh yeah?

What do you call a Ph.D. from Berkeley?

(Snap fingers) Waiter!


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