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Robert A. Trifiletti, Jr.

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Apr 5, 1997, 3:00:00 AM4/5/97
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This was told to my by an old football coach at our HS.

What is the difference between fog and 69?


With 69 you can see that asshole in front of you!


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The Cock

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Apr 6, 1997, 4:00:00 AM4/6/97
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On 5 Apr 1997 17:12:34 GMT, "Robert A. Trifiletti, Jr."
<tr...@geocities.com> wrote:

>What is the difference between fog and 69?
>With 69 you can see that asshole in front of you!

Everybody knows what a 69 is, but what is a 72?
It's a 69 and three fingers up her ass.


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then the cat would eat like a frog

JJechura

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Apr 7, 1997, 3:00:00 AM4/7/97
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Q. What's 68?


A. You do me & I'll owe you one.


beckert

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Apr 9, 1997, 3:00:00 AM4/9/97
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The Incubus <inc...@abd.net> wrote in article
<3354870b...@news.msnv1.occa.home.com>...


On Sun, 06 Apr 1997 22:03:09 GMT, co...@doodle.doo (The Cock) wrote:

>On 5 Apr 1997 17:12:34 GMT, "Robert A. Trifiletti, Jr."
><tr...@geocities.com> wrote:
>
>>What is the difference between fog and 69?
>>With 69 you can see that asshole in front of you!
>
>Everybody knows what a 69 is, but what is a 72?
>It's a 69 and three fingers up her ass.
>

then there is the old 68'er


You suck me off and I'll owe you one.

John Robb

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Apr 12, 1997, 3:00:00 AM4/12/97
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Yes, but do you know what 77 is?
It's the same as 69, only you get 'ate' more.

The Incubus <inc...@abd.net> wrote in article
<3354870b...@news.msnv1.occa.home.com>...
On Sun, 06 Apr 1997 22:03:09 GMT, co...@doodle.doo (The Cock) wrote:

>On 5 Apr 1997 17:12:34 GMT, "Robert A. Trifiletti, Jr."
><tr...@geocities.com> wrote:
>
>>What is the difference between fog and 69?
>>With 69 you can see that asshole in front of you!
>
>Everybody knows what a 69 is, but what is a 72?
>It's a 69 and three fingers up her ass.
>
>

>---
>If a rat could jump like a joey
>then the cat would eat like a frog

Really!! Wouldn't that smell??


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Glenn Hushyn

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Apr 13, 1997, 3:00:00 AM4/13/97
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What's the square root of 69?
'ate' something

What comes after 69?
Mouthwash

John Robb (jr...@ibm.net) said on 12 Apr 97 23:58:03 GMT:
: Yes, but do you know what 77 is?

:

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Tony DeRosa

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Apr 16, 1997, 3:00:00 AM4/16/97
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I prefer 68...
you do me and I'll owe you one.

Moeeia wrote:
>
> Did you hear why they changed the term ' 69 ' to ' 96 '?
>
> Because the price of eating out has gone up.
>
> )oldie but goodie(
>
> Glenn Hushyn <min...@typhoon.xnet.com> wrote in article
> <5iq06v$c...@flood.xnet.com>...

teribl

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Apr 16, 1997, 3:00:00 AM4/16/97
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What is 138? Dinner for 4

cow...@portal.ca

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Apr 17, 1997, 3:00:00 AM4/17/97
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Chinese version of 69 = 2 can chew
Mertrice Conversion of 69 = 181

On 16 Apr 97 23:08:42 GMT, ter...@inxpress.net (teribl) wrote:

>In article <335462...@home.com>, Tony DeRosa <ton...@home.com> says:
>

[SNIP]

cow...@portal.ca

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Apr 22, 1997, 3:00:00 AM4/22/97
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Chinese name for 69 = 2 can chew
Metric version of 69 = 181

On 16 Apr 97 23:08:42 GMT, ter...@inxpress.net (teribl) wrote:

>In article <335462...@home.com>, Tony DeRosa <ton...@home.com> says:
>>

>>I prefer 68...
>>you do me and I'll owe you one.
>>

>>> Did you hear why they changed the term ' 69 ' to ' 96 '?
>>>
>>> Because the price of eating out has gone up.
>>>
>>> )oldie but goodie(
>>>

>>> > What's the square root of 69?
>>> > 'ate' something
>>> >
>>> > What comes after 69?
>>> > Mouthwash
>>> >

>>> > : Yes, but do you know what 77 is?
>>> > : It's the same as 69, only you get 'ate' more.
>>> > : >

>>> > : >>What is the difference between fog and 69?
>>> > : >>With 69 you can see that asshole in front of you!
>>> > : >
>>> > : >Everybody knows what a 69 is, but what is a 72?
>>> > : >It's a 69 and three fingers up her ass.
>>> > : >
>

Billy Wheeler

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May 2, 1997, 3:00:00 AM5/2/97
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In alt.tasteless.jokes, cow...@portal.ca spake, saying:

Mertrice Conversion of 69 = 181

282, surely?


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