True Carol Smilie Story

[Gary Fairhead]

This is alegedly a true story that I have received from a reliable source.

** For all non-UK readers; Carol is a very "nice girl-next door" TV Presenter**

>
>carol smilie (you know the annoying clean cut scottish TV presenter)
>was recently up for a gotcha oscar on Noel's House Party. she presents
>a show called 'changing rooms', so they thought it would be a great
>idea for her to have her very own 'changing room' disaster. this would
>involve getting her to try on a load of disgusting dresses and film her
>reaction. y'know, 'yuk do i have to wear this ra ra skirt?' etc.... it
>would be great; the audience would laugh, noel would laugh, carol
>would laugh, mr blobby would laugh. ha ha ha.
>
>so they set up a secret camera in the changing room, give carol the
>dresses and wait for the results. does carol go on and try on the
>amazing array of fashion nasties? does she shriek with horror?
>does she laugh? does she realise the hoax? no, she gets into the
>room and starts interfering with herself right there on camera completely unaware
>that a group of 6 men are watching her every move.
>
>oh dear. carol still doesn't know it was all a set up.
>
>and that my friend is a true story."

--
GF
~One clear voice in a wilderness~