House Painting

[wEb GoDdEsS]

There is a guy painting a house and he gets tired of painting and goes
to a
whorehouse and says, "Give me the biggest black woman that you have." So
the Madam at the whorehouse says, "Go upstairs she's in the corner." So
the painter goes upstairs and says, "Spread your legs as much as
possible." She does and he walks away. The black woman then says, "Is
that all you wanted?"
He says, "Yeah, I'm painting my house black and I just wanted to see how
it would look with pink shutters."