HOOKED ON EBONICS
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Leroy is a 20 year-old 9th grader. This is Leroy's home work assignment.
He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.
He was given the following words to include in a sentence structure.
1.Foreclose-If I pay alimony this month, I have no money foreclose.
2.Rectum-I had two cadillacs, but my ol'lady rectum both.
3.Hotel-I gave my girlfriend crabs and the hotel everybudy.
4.Penis-I went to da doctor and he gives me dis cup and said penis.
5.Isreal-Alonso tried to sell me a Rolex, I said man that looked fake. He said bullshit that watch
Isreal.
6.Catacomb-Don King was at the fight the other night, man somebody give that catacomb.
7.Undermine-There is a fine lookin hoe living in the apartment undermine.
8.Acoustic-When I was liddle, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to da pool hall.
9.Iraq-When we got to da pool hall, I told my uncle Iraq, you break.
10.Stain-My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her do you plan on stain for dinnur.
11.Seldom-My cousin gave me two ticket to the laker game and I seldom.
12.Odyssey-I tol my bro,you odyssey the tits on that hoe.
13.Axe-The policeman wants to axe me sum questions.
14.Income-I jus got in bed wit this hoe and income my wife.
15.Fortify-I axed the hoe how much? She said fortify.
Diamondback
Good ones.
Kirby
Kirby wrote:
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> Diamondback wrote:
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> > Good ones.
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> CITY OF LOS ANGELES HIGH SCHOOL VOCABULARY PRIMER
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> CITY OF LOS ANGELES HIGH SCHOOL VOCABULARY PRIMER
>
> Widen: "When my girlfriend, Larina, told me she was pregnant I said,
> widen you tell me you didn't use no birth control?"
>
> Urinal: "After the police broke down my front door last night, they
> said, Darnell, urinal lot of trouble."
>
> Undermine: "There's a fine looking bitch living in the apartment
> right undermine.
>
> Stain: "My sister and brother-in-law stopped by the other day, so I
> axed them, you plannin on stain?"
>
> Sodomy: "When I go out at night, I like to have a bitch on one
> sodomy and another bitch on the other sodomy."
>
> Semen: "I never did know who my papa was cause my mama semen left
> and right."
>
> Seldom: "I had two extra tickets to the basketball game the other
> night, so I seldom to my friend."
>
> Rectum: "I had two Cadillacs, but my girlfriend rectum both."
>
> Polyp: "On my way home from the Piston's game the other night, I was
> involved in a five-car polyp on I-75."
>
> Penis: "I saw my parole officer the other day and he handed me a
> little paper cup and said, here penis.
>
> Orgasm: "I asked my cousin Dexter about the death penalty in his
> state. I asked if they electrocute em, hang, orgasm."
>
> Oreo: "I told my friend, Alonzo, if he wanted my sister, he could
> pay me 50 bucks now oreo me 100 bucks on Friday."
>
> Oral: "My friend Sebastian said, give me 25 cents oral blow your
> head off."
>
> Odyssey: "When I got back from the Windsor Ballet, I told my
> friends, You odyssey the tits on that babe."
>
> Menstruate: "With the fashions today you can't keep the women and
> menstruate."
>
> Manual: "I told my buddy Tyrone, manual get yourself in trouble if
> You keep messing with that hoe."
>
> Letter: "The ugly bitch downstairs came knocking on Darnell's door
> the other night and I wouldn't letter in."
>
> July: "After the trial, my mama asked me, did you tell the truth or
> July?"
>
> Income: "My girlfriend and I just got into bed, when income my
> wife."
>
> Horde: "My mama always did have a bad reputation cause she horde
> around in her school."
>
> Honor: "At our rape trial the judge asked my buddy Jarvis, who be
> honor first?"
>
> Homo: "The bitch I'm living with called me at the bar the other
> night. She said Darnell, honey, are you coming homo what?"
>
> Fortify: "I asked this bitch down on 6 Mile--How much? She said
> fortify dollars. honey."
>
> Formaldehyde: "The police came to my door looking for my cousin
> Melvin. I told them there ain't no place formaldehyde in the house,
> it be too small."
>
> Foreclose: "If I don't pay my alimony this month, I'll have more
> money foreclose."
>
> Fascinate: "My sister Wolanda bought a sweater with ten buttons on
> it, but her tits are so big, she can only fascinate."
>
> Disappointment: "My parole officer told me, if I miss
> disappointment, he's going to send me back to the big house."
>
> Dimension: "A lot of you ladies been calling in wondering what
> Darnell look like. Well, he's tall, dark, handsome, not dimension
> hung like a horse."
>
> Derange: "Derange is where the deer and the antelope play."
>
> Decide: "My favorite girls are Wanda and Yolanda, but I like to keep
> a couple on decide.
>
> Data: "At my basketball game the other night, I score a triple
> double and my coach said data boy Darnell."
>
> Copulate: "I called 911 and an hour later when they showed up, I
> said copulate."
>
> Connoisseur: "I says to my friend Ramone, man you really stink today,
> what connoisseur did you crawl out of?"
>
> Coatroom: "The judge said, one more outburst like that and I'll have
> the bailiff clear the coatroom."
>
> Clothesline: "When I came home late again, I found my clothesline on
> the porch."
>
> Catacomb: "I went to the Douglas/Hollyfield fight and sat next to Don
> King: man, someone oughta get that catacomb."
>
> Button: "My girlfriend Juanita bought some leopard skin stretch
> pants. I said girl, you won't get you button 'em."
>
> Beware: "I asked the man at the employment office, is this beware I
> find be a job?"
>
> Battery: "The coach told my cousin Reggie he better start swinging
> the battery won't be in the line up tomorrow."
>
> Bagdad: "I always wondered what was in the Bagdad use to drink out
> of when he was sitting on the front porch."
>
> Assert: "On the way home from work, I always take assert so my
> old lady don't smell liquor on my breath."
>
> Anus: "The policeman told me and my friend Jerome they be looking
> for the two guys that held up the liquor store and we said---anus."
>
> Afford: "I wanted to buy a Cadillac, but then had to settle for
> afford.
>
> Kirby
> Never play leapfrog with a unicorn!
Sorry about the horribly editing! It just goes to show that you should
always look before you send...
Kirby