Paki joke
The Enemy Within
rykko wrote:
>
> On Fri, 09 Jan 1998 13:19:51 GMT, Hill Billy Booger Eater proclaimed
> thus :
>
> >
> >All good racist jokes have one thing in common:
> >2: Polocks
> >
> What the fuck is a Polock?
> --
> Rykko
Well in the UK it means one of Polish origin.
--
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Obesa cantavit
Neil Blunt
How many pakis can you get in a telephone box ??
Depends on how much the rent is !
Joseph Hin-bun Mak
Neil Blunt (n...@ocscourier.com) wrote:
: How many pakis can you get in a telephone box ??
: Depends on how much the rent is !
is this supposed to be some pathetic attempt at humor?
playing off one's ethnicity is not funny.. It's racist.
check yourself fool...
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and all b-boys and b-girls Representin'
'nuff respect due.
Describing when he first heard hip-hop, Chuck D describes it as:
"someone playing the Jackson 5 over and over again and a
guy on the mic doing what Muhammad Ali did."
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NoWorries
In article <01bd250f$266da920$1316...@pc14.ocscourier.com>, "Neil Blunt"
<n...@ocscourier.com> wrote:
> How many pakis can you get in a telephone box ??
>
>
> Depends on how much the rent is !\
How do you raise the paki unemployment rate?
Build round city blocks.
May be old but I always liked it.
NoHurries
Noworries
Oh yea...
WHY NOT?
(Yes I know my spelling is bad thank you very much)
Keith Ehrle
On 19 Jan 1998 21:36:54 GMT, jhb...@acs3.acs.ucalgary.ca (Joseph
Hin-bun Mak) wrote:
>Neil Blunt (n...@ocscourier.com) wrote:
>: How many pakis can you get in a telephone box ??
>
>: Depends on how much the rent is !
>
>is this supposed to be some pathetic attempt at humor?
>playing off one's ethnicity is not funny.. It's racist.
>
>check yourself fool...
You fuckin' pakis got not sense of humor, and your rhythm ain't nearly
as good as a genuine niggers.
--
Keith E.
Semper ubi sub ubi
Phil Late
Joseph Hin-bun Mak wrote in message <6a0h1m$i...@ds2.acs.ucalgary.ca>...
>Neil Blunt (n...@ocscourier.com) wrote:
>: How many pakis can you get in a telephone box ??
>
>: Depends on how much the rent is !
>
>is this supposed to be some pathetic attempt at humor?
>playing off one's ethnicity is not funny.. It's racist.
>
>check yourself fool...
>
Get a grip Joseph, It's just a joke.
It doesn't mean that Pakistanis are to be forever loathed and despised
because they
may or may not choose to live in great numbers in opportunistic dwellings,
in this case a telephone box.
A Paki I know quite well, lives in a shoebox with his wife, their sons, two
dogs and a goat named Barry, and he assures me it is luxury. He does however
pay a higher than average rent but is happy doing so as the location is
good.
The "paki" could easily have been replaced with thin skinned, ego sensitive
Canadians .
But that would not have been funny.
NB: I do not think that of Canadians, I don't know any to make that judgment
upon.
It is just an example.
Sabre Man
Q. What's 8 foot long and wrapped around a piece of shit?
A. A turban.
Q. Why do pakis carry shit in their wallets?
A. For Identification purposes.
Q. What's transparent and lies in the gutter?
A. A paki with the shit kicked out of him.
Q. How do you know how many pakis live in a town?
A. Count the number of Datsuns and multiply by 36.
Q.. What do you call a paki stood inbetween two houses?
A. Ali
Q. What do you call a good looking paki?
A. Asif
Joseph Hin-bun Mak wrote in message <6a0h1m$i...@ds2.acs.ucalgary.ca>...
>Neil Blunt (n...@ocscourier.com) wrote:
>: How many pakis can you get in a telephone box ??
>
>: Depends on how much the rent is !
>
>is this supposed to be some pathetic attempt at humor?
>playing off one's ethnicity is not funny.. It's racist.
>
>check yourself fool...
>
Neil Blunt
What have ten paki's in one phone box and a fiddler crab got in common ???
They are all crustaceans !!!
Crushed Asians
Sorry Joseph I know you don't like Jokes like this, But 1. Whey subscribe
to tasteless jokes, and 2 why read jokes like this and answer back.... Your
only making it worse for yourself.
Guy Pyetan
Ooooooh arent we the pompous one!
You of course are a provincial. You fail to take into account the
various stereotypes and scapegoats that races and nations that exist
beyond your shores use instead of those you list below.
>All good racist jokes have one thing in common: They are about a
>select few segments of our fucked up society. Possibilities are:
>1: Niggers
>2: Polocks
>3: Jews
>4: Queers
>5: Lawyers
>6: People who live in West Virginia
>
>Now your joke about the "Paki" is crude, makes no sense, lacks humor
>and generally is pretty lame. However if you replace the word "Paki"
>with one of the above six choices, the joke becomes a classic,
>knee-slapper, belly buster, laugh-getting story. OK, you have been
>officially notified of the requirements of a good racist joke. We will
>expect better from you in the future.
amac...@upei.ca
In article <6a0h1m$i...@ds2.acs.ucalgary.ca> jhb...@acs3.acs.ucalgary.ca (Joseph Hin-bun Mak) writes:
>From: jhb...@acs3.acs.ucalgary.ca (Joseph Hin-bun Mak)
>Subject: Re: Paki joke
>Date: 19 Jan 1998 21:36:54 GMT
>Neil Blunt (n...@ocscourier.com) wrote:
>: How many pakis can you get in a telephone box ??
>: Depends on how much the rent is !
>is this supposed to be some pathetic attempt at humor?
>playing off one's ethnicity is not funny.. It's racist.
>check yourself fool...
>--
>To The Universal Zulu Nation,
>The Rock Steady Crew,
>and all b-boys and b-girls Representin'
>'nuff respect due.
>
>Describing when he first heard hip-hop, Chuck D describes it as:
>"someone playing the Jackson 5 over and over again and a
> guy on the mic doing what Muhammad Ali did."
>peep game at:
>*** Propoganda Land ***
>http://www.ucalgary.ca/~jhbmak
Junglebunny nightfighter.
amac...@upei.ca
In article <amaclure.7...@upei.ca> amac...@upei.ca writes:
>From: amac...@upei.ca
>Subject: Re: Paki joke
>Date: Thu, 22 Jan 1998 21:27:48 UNDEFINED
>>check yourself fool...
>Junglebunny nightfighter.
Relax, I'm just kidding.
garak
On Mon, 19 Jan 1998 19:17:15 GMT, "Neil Blunt" <n...@ocscourier.com>
wrote:
>How many pakis can you get in a telephone box ??
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>Depends on how much the rent is !
>
what do you call a paki that doesn`t stink?
asif
Oi! where`s my sig?
Luccha
good one
amac...@upei.ca
A duck and a skunk chanced upon each other one day, and neither knew what the
other was, so they stared at each other in curiosity.
So the duck says to the skunk "Can you guess what I am?"
The skunk replied "You walk like a duck and you quack like a duck so you must
be a duck, now guess what I am."
The duck said "You're black and white and you smell like a yeast- infected
cooze, so you must be a Paki."
ROUAL
Hill, Billy, Booger, Eater wrote:
>
> All good racist jokes have one thing in common: They are about a
> select few segments of our fucked up society. Possibilities are:
> 1: Niggers
> 2: Polocks
> 3: Jews
> 4: Queers
> 5: Lawyers
> 6: People who live in West Virginia
>
> Now your joke about the "Paki" is crude, makes no sense, lacks humor
> and generally is pretty lame. However if you replace the word "Paki"
> with one of the above six choices, the joke becomes a classic,
> knee-slapper, belly buster, laugh-getting story. OK, you have been
> officially notified of the requirements of a good racist joke. We will
> expect better from you in the future.
Hey !! How about putting YOUR name instead of "Paki"
By the way -- Have you ever heard of Pakistan !!
You stupid person !!! FUCKHEAD
Hey !!! How about putting your name instead of "Paki"
Mr.Nude
ROUAL <ro...@iafrica.com> wrote in article <34B6BC...@iafrica.com>...
> Hill, Billy, Booger, Eater wrote:
> >
> > On Fri, 9 Jan 1998 02:13:36 UNDEFINED, amac...@upei.ca wrote:
> > >cooze, so you must be a Paki."
> >
> > What the fuck is a "Paki"?
>
> Hey !! How about putting YOUR name instead of "Paki"
>
> By the way -- Have you ever heard of Pakistan !!
>
> You stupid person !!! FUCKHEAD
> Hey !!! How about putting your name instead of "Paki"
>>>>>>>
Leave it to a stupid nigger from africa to come up with such a lame
comeback.
Tell you what you should do, Sell your computer and you'll have enough
money to feed your entire nation for about a week. Nawwwww....On second
thought just keep going the way you are, niggers are dropping like flies
over there................Hehehehehe.
Obligatory joke......
Q: Whats worse than a dead "Paki" lying around stinking up the place?
A: A live one doing the same damn thing.
Dave Milgate
"Are you sure!!!!!"
--
Dave Milgate
ROUAL
I assure you i am not a nigger nor a paki - although i wish the fuckkers
were dropping
like flies over here (South Africa that is) .But Fuck you anyway.
Mohamed Ragheb
Mr.Nude (Typin...@MyHouse.com) wrote:
[snipped inanities]
Hey Mr. Nude, how old are you? If you, or the original poster, are any
older than *eight*, you guys are mentally deficient, in which case
I guess you can go ahead and have your fun any which way you can. With
one exception, though: The next time you're tempted to fuck a family
member, try to control yourselves. The quota of inbred morons has already
been filled in both the US and Canada. (Which, incidentally, is part of
the reason for importing Pakistanis and Chinese and so on: Gotta clean up
that gene pool!)
--
Peter S. Schaefer
Simon wrote:
>
> On Fri, 09 Jan 1998 13:19:51 GMT, Hill Billy Booger Eater wrote:
>
> :-> On Fri, 9 Jan 1998 02:13:36 UNDEFINED, amac...@upei.ca wrote:
> :->
> :-> >A duck and a skunk chanced upon each other one day, and neither knew what the
> :-> >other was, so they stared at each other in curiosity.
> :-> >So the duck says to the skunk "Can you guess what I am?"
> :-> >The skunk replied "You walk like a duck and you quack like a duck so you must
> :-> >be a duck, now guess what I am."
> :-> >The duck said "You're black and white and you smell like a yeast- infected
> :-> >cooze, so you must be a Paki."
> :->
> :-> What the fuck is a "Paki"?
> :->
> :->
> :-> All good racist jokes have one thing in common: They are about a
> :-> select few segments of our fucked up society. Possibilities are:
> :-> 1: Niggers
> :-> 2: Polocks
> :-> 3: Jews
> :-> 4: Queers
> :-> 5: Lawyers
> :-> 6: People who live in West Virginia
> :->
> :-> Now your joke about the "Paki" is crude, makes no sense, lacks humor
> :-> and generally is pretty lame. However if you replace the word "Paki"
> :-> with one of the above six choices, the joke becomes a classic,
> :-> knee-slapper, belly buster, laugh-getting story. OK, you have been
> :-> officially notified of the requirements of a good racist joke. We will
> :-> expect better from you in the future.
>
> You must kive in a weird part of the world where Pakis dont run all
> the corner shops You sad american tosser...
>
> Pakistani Haters Unite
> (you know The slimy looking indian motherfuckers)
>
> Im Sick Of Spam !
> Email Me "Computer_mad"
> Im At "Bigfoot.com"
To the Brit who evidently knows all too well what Pakis are:
I'm told there is a large industrial company in Britain named WIMPEY.
Stands for: We Import More Pakis Every Year
Bassman
Why do paki's smear shit on the wall?
To represent a self portrait!
Simon
amac...@upei.ca
In article <34B6BC...@iafrica.com> ROUAL <ro...@iafrica.com> writes:
>From: ROUAL <ro...@iafrica.com>
>Subject: Re: Paki joke
>Date: Fri, 09 Jan 1998 16:09:23 -0800
>Hill, Billy, Booger, Eater wrote:
>>
>> On Fri, 9 Jan 1998 02:13:36 UNDEFINED, amac...@upei.ca wrote:
>>
>> What the fuck is a "Paki"?
>>
>> All good racist jokes have one thing in common: They are about a
>> select few segments of our fucked up society. Possibilities are:
>> 1: Niggers
>> 2: Polocks
>> 3: Jews
>> 4: Queers
>> 5: Lawyers
>> 6: People who live in West Virginia
>>
>> Now your joke about the "Paki" is crude, makes no sense, lacks humor
>> and generally is pretty lame. However if you replace the word "Paki"
>> with one of the above six choices, the joke becomes a classic,
>> knee-slapper, belly buster, laugh-getting story. OK, you have been
>> officially notified of the requirements of a good racist joke. We will
>> expect better from you in the future.
>Hey !! How about putting YOUR name instead of "Paki"
>By the way -- Have you ever heard of Pakistan !!
>You stupid person !!! FUCKHEAD
> Hey !!! How about putting your name instead of "Paki"
Firstly, Mr. BoogerEater, Paki is a derogatory term for designating East
Indians, particularly pakistanis, used more commonly in Canada, Australia,
New Zealand and Great Britain then it is in the United States, but as most
readers of this newsgroup are American, i will gladly substitute the suggested
terms in any future postings; spearchucker, tarbaby, and darkie are commonm
around here, as is camel jockie for arabs, wagonburner for aboriginals, and
slant-eyed little bastards for orientals. Ever hear that Monty Python csong
"I like Chinese". THey only come up to your knees, but they're cute and
they're cuddly and they're ready to please.
And while we're at it, some of the derogatory terms for some of my ancestors,
french-canadians include frogs, FFFs(fuckin' french fairies), Quepeckers,
Peckerheads, etc.
AS for Roual or Raoul or whatever the hell your name is, it would stand to
reason that I have heard of Pakistan, seeing as how I know the term you people
loathe so much; and if, as you state in a later posting you are not a darkie,
or a Paki, then shut your goddamn mouth, and take a birth control pill, or if
you are a male, get them for your wife, 'cause we sure don't need any more of
your defective chromosomes getting out into the general population. And you
are the ultimate fuckhead.
Jason Dunn
> > :-> 1: Niggers
> > :-> 2: Polocks
> > :-> 3: Jews
> > :-> 4: Queers
> > :-> 5: Lawyers
Wow. So if a gay black Jew from Poland studied law and moved to West
Virginia (where I live - yay!) then...like...stuff would happen. Whoah...
Ian D Wood
In article <34B9B7...@egon.psy.uga.edu>, "Peter S. Schaefer"
<psch...@egon.psy.uga.edu> writes
>To the Brit who evidently knows all too well what Pakis are:
>I'm told there is a large industrial company in Britain named WIMPEY.
>Stands for: We Import More Pakis Every Year
..And I always thought Wimpey's burgers were 100% Beef
--
Ian Wood %%%%
(-@]@-)
%%U%%
%%%
CheechWizard
In article <amaclure.7...@upei.ca>, amac...@upei.ca wrote:
<SNIP!!> goddamm incessant dribble
>And while we're at it, some of the derogatory terms for some of my ancestors,
>french-canadians include frogs, FFFs(fuckin' french fairies), Quepeckers,
>Peckerheads, etc.
>AS for Roual or Raoul or whatever the hell your name is, it would stand to
>reason that I have heard of Pakistan, seeing as how I know the term you people
>loathe so much; and if, as you state in a later posting you are not a darkie,
>or a Paki, then shut your goddamn mouth, and take a birth control pill, or if
>you are a male, get them for your wife, 'cause we sure don't need any more of
>your defective chromosomes getting out into the general population. And you
>are the ultimate fuckhead.
..quepeckers??!!......hehehehahaha....damn that's rich..
would you be overly offended if smacked you in the chops
with that label every time one even remotely smells the
stench of yer fetid mind??........no....you wouldn't......
would'ja.......................................................................
................jjhajajaja....quepeckers.....hahahahaha
Keith Martin
Jason Dunn <jd...@nohoser.newwave.net> wrote in article
<01bd1f24$51eb49e0$32ac63ce@default>...
> Wow. So if a gay black Jew from Poland studied law and moved to West
> Virginia (where I live - yay!) then...like...stuff would happen. Whoah...
>
amac...@upei.ca
In article <EMKvqF.BE1...@torfree.net> as...@torfree.net (Mohamed Ragheb) writes:
>From: as...@torfree.net (Mohamed Ragheb)
>Subject: Re: Paki joke
>Date: Sat, 10 Jan 1998 17:11:02 GMT
>Mr.Nude (Typin...@MyHouse.com) wrote:
>[snipped inanities]
>Hey Mr. Nude, how old are you? If you, or the original poster, are any
>older than *eight*, you guys are mentally deficient, in which case
SNIPPED A BUNCH OF GREASY-HAIRED LICE-RIDDEN PAKI DRIVEL
An most apt observation was made by canadian radio personality Danny Finkelman;
if you pakis were to collect you dandruff, bottle it and sell it it could very
well become the fad of the late ninetines and bring your countries out of
abject poverty.
As for my credentials, I have a BA nad an MA from, two well respected American
universities, and am woeking on a second BA at my present university, so your
assertions about my intellect are totally unfounded, merely the rantings of a
wayward camel jockey.
And I suspect that from Mr. Nude's articlulate post that he is university
-educated as well, and if no, then an exceedingly bright high school student.
As for Pakis, I have bnothing against any of you people, my cousin is married
to one, I it is just that I like ethnic jokes; though I was initially upset
with some of the french jokes here, as I have french ancestry, I have since
realized that if I can tell jokes about other ethnic groups, then I should be
able to handle jokes directed towards my ethnic group.
And as for your comments on inbreeding, that is simply not so; certainly their
are isolated cases, but just look at the caste system in India, where their is
inbreeding amongst each level.
Sincerely, A.
Keith Martin
> On 12 Jan 1998 05:42:40 GMT, "Jason Dunn" <jd...@nohoser.newwave.net>
> wrote:
>
> >> > :-> 1: Niggers
> >> > :-> 2: Polocks
> >> > :-> 3: Jews
> >> > :-> 4: Queers
> >> > :-> 5: Lawyers
> >> > :-> 6: People who live in West Virginia
> >Virginia (where I live - yay!) then...like...stuff would happen.
Whoah...
>
Josef.xx
What is brown and black and looks good on a Paki?
A Doberman!!
What do you do if you see a Paki drowning?
Throw in his wife and kids!!!!!
PS These aren't my jokes, they belong to a
friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
CheechWizard
In article <34BFC6...@thank.you.muchly>, into.the.@abyss.thank.you wrote:
>rykko wrote:
>>
>> On Fri, 09 Jan 1998 13:19:51 GMT, Hill Billy Booger Eater proclaimed
>> thus :
>>
>> >
>> >All good racist jokes have one thing in common:
>
>> >
>> What the fuck is a Polock?
>> --
..well over he it is an example of a dim
witted individual (i.e. KM)
rykko
On Mon, 12 Jan 1998 08:23:48 UNDEFINED, amac...@upei.ca proclaimed
thus :
>As for my credentials, I have a BA nad an MA from, two well respected American
>universities,
Pity they didn't run a spelling course :)
--
Rykko
http://homepages.enterprise.net/rykko
The Home of the Mechanical Engineering Students Resource Page
& Other Assorted Stuff.
rykko
On Fri, 09 Jan 1998 13:19:51 GMT, Hill Billy Booger Eater proclaimed
thus :
>
>All good racist jokes have one thing in common: They are about a
>select few segments of our fucked up society. Possibilities are:
>1: Niggers
>2: Polocks
>3: Jews
>4: Queers
>5: Lawyers
>6: People who live in West Virginia
>
What the fuck is a Polock?
