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nyco...@webtv.net

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May 3, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/3/99
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You are walking down a path and you come to a fork. At the head
of each path is a spiritual being. One is an angel and one is a devil.
One way is heaven - One way is hell. The angel always
tells the truth. The devil always lies.
You may only ask one question. One. Not two. Not one to each of them.
What question do you ask to find the path to heaven????


CheechWizard

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May 3, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/3/99
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..where the fuck is all
the booze and broads??....

DJDMODICA

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>..where the fuck is all
>the booze and broads??....

you got it bro... "which way to the bar?"

GermanMilk

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whats the answer?


Colin

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nyco...@webtv.net wrote in message
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You are walking down a path and you come to a fork. At the head
of each path is a spiritual being. One is an angel and one is a devil.
One way is heaven - One way is hell. The angel always
tells the truth. The devil always lies.
You may only ask one question. One. Not two. Not one to each of them.
What question do you ask to find the path to heaven????


"Which way will matey over there send me?"

Peter W

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Which way would the other one of you tell me is the way to heaven.

The angel tell you the truth......i.e. that the devil would point you
to hell..........so the angel points you to hell........you go the
other way.

The devil lies........the angel would have pointed you to
heaven.......but the devil lies and tells you the angel would point
you "that way" i.e. to hell......so you go the other way.

In either case you go the other way to get to heaven.

Mark Rosendorf

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May 4, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/4/99
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nyco...@webtv.net wrote:
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> You are walking down a path and you come to a fork. At the head
> of each path is a spiritual being. One is an angel and one is a devil.
> One way is heaven - One way is hell. The angel always
> tells the truth. The devil always lies.
> You may only ask one question. One. Not two. Not one to each of them.
> What question do you ask to find the path to heaven????


"If I asked the other guy which path this is, what would he tell me?"

Now let's try a HARD one :)

Mark

SLL

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<nyco...@webtv.net> wrote in message
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> You are walking down a path and you come to a fork. At the head
> of each path is a spiritual being. One is an angel and one is a devil.
> One way is heaven - One way is hell. The angel always
> tells the truth. The devil always lies.
> You may only ask one question. One. Not two. Not one to each of them.
> What question do you ask to find the path to heaven????
>
Which one of you has seen my ex-wife?

steven deegan

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nyco...@webtv.net wrote in message
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You are walking down a path and you come to a fork. At the head
of each path is a spiritual being. One is an angel and one is a devil.
One way is heaven - One way is hell. The angel always
tells the truth. The devil always lies.
You may only ask one question. One. Not two. Not one to each of them.
What question do you ask to find the path to heaven????


you ask both where they live, and both will point to heaven.

cheers me deers.

CheechWizard

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>> What question do you ask to find the path to heaven????
>>
>Which one of you has seen my ex-wife?

..i saw her...corner of 4th and main.....
she's the one chewin' gum and suckin'
on a lucky strike at the same time......

..lovely choice in women...................

Mannfred Von Richthofen

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May 4, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/4/99
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"What road wuold the other guy tell me to take?"


In article <28101-37...@newsd-284.iap.bryant.webtv.net>,
nyco...@webtv.net wrote:

> You are walking down a path and you come to a fork. At the head
> of each path is a spiritual being. One is an angel and one is a devil.
> One way is heaven - One way is hell. The angel always
> tells the truth. The devil always lies.
> You may only ask one question. One. Not two. Not one to each of them.

> What question do you ask to find the path to heaven????
>
>

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SLL

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CheechWizard <loc...@a.titty.bar> wrote in message
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>
> >> What question do you ask to find the path to heaven????
> >>
> >Which one of you has seen my ex-wife?
>
> ..i saw her...corner of 4th and main.....
> she's the one chewin' gum and suckin'
> on a lucky strike at the same time......
>
> ..lovely choice in women...................
What can I say. I met her on St. Paddy's day, took me 15 years to sober up.

CheechWizard

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...15??....damn....yer talented.......

Knopgat

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GermanMilk wrote in message
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Thata way !

JoksAintUs

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>(CheechWizard)

>..where the fuck is all
>the booze and broads??....
>

HAHAHAHAHA no girl even talk to you
little boy. 7up and dollbabies for you.

Douglas D Anderson

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nyco...@webtv.net wrote in article
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> You are walking down a path and you come to a fork. At the head
> of each path is a spiritual being. One is an angel and one is a devil.
> One way is heaven - One way is hell. The angel always
> tells the truth. The devil always lies.
> You may only ask one question. One. Not two. Not one to each of them.

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