Recycled: A Pirate Story

[Douglas D. Anderson]

A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't
seen you
in awhile. What happened? You look terrible."

"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."

"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

"Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm
fine
now."

"Well, o.k., but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"

"We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword
fight. My
hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really."

"What about that eye patch?"

"Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked
up and
one of them shit in my eye."

"You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye just
from
some bird shit."

"It was my first day with the hook."


"We choose truth over facts" - Joe Biden