Any Diahrrhea Songs?
CMC
Just wanna know.
"When you get into the groove and feel sumthin move - diahrrhea!!"
Matthew Lusher
CMC (cc...@concentric.net) wrote:
: Just wanna know.
: "When you get into the groove and feel sumthin move - diahrrhea!!"
---
People think it's gross, but it's really great on toast - diarrhea!
People think it's funny, but it's really brown and runny - diarrhea!
Rockett Crawford
Baseball diarrhea:
When your standing on the mound and you hear a funny sound - diarrhea cha, cha, cha, diarrhea cha, cha, cha
When your running down to first and your pants are about to burst - diarrhea cha, cha, cha, diarrhea cha, cha, cha
When your running into second and you need some disinfectant - diarrhea cha, cha, cha, diarrhea cha, cha, cha
When your running into third and your pants are full of turds - diarrhea cha, cha, cha, diarrhea cha, cha, cha
When your sliding into home and you pants are not well sewn - diarrhea cha, cha, cha, diarrhea cha, cha, cha
When your standing in the shower and the water turns to powder - diarrhea cha, cha, cha, diarrhea cha, cha, cha
Now football:
When your standing in the huddle and you see a nasty puddle .....
maril...@aol.com
Matthew Lusher wrote:
>
> CMC (cc...@concentric.net) wrote:
> : Just wanna know.
>
> : "When you get into the groove and feel sumthin move - diahrrhea!!"
>
> ---
> People think it's gross, but it's really great on toast - diarrhea!
>
> People think it's funny, but it's really brown and runny - diarrhea!
When you're walking down the street and you feel something neat-diarrhea!
When you're swimming in the pool and you feel something cool-diarrhea
when you're sleeping in the bed and you feel something spread-diarrhea
or that's what I remember from when I was 9 years old LOL
-Marilyn
John Webster
There's a group in either Michigan or Minnesota called "The Yoopers". Lotsa
funny stuff...coupla albums...one song called "Diarrhea"...
in part...
"Oh, my mother made me soup
but it only made me poop...
I'll take a cork and superglue
Pound it in there with my shoe
Then I'll be all through with
Di-a-rrhea..."
etc., etc...
Don't have specifics, but it's "The Yoopers", address is Ishpeming, or perhaps
Lake Ishpeming, Michigan(it might be Minnesota).
Kinda sketchy...hey, if you're really interested, call Information.
John Webster
Stephen M. Dailey
In article <19961111184...@ladder01.news.aol.com> maril...@aol.com writes:
>From: maril...@aol.com
>Subject: Re: Any Diahrrhea Songs?
>Date: 11 Nov 1996 18:40:14 GMT
What about the baseball sequence?
When you're running down to first and your pants begin to burst-diarrhea
When you're stealing two and you feel a lotta poo-diarrhea
Headin' into third and you lay a squishy turd-diarrhea
Slidin' into home and your pants begin to foam-diarrhea
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Steve
Brian Kelley
John Webster wrote:
>
> There's a group in either Michigan or Minnesota called "The Yoopers"....
>
> [clip]
The group is "Da Yoopers" from the Upper Peninsula, the U.P., of
Michigan. The town's name is, indeed, Ishpeming. Yes, they are
humerous, and often tasteless.
A Troll
J. Johnson
When you're riding in your Chevy and you feel somethin heavy--Diahrrea
Jim
In article <smdailey.5...@seanet.com>, smda...@seanet.com says...
yard dash to the bathroom door-diarrhea
When you're walking up a hill, and your pants begin to spill-diarrhea
Jeff Peters
Some people think its funny, but it's really wet and runny
Diahrrhea, Diahrrhea
No sweat no pain, just sit and let it drain
Diahrrhea, Diahrrhea
At least that's how I heard it in 6th grade ;-)
L8R
Jeff
DJ Simons
ps: it's spelled "diarrhea"
yom...@aol.com
How's bout somthin to the tune of " My Maria"?
Kelly Lynn Scholen
Any fellow Minnesotans may know this....one of the country radio stations
in the Twin Cities (K102) has a morning show, and the DJ's make up
parodies of songs all the time....they made up one to the tune of My
Maria called Diarrhea...it's hilarious...when I can find a complete
listing of the words I'll post them....or if anyone else knows them,
please do so :)
Kat
eflo...@servtech.com
yom...@aol.com wrote:
>How's bout somthin to the tune of " My Maria"?
Nah. I like that song.
Meanwhile, how about something to the tune of JoJo Gunne's old song,
'Run, Run,Run'? It's even applicable....
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Goes to the tune of "mumma mia" by ABBA
Mumma mia i've got diahorea
Plip plop i can't hear no shit drop
Mumma mia i've got diahorea
Plip plop i can't hear no shit drop
Yes i've been broken hearted
Ooooh since the day i farted
why why did i have to let that go
mumma mia etc etc
Crap i know but you gotta try!
martin
Jared M. Bodak
I don't actually have a song about diarrhea, but I do have a poem about
taking a shit. Enjoy.
--Jason Bodak
The Shithouse Blues
It could be early in the morning, or it could be very late
When I hear my belly gurgling, and feel the urge to defecate
Something is charting a course through intestines large and small
It's a big as a damn horse, and from my ass it will fall
I stop whatever I'm doing, or I'll be in a bind
I stand up and get going, for a toilet I must find
I walk with quickened pace, tightly clenching my butt
Very red will be my face if I don't keep my asshole shut
But now I have to run, or I risk the chance
Of ruining this day of fun by shitting my pants
Ah, but there's the bathroom--I see it just up ahead
There my ass will go boom! and a few pounds I will shed
I lift up the toilet lid--on the seat goes my runp
I'm as giddy as a kid, for I'm about to take a dump!
My sphincter opens slowly, like a flower in bloom
Something big is leaving me, and it needs some room
But coming out first is a fart--a deafening sound
Rising between legs spread apart, the stench surrounds
The odor is quite strong, and as I finish taking a piss
I feel something wide and long, emerging from my orifice
My anus gapes--causing pain, but it's over in a flash
My rectum's width is normal again, and I hear a booming splash
I wipe the sweat from my brow, and I utter not a word
I feel much better now, after giving birth to a turd
You're full of the food that my body didn't use
Full of materials crude, and other refuse
My mind forms a question: will you float or will you sink?
It depends on your composition, at least that's what I think
Will you stay intact, or will you break into pieces?
But I should not ask, for it's a mystery of feces
Now I've finished blowing gas, and I'm done shitting too
But before I wipe my ass, I want to look at you
Cylindrical and dark brown, you resemble a log
I hope when I flush you down, the toilet does not clog
Floating so gracefully, in waters yellowed by my leak
You're a thing of beauty, but damn you fucking reek!!
As I reach for the Charmin, a tear forms in my eye
'Cause once I finish wipin', we must say goodbye
For now the time has come, and I must flush you away
'Cause once you leave my bum, there's nowhere for you to stay
But if you had ears, I'd say it to your face
While you were here, you made the world a better place
pork...@aol.com
There is a really *bad* group from Michigan called Da Yoopers...they have
an entire song devoted to your scatalogical search.
chyrel
Mama mia
Papa Pia
Sister gotta diahrrhea
Jeremy H. Campbell
bod...@pop.service.ohio-state.edu (Jared M. Bodak) wrote:
> I don't actually have a song about diarrhea, but I do have a poem about
>taking a shit. Enjoy.
>--Jason Bodak
> The Shithouse Blues
I have a very short and sweet tune that I sang as a young boy
when I had diarrhea.
I got the r-u-n-s
The Runs The Runs
I got the r-u-n-s
The Runs The Runs
-Repeat until you get sick of it.
JHC
Edwin Knox
Very good, Chyrel. You can go to recess early.
Josh
: I have a very short and sweet tune that I sang as a young boy
: when I had diarrhea.
: I got the r-u-n-s
: The Runs The Runs
: I got the r-u-n-s
: The Runs The Runs
Hmm... how about everyone's favorite:
Diarrhea cha-cha-cha
Diarrhea cha-cha-cha
some people think it's funny
but it's really black and runny!
Diarrhea cha-cha-cha
Diarrhea cha-cha-cha
some people think it's gross
other people eat it on their toast!
Others? :)
tHe ChEsHiRe CaT
In article <32b168cb...@news.mindspring.com>, tre...@mindspring.com
(Tina Reese) wrote:
>On Wed, 11 Dec 1996 15:53:22 +1100, Edwin Knox <mr...@fl.net.au>
>wrote:
>Okay, so maybe this one's been told before, but here goes again.....
>
>I can tell by the smell
>That you're not very well
>Diarhea, boom! boom! Diarhea.
>
>It's not very funny,
>In fact it's kinda runny,
>Diarhea, boom! boom! Diarhea!
No pain No strain
Just sit and let it drain,
Diahrrhea...diahrrhea
When you finally make it home
And your pants are full of foam
Diahrrhea...diahrrhea
etc, etc...i feel about 8 years old now! =-)
<meow>
James Herstell
When you're running up a hill and your shorts begin to spill,diahrrhea,
dia....
When you're stomach's filled with pain and your butt-hole starts to rain,
dia...
When you go to blow your nose and you load your pantyhose,diahrrhea,dia...
When you sit down for a meal and your butt begins to squeal,diahrrhea,dia.
.
When you try to quench your thirst and your butt gives out a burst,
diahrrhea,
When you're driving in your car and your butt starts oozing tar,diahrrhea,
dia...
When you're skipping down the street and somthing runny hits your feet,
dia...
When you're sitting in askirt and your butt begins to squirt,diahrrhea,
dia...
When you're climbing up a mountian and your butt shoots like a fountian,
dia...
When you feel kind of flustered and your butt is shooting custard,
diahrrhea
When you think its a wet dream but the odor makes you scream,diahrrhea,
dia
When you look inside your shoe and you find some lumpy goo,diahrrhea,dia
When you're standing in the shower and you fart with turbo power,
diahrrhea,
Sung to the tun of the classic:
When you're sliding into home and you're shorts are full of foam,
diahrrhea, diahrrhea.
DIGIT71
when you climbing a ladder and you feel something splatter....diahrrhea,
dia....
when you're riding in your Chevy and ya feel something
heavy.....diahrrhea, dia....
Polydectes
Under the subways
Under the ground
Little pieces of shit
Are floating around
Some are wet
Some are dry
Some they stink
And the others are high
And it's Sam, Sam the Lavatory Man
Chief Superintendant of the shit-house clan
Personal laundry
Sanatary towels
Listen to the sound of the aching bowels
Then all of a sudden a sound was heard
Slip slop of a greasy turd
Slip slop into the pot
Hoochie coochie it's the shit-house rock.
Not really about diarrhoea, but it mentions it:
To tune of British Grenadiers
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Some die of drinking water
Some die of drinking beer
Some die of constipation
Some die of diarrhoea
But of all the world's diseases
There's none that can compare
To the drip drip drip
Of a syphilitic prick [Note: Not to be confused with Arse-iris]
And they call it gonorrhoea
>
--
Polydectes