71 tasteless Jokes .
robin clark xv/t
1. Why do Polish babies have big heads?
So they don't fall out during the bridal
dance.
2. Why can't blacks celebrate Thanksgiving?
Kentucky Fried Chicken isn't open on
holidays.
3. Why don't sharks attack blacks?
Because they mistake them for whale shit.
4. Why can't blacks do push-ups?
Because their lips stick to the floor before their
chests touch.
5. How do you wipe out 250 black families?
Blow up K Mart.
6. How was break dancing invented?
By black kids stealing hubcaps from moving
cars.
7. What does the Jewish Santa Claus say as he
comes down the chimney?
"Ho-ho-ho! Anybody want to buy some toys?"
8. How do Jews play football?
They try to get the quarter back.
9. What do you say to a Puerto Rican in a
three-piece suit?
"Will the defendant please rise?"
10. What do you call four drowning Mexicans?
Cuatro sinko
11. What do the Chinese call 69?
Two Can Chew.
12. What's it called when a Puerto Rican falls
into the ocean?
An oil slick.
13. Why did they take the "911" numbers off
police patrol cars?
Mexicans kept stealing the patrol cars,
thinking they were Porsches.
14. What do you do when an epileptic has a fit in
your bathtub?
Throw in your laundry.
15. Where do epileptics go when in Las Vegas?
Seizures Palace.
16. What has three balls and comes from outer
space?
E.T. - the Extra Testicle.
17. Did you hear about Jesse Jackson's plan to
eliminate unemployment.
He's expanding the NBA to 5,000 teams.
18. What's John Lennon doing these days?
Decomposing.
19. What did Joan collins sy to King Kong?
'Is it in yet?'
20. What has a hundred balls and fucks rabbits?
A shotgun.
21. Why can't the scientists figure out what
causes AIDS?
They can't train the laboratory rats to
butt-fuck.
22. How many men does it take to mop a floor?
None. It's a woman's job.
23. What do hookers and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
24. Why do women like to play Pac-Man?
Because they can get eaten three times for
a quarter.
25. Why are most cowgirls bowlegged?
Because cowboys never take their hats off when
they eat.
26. How can you tell when a girl is horny?
When you put your hand down their pants and it
feels like a horse eating oats.
27. What are three things a woman can do that a
man can't?
(1) Have a baby.
(2) Have her period.
(3) Get laid when she's dead.
28. Why is clitoris like Antartica?
Most men know it's there, but few really
care.
29. Why is AIDS a miracle?
It's the only thing in the world that can
change a fruit into a vegetable.
30. What does a lesbian get every twenty-eight
days?
A free meal.
31. How do you get a nun pregnant?
Fuck her.
32. What's a 6.9?
A 69 interrupted by a period.
33. What's a 72?
A 69 with 5-percent meal tax.
34. How do you make a dead baby float?
You take your foot off its head and let it
rise to the surface.
35. How can you tell if you have an overbite?
If you're eating pussy and it tastes like
shit.
36. What's the difference between a Biafran baby
and an NFL football?
The football has to weigh at least fourteen
ounces.
37. How can you identify Dolly Parton's kids at a
party?
They're the ones with stretch marks around
their mouths.
38. What part of Popeye never rusts?
The part he puts in Olive Oyl.
39. What happened to the the guy who lost his
whole left side in an accident?
He's all right.
40. What's the hardest part of a vegetable to
eat?
The wheelchair.
41. What happened when the butcher backed into
his meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his orders.
42. Did you hear what happened to the fly on the
toilet seat?
He got pissed off.
44. Why did the man with the legless dog call his
pet 'Cigarette'?
Because every so often he'd take him for a
drag.
45. What's grosser than gross?
When you kiss your grandmother and she slips
you the tounge.
46. How do you find a foxhole?
Lift its tail.
47. What's the last thing that goes through a
cat's mind as it's hit by a truck at 100
m.p.h.?
His asshole.
48. What's Greek foreplay?
Here, sheepie, sheepie, sheepie.
50. What do you call a woman who can suck an
orange through a garden hose?
Darling.
51. What's the difference between having a job
and being married for ten years?
A job still sucks after ten years.
52. What's the difference between an elephant and
an Italian grandmother?
Twenty pounds and a black dress.
53. What does eating pussy and being a member of
the Mafia have in common?
One slip of the tounge and you're in deep
shit.
54. How can you tell an Italian plane out on the
runway?
It's the one with hair under its wings.
55. What do you get when you cross a black and a
Jew?
A janitor in a law firm.
56. Who was the first black prostitute?
Kunta Kinte's sister - Rentacunta.
57. How about the Japanese factory that
spray-painted all their new robots black?
They were two hours late to work the next
day.
58. What's the difference between a black and a
bicycle?
A bicycle doesn't sing, "Kumbaya, my lord"
when you chain it to the wall.
59. What do you call a seventy-five-pound
Ethiopian?
"Fatso"
60. What's black and has cobwebs?
An Ethiopian's asshole.
61. What are Mexicans?
Living proof that Indians fucked buffaloes.
62. What do you call a midget fortune-teller who
escapes from prison?
A small medium at large.
63. What's teh difference between an oyster with
epilepsy and a whore with diarrhea?
One you shuck between fits ...
64. I'll say one thing about polio-
It keeps the kids off the street.
65. Why wasn't JFK a good boxer?
He couldn't take a shot to the head.
66. Why did the NHL draft Indira Gandhi?
She stopped seven shots in four seconds.
67. What was John Lennon's last hit?
The pavement.
68. What did one gay sperm say to the other?
"How'm I supposed to find an egg in all this
shit?"
69. What did Jesus say while hanging on the
cross?
"This is a hell of a way to spend Easter
vacation."
70. What's black and white and red all over?
A nun with stab wounds.
71. How do you know when you've had a great
blowjob?
You have to pull the sheets out of the crack
in your ass.
What was the last thing that went through J. Lennons mind?
Worms.:
Why do Scotsmen have such long thin penises?
Coz they're a bunch of tight fisted wankers.
robin clark xv/t
Whats Blue and sits in the corner ?
A baby with a plastic bag on its head.
Whats red and sits in the corner ?
A baby chewing a razor blade.
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Sami Salonen
: BABY JOKES...
: Whats Blue and sits in the corner ?
: A baby with a plastic bag on its head.
Followup to that:
Whats green and sits in the corner?
The same baby after three weeks.
Frank Lohmann
> BABY JOKES...
> Whats red and sits in the corner ?
>
> A baby chewing a razor blade.
And what's green and sits in the corner ?
The same baby two weeks later.
Anton de Wet
>BABY JOKES...
Heard this one:
What's black and straches the glass ?
A baby in the microwave
Anton
DJUKIC M
what's brown and taps on the window?
a baby in an oven
anonymaous
1 baby in 12 baskets.