creative acronyms
Kirby
greg havens wrote:
>
> please add to the list, enlighten us all........
>
> BOHICA bend over here it comes again
> SNAFU situation normal all fucked up
> TARFU things are really fucked up
> FUBAR fucked up beyond all repair
> BUSPOSO been used, screwed, pissed on and shit on
> SSDD same shit, different day
DILLIGAS do I look like I give a shit
Kirby
Terence Zahner
> >
> > BOHICA bend over here it comes again
> > SNAFU situation normal all fucked up
> > TARFU things are really fucked up
> > FUBAR fucked up beyond all repair
> > BUSPOSO been used, screwed, pissed on and shit on
> > SSDD same shit, different day
>
BOID Bend Over, I'm Driving
Philbert de Zwart
greg havens wrote:
>
> here is a starter for a list of creative acronyms. we all work at places
> that need them very badly. especially where i work! we can't use naughty
> words or sexually harass anyone but if you've got a good acronym the
> world of the politically incorrect could use it. my greatest thanks to
> demo dick who brought light into the dark realm of verbage.
>
> please add to the list, enlighten us all........
>
how about
NHOTAEBWTH never heard of this abbreviation either but what the hell
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Conbrww
CRAFT disease.........Can't Remember a Fuckin Thing
FISH inventory...........First In Still Here (I'm a wholesaler)
DILLYGAF................Do I Look Like I Give a Fuck
Doug Jones
greg havens <gha...@mail.idt.net> wrote:
>here is a starter for a list of creative acronyms. we all work at places
>that need them very badly. especially where i work! we can't use naughty
>words or sexually harass anyone but if you've got a good acronym the
>world of the politically incorrect could use it. my greatest thanks to
>demo dick who brought light into the dark realm of verbage.
>
>please add to the list, enlighten us all........
>
>BOHICA bend over here it comes again
>SNAFU situation normal all fucked up
>TARFU things are really fucked up
>FUBAR fucked up beyond all repair
>BUSPOSO been used, screwed, pissed on and shit on
>SSDD same shit, different day
SOL Shit Outta Luck
Doug Jones
Doug Jones
greg havens <gha...@mail.idt.net> wrote:
>here is a starter for a list of creative acronyms. we all work at places
>that need them very badly. especially where i work! we can't use naughty
>words or sexually harass anyone but if you've got a good acronym the
>world of the politically incorrect could use it. my greatest thanks to
>demo dick who brought light into the dark realm of verbage.
<snipped>
Another old military acronym:
FUJIMO Fuck you, Jack. I Got My Orders.
CHRISTOPHER A. SMITH
How bout...
NFI....................No Fucking Idea
FIGJAM.................Fuck I'm Good, Just Ask Me
huh?
On 9 May 1997, Conbrww wrote:
>
> DILLYGAF................Do I Look Like I Give a Fuck
>
Huh? That don't work.
Raymond M. Summerlin Sr.
In article <337c5f1a...@news.pathway.net>, run...@third.base wrote:
>On Tue, 13 May 1997 14:03:16 -0500, "Christina M. Scott"
><csc...@infonet.tufts.edu> wrote:
>
>>>
>>> please add to the list, enlighten us all........
>>>
>>> BOHICA bend over here it comes again
>>> SNAFU situation normal all fucked up
>>> TARFU things are really fucked up
>>> FUBAR fucked up beyond all repair
>>> BUSPOSO been used, screwed, pissed on and shit on
>>> SSDD same shit, different day
>>
>>
>>
>>Tina...
>
>
>
>JAFO Just Another Fucking Observer
>
>E-mail to tin...@pathway.net
>
>First....We kill all the lawyers
ESADAVDWFB ..... Eat Shit and Die a Violent Death with Festering Boils
-Ray-
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How about GFY Go Fuck Yourself (ooops Forgot kids might be reading) :>)
CHRISTOPHER A. SMITH <s43...@frodo.student.gu.edu.au> wrote in article
<Pine.SOL.3.91.970514...@frodo.student.gu.edu.au>...
> How bout...
>
> NFI....................No Fucking Idea
> FIGJAM.................Fuck I'm Good, Just Ask Me
>
>
> On 9 May 1997, Conbrww wrote:
>
> > CRAFT disease.........Can't Remember a Fuckin Thing
> > FISH inventory...........First In Still Here (I'm a wholesaler)
steve
jon...@telenet.net (Doug Jones) was, like, :
->greg havens <gha...@mail.idt.net> wrote:
->
->>here is a starter for a list of creative acronyms. we all work at places
->>that need them very badly. especially where i work! we can't use naughty
->>words or sexually harass anyone but if you've got a good acronym the
->>world of the politically incorrect could use it. my greatest thanks to
->>demo dick who brought light into the dark realm of verbage.
-><snipped>
->
->Another old military acronym:
->
->FUJIMO Fuck you, Jack. I Got My Orders.
->
When I was a young juvenile deliquent I had this on the back of my
jacket, only it meant Fuck You Jack I'm Movin' On.
It didn't have a 'G' in it, either.
I added an extra "x" to my address to foil the spamsters. YOU
figure it out...
john
GBMFIC: great big mother fucker in charge.
LBMFIC: little bitty mother fucker in charge.
RCH: is a red cunt hair or very close, black hairs are thicker so that's not
quite as close
most people have heard of SNAFU: situation normal all fucked up
john.
mike
IDGAF I Don't Give A Fuck
Hans Breuer
On Wed, 28 May 1997 17:57:03 GMT, bigm...@cnct.com (mike) wrote:
>IDGAF I Don't Give A Fuck
DILLIGAF - Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck?
Rizwan Ahmad
Matt (ma...@codenet.net) is accused of saying:
: >
: > FOAD Fuck Off And Die
: >
: > brw
:
This is one I use when things are working right
BFH
Big Fuckin Hammer
Rizwan Ahmad
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steve
->>
->> FOAD Fuck Off And Die
->>
->> brw
->
->Maybe you guys should know that acronyms are supposed to be real words,
->not just sentences made into acronyms. C'mon guys, CREATIVE means
->creating something.
That's too hard for some of these knuckle-draggers out here!
On a t-shirt of mine:
The 4th Annual
8 - 29 - 87
WHOGAF
When people ask, I tell them it means Who Gives A Fuck. Does anyone
out here know what it *really* means?
Also, there's FUBAR -- Fucked Up Beyond All Repair
...and FUJIMO -- Fuck You Jack I'm Movin' On
Andrew Wyer
Deeb wrote:
>
> In article <mvparvia....@snakemail.hut.fi>, mvpa...@alpha.hut.fi
> says...
how 'bout
FIGJAM Fuck I'm Good Just Ask Me
> >
> >b...@netcom.com (Bruce Wilson) writes:
> >
> >>Hans Breuer (hans...@pristine.com.tw) wrote:
> >>: On Wed, 28 May 1997 17:57:03 GMT, bigm...@cnct.com (mike) wrote:
> >
> >>: >IDGAF I Don't Give A Fuck
> >>: DILLIGAF - Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck?
> >
> >>FOAD Fuck Off And Die
> >
> >CCL Couldn't Care Less
> >
> >
>
> How about - SSDD (same shit different day)
> SOL (shit out of luck)
> NCAA (no class at all)
Niles
On Thu, 12 Jun 1997, Stefan wrote:
#>The 4th Annual
#> 8 - 29 - 87
#> WHOGAF
#>
#>When people ask, I tell them it means Who Gives A Fuck. Does anyone
#>out here know what it *really* means?
#>
#>Also, there's FUBAR -- Fucked Up Beyond All Repair
#> ...and FUJIMO -- Fuck You Jack I'm Movin' On
#
#I always thought FUBAR was Fucked up Beyond all Recognition
Me too. There's lots in the same vein: SNAFU - situation normal, all
fucked up; JANFU - joint army and navy fuckup. Can't remember any more,
but they're all in Mrs Byrne's Dictionary.
There's also "WYBMADIITY?", which I think would make a good t-shirt:
Will You Buy Me A Drink If I Tell You? That one comes from F Scott
Fitzgerald's _Great Gatsby_
--
ALEX FOSTER Offence never my intention.
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http://www.nott.ac.uk/~afy9faj/
Deeb
jay...@nospamridgecrest.ca.us
We used these in the Military
FUGLY--Fuckin Ugly
UNBAFULGY--Unbelievably fuckin ugly
FWOGO--Fuckin Waste Of Good Oxygen
quincy
In article <5oa21e$45l$2...@ash.ridgecrest.ca.us>,
jay...@nospamridgecrest.ca.us writes
pig, not to mention they all roll in shit.
-- If you dive into an empty pool, you should expect to bang your head.
Q
x@y.z
>We used these in the Military
>
>FUGLY--Fuckin Ugly
>
>UNBAFULGY--Unbelievably fuckin ugly
>
>FWOGO--Fuckin Waste Of Good Oxygen
>
>
FARSE - Fat arse
Aaron Michael Spanik
quincy (euros...@euroscales.demon.co.uk) wrote:
: In article <5oa21e$45l$2...@ash.ridgecrest.ca.us>,
: jay...@nospamridgecrest.ca.us writes
: >We used these in the Military
: >
: >FUGLY--Fuckin Ugly
: >
: >UNBAFULGY--Unbelievably fuckin ugly
: >
: >FWOGO--Fuckin Waste Of Good Oxygen
: >
: HIPACROCKAPIG-as big as a hippo, teath like a crock and a nose like a
Tom Moore
FUBAR - Fucked Up Beyond All Repair
Brad
Some of my fave's from my time in the Army:
FIGMO = Fuck It, Got My Orders
DILLIGAF = Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck
FIDO = Fuck It, Drive On
Take Care,
Brad Colip
"It's gonna happen, so you might as well watch"
John Rollins
I see no humor in acronym jokes.
Mech
President AAAAA (American Association of Acronym Abusers Anonomous)
Jeff
BOHICA --- bend over, here it comes again!
Jim Martin
Heres a couple of badly thought out genuine ones from the UK that have
made me laugh:
first is SCAT (the group opposed to the bridge linking the Isle of Skye
to the mainland)
And almost unbelievably on the news, in an article about breast
implants, there was a spokesman for BAPS (British Association of Plastic
Surgeons).
Bristol JIm.
Garry Foster
On Mon, 7 Jul 1997 16:15:02 GMT, Jim Martin <bzj...@mail.bris.ac.uk>
wrote:
I had a chuckle when I heard thet too. I had a vision of men& women
in kilts shitting off the edge of the bridge onto each other
Gaz.
ray_s...@compuserve.com
In article <Pine.SUN.3.95q.97070...@mail.bris.ac.uk>,
Jim Martin <bzj...@mail.bris.ac.uk> wrote:
>
>
> Heres a couple of badly thought out genuine ones from the UK that have
> made me laugh:
>
> first is SCAT (the group opposed to the bridge linking the Isle of Skye
> to the mainland)
> And almost unbelievably on the news, in an article about breast
> implants, there was a spokesman for BAPS (British Association of Plastic
> Surgeons).
>
> Bristol JIm.
It's SKAT, actually, and was intended to tell the Bridge Company to
b*gger off! So, quite appropriate...!
Regards, Ray
Isle of Skye
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